Kevin Federline had many reasons to be concerned on Thursday night when Britney Spears initiated a standoff with the police and locked herself in her bedroom with the children. The most alarming reason: Kevin knew Britney kept a handgun in that room. He had given it to her for a birthday present, according to one of his friends who spoke to News of the World:
K-Fed, 29, panicked on Thursday night after realising the fallen pop princess kept the handgun–a Beretta 92FS–in the master bedroom where she was holding the kids, Jayden James, one, and Sean Preston, two.
Convinced that in her out-of-control state she would use the weapon to kill the lads then turn it on her herself, the wannabe rapper rang his lawyers who alerted the authorities.
“Kevin knew she was on the edge and might snap at any time.
“Knowing there were TWO firearms in the house, including the Beretta, he wasn’t taking any chances– hence the massive police response.”
That is some chilling shit. Who the hell gives Britney Spears a handgun for a birthday present? Christ, it’s not like their marriage wasn’t rocky from the start: “Hey, baby, I know you hate me using your credit card and partying and stuff. But, uh, here’s a handgun. Happy Birthday, gorgeous! Ha ha, you don’t put it in your mouth, silly. You crack me up. Now what are you do– holy shit, hit the deck!”
BAM!
“Damn, baby, that’s one way to open a bag of Cheetos. No, wait, not the microwave too! Ricochet! DUCK!”
oh.
Taht whacky Britters. He shoulda got her a Glock. And some underwear.
Christina Milian!!!
you’re not supposed to open condoms w/ a gun.
well K-Fed would know all about accidental discharges..
ba-ding!
That whacky Britters. He shoulda got her a Glock. And some underwear.
Christina Milian!!!
Please.Please.Please Britney go out like Kurt Cobain
Maybe she’ll confuse it for her hair dryer.
fuck i hope she blows her head off.
Did he also get the kids razor blades for Christmas?
Wow… Wishful tinking on his part wasn’t it….
Pretty much takes care of that “she had a prenup issue…”
Too bad she didn’t take the opportunity at the time to off herself.
He was more concerned with her shooting the kids. Who would really care if she blew her brain (questionable) out?
Picture: Britney having peaceful dinner with the kids in her house. Suddenly the army, Greenpeace, police, helicopter storms in. “I knew she had forks in her kitchen. I was sure she was going to stick one in Jayden’s eye. Can I have her money now?” Loser!
when you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho
cock it back slow
rock it back and forth, wait for the
nut, then let my trigger go
BOOM!
pussy-guts all over the room
yeah yeah…like, i gave a “gun” to my girlfriend for her birthday…huh-huh huh-huh…some of the “bullets” got her right in the eye…huh-huh huh-huh…that was cool.
“6. Mal Reynolds – January 7, 2008 4:24 PM
Please.Please.Please Britney go out like Kurt Cobain”
Shot by El Duce on orders of Courtney Love?
Low comedic value today Fish. Not your best work…
What a fucking idiot for giving her a gun.
Hey the article said nothing about Kevin giving her bullets right? Britney was probably trying to shove Cheetos into the chamber. “Damn y’all I caint get deese hare bullets into this hare pistile.”
Here’s where it gets really good, children! The gun! There’s talk of a gun!
Oh, jesus, the pre-emptive talk of a firearm. A foreshadowing! The.. Agh, I don’t have anymore descriptive words; the bitch is close!
Everybody lay-low and eat shit, it’s about to happen. (Murder-suicide.)
Seriously, Ficial’s right, why’s psychopathic Britney allowed within sight of a firearm? And you know she’s not strong enough to only kill herself.
I want Britney to kill Phil Mcgraw’s entire family, then herself. Jesus, please?
Damnit!!!
Less Britney! More Boobs!!!
Oh, wait, speaking of boobs. Let me rephrase that:
Less Britney! More Breasts!!!
This is sick. Everybody in Britney’s life is trying to profit by harming Britney and putting her in dangerous situations. Then, all you jackals gather around to celebrate when she falls. If you had a conscience, you’d be ashamed, but I know that’s too much to ask.
#22 – Cheers!!!!!
Wouldn’t it have been better to get her some pantys. We all know she does not have enough of them to last her.
I nearly forgot about Amy Winehouse. What news of that other fucked up singer?
She doesn’t look crazy at all in that picture………..pfffft
How can people be so heartless?
How can people be so cruel?
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold
How can people have no feelings?
You know I’m hung up on you
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no
Especially people
Who care about strangers
Who care about evil
And social injustice
Do you only care about the bleeding crowd?
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend
How can people be so heartless
How can they ignore their friends?
Easy to give in
Easy to help out
Especially people
Who care about strangers
Who say they care about social injustice
Oooaaooh
Do you only care about the bleeding crowd?
Oh-ohhh
How about a needing friend?
Ohhh, I need a friend
How can people have no feelings?
Oh, how can they ignore their friends?
Easy to be hard
Easy to help out
Easy to be proud
Easy to say no
Cynthia…victim much?
#27 – why don’t you go cut yourself?
