Britney Spears goes to the doctor

Britney Spears went to the doctor last night and these pics are pretty revealing that something is going down in Vaginatown. And I’m not talking about Britney looking bloated and walking like a constipated rhino. I’m talking babies. There’s two items to note in the top pic. And for once I’m not talking about her boobs – at least directly. First, Britney is wearing a bra. There’s a huge red flag right there. When’s the last time Britney Spears wore a bra? Answer: It’s a trick question – never. Even more telling than that, is the camera in Britney’s hand. What the hell is she taking pictures of during a medical exam? Actually, you know what? Don’t tell me. Somehow I think I’ll live a rich full life never knowing the answer to that question.