Britney Spears beats up helpless cars

February 22nd, 2007 // 274 Comments

Britney Spears went to Kevin Federline’s home last night but when she wasn’t allowed to see her kids she started raging on a white SUV with an umbrella. She was reportedly waiting outside Kevin’s place for 45 minutes before her mom eventually picked her up and took her back to the rehab facility.

Look at her go! I thought she was just having fun when she shaved her head but she really is losing her mind. She looks like an escaped mental patient. A week from now we’re gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces.

UPDATE: Check out more pictures and a video here.

UPDATE 2: The incident occurred after she left K-Fed’s place, and apparently the SUV belonged to the paparazzi who followed her to a gas station.



  1. hellup

    @254 that’s mental breakdown, but i doubt anybody’s up to reading anymore comments on this thread after scrolling through genius’…

  2. 86

    I’ll have to check my calendar but it sure feels like Christmas. This is awesome.

  3. PunjabPete

    OMG – K-fed is teh good one… Britney is the evil one… Next, dogs will lie with cats…. The world has truly gone mad…

    Hey, fish.. Time for a new Britney thread… May I suggest…. ^^^^^^^^^^

  4. rrd

    I think she looks like Boy George with her head shaved!

  5. herbiefrog

    theye is no dark side…

    All that you touch
    All that you see
    All that you taste
    All you feel.
    All that you love
    All that you hate
    All you distrust
    All you save.
    All that you give
    All that you deal
    All that you buy,
    beg, borrow or steal.
    All you create
    All you destroy
    All that you do
    All that you say.
    All that you eat
    And everyone you meet
    All that you slight
    And everyone you fight.
    All that is now
    All that is gone
    All that’s to come
    and everything under the sun is in tune
    but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

    “There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it’s all dark.”

  6. Wow. She’s just making me want to watch more of her life falling apart! This is what happens when you take Brit’s Coke away!

  7. katlady12

    There is no excuse for either Britney or the paps for this behavior. Its a given that celebs will be photographed wherever and whenever.So girlfriend needs to learn to show some tact and keep her head high instead of walking outta the house looking like attack of the 80s and frequenting public spots every night. There are many other celebs more famous than she who are hounded but they don’t let the paps get to them. They don’t do stupid shit in front of cameras. Sometimes I just wanna smack this girl.

  8. i wouldve got out and got directly into her ass…dunb ass hoe – firestarters

  9. deborah

    Man that dude scares the shit out of me – what happened to Fred Durst – he really let himself go.

  10. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    PMSL at 259!

    Buzzney looks demon possessed, now we know where SP got his “devil stare” from.

  11. castanza

    Is it just me or does she look good in those shorts?

  12. outoftown

    1. these assholes deserve deserve it.
    2. K-Fed lives in San Pornando Valley???

  13. noac

    Private snowball!

  14. dovescry1999

    Bitch looks like a Charlie Manson follower…

  15. Klem Kadiddlehopper

    Is this Uncle Festers girlfriend Dementia? (It means insanity). This whole thing is like watching a moth go into the fire. Losing everything publicly has never been so entertaining. No movie please.

  16. Jafoo

    If she channels some of this insanity and anger into her music and comes out on stage all bald-headed barefoot and pissed-off I might even go see a Britney Spears concert.

  17. Lowlands

    Give Britney some chewing-gum and tell her to grab her crotch a few times.Maybe she could be a great left-handed baseballplayer.New career opportunity?

  18. TJH

    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Though wise women at their end know dark is right,
    Because their words had forked no lightning they
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Good women, the last wave by, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Wild women who caught and sang the sun in flight,
    And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Grave women, near death, who see with blinding sight
    Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And you, my sister, there on the sad height,
    Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

  19. belle

    She looks seriously possessed in the first one. Hmm…another Excorcist remake anyone? I’ve been wanting Britney to get back in the acting business. JUST KIDDING! What the hell is wrong with this chick? I’m sick of her. Why doesn’t she just dissapear? That would be super with two thumbs up and a happy smile, thanks.

  20. belle

    261–God, I HOPE it’s just you.

  21. pana1718

    WTF? why did she shave her head? wow this biatch lost it big time! it all over for her now…

  22. k naz

    I have never really given two shits about Britney, but what the fuck. When she was a blonde, hot, popular, rich, and just like every other pop star out there she had appeal. But at the same time she had crazy haters because she was becoming a played out talent declining stupid bimbo shit. Her fame brought her into the public eye on such a pedastel, that when she finally began this decline-the world could witness it. And it’s such a shock cause it’s not what we knew her for before…but what the hell people we all know a crazy bitch like Britney, with a sad ass story, and most of everybody has a drug-or is on drugs. But no one can see it. What if our lives were broadcasted suddenly for the world to see…I think most people would die under pressure and I won’t be surprised if Britney never recovers.

  23. ha ha…loving this…kfed is actually looking like the responsible one

  24. hollywoostar

    Looking stoopet

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