Here’s a pic of Britney doing some shopping and carting around a Victoria’s Secret bag. I hope she was shopping for bras, because her boobs look like they’re about to eat through her shirt. The guy behind her looks like he’s trying to determine whether what he’s seeing is sexy or whether the fifteen bags of Skittles she ate is coming out of his salary.
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uncommonamerican | January 13, 2006 at 10:10 am
I didn’t know Victoria’s Secret even made sweatpants and wife beaters.
SuperSpence | January 13, 2006 at 10:12 am
Nobody in their right mind thinks that pig is sexy.
ghostwriter | January 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
Lest we forget Celebrity Darwinism: You either shape up or you’re shipped out. I’m sure that once Ms. Spears is ready for her return/comeback/closeup, Mr. DeMille, she will have been through a steady regimen of exercise, diet and rest, and will look like the Ms. Spears of those thrilling days of yesteryear. Then again, she might decide to be a mom and give up Entertainment. If she does, I’d applaud. Not only would she be fulfilling her biological imperative, she’d excuse the world from having to hear more musical pap.
sammygirl | January 13, 2006 at 10:21 am
Why does she insist on wearing those sweatpants so low? It was sorta sexy when she was thin and her pants were tight jeans, but this look is ridiculous.
DrDanny | January 13, 2006 at 10:24 am
Well, I used to think she was sexy, but now I think she probably smells like Doritos and sour milk. And diaper squeezin’s. And Chihuahua squeezin’s.
And she also has always had the kind of voice that feels like an ice pick in the temple, ya know? I bet K-fed earns his money just by listening to her nag him when ever he’s around.
Layne | January 13, 2006 at 10:26 am
ew gross.
her nipples have always been low like that though.
i thought she had a c section? wheres the scar? could it possible BE any lower than those pants??
c red | January 13, 2006 at 10:49 am
Wow, look at that picture! She
nikki | January 13, 2006 at 10:53 am
she is just letting herself go and she doesn’t give a crap. i guess all she wanted was a husband before she stoped making the effort to look good. what a shame. my prediction — she is never letting K-Fed go. she will keep paying and paying to keep him around. Britney has low self-esteem.
caroline | January 13, 2006 at 10:55 am
she
LaLindsey | January 13, 2006 at 11:04 am
It’s like she doesn’t even brush her hair anymore. It’s sad, because like someone said before (on this site, or another gossip site) she had a kicking body and wasn’t half bad looking. Now she looks like a droopy dog, who just can’t get over the fact that her pimply scaly skin isn’t hot, nor is her flab-tabulous belly or her greasy 5 day old hair.
Ick.
hafaball | January 13, 2006 at 11:05 am
I like her Rehab shirt, it;s very stylin. Maybe others will wear it, like the ones that need to, you know, lohan…etc. But picturing her in anything sexual is making me naeseus, so I’m going back to look at pictures of hippos having sex, it’s much more pleasent.
Dee | January 13, 2006 at 11:08 am
I just don’t understand why celebrities think going casual means looking dirty and wearing rags. Can’t she find a cute jog suit or T shirt? Does she have to look homeless?
Roddy von Seldeneck | January 13, 2006 at 11:12 am
She looks like a girl I wrestled in eighth grade…she was the sweatiest opponent ever, and she actually almost beat me. I wonder if Kevin Federline finds that body type attractive — thick and manly. I also love how you can see that her nipple is big and nasty and cock-eyed….EEWWWW
laritza | January 13, 2006 at 11:12 am
“have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt”
and i’ve seen the rest of these pictures and thinks get reeeeally worse than that.
ghostwriter | January 13, 2006 at 11:18 am
” … but american culture is so fucking poor…..Britney Spears represents american culture: just an image.”
What a baseless, ignorant thing to say.
MacMac | January 13, 2006 at 11:28 am
Amen, Ghostwriter!
Since I now live in a different country, I am aware of how much the US gets bashed.
