UPDATE: Britney Spears goes to court

October 26th, 2007 // 105 Comments
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Britney Spears arrived in court today along with Kevin Federline. The two are in the midst of a custody battle that has seen Britney lose and regain custody of her kids about 1,000 times by my estimate. Presently Britney is only allowed monitored visits with Sean and Jayden. A court-appointed parenting coach must be present. At the time of this post, Britney and Kevin are still in the courtroom. No major developments have occurred with the exception of Britney changing her hairstyle and sunglasses after every break, according to TMZ:

She walked into the bathroom and presto change-o! — she changed her dark black sunglasses for brown ones. She also took her hair down.

You know what impresses a judge? Sunglasses. Turns out Britney Spears is a master legal strategist. Yeah, maybe she skipped a few drug tests and completely ignores her parenting coach, but check out these shades, your honor. Yup, they totally block out the sun. You can just hand over those kids now. No rush on the “Mother of the Year” plaque. Just drop it in the mail. Laters, y’all!

UPDATE: The judge will issue a written ruling on Monday or Tuesday. Kevin Federline was seen leaving the courtroom very happy while Britney was a sobbing mess despite having her visitation rights extended for the weekend. According to Extra, when asked by a reporter how things were going, Britney replied “Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!” Someone explain to me why Britney Spears hasn’t been invited to Buckingham Palace. It just seems like she’d fit in there. You know, because she’s so classy and refined.

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. Cate

    Oh, brit brit…

  2. sade

    it’s plaque, not plague. i hope there’s no britney spears plague…

  3. Sassy

    They hand out plagues for Mother of the Year? Are they Bubonic?

  4. caljenna66

    ROFL @ “plague”

    I work in this court building, and Fish is right, it is like a plague…

  5. TinyTy

    Her upper lip are puffing way outside the line of her lip. Lovely

  6. Blee

    I hate those fugly boots! Girlfriend wears ‘em with black all the time, too. Yikes.

  7. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd

    I would enjoy beating her.

  8. ted from la

    LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! WHY DO YA’ALL PICK ON HER ALL THE TIME. SHE’S TRYING AS HARD AS SHE CAN!!!! If they would just put whip cream on the toddler’s heads, I guarantee she would pay more attention to them. It is not that complicated. Psychology 101.

  9. Miss Anthrope

    Of course it didn’t occur to her to wear something appropriate to court.

    This girl is an absolute train wreck. I know she’s on the outs with her mom, but why the hell isn’t her dad doing anything?

    If I ran around town flashing my crotch and acting like a fool, I would have received a New York style beat down, courtesy of my parents.

  10. Yeah and I’m sure she also “powdered her nose”… to calm her “nerves” (cravings)…

    http://www.couturecult.com

  11. deedee

    did brit get lip injections?

  12. maddox

    Whatthehell is wronwither fuckinlips??

  13. Juls

    can’t believe she still wairing these boots…you have no stores in the US???

  14. Juls

    To go to court, I would’ve went for a manicure….not fucking lips injections stupid wreck!

  15. hope she get us another shot today~

  16. nipolian

    Where are all the grown ups tonight?

  17. nipolian

    #14 You have no trailer trash on your planet?

  18. George

    I used to feel so neglected and abused because my bio-parents dumped me in the forest to die, but I was found by a pack of rabid wolves that raised me as one of their own. To this day, I never realized just how lucky I really was. Just look at this idiot, how in the world can she even think about getting custody of those kids. I hope she offers them for adoption to some nice, rich, celebrity, rock star couple in the Third World.

  19. George

    Well, I guess I’m just the master of the obvious, but Britney won’t need a costume for Halloween with those giant lips. Those are the scariest pair of lips I have ever seen. What is it with her and lips anyway. Lip Tattoo on wrist, Gigantic Bee Stung Lips on Face. This whole lip obsession has me perplexed……..

  20. cookie monsta

    CLASSY AND REFINED??? Ho fkn HO !!!! that there is two words this little trailer park momma sure can’t spell, let alone understand, acknowledge, or by fuck, ever BE.

  21. TS

    If I never heard about this dumb bitch again for the rest of my life, it would be too soon.

  22. T

    She wore THAT to court???

