Britney Spears goes to the doctor

March 4th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Britney Spears went to the doctor last night and these pics are pretty revealing that something is going down in Vaginatown. And I’m not talking about Britney looking bloated and walking like a constipated rhino. I’m talking babies. There’s two items to note in the top pic. And for once I’m not talking about her boobs – at least directly. First, Britney is wearing a bra. There’s a huge red flag right there. When’s the last time Britney Spears wore a bra? Answer: It’s a trick question – never. Even more telling than that, is the camera in Britney’s hand. What the hell is she taking pictures of during a medical exam? Actually, you know what? Don’t tell me. Somehow I think I’ll live a rich full life never knowing the answer to that question.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. She is SO GROSKY! That girl is going have like 90 Little DEVIL-Spawns by the time she’s 30!!!!!!!

  2. moobs

    Any “Pro-Life” morons want to speak up and make an argument for this?

    /didn’t think so.

  3. BunnyButt

    Hint to Britney: Sweetie, that’s a size 6 blouse. You’re a size 14. Time to get some clothes that fucking fit properly.

  4. Hopefully they did this

  5. Auntie Kryst

    @44 As long as I can continue to swear a whole fucking lot (there goes one), and discuss my boozing, I’m there team!

  6. BunnyButt

    ** Weeps because Frist, Jimbo, Veggi, and Auntie are going to leave her behind with the trolls. **

  7. aklsdliegh

    is she single again?I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

  8. She is a great woman. I was told that she helped many positive girls on a STD dating site named ” positiveloving.com” last year. And she agreed to helpe another 15 top members this year

  9. Joe

    #36

    How sad that you care. What are you the Comment Police ha!

  10. ILOVEBRITNEY

    I really need see her smiling aganin :(

  11. ILOVEBRITNEY

    I really need see her smiling again :(

  12. Tracy

    #56 Bunny

    Brittney looks like she is wearing a size 2 top and she should be wearing a size 6 top. Kim Kardaskank could easily fit into a size 14 top.

  13. Juaqin Ingles

    On the bright side, she could chub out a bit more and than not even REALIZE she’s pregnant. The baby would probably just fall out too and she wouldn’t notice.

  14. Shep

    It’s nice that Britney Spears treats losing her children like losing a frappo at starbucks. “You took my children? Jokes on you, i’mma get some more, The penis/counter is right over there”

  15. T

    @ 3

    HILARIOUS


    That’s it, I’m done with this bitch if she’s pregnant.

  16. mean

    @56 Oh wow, my bad. Dry your eyes BB and come along!

  17. Auntie Kryst

    Doh, forgot to change name. Another mea culpa BB.

  18. tina

    Britney Spears?

  19. tina

    Poor woman. I saw her profile with photos on BillionaireFriends.co m, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn’t she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

  20. ugh

    It would help if she looked in a mirror before she left the house.

  21. Ugliest top in the world.

  22. herbiefrog

    at least she doesnt have dina for a mother

    [that was mean] we feel mean

    dont fuck with us right now

    relax babe, take some time off

  23. ashley

    #29 asshole, you don’t know her! Bottom line! None of you do. Do you take pleasure in pretending you have some kind of connection to another person simply beacause their famous. Does that make your life have meaning? So many of you are just rediculus, shes living her life, whatever. I guess I have a hard time completely hating a stranger or anyone for that matter. It’s funny to poke a little fun but some of you are just malicious, as though she shot your mother or something.

  24. spiritkittykat

    O.K. at least she now has red boots to wear constantly. And with all the money she supposedly has, why can’t she buy a shirt that fits? Those buttons are SCREAMING “This shirt is too small for your bloated ass!”

  25. I didn’t like her. There are so many rumor about her every day. I don’t know why there are so many people focus on her. It’s boring! I prefer chatting someone on some good sites. I glad to recommend this good dating site (bbwconnect.com) to you. There are many hot guys and beautiful girls. Maybe you can try it now!

  26. cookie monsta

    so the landing strip sperminated her, next he’s gotta marry her, quickie divorce within 2 weeks of the next devil spawn appearance, then he’s set for life, kfed style. He might look like a silly arab, but he’s sooooo much more….

  27. cookie monsta

    Oh Ashley #73 that is a really REDICULUS COMMENT. you mighty fuckwad. SUPERFICIAL get it?

  28. hausfrau

    #73- Yes to everything.

    PS Britney sure is ugly. Her chin is becoming one with her neck. Wonder what Paris and her new monk-as-accessory would make of that.

  29. rufus

    She’s no. 1. I love her. she’s hot. BTW, did you guys see her profile on
    myrichmatch.com? There’re more hot pics of her. She’s very popular there.

  30. sweet mama

    she is revolting

  31. Neybirt

    Hey brit! why you wearing clothes that are too small for you, hon? Go shop something that fits you.

    PS. If there’s a god she’s not pregnant

  32. absolute2

    Leave Britney alone. She really needs true love and help. It seems she is seeking true love online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.

  33. m

    I think she’s just got the “coming off the happy pills” bloat. If she IS pregnant though, she is automatically qualified to be the universal symbol for pro-choice. If she isn’t convincing enough, I don’t know what is.

  34. LBot

    Can we call her Baby Huey now?

  35. D. Richards (I hate myself today.)

    #73? You’re so sensitive! Shut-the fuck up.

    Anyway: I like to pretend I know celebrities. I pretend, pretend — sometimes I even meet celebrities in their back yards. Nothing says friendship like a security fence. I carry a script that I doodled on the palm of my hand, and a really cheap .22 that fits nicely in my pocket.

    I like the women the best; women celebrities have vaginas, and I like that.

  36. Cutiie

    The guy on the left has a snot…
    Ew

  37. Miaoudeminou

    #33- Yes, please.

    No more kids needing their teeth whitened because Brit can’t feed them the food kids their age should be eating.

  38. she maybe has mental disease. She is luck than people at stdromance.

  39. jim

    WTF is with her body!?…… looks like a midget. She’s got that big swollen upper head thing going on, . . if her eyes were any farther apart they would be sitting next to her ears, . . she’s has a big beefy neck, . . short stubby arms and legs, . . . and who the HELL is dressing this poor girl, . . WOW, . .I can’t believe that a celebrity, ANY celebrity could have such bad fashion sense, . . just fucken mind blowing.

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