If you hate us that much, don’t do business with us, don’t listen to the music from US artists, don’t watch movies with US actors/actresses, don’t watch our TV shows, don’t wear our designers, don’t drive our cars, don’t travel to our country, and stop reporting about our country on your news stations!
If American culture is sooooo bad, then why on earth are you, Caroline, on a website that makes commentary about mostly US celebs? Grow a pair, put your money where your mouth is, and stop supporting our “fucking poor” American culture.
Jesus Christ!
Sheva | January 13, 2006 at 11:37 am
Okay just cuz you were preggers doesn’t mean you should be allowed to leave the house like that. Get a shirt that fits.
PLEEEEEZZZZZZZ.
hafaball | January 13, 2006 at 11:41 am
Yeah mang, cause in this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. as long as they don;t look like britney spears… :o
ShanDourdan | January 13, 2006 at 11:43 am
Christ on a stick, she looks awful, drunk in fact. It’s almost as if she’s deliberately going out of her to look as crap as possible. Maybe she’s afraid Kevin will feel inadequate if she doesn’t. Poor Britney, if only she realised there was so much more for him to feel inadequate about…
Oh and the boobs?. I say get those implants back in girl, at least then if you insist on not wearing a bra we wont have to see your boobs knocking around your knees. Ecch.
hotfive | January 13, 2006 at 11:47 am
ghostwriter and macmac,
you guys hit the nail on the head. there’s absolutely nothing wrong with US culture. i can’t think of a single thing to criticize about it, try as i might.
and even if i could think of a damning critique of the US, i wouldn’t express it, because it would hurt the morale of our troops in Iraq. you know, the brave ones over there fighing for nothing but our safety. or their democracy. or whatever. i always forget. either way, i wouldn’t dare say anything that might upset those heroic ambassadors of US culture.
so put a sock in it, caroline! we don’t appreciate that sort of speech around here.
TGIF
MacMac | January 13, 2006 at 11:53 am
Hey, I’ll be the first to admit we’re not perfect! And sometimes, our stuff does get a little “trash-tastic”, but why come on here and bitch about US culture? I mean, that’s like going to a steakhouse and bitching that you’re a vegetarian!
I also don’t support the war, but I do support the troops. Either way, what does that have to do with ANYTHING?
EvilCutie25 | January 13, 2006 at 11:54 am
Does anyone else see the size of her friggin neck! DAAAAANG!
I agree with a previous poster, I mean, if she’d dress a tiny bit better, like a jogging suit etc. and brush her hair she might look decent or “CLEAN” atleast. But one has to assume she enjoys looking like a homeless trailer trash chick because she isn’t doing anything at all to change that image. Oh well, I guess. I don’t really give a rats ass either way (I think it’s kinda funny actually), but if I was her I’d dress better. Or atleast cover up that post preg belly, nobody needs/wants to see that, and wear a friggin bra man! Those puppies need support or they’re going to get saggier. GROSS
Queen LaQueefah | January 13, 2006 at 11:56 am
I am an American, and I hate to see how cultureless we are, so of course I want something better for us. We get made fun of because we idolize vapid slutbags like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. The bitch can’t sing, she’s ugly, she’s trash, she’s dumb as a box of hammers, yet somehow she’s richer than most hardworking honest people in this country will ever be. Doesn’t that seem wrong? THAT is why we get so much crap, because our value system is all messed up
Rocknrope | January 13, 2006 at 12:02 pm
There are some more pics of her choice hanging nips on other sites…truly hideous. How long ago was she on the MTV awards dancing in that flesh-colored outfit? Oh how the trashy have fallen.
RedJenny | January 13, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Please someone buy her a mirror!
HughJorganthethird | January 13, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Stop that woman! She ate my baby!
caroline | January 13, 2006 at 12:08 pm
i
caroline | January 13, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Ghostwriter, you
jennifer11 | January 13, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I just LOVE the fact that ol’ Britney has gone to seed.