  23. joe smalls

    Eat it!
    Snort it!
    Lick it!
    Touch it!
    Lube it!
    Drop it!
    Pick it!
    Flick it!
    and then swallow it

    I think we’ve got a new hit single here, folks….

  24. Mr Semprini

    Izzat her kids head’s hangin from the mirror? nahh, it can’t… really?

  25. Mr Semprini

    Somebody send those boots to Iran. Two problems solved…

  26. Troy

    wow, 3 new stories on Britney in 1 day. The Superficial’s dream of renaming themselves britneyspearsgossip.com is 1 step closer to reality. This site is lame now!!

  27. Britney BFF

    I keep trying to tell her – she’s a Mom and has to keep her image up – or she’s going to lose those babies – she has to keep it reals – she can’t say “fuck” all the time…

    “Eat it, lick it, snort it, poop it!”

  28. Big Dumb Oaf

    “29″!!!!!

    Hey, are those her panties on the ground in that one shot, that ‘lil white used tissue, next to her boot. We didn’t get the obligatory “twat shot” but, that ‘lil tissue says a lot.

    BDO

  29. antoine

    Maybe she has Tourette syndrome

  30. BishOP

    What the hell is it with celebrities and these big ass fucking sunglasses? I wouldn’t be surprised if she glues homemade antennas to her head and runs around in a circle saying “BZZ BZZ IM A BEE”.

  31. antoine

    Or she’s just retarded….

  32. cookie monsta

    #26 – that would solve my problems, send the boots to Iran/Iraq, don’t give a shit where as long as the dickhead is still wearing them !!

  33. Hemlock Queen

    Uhhhh, hmmmm…. I don’t know what to say. Fuck UP? That’s not strong enough. You guys come up with some better insults. I’m just laughing too much. lol

  34. keep hating on my girl!!

  35. lils

    #30. I was going to say the same thing, LOL

    and… the Boots of Doom are back!

  36. Imagine what all this bad karma is doing to the kids – emotionally.

    Wonder how it will feel years from now to read all of this on Internat archives

  37. allouette

    Man that girl has some strong looking legs!

  38. You’re on a roll Superficial!

    LuvU!
    Skeeter

  39. If you’re tired of demeaning yourself with endless repetitive hatred as demanded by the cold hearts among us, take a look at this site. You have only one life, don’t waste it making yourself small.

  40. BishOP

    @40

    I don’t HATE these people because frankly they haven’t done anything to me. What I do hate is the fucking asstarded hero worship of the masses and ridiculous, childish and vain behaviors of those in the public eye; mainly celebrities.

    Besides, bug eyed sunglasses just beg to be ripped on and they look damn funny.

    PS I”M FUCKING HUGE–HUNG LIKE A HORSE. Don’t come on here with you semi-romantic language, like you’re some kind of poet. This is a site that ridicules celebrities, get a grip. You just make yourself sound stupid. How exactly do the “cold hearts” demand repetitive and endless hatred, may I ask?

  41. BishOP

    @40

    I don’t HATE these people because frankly they haven’t done anything to me. What I do hate is the fucking asstarded hero worship of the masses and ridiculous, childish and vain behaviors of those in the public eye; mainly celebrities.

    Besides, bug eyed sunglasses just beg to be ripped on and they look damn funny.

    PS I”M FUCKING HUGE–HUNG LIKE A HORSE. Don’t come on here with you semi-romantic language, like you’re some kind of poet. This is a site that ridicules celebrities, get a grip. You just make yourself sound stupid. How exactly do the “cold hearts” demand repetitive and endless hatred, may I ask?

  42. xman

    I see no bugs around, she must have underware on.

  43. The Arrogance

    The executive branch shall construe Title X in Division A of the Act, relating to detainees, in a manner consistent with the constitutional authority of the President to supervise the unitary executive branch and as Commander in Chief and consistent with the constitutional limitations on the judicial power, which will assist in achieving the shared objective of the Congress and the President, evidenced in Title X, of protecting the American people from further terrorist attacks. Further, in light of the principles enunciated by the Supreme Court of the United States in 2001 in Alexander v. Sandoval, and noting that the text and structure of Title X do not create a private right of action to enforce Title X, the executive branch shall construe Title X not to create a private right of action. Finally, given the decision of the Congress reflected in subsections 1005(e) and 1005(h) that the amendments made to section 2241 of title 28, United States Code, shall apply to past, present, and future actions, including applications for writs of habeas corpus, described in that section, and noting that section 1005 does not confer any constitutional right upon an alien detained abroad as an enemy combatant, the executive branch shall construe section 1005 to preclude the Federal courts from exercising subject matter jurisdiction over any existing or future action, including applications for writs of habeas corpus, described in section 1005.

