Britney Spears goes shopping

January 13th, 2006 // 111 Comments
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Here’s a pic of Britney doing some shopping and carting around a Victoria’s Secret bag. I hope she was shopping for bras, because her boobs look like they’re about to eat through her shirt. The guy behind her looks like he’s trying to determine whether what he’s seeing is sexy or whether the fifteen bags of Skittles she ate is coming out of his salary.


  1. I think she looks like this because she likes to eat.

  2. slinkhard

    Yeah, people eating. How disgusting. What total pigs people like that are.

  3. lysistrata11

    Yes, people eating is disgusting when they are gluttonous like Spears. Ew.
    #77: haha Love the Kermit observation.

  4. Don'tPanic

    #3 Layne, Yes her c-section scar is lower, I know because I have one.

    #33 Bigdaddy, Breast feeding has nothing to do with being a fat ass.

    For all the people defending her, yes she does look rather normal. However, she is supposed to be a ‘pop star’, her one and only job, besides making horrible music, is to look pleasing. She literally gets millions just to look good. She has the benefit of personal trainers, chefs, support staff. Yet she still can’t manage NOT to look like any other white trash bitch on a sick day.

    I mean damn, elastic waist pants, in public?

  5. SMF121490

    This woman is constantly shopping and she wears that outfit to the mall? What trailer trash. I wouldn’t be caught dead in the get up, even inside my house.
    NO CLASS!

  6. becca11

    actually most americans ( i am one) are a HELL of alot fatter than that, she is only fat for a celeb… 5’5 and 140 pounds. The main problem is her EXTREME lack of care as far as her hair and week old makeup, shabby ill-fited clothes and lack of bra.

  7. the zombie doo wop wop

    Comment #92; I concur, without a doubt.

    Her voice is also the product of microphone gadgets and recording gizmos that the producers use to make it sound like perfection – hitting every note with every pitch nice and smooth.

    Her live concerts are almost, if not always, using a “backing track” that can help an artist better re-create an album-like performance on stage. Ever wonder how she could be doing all that dancing on stage and her voice (during the songs) never once sounded like she was even remotely out of breath?

    Not to mention her voice wasn’t really all that impressive to begin with. Im not a fan of Christina Aguilera or Kelly Clarkson but those two girls sound so much more talented when compared to Britney.

    I guess what Im trying to get to here is that what we are looking at is a product of reality. This is and always was the real Britney Spears – a lazy, not-so-skinny girl with no sense of style who apparently doesn’t make use of a shower to wash her hair, or at least a hair brush to comb it out every now and then..altogether its quite obvious that she could give a F**k less about how she looks when she isn’t getting paid for it; because someone isn’t photoshopping her pictures or using technology to make her voice sound better.

    And to think this is what our generation of young girls (and sadly to say even older ones as well) look up to .. practically just a pop star idol imposter!

  8. sweetepie22

    why is it that the world is obsessed about everyone else’s weight and can’t leave these famous people alone and mind their own business. the girl just had a baby for goodness sake, leave her alone and get a life of your on.

  9. ker

    7. Posted by c red on January 13, 2006 10:49 AM

    Wow, look at that picture! She

  10. Miss Sasha

    she might look rough but she is NOT fat…especially for having a baby, i think her weight is fine. get a life ppl!

  11. yeah, she needs to shop for an ab machine! http://hollywoodsnark.com

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