It makes a joyful tear spring to my eye everytime I see her lard-butt in a photo.
*sniff*
hotfive | January 13, 2006 at 12:30 pm
the war doesn’t have anything to do with anything. of course not.
OR
we’re too pacified and lulled to sleep by our creature comforts and nonsensical trash to dare risk losing it by actually doing or saying anything that might change US foreign policy and our trade relations with poorer nations.
and of course i’m sorry to be bringing this up on this site, where i go for good, honest, cheap, all-american laughs. i’m still drunk.
what’s more, i don’t know what the hell i’m talking about. honestly.
ghostwriter | January 13, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Just so it’s clear: My statement above in no way implies that there is nothing wrong with the United States, its culture, etc. Of course, as in all cultures, there are things that are “wrong” (i.e. could stand improvement or are patently absurd). What angers me, after years of living abroad and meeting people from so many different countries, is this baseless claim that there is no such thing as “American culture” or that, at best, it is an oxymoron. Popular culture, subculture, counterculture, consumer culture, etc. are not “culture,” at least in my worldview. They might be considered facets of culture, sure, and might be worthy of discussion, study, ridicule and sarcasm, but none is culture unto itself. This said, America’s culture does not comprise only its pop culture, no more than France’s culture can be defined by its well-documented fascination with Jerry Lewis movies, England’s by its pioneering tabloid industry, Germany’s by beer and sausage, Romania’s by “Dracula,” Switzerland’s by gold, chocolate, watches and Nazi bank accounts, Japan’s by manga and comfort women, etc, etc., etc., usw., usw., usw., ad nauseam.
Every country has its good and bad. I’ve never understood people who have to criticize and belittle in order to solidify their own identity or whatever it is they’re hoping to accomplish by being small-minded and rude when dealing with people who are not their countrymen. Look within, not without, then develop your relationships and worldview based on your own sense of self.
My indulgence for the day, thank you. Now back to that corn-fed, all-American, red-white-and-blue beauty, Britney, and the culture she so proudly bears up!!
ghostwriter | January 13, 2006 at 12:38 pm
… And yes, I am totally baseless! In other words, we’re all DEVO!! When we bicker, we only provide more ammo for the big spudgun!! It’s a beautiful world we live in; a sweet, romantic place!
Bombs away!
ghostwriter
bigdaddy | January 13, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Leave Britney Alone!! She’s a mommy and once she stops breastfeeding, her body will return to normal and she’s be an even more sexy bitch than she is now and have all of you wishing you were her or fucking her…Never be fooled, she knows exactly what she is doing…
~BD
careylicious | January 13, 2006 at 12:49 pm
without 550 cc’s, those funbags will always be pointing south. Am I the only here who just REALLY wants to teach that girl how to wash properly?
LoneWolf | January 13, 2006 at 12:49 pm
She just doesn’t give a f@ck anymore. She doesn’t need to work, she just had a baby, and apparently her handlers have either been fired or just lost control of her.
There’s a saying about water seeking its highest level – she’s found her highest level with the Fedster. They’re two pieces of white trash who totally deserve each other.
archyros | January 13, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Oh c’mon—she is some smokin hot chunky white trash—grab them funbags before they lose all that milk!
I’d hit it even more now than before the baby! Bet it smells like fish & chips…mmmmmm!
Kitchy | January 13, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Let’s all hope Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan read the subliminal message on her breasts. Eww…all I can smell is cigarettes and tampons again!
hotfive | January 13, 2006 at 1:15 pm
gotcha, ghostwriter.
US culture suffers in comparison to other nations simply because it’s only a couple hundred years old. still, mark twain, jazz, and electricity weren’t just whistling dixie.
or something.
thanks for clarifying. i did think, before, that you were sticking up for the US in all its aspects.