    (translation: you don’t have any rights, and if you try to fight to regain your rights, which come from God when you’re born, then I’ll brand you a terrorist, and have you murdered.)

    The United States, now, is only for rich, laughing, leering, lying, baby-boomer scum who want to censor everything on the internet and keep young people from paying for sex (because the old farts can’t get it up anymore, and they’re jealous and don’t want you to have any fun).

    If you can get an erection, or make the mistake of arguing or even disagreeing with babyboomer scum, feminist scum, or their fascist man-servants, then into a cage you go.

    HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE BABY BOOMERS!?

    The baby boomers, most of whom are quite fat on ill-gotten gains from earlier-in-life real estate swindles that they callously orchestrated, want you middle-class Americans to be stupid, afraid, demeaned, and docilized, while little brown slaves cut their grass, shine their shoes, and cook their meals.

  44. There has to be some more newsworthy shit to post than the Brittny fiasco 24/7.
    There are soooo many nice looking non white trash looking women out there with fresh stories or fuck ups you could report on, but we get this day in and day out. Sad.

  45. Nemesis of Docility

    CITIZENS, NOW IS OUR TIME.

    THE POLICE AND CORRUPT POLITICIANS HAVE ABUSED US ENOUGH.

    DON’T BE DOCILE ANYMORE. IF A POLICEMAN PULLS YOU OVER, OR HOMELAND SECURITY STARTS QUESTIONING YOU, DON’T COOPERATE. REMAIN SILENT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.

    IF YOU HAVE BEEN PULLED OVER FOR NO REASON, AND FEEL YOU MAY BE ABUSED, DON’T BE AFRAID TO STAND ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR. ASK FOR HELP, YELL TO OTHER CIVILIANS IF YOU HAVE TO.

    WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE SICKENING GROWTH OF AN ABUSIVE POLICE STATE IN THE UNITED STATES. THE IMPORTANT COMPONENT OF WHAT SEPARATES YOU CIVILIANS FROM THE POLICE, TACTICALLY, IS SIMPLE: THE GLUE CALLED “LOYALTY”.

    CIVILIANS, REMEMBER MS. GOTBAUM AT THE PHOENIX AIRPORT. A MOTHER OF 3 CHILDREN, STRUGGLING IN HER LIFE, TRYING TO BETTER HERSELF, AND THE POLICE MURDERED HER IN COLD BLOOD AT THE AIRPORT, SHE WAS MURDERED WHILE HUM-DRUM CITIZENS WALKED BY, CHECKED THEIR WATCHES, AND LOOKED DOWN AT THEIR SHOES.

    CITIZENS, CIVILIANS, I WILL HAVE TO ADMIT TO YOU THAT I AM A COWARD. I AM NOT A BRAVE PERSON. I AM VERY AFRAID OF OUR GOVERNMENT. I ALSO HAVE TROUBLE BEING LOYAL TO OTHERS, BECAUSE IT IS HARD TO STAND UP FOR FRIENDS AND FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN. THAT REQUIRES BRAVERY, AND IT IS HARD FOR ME. BUT IN THE PAST FEW YEARS, I HAVE HAD A REVELATION. I HAVE WATCHED THE STREET PEOPLE, AND THE GANGS, AND FAMILIES WHO HAVE STRONG ETHNIC TIES OF LOYALTY. I HAVE WATCHED POLICEMEN AND SOLDIERS AND GANG MEMBERS, AND EVEN IF I DISAGREE WITH WHAT SIDE THEY MAY BE ON, OR THEIR ACTIVITIES OR DEPREDATIONS, I ADMIRE THEIR LOYALTY TO ONE ANOTHER.

    OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS I HAVE LIVED AT THE BORDERS OF THE UNITED STATES, WATCHING MY COUNTRY ROT, WATCHING THE HOPE, FIRE, PASSION, AND COURAGE DIE FROM THE EYES OF MY COUNTRYMEN. I HAVE WATCHED THEM BECOME SLAVES AS MEAN-SPIRITED, BLACK-SUITED THUGS WEARING AMERICAN FLAGS AND NUMBERLESS BADGES GANGED UP INTO SWARM GROUPS TO MAKE LAW-ABIDING AMERICANS AND FOREIGN VISITORS TO OUR NATION COWER IN FEAR AND DEMEANMENT. I HAVE WATCHED, AND I WILL STAND BY NO MORE.

    CITIZENS AND CIVILIANS, AS I SAID, I AM NOT A BRAVE PERSON. I AM PROBABLY THE MOST COWARDLY OF YOU ALL. BUT IF I CAN DO THIS, AND I MUST, SO CAN YOU.

    WHAT I AM ASKING YOU TO DO, ALONG WITH ME, IS TO ALWAYS BACK UP ANOTHER CIVILIAN IN NEED. NEVER BE A BYSTANDER AGAIN. IF YOU SEE A CAR PULLED OVER BY A POLICEMAN, PULL UP 20-25 YARDS BEHIND THE POLICE CAR, AT A SAFE DISTANCE, AND OBSERVE AND VIDEOTAPE THE ENCOUNTER. IF HE/SHE APPROACHES, INTIMIDATES, AND ORDERS YOU TO STOP FILMING, DO NOT MAKE ANY PROVOCATIVE STATEMENTS BUT DO NOT COMPLY. LEGALLY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO COMPLY, ALTHOUGH MANY BAD POLICEMEN VIOLATE PEOPLE’S RIGHTS ANYWAY.

    CIVILIANS, CITIZENS, NEVER JUST DRIVE OR WALK ON BY WHEN ONE OF OUR OWN, WHEN A FELLOW CIVILIAN, IS BEING DETAINED. NEVER JUST “LET THE POLICE TAKE CARE OF IT.” NEVER AGAIN. NOT AFTER THE GOTBAUM INCIDENT. THE POLICE, POLITICIANS, AND MEDIA ARE NO LONGER WORTHY OF OUR TRUST OR RESPECT, AND THEY HAVEN’T BEEN FOR A LONG TIME. AND EVEN IF THE NUMBER OF OFFENDER OFFICERS IS “ONLY” 20-30 PERCENT (IT IS HIGHER, IN MY OPINION) THE SILENCE OF SO-CALLED “GOOD” OFFICIERS WHO PERMIT FELLOW OFFICERS TO ABUSE, WITHOUT CLEANING OUT AND POLICING THEIR OWN RANKS, BRINGS THIS REQUIREMENT UPON US.

    CIVILIANS, BE BRAVE. IF ENOUGH OF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL DISTRIBUTE AND BLUNT THE FORCE OF THE SOCIAL PRESSURE YOU EXERT BACK UPON THE ESTABLISHMENT ACROSS YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHER TO THE POINT THAT THIS PROCESS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TOO PAINFUL FOR US ALL. I KNOW THAT YOU PROBABLY FEEL “BRAVERY CHALLENGED”, TOO, LIKE ME, AND THAT’S WHY I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO DO MORE THAN I THINK YOU CAN DO.

    I AM SPEAKING FROM THE HEART BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HEARTS IN THIS. I KNOW THAT, LIKE ME, YOU ARE SICK OF BEING PULLED OVER, STOPPED, QUESTIONED, INTIMIDATED, AND DEMEANED. YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW EXACTLY TO RESPOND TO THE OVERWELMING FORCE AGAINST YOU; YOU CAN RESPOND TO THAT FORCE BY BEING LOYAL TO EACH OTHER, WHICH WILL CREATE A DISTRIBUTED TACTICAL EXPONENTIATION TO MEET THE COERCIVE AND OPPRESSIVE FORCES NOW BEING WRONGLY DIRECTED AT US, AS A POPULATION.

