Britney Spears went to Kevin Federline’s home last night but when she wasn’t allowed to see her kids she started raging on a white SUV with an umbrella. She was reportedly waiting outside Kevin’s place for 45 minutes before her mom eventually picked her up and took her back to the rehab facility.
Look at her go! I thought she was just having fun when she shaved her head but she really is losing her mind. She looks like an escaped mental patient. A week from now we’re gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces.
UPDATE: Check out more pictures and a video here.
UPDATE 2: The incident occurred after she left K-Fed’s place, and apparently the SUV belonged to the paparazzi who followed her to a gas station.
Stink | February 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm
YES! She’s lost it!
clarkehead | February 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Kevin! Come outside quickly! Brian Urlacher’s attacking your car!
nichole | February 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Oh. My. God.
Won’t help you get the kids, woman.
scarletpoppies | February 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
oooh she’s got the devil in her eyes…if she hasd a ring in her nose, she’d look like a damn brahma bull….
em167 | February 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Yikes!
em167 | February 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
#2… freakin’ hilarious!!!
tits_on_snack | February 22, 2007 at 12:16 pm
lololololololol
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Dude… you’d do the same if those f*ckin’ sub-human pap-smears were in your face every minute.
Giggles | February 22, 2007 at 12:16 pm
She has gone from being pathetic to being certifiably insane. Lock her up!
phungi | February 22, 2007 at 12:17 pm
That’s really a photo of Andre Agassi on his back-hand stroke, and the umbrella was Photoshopped to replace a tennis racket?
p911gt10c | February 22, 2007 at 12:17 pm
i think we’ve found the star of American History X 2
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:17 pm
#10… Aha ha ha ha ha!!!
Correct you are!
Just Some Girl | February 22, 2007 at 12:19 pm
ok i’m defintely gonna have nightmares tonight
Stink | February 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Ahhhh. Had the first post. Now if someone injects BS with a Chinese cocktail this will be the perfect day.
didey23 | February 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
why isn’t she in jail??
TheRage | February 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
this wasn’t amusing before. now it’s just sad.
New York Pundit | February 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I’ll bet Disney is REAL proud of her!
moonshine | February 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#2.. On the f’ing floor LOL!!!
CowgirlUp | February 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Who took the pics? If that had been MY car I wouldn’t have been racing for my camera!
sexybitch | February 22, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Britters, those shorts do you no favors. And since it was about 50-something degrees here last night, only a true nutcase would run around wearing them.
Ghert | February 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Haha, she IS an escaped mental patient (sort of)…
jesseeca | February 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I wonder if she realized she lost her precious wig in the heat of the moment
It’s okay Brit, they have plenty in stock at Party City.
amaritimer | February 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
O. M. G.
She is going to lose her kids to K-Fed. She has really lost it. I think it is really sad that she has hit bottom so hard. I keep thinking she can’t possibly hit bottom any harder… and she takes another swan dive. Or does she just keep bouncing off of the bottom? The worst of it is the fact that she is making K-Fed look like the good, stable parent. I never thought I would hear myself say those fucking words.
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She’s attacking the camera leeches who sniff her every fart. She whipped some asswipe’s back with that umbrella, as if he were an escaped slave.
Insanity? Hell, no. I want to see more of this.
mztry | February 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
God help her.
here | February 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Excellent cross-body form with the umbrella. That is, it appears she’s getting her hips right into it. Probably destroyed the umbrella completely.
The Jenny | February 22, 2007 at 12:24 pm
T-H-X eleven-thirty-eight will be taken into custody at a minimal monetary expenditure. Total operation cost: six thousand credits under budget. Congratulations. Be efficient, be happy.
Jiimbo | February 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
I was wondering if she has any panties on?
reptilicus | February 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
HOLY SHIT.
That bitch is crazy.
It’s all over for her. She’ll never have a comeback and Kevin Federline will get the kids.
Cosmo | February 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
I never thought I’d say it, but I think the kids would be safer with K-Fed. He may be a no-talent, useless waste of skin, but at least he’s not a dangerous lunatic.
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I have an inkling she is one very strong, strapping lass!
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
… I love her for doing this.
mel | February 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
aww leave her alone
jrzmommy | February 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Annnnnnnnnnd………..*ding* Career OVER!
23apples | February 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“A week from now we’re gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
gosyco | February 22, 2007 at 12:29 pm
good grief
of all the available weapons of mass destruction – rocks, tire iron, cement garden gnome – she has to pick an umbrella?
Whammer Jammer | February 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
#15: Because she has lots of $$$$$$ and she’s a celebrity. She’s above the law.
whitegold | February 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Sigh…and another annoying Spears article is followed by a Lohan article is followed by, you guessed it, a Spears article. Stop talking about these people already!!!! Find other celebrities for us to make fun of and let’s just leave these pathetic losers alone and hope that they just go away!!!!
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Kudos, Kojak.
sexybitch | February 22, 2007 at 12:33 pm
#36 She has a deep seated hatred of Mary Poppins, too.
jrzmommy | February 22, 2007 at 12:34 pm
She looks like she could use a drink or a bong hit to chill out.
Lambency | February 22, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Yeah just drop out of rehab already. It’s not going to help you get your kids back after this. You’re a nut-job, go kill yourself.
Whiregold: It’s like reading comics. You know what’s going to happen in the next issue, but you just gotta read it anyway. Same thing is happening here. Plus, it’s just hilarious. But I agree, we need other celebrities going crazy too!
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I must say that her teeth are still very white and pretty (witness 1st photo).
LilRach | February 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I really don’t feel like laughing at this because it’s just not funny anymore. I actually feel really sorry for her. She looks so freaked out.
I think the paparazzi seriously need to back off and let her sort her problems out in private because these problems are obviously really serious.
I never back this girl up but shit, try to imagine yourself in her shoes.
Lambency | February 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
*Whitegold, sorry.
My typing’s about as bad as Britney’s temper.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
In the top pic, she looks like an angry drunk man taking a piss. She should have just put her head through the window.
CutterJon | February 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Bald..tatoos..three rehabs..more than one child NOT currently in her care..goes mental beating cars in the street outside the house.
Yup, she’s officially one of my ex girlfriends.
fritobandito | February 22, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Look at that first pic. Makes me want to call Hannibal Lecter “Daddy”
jrzmommy | February 22, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Damn, Lesbianesque is LOVIN’ these pictures…..skinhead chick gettin’ all butchy and manly……..
seanbear | February 22, 2007 at 12:42 pm
V’ger must exterminate carbon based lifeforms . . . or at least their cars.