Jo Jo | January 13, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Well, at least she had her Frankenstein plugs removed from her neck before going out in public. (What is that on her neck anyway? An old faded tat? Dirt? Brown and gray make-up to cover up a hickey?)
senin | January 13, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Hello? Being a breast feeding celebrity Mommy does not imply that she can walk around looking like trailer trash and be immune to criticism. Mr. Blackwell is so right!
sorelymistaken | January 13, 2006 at 1:25 pm
the rehab shirt comes from a club that happens every sunday or something at the hard rock hotel, by the pool in Las Vegas.
I used to wish I had the time and money to spend on a trainer to look like Brit… Now I wish she’d use her time and money to look like she once did.
Come on, Britney! Shape up or at least cover that nastyness up!
HollyJ | January 13, 2006 at 1:34 pm
1. I bet even bacteria refuses to live on her. NASTY! (@7: Yeah, WTF is UP with that third arm? That’s hilarious! I didn’t even see that!)
2. I somewhat agree with Caroline. Our “culture,” to a great extent, is about the APPEARANCE of intelligence, beauty, tolerance, opportunity, and prosperity, when a huge portion of our population have none of these. Having traveled quite a bit throughout Europe, I would say that in modern times, Americans have gleefully exchanged much of our greater culture for the convenience of soulless cheap shit (starletts and Walmart being two examples).
3. Having said that, I LOVE that America has a few things for which it will always be known, and one of the greatest of these may very well be the idea of Hollywood. I LOVE it. It’s so American, so entirely OUR culture, in so many ways… I mean, what could offer more hope to nobodies than the notion that even if you’re a stupid talentless whore, you can still make a bazillion dollars if you show your tatas and fuck the right people? Everyone needs something to aspire to. It’s entirely, completely, mind-numbingly…SUPERFICIAL! Perfect!! It is the ultimate American creation, and I think it symbolizes who we are to a great degree. Be beautiful, and you needn’t be more. Beauty just for beauty’s sake. I enjoy it IMMENSELY.
I don’t understand why people get so nasty and defensive about criticizing America. It’s only by seeing things that are wrong, voicing them, and trying to change them, that we make it better. People that REALLY love this country are those that stand up when stupid shit is happening, in the hopes of bringing things back around. I love it here. I just wish so many Americans weren’t turning into brainwashed pie-eyed moonie Nationalists like the German army prior to WWII. That’s some scary shit.
It’s OK to be Superficial assholes, but militant Nationalists won’t do. It’s just not sexy.
bloodyvictim | January 13, 2006 at 2:16 pm
America’s culture is as sloppy, ugly and cheap as Britneys sagging vagina. bwahahahaha
c red | January 13, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Maybe while nursing and holding the baby with her regular two arms, she uses her third arm to shove food into her piehole. Gotta keep up your nourishment while you’re breast feeding don
horrendous | January 13, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Is it too late for me to retract all of the times that I’ve pleasured myself to her???
horrendous | January 13, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Is it too late for me to retract all of the times that I’ve pleasured myself to her???
ZoomBoy | January 13, 2006 at 2:39 pm
For fuck sakes, I can’t even remember what she looked like half decent now. Ever since she’s been with that wet rat Federline she’s progressed back in time to her “roots ya’ll!”
She wasn’t even pregnant when her face was full of zits, she wasn’t pregnant when she would go to McDonalds every day, she wasn’t pregnant when she walked into a trucker bathroom in barefeet.
Britney, erase yourself.
Miss Gulch | January 13, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Queen of the Trailer Court.
WaitWhat? | January 13, 2006 at 3:46 pm
C RED (#7) — FRIKIN’ HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
horsecow | January 13, 2006 at 3:52 pm
i cant wait till she gets divorced, so i can finally have her…she’s white trash, so you kn ow she’ll love my presents from walmart, and by looking at her you know she loves to eat. that, with her professed love of sex, is perfect…if only i could convince federlicious to take custody of the rugrat…