    CIVILIANS AND CITIZENS, I KNOW THAT THE GREAT MAJORITY OF YOU ARE LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS, AND YOU HAVE GOOD AND NON-VIOLENT INTENTIONS, BUT THAT YOU ARE ALSO VERY TIRED, DISGUSTED, AND YES, OFTEN OUTRAGED THAT POLICEMEN OR AUTHORITY FIGURES CAN JUST STOP YOU OR YOUR CHILDREN, AND SUBJECT YOU TO WITNESSING INTIMIDATING, DECEIVING DRILLS, PSYCHOLOGICAL SUBMISSION RITUALS, OR DEMEANMENT. IF YOU HELP ME WITH MY REQUEST, WHICH IS BORNE OF REASON AND MY OWN EXPERIENCE BEING ABUSED AND TORTURED BY THE UNITED STATES, AND WHICH COMES FROM MY HEART, THEN I THINK WE CAN WIN.

    THE HARDEST PART, FOR YOU, WILL BE TO CONFRONT LAW ENFORCEMENT AND HOMELAND SECURITY–THEY WORK IN LARGE HUNTING PACKS OF FROM 4 TO 20 MEN, WHICH ARE SIZED FOR OPTIMUM INTIMIDATION ON THEIR PART.

    IT WILL BE NATURAL FOR YOU, TRYING TO SAVE YOUR OWN SKIN, AND AVOIDING PAIN, TO JUST FEEL RELIEF AND TO AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING ABUSED OR INTIMIDATED, AND TO DRIVE ON BY, OR TO WALK AWAY–YOU MUST NOT DO THAT. PLEASE CULTIVATE THE ABILITY TO FORM BONDS OF LOYALTY TO YOUR FELLOW CIVILIANS, BECAUSE IF YOU HELP THEM, THEN THEY WILL HELP YOU OUT, WHEN YOU NEED HELP, FOR RECIPROCITY AND SITUATIONAL AWARENESS ARE THE BASIS OF THESE SECURITY PRINCIPLES.

    THINK LIKE A DOCTOR: REMEMBER “SOFT FOCUS”, OR TO SEE THE ENTIRE SITUATION, NOT JUST THE DETAILS, INCLUDING YOUR FELLOW CIVILIANS WHO ARE BEING ABUSED AT THE PERIFERY, DON’T BE ENTIRELY DISTRACTED BY THE GUY TRYING TO GET IN YOUR FACE–TRY TO RELAX, DISRUPT YOUR OWN THOUGHTS PARTIALLY TO GET YOUR HEART RATE DOWN. IMAGINE THE OFFICER IS WEARING A CLOWN NOSE.

    I KNOW THAT IT MIGHT BE EASIER JUST TO IGNORE OR DISMISS THIS MESSAGE, BUT DON’T DISMISS IT BECAUSE IT IS USEFUL AND CAN HELP US TRY TO REALISTICALLY SALVAGE A FUTURE FOR OURSELVES–A FUTURE WITHOUT POLICEMEN EVERYWHERE, TELLING US WHAT TO DO. WE DON’T NEED THAT, WE DON’T NEED WHAT THEY SAY WE DO, AND TOGETHER, WE CAN PROVE IT.

    I KNOW THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID OF BAD POLICEMEN AND HOMELAND SECURITY, AND THAT IS OK, THAT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL, AND IS A HEALTHY SELF-PRESERVATION RESPONSE. BUT WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN FEAR ALL OF OUR LIVES, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FREE COUNTRY, BUT IN ORDER TO ACCOMPLISH THAT YOU MUST TAKE ON SOME OF THE CHARACTERISTICS OF SOLDIERS AND POLICE, THAT IS, YOU MUST BE VERY LOYAL TO EACH OTHER–WHY? BECAUSE THAT PERSON PULLED OVER, OR BEING FRISKED OR MANHANDLED COULD BE YOU, IT IS YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T KNOW THAT OTHER CIVILIAN; LEGAL THEORY HAS LONG ESTABLISHED THAT A CRIME AGAINST ANY PERSON IS A CRIME AGAINST EVERY PERSON, AND THAT APPLIES AS WELL TO THE DEPREDATIONS AND EXCESSES OF A POLICE-STATE MENTALITY WHICH IS BEING DIRECTED AGAINST US.