C’mon Cynthia, you actually think that everyone around Brit is profitting off of her, and she is not getting a piece of the action? My guess is that her new “friend” Paparaazzi is brokering deals for her to pay her legal bills off. I am sure she will have her own “One Night” video come out soon, and she will make MILLIONS off of it. And, it won’t hury her career any more than she has already doen on her own. Yet she will profit.
She is crazy. Like a fox.
But still stupid.
A gun for her birthday? Is that a white trash gift or what?
God himself put Cynthia on here. And Your_Missing_Soul. Dont all you fish droppings realize you are going to be consumed by a lake of fire? Keep celebrating misery and demons will torment you for eternity. Have fun.
27, we can’t miss what we never had …
I think he told her it was a toothbrush.
Let’s all say a prayer for Britney Spears! I am requesting everyone to lift her up in prayer. Let’s stop feeding and fueling the negativity and gossip about her and just pray for her! May God Bless you Britney! With Love, Melinda
@32 You are doomed by your pride. Keep the flames burning ok?
@27 Your song doesn’t rhyme.
@22 It’s for laughs you twat, lighten up.
@33 Bunny where you been? It’s boring here without you.
Good for you, Melinda! Also, let’s all take a few minutes and write a note of encouragement to Britney Spears. No preaching. No criticizing. Just love. In her darkest hour, because that’s when she need our help most, not when she’s strong and good. As God’s children, let’s love Britney the way Jesus loves her.
#27, theres a lot more serious things going on in the world that you could dissect for your “poetry” then britney spears. Everybody needs to believe in something though I guess. Probably why this country is going to hell in a hand basket. What are young people passionate about in the states? Genocide? World Starvation? The US government committing terrorist attacks on there own people to stage wars with other countries? Nooooooo, there passionate about Britney Spears. lol, hilarious
My Dear Britney:
You can play the game and you can act out the part
Though you know it wasnt written for you
But tell me, how can you stand there with your broken heart
Ashamed of playing the fool
One thing can lead to another; it doesnt take any sacrifice
Oh, father and mother, sister and brother
If it feels nice, dont think twice
Just shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Things are gonna work out fine if you only will
Shower the people you love with love
Show them the way you feel
Things are gonna be much better if you only will
You can run but you cannot hide
This is widely known
And what you plan to do with your foolish pride
When youre all by yourself alone
Once you tell somebody the way that you feel
You can feel it beginning to ease
I think its true what they say about the squeaky wheel
Always getting the grease.
Better to shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Things are gonna be just fine if you only will
Shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Things are gonna be much better if you only will
Shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Youll feel better right away
Dont take much to do
Sell you pride
They say in every life
They say the rain must fall
Just like pouring rain
Make it rain
Make it rain
Love, love, love is sunshine.
Oh yes
Make it rain
Love, love, love is sunshine
Yeah, all right
Everybody, everybody
Shower the people you love with love
Jesus, what the hell is happening here???
Back on topic – can you believe that KFed has posted on his website lyrics to a new song he said was “inspired by the recent events”?! Talk about cashing in. I couldn’t listen to the audio, but here are the lyrics (wtf???!!!):
If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you
Never ending pain, quickly ending life –
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
I’d been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I’d take my life and leave love with you
I’d kill myself for you, I’d kill you for myself –
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
No more head trips
Yup just what Britney needs, a gun. Batshit crazy+gun=sunshine and roses. Ah huh.
There’s a crazy retarded redneck woman who abuses her kids. And she has not one but two guns in the house.
Wait, what? It’s in America? No way! That goes against every country’s image of Americans.
ary isn’t it? I mean, the girl’s fighting an uphill battle. She’s on the edge, sitting by and watching clint. sad.
The cops said there was no gun. Get your story right.
I think a box of Krispy Kremes would have been a more appropriate birthday gift for her. That’s just me, though.
#43,
Clint Eastwood? Cool Hand Luke? Great movie.
I’ll bet she eats 50 eggs for breakfast tomorrow.
@45 I think a more appropriate gift would have been a life time supply of proxac and maybe a straight jacket.
Jesus, what the hell is happening here???
Back on topic – can you believe that KFed has posted on his website lyrics to a new song he said was “inspired by the recent events”?! Talk about cashing in. I couldn’t listen to the audio, but here are the lyrics (wtf???!!!):
If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you
Never ending pain, quickly ending life –
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
I’d been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I’d take my life and leave love with you
I’d kill myself for you, I’d kill you for myself –
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
No more head trips
are you sure he posted this as his new song. not to be a nit picker but this is a pantara song called “this love” and is actually been out for a few years now so…yeah just wondering.
Jesus, what the hell is happening here???
Back on topic – can you believe that KFed has posted on his website lyrics to a new song he said was “inspired by the recent events”?! Talk about cashing in. I couldn’t listen to the audio, but here are the lyrics (wtf???!!!):
If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you
Never ending pain, quickly ending life –
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
I’d been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I’d take my life and leave love with you
I’d kill myself for you, I’d kill you for myself –
You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love
No more head trips
are you sure he posted this as his new song. not to be a nit picker but this is a pantara song called “this love” and is actually been out for a few years now so…yeah just wondering.