Britney Spears went to the doctor last night and these pics are pretty revealing that something is going down in Vaginatown. And I’m not talking about Britney looking bloated and walking like a constipated rhino. I’m talking babies. There’s two items to note in the top pic. And for once I’m not talking about her boobs – at least directly. First, Britney is wearing a bra. There’s a huge red flag right there. When’s the last time Britney Spears wore a bra? Answer: It’s a trick question – never. Even more telling than that, is the camera in Britney’s hand. What the hell is she taking pictures of during a medical exam? Actually, you know what? Don’t tell me. Somehow I think I’ll live a rich full life never knowing the answer to that question.
Photos: INFdaily.com
D. Richards | March 4, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I made it finally now my useless life is complete. Orgasm in my anus!
Giggles | March 4, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Girlfriend still needs help getting dressed, doesn’t she?
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ | March 4, 2008 at 3:36 pm
If it wasn’t Dr. Kevorkian, I’m not interested.
Benny Vandal | March 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm
1st~!
ashley | March 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I honestly feel bad for her. Those paparazzi jack asses should just leave her alone, thats why shes losing her mind. How would you feel if you had fat, unattractive men with bad facial hair following you around screaming your name and smelling like the gas station food they filled up on while they parked outside your gyno’s doctors office. Pathetic!
Benny Vandal | March 4, 2008 at 3:39 pm
screw feeling bad for her. I feel bad for the paparazzi. wasting their meaningless lives taking pictures of this Ass Clown He-Bitch
D. Richards (Biologist.) | March 4, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Nope — Wrong again. Britney went to the doctor because her massive hemorrhoids were boiling again.
#1. He’s hilarious.
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 3:40 pm
WTC is up with the Fish? Why does this dork think every female in Hollywood is pregnant? The dumb bitch drink 12 Venti Crapacinos from Starbucks everyday. If that does not put a little bump in your belly, I don’t know what will.
yodolayheehoo | March 4, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Maybe her daddy picked out her bra too. He is laying her clothes out for her every night.
hotyute | March 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
another brit post??????????? gaawd, and yet we are so not interested in B. Spears. Why isn’t she dead yet?blah blah, gimme gimme more, ya’lls want a piece of me??? No wonder the slut hasn’t subsided. I’m gonna go masturbate to my new Indiana Jones poster, see, some of us have lives.
IKE | March 4, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I really hope not.
That guy is SUCH a loser!!
Randal | March 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’m not sure if Britney is in fact expecting. Of course, many are speculating and that’s all it is. I certainly hope she’s not going to give birth for, in her current state, she should not be reproducing. Britney needs to get herself back on track and back to the top of the charts where she belongs!
FRIST!!! | March 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Yeah, she is about that stupid..
Fat Tabby | March 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm
She’s wearing new boots!
Hecubus | March 4, 2008 at 3:48 pm
How many decades ago did this fat guy used to be the biggest sex symbol on the planet ? I never found her attractive at all but damn, if Marty Mcfly would have rolled up in his Delorean and showed me that picture there’s no way I’d believe it was her.
Victoria | March 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm
She needs to give that shirt back to the toddler she stole it from.
Penelope | March 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Her shirt reminds me of when a female has to wear a white shirt for work and she is low on cash and puts on the first white shirt that kind of fits her.
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm
As you can see I am still retarded and I slept with my sister last night
Fat Tabby | March 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm
It’s also a shitty fact that if you’ve had one or more children, your abdominal muscles can rip down the middle. That’s why a lot of women get abdominoplasty (sp), to sew up the muscles.
jigali1 | March 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
if she owns a white bra Id be stunned.
Dick Dicks | March 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
The camera, what does it mean?! I’ll tell you what it means:
Britney’s short-term memory is so damaged from methamphetamines that she has to take hundreds of pictures in order to find her way back home.
How’s my beloved (Frist) today?
Tara | March 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
#5
I work in the technology department for a big company. I have people following me all day asking me for this or that. I would trade places with Brittney any day, well the paps following me around, but nothing else. I like my technical degree, peace of mind, fit body, and good self esteem.