    OUR MINDS, EGOS, SENSE OF PRIDE, SENSE OF KINSHIP, AND UNITY OF PURPOSE ARE BEING SYSTEMATICALLY BROKEN DOWN, SOMETIMES IN WAYS THAT WE ARE NOT EVEN AWARE, BY SYSTEMATIC APPLICATION OF DOCILIZATION ROUTINES AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SUBMISSION ROUTINES. YOU FEEL SOMETHING IS WRONG, WHEN INTERACTING WITH THESE POLICEMEN, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU ARE STOPPED AT A CHECKPOINT (INTERNAL, UNCONSTITUTIONAL) FOR THE STATED PURPOSE OF A SOBRIETY CHECK, BUT THE POLICE TRY TO COERCE YOU TO WAIVE YOUR RIGHTS, TRY TO INTIMIDATE YOU, ASK YOU OUT-OF-BOUNDS QUESTIONS, ATTEMPT UNLAWFUL SEARCHES OF THE VEHICLE(S), ETC. THE PURPOSE OF SUCH A HIGHWAY EXERCISE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOBRIETY, AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH DOCILIZING YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN FOR A SUFFOCATING FUTURE IN A POLICE STATE.

    I KNOW THAT YOU DON’T WANT THAT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A HERO OR BE VIOLENT, JUST OFFER RESISTANCE TO ANY OFFICER’S DEMANDS AND ORDERS, DON’T COMPLY RIGHT AWAY, QUESTION EVERYTHING, REVEAL NOTHING, DON’T SAY ANYTHING, DON’T COOPERATE, OR CONSENT TO ANYTHING. DON’T DRINK OR TOUCH ANYTHING GIVEN TO YOU. DON’T SIGN ANYTHING, WITH THE EXCEPTION BEING A TICKET WHICH DOES HAVE TO BE SIGNED. IF HE SAYS, “HOW ARE YOU DOING,” DON’T ANSWER, HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, HE IS NOT YOUR PRIEST, DON’T CONFESS TO HIM, IT’S NOT YOUR JOB TO MAKE HIM FEEL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE. RUN INTERFERENCE, DISTRACT, CHALLENGE. MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU SEE ANOTHER CIVILIAN PULLED OVER, GET ENGAGED–PULL OVER BEHIND THE POLICE. CHALLENGE THE PERIMETER, IF NECESSARY, TO PREVENT ABUSE. MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN. IF HE CALLS HIS BACKUP, TO INTIMIDATE YOU, THEN YOU CALL YOUR “BACKUP”.

    WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE, IS FOR EVERY POLICEMAN PULLING OVER A CIVILIAN FOR NO REASON, WE HAVE 2 OR 3 CARS BEHIND THAT POLICEMAN, AND FOR EVERY BACKUP POLICE CAR THAT ARRIVES, WE HAVE 2 OR 3 CARS ON EACH ONE OF THEM, FILMING, ASKING QUESTIONS, ENGAGING.

    THEY WILL DEFINITELY THREATEN YOU, WITH ARREST, WITH CHARGES, WITH VIOLENCE, AS THEY FEEL YOUR POWER INCREASINGLY. BUT FELLOW CIVILIANS, WHAT IS OUR ALTERNATIVE? REALLY, WHAT IS OUR ALTERNATIVE, PLEASE ASK YOURSELVES THAT QUESTION; IS THE ALTERNATIVE A POLICE-STATE FUTURE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? CHECKPOINTS AND CAMERAS AND HERCULES UNITS AND POLICE-HELICOPTERS EVERYWHERE? WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FRISKS, STOPS-AND-SEARCHES, PAT-DOWNS, AND INTERROGATIONS, SO THAT THE POLICE CAN “FLY THEIR COLORS”, AND LET YOU KNOW WHO’S THE BOSS?

    YOU ARE THE BOSSES, CIVILIANS–YOU ARE ALL THE BOSSES, AND THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY. IT DOESN’T BELONG TO THE PHONEY LYING POLITICIANS, OR THE ABUSIVE FASCIST POLICE.

    YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT, YOU MAY NOT EVEN BELIEVE IT, BUT YOU HAVE THE POWER TO STAND UP TO THEM–WITHOUT REALLY STANDING UP TO THEM, IF ENOUGH CIVILIANS DO THIS. WE, AS CITIZENS, TRY TO DO OUR BEST: WORKING, GOING TO SCHOOL, RAISING FAMILIES, CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY IN SOME WAY.

