Britney Spears goes braless to Malibu animal hospital

November 16th, 2005 // 20 Comments

If I was pregnant and had giant pregnant-boobs I wouldn’t wear a bra either. Or a shirt. Or pants. Or any clothes at all. I’d just walk around naked, occasionally squirting people with milk and screaming, “The miracle of life! The miracle of life!!”


  1. What’s with Britney’s sideways thong thing in the close-up picture? Or is it just a fuzzy-photo of a mommy-sized thong? Or giant granny panties?

    Something is wrong ‘down there’ is all I’m saying.

  2. Ugh. I’m never eating flap jacks
    with downward pointing nipples again.

    Wait. What?

  3. SuitedPair

    thats the top of her sweatpants.

  4. DrDanny

    Why aren’t there full-res versions of these pix ? I love to zoom in on nip-slips and such to get a good view of the naughty bits.

  5. giant purple frenulum

    Loooove the expression in the first pic. “yeah, baby. this is PURE trailer hotness.”

  6. J-Bo

    It looks like K-Fed and a few buddies are performing some hip new moves under that shirt.

  7. FIVE0

    YEAH C’MON!!! Nothing like some big ol’ white-trash titties!!!

  8. glitterbutt

    Don’t hate. There’s nothing wrong with Britter’s torpedo ta-tas… that an industrial strength orthopedic bra couldn’t help.

  9. derekd

    Whats with the shiteating smirk?

  10. spamnews

    Nah, that’s not the top of her pants. I dl’ed the pic and there’s a break in the stripes up her leg and then a traingular lighter white bit then a string (more like a rope) running ’round back.

  11. BillyGurl

    Hey Britney – Kirsten Dunst called, she wants her titties back.

  12. elle

    what woman in the right (by right i mean sane) mind go out into public with paparazzi are constantly following without a bra!? well i’ll look at it from the other side..maybe if i were white trash and married to scum i’d like to hang my big ol preggy tits all over the place too. or not. I should probably get back to my job now.

  13. elle

    what woman in the right (by right i mean sane) mind go out into public with paparazzi are constantly following without a bra!? well i’ll look at it from the other side..maybe if i were white trash and married to scum i’d like to hang my big ol preggy tits all over the place too. or not. I should probably get back to my job now.

  14. OMG! My Dream girl!

    I wonder if Hillary will let me have an intern we she becomes president. Britney may need work in 09.

  15. assholic

    ew bloody ew. why are her nipples always erected though? any tip coz mine are so small even though i’ve reached a pretty respectable 18 years old.

  16. Sammy

    BRINTEY LOOKS SO RETARDED WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER IS SHE TRYING TO BE WHITE TRASH IF I HAD ALL THAT MONEY ID AT LEAST GET A BOOB JOB TO FIX MY DROOPY BIG NASTY NIPPLE TITTIES !!

  17. Sammy

    the outfit looks about right though for a new mommy lol nothing matches hair yanked up looks like me

    infant is now 6 months

  18. chords

    I am really amazed at the harsh words merely on the basis that her nipples

    imprint her shirt, and that there are no bra-strap lines.

    What a bunch of Puritans. No, worse. Puritannical hypocrites. In actual

    fact, you look at this woman in a Pornographjic way. It is not Britney

    Spears who is wrong, it is all of you who damn her for “hanging her tits

    out” or whatever excuse you make.

    All women have breasts (men too!) and they come in many sizes and shapes.

    There is no law that says “thou shalt not give any indication of the

    existence of a nipple.”

    What makes me sick is that you all look at her with prurient interest, and

    then attack her on moral grounds! Do you realize that you are no better

    than all those sleazy politicians and cops that get caught with strippers

    and hookers?

    She’s not embarrassed to be photographed because why should she be! Many

    regular women go without bras, and nipples become erect for many reasons.

    Women who have breastfed or been pregnant tend to have larger nipples

    anyway. Get used to it and stop being so prurient.

  19. InvaderZim

    yuck

  20. mary

    There Know Law Say You Have Wer A bra Just Go Bra-Less Bras Give You Herat BackBone cancer .

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