Adnan | March 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Does she know any white people?
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@18 wonderfull, I got the retarded duchefucker troll today. Is there anyway to make these loser die?
Kong Donger | March 4, 2008 at 4:04 pm
she went to the doctor last night and these are the pix? then why is it daylight outside the parking garage? shenanigans! I declare shenanigans on fish!
someone pass the anal lube…we gotta get this bucko ready for his reckoning.
so what | March 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Don’t quit your day job (@22), It takes a real dumbass to deal with photags and paps all day. Hmmm, when should i let them know i’m at the gas station????
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I know this might sound weird, but I hope she gives birth vaginally this time, so I can stick my head up there right after the baby comes out.
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@27 Would you please crawl back inside and die??
Auntie Kryst | March 4, 2008 at 4:11 pm
@5 Hey stupid fucking “lee” name ending brit fantwat, that’s just the kind of guy your Brit-Brit likes.
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:11 pm
How many trolls are there?????????????
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:18 pm
@30 You make two. I am sure there are more..
FRIST!!! | March 4, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If that doctor had one ounce of compassion, he’d take matters into his own hands. Just look at the lives of the tards she already has, and this one would come out with even more chromosomal wreckage. I hope he stuck in a probe and speared that fetus like a cocktail party appetizer.
Grunion | March 4, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If there is a god she was there getting her tubes tied.
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:24 pm
FRIST!!! You’re here! Ha ha you can spear me like…a cocktail…or something.
I’m excited!!!
well now I’ve gone and pooped my pants
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Ha! Love it.
Jimbo | March 4, 2008 at 4:28 pm
@32 & 34,, How fucking sad is your life that you have to troll two poeple to have a conversaion with yourself? I guess that is the life of a troll. One step below a child molester. At least the kids like there molester in the begining. Nobody like you ever..
Tara's coworkers | March 4, 2008 at 4:31 pm
“I like my technical degree, peace of mind, fit body, and good self esteem.”
What’s that fat bitch going on about now??? She’s the fucking receptionist. And her body’s fit – barely – into a reinforced oversized chair.
FRIST!!! | March 4, 2008 at 4:34 pm
“At least the kids like there molester in the begining. Nobody like you ever..”
…and as he gets deeper into an emotionally charged topic for him, Jimbo slips into the fractured Engrish of his abusive Japanese stepdad…
FCS | March 4, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I’m sure she was just pricing out some Jowel Reduction surgery ….
Tara's Boss | March 4, 2008 at 4:35 pm
#37
Such harsh words for a stranger. May peaceful thoughts come your way soon.
FCS | March 4, 2008 at 4:37 pm
#38 you drop pants. Now!
Weeping Sore | March 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Can anyone say D&C procedure? Doctor went in there and scraped that thing out like the last spoonful of mayo in the jar. She knew what kind of leach maggot that camel kissing buffoon would be if he got her to drop a retard in the kitty litter.
Kate | March 4, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Well she sure didn’t get lipo…
FRIST!!! | March 4, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Oh, I got the fairly intelligent yet sociopathic troll today. Hey, Jimbo, Veggi, Auntie, we need to find a new website..
Dee | March 4, 2008 at 4:58 pm
#44
Do you know of any good political sites similar to this format? I go on here because I am stuck in an office all day and sit by myself as I write software.
THE Revelator | March 4, 2008 at 5:00 pm
The spawn of Adnan and Britney signals the beginning of Armageddon. Consider yourselves warned. This child will be the angel of death and destruction to more than Brit’s waistline and nipples.
Agnostic | March 4, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Agnostic:
Athiest without balls.
Stephen Colbert
FRIST!!! | March 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Hey BINKY!!! #45 has a question for you!!
ipanema_schuyler | March 4, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Auntie, FRIST, Veggie, Jimbo: noooooooooo! don’t you ever leaveee:((
American Nazis | March 4, 2008 at 5:20 pm
This is the ONLY one for you #45