    SO EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, BUT WHO THE HELL ARE THESE POLICEMEN AND HOMELAND SECURITY THUGS ALL OF A SUDDEN? EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, PULLING US OVER, AND PUTTING THEIR HANDS ALL OVER US, AND TRYING TO SHAME AND INTIMIDATE US FOR NO REASON IN FRONT OF OUR RESPECTIVE COMMUNITIES? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON’T NEED SOME SHAVE-HEADED 23 YEAR OLD MAN TELLING ME TO GO SIT IN HIS SQUAD CAR JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SHOW ME WHO’S BOSS, AND BECAUSE HIS BOSS TOLD HIM TO PRACTICE PULL-OVERS THAT MONTH.

    I DON’T NEED HOMELAND SECURITY GETTING INTO MY MEDICAL RECORDS, AND GETTING INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE, AND MY PHONE RECORDS, AND TRYING TO BAD-MOUTH ME TO THE SECURITY SERVICES OF OTHER COUNTRIES THAT I MAY CHOOSE TO TRAVEL TO (IF I STILL HAVE THAT RIGHT AT SOME FUTURE TIME).

    WHO GAVE ‘THEM’ ALL THE POWER THEY ARE NOW USING? WHY, WE DO, EVERY DAY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY SYSTEMATICALLY DISCONNECT US, FROM EACH OTHER, AND THAT IS THE KEY.

    YOU SEE, THEY SAY THAT THEY ARE FIGHTING TERRORISTS, BUT REALLY, THEY’VE DECLARED A WAR ON US CIVILIANS–WHICH ONLY GOES TO SHOW WHAT LIARS AND COWARDS THEY ARE, BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE GUNS, AND SPRAYS, AND RADIOS, AND BODY-ARMOR, AND THEY ARE DETERMINED TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY, AND THEY ARE LYING TO US ALL THE TIME, AND IN FACT, USING OUR OWN GOOD-WILL AND NATURAL COOPERATIVENESS THAT WE GIVE THEM, AGAINST US.

    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY ARE ALL CHEATING LIARS, WHO ARE PREPARING A MASSIVE ASSAULT ON OUR LIBERTIES.

    TO HELP YOU, HERE IS AN EXERCISE: IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY CHECKPOINT, THAT HAS BEEN SET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CITY (GEORGETOWN, NEW HAVEN, SEATTLE, BALTIMORE, ETC.) BLOCKING A MAJOR THOROUGHFARE. AFTER TENSE QUESTIONING, THAT YOU REMAIN SILENT DURING, AND BEING STARED AT BY 6 BLACK-SUITED “THUG” AGENTS, AND PRESENTING IDENTIFICATION, YOU SEE A DISTURBANCE BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD–A YOUNG MOTHER IS CRYING WHILE HER BABY IS BEING TAKEN AWAY BY MORE THUGS–OR MAYBE, A TEENAGER WHO’S HAD ENOUGH OF THE ABUSE IS PUTTING UP HER OR HIS FISTS AND FIGHTING BACK AGAINST “IMPOSSIBLE” ODDS. VISUAL STOPPING THE CAR (EVEN IF YOU BLOCK THE ENTIRE FACILITY, WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE MULTI-LANE, IN ANY EVENT) AND GETTING OUT, AND RAISING QUESTIONS. VISUALIZE INTERVENING. THEY WILL, OF COURSE, ATTACK YOU HARDER, IN RETALIATION FOR SHOWING LOYALTY AND HONOR, TO TRY TO BREAK DOWN THAT GROWING LEADERSHIP FEATURE OF YOUR PERSONALITY, BUT YOU VISUALIZE THAT, TOO, AND KEEP DRAWING THE ATTACK OFF OF HER.

    VISUALIZE OTHER ENCOUNTERS, WHERE PEOPLE ARE BEING GRABBED, OR FORCED OUT-OF-SIGHT OF THE PUBLIC, AND VISUALIZE PURSUING THEM, AND CALLING OTHER CIVILIANS’ ATTENTION TO THE MATTER IN A LOUD VOICE, AND IF YOU HEAR CRIES FOR HELP, PROCEED AT ONCE TO ASSIST.

    YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE VIOLENT OR BE A HERO–YES, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU DEFEND YOURSELF, BUT JUST DO WHAT IS IN YOUR BLOOD TO DO. DEFEND YOUR FELLOW CIVLIAN, DON’T “DRIVE ON BY”. DEFEND THEM, BLACK OR WHITE, OR LATIN OR ASIAN. DEFEND THE TRIBE OF CIVILIANS, SO THAT THEY WILL DEFEND YOU.

    STAND ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR, SHOUT, WAVE YOUR ARMS, ASK FOR HELP, BUT DON’T TAKE IT ANYMORE. COME TO THE AID OF ANYONE WHO ASKS OR INDICATES A NEED FOR IT, AND EXPECT RETALIATION FOR DOING SO, BUT DON’T RELENT. YOUR LOYALTY WILL BE A SURE INDICATOR OF THE SUPERIOR FABRIC OF YOUR CHARACTER, AND THE AUTHORITIES WILL REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE A REAL PROBLEM ON THEIR HANDS.

    IF THE POLICE THINK THAT WE CIVILIANS CARE ABOUT OUR OWN ENOUGH TO DEFEND OUR OWN, THEN THEY MAY THINK TWICE BEFORE TAKING A TEENAGER, A HOMELESS MAN, OR A POOR KID BEHIND A POLICE STATION AND BEATING HIM HALF TO DEATH OR PARALYZING HIM.

    AT FLASH-CROWD EVENTS, OR CRITICAL MASS EVENTS, PRACTICE STANDARD TECHNIQUES FOR COUNTERING ARREST-GRABS BY ISOLATING THOSE OFFICERS WHO ARE TRYING TO ISOLATE YOU, AND GETTING OUR PEOPLE BACK.

    OFFICERS ARE NOT ABOVE YOU. DON’T LET THEM TOUCH, MANHANDLE, OR PUSH YOU AROUND. VIDEOTAPE THEM, AND ABOVE ALL, SHOW ZEALOUS LOYALTY FOR YOUR FELLOW CIVILIAN. IF 5 OFFICERS ARE BEATING YOUR FRIEND, THEY ARE BEATING YOU, AND LAWS OF SELF-DEFENSE APPLY.

    ANY LAW THAT SAYS YOU CAN’T BE LOYAL, OR CAN’T PHYSICALLY OR TACTICALLY PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR TRIBE, ARE AGAINST COMMON LAW PRINCIPLES, AND ARE NULL AND VOID. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND YOURSELF, BUT BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE WE NEED THIS MOVEMENT TO GO NATIONAL, AND INTERNATIONAL, AND THAT CAN’T HAPPEN UNLESS ONLY VIOLENCE-FREE FORCE IS USED. FORCE USED HAS TO BE RECIPROCAL, AND REASONABLE.

    DOCUMENT EVERYTHING, AND BE LOYAL TO YOUR FELLOW CIVILIAN, BECAUSE THAT IS YOU OUT THERE. BE HONORABLE. YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE COURAGE BEFOREHAND–THAT WILL COME NATURALLY WITH THE LOYALTY.

    I DEDICATE THIS MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED THE WORST OF WORLD WAR 2. NEVER AGAIN BE A PERPETRATOR, NEVER AGAIN BE A VICTIM, NEVER BE A BYSTANDER.

    NEVER BE A BYSTANDER.

    NEVER BE A BYSTANDER.

    NEVER BE A BYSTANDER.

    NEVER BE A BYSTANDER.

    LONG LIVE ELI YALE.

  46. Hi 46, thank you for not smoking retard reefer in here. Anyway, Britney is a grrlie after my own heart, though I ascribe to the dog motto, “If you can’t eat it or f**k it, p*ss on it.”

  47. blpressure

    @46, I agree with you but you’re posting in the wrong place. You can’t tell closed minded people things they are afraid of as they’ll block it out of their minds and deny it.

  48. Blue Angel

    The thing about Britney is that she probably doesn’t really want to care for her children.
    They need to focus on her mental problems first

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  49. blpressure

    Blue Angel, is that your website? If it is don’t give Ziggy and Chanelle any attention whatsoever, not even to make fun of them. They’re such a slimy pair and really need to fuck off into oblivion. Like all Big Brother losers, their 15 minutes are up.

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