What’s that you say? You want more Britney Spears? Yeah, I think I might be able to help you out with that. Britney Spears was spotted in Miami without her bra on, and even took the liberty of changing in pubilc. And normally I’m a big supporter of going braless, but not when your breasts look like this. I’m not even sure if these are considered breasts anymore. They’re more like squarish, uh, lumps. If you were having sex with her you’d just kind of poke them. The way you’d poke a dead bird to see if it was still alive.
Wow, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan doing… nothing.
The Superficial has gotten so shitty lately.
Liverpool FC…you lost
@46 – In other words, you’re whacking off to her as we speak, huh?
This is getting pathetic and weird, she hasnt done anything in years, yet everybody updates everyday that “she is spotted, without a bra!” great news. Just let the skank live her life.
Did she get a fack job? I dunno, she looks fucking different lately and I can’t put my finger on it. Aside from the shitty hair extentions and the clearly poor fashion sense lately, something is wrong with her face.
Is she on meth?
#55 – She is either on meth, mainlining twinkies, or rubbing Taco Bell Ground beef on her face, daily.
New Boob shot up on my site, btw.
Looking at her boobs in that shirt is about as pleasing as listening to Nickleback while eating a choclate cake out of Rosie O’Donnell’s ass.
FRIST!!!, Where in the fuck have you been? We thought you were dead. You had us worried sick.
She needs to throw on a bra and get rid of that errant hanging string, but I think that shirt is cute. Way to fuck it up, Shitney.
If anyone says they wouldn’t still do her is a liar.
I think her fun bags have expired.
Here’s interesting stuff (news):
Paris in jail
Anna Nicole Smith dying
Here’s boring stuff (not news):
Britney, Lindsay, and Paris walking while wearing bad outfits
The 20th set of pictures of the same girl wearing a bikini (Jimbo’s exception noted in advance)
If Superfish expanded from 3 or 4 celebs all the way up to 15-20, we could have actual news stories all the time.
Anyway…what’s this one again? Oh yeah…ummm…”Shitney’s cowtits are disgusting!” (generic comment #37)
will i be able to post today?
OMG! Minor miracle! I have been silenced for over a week now (choking, sobbing tears of joy). A cure for cancer must be forthcoming.
oh, and britney sucks. NEXT!
Awesome! Those boy band hats from 1997 she still wears are so cool! Hopefully today she will wear a Mr. Peanut tophat with a diamond studded bow tie & a monopoly man suit.
Over…
57, just listening to Nickleback is bad enough. nice touch with the chocolate cake though.
# 35 fifi
Since nobody else seems to have let you know, I’m here to tell you that the term “Haters” is officially over. Thanks for trying though.
As for Britt. An older southern lady put it in the cruelest bitchiest manner possible to somebody brought up in her generation. She said “Oh, bless her heart, she is trying so hard” LOL!!!!!!
For those of you not raised in the south, Grandma basically just said “Wow, what a pig, and how sad, she doesn’t seem to realize that”
CMON YOU PEOPLE STOP ACTING SURPRISED YOU KNOW BRITNEY IS FAKE AS ANYTHING. TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPEN TO HER BREASTS. 25 YEARS OLD AND SAGGY AS A BEAN BAG
a that money and she is nothing but a crazy sack of trash
BERN – HELP! Have PICS to submit to your blog but don’t know how to.
#62==leave the freakin site alone…..
we don’t want your stupidass newz….
the bitchez on here deserve to be trashed.
Holy Shit! LOL @ #66. I wish more people would make good jokes like this. It would be way more fun to read these comments.
She’s looking great again but damn woman, when are you going to spend some money and hire a STYLIST? Half this chick’s image problems arise from the fact that she insists on dressing herself. I mean, can someone please tell her that she looks crap in a short skirt with legs that can kick-start a jumbo jet?
Hey, Brittney…
Estelle Geddy called and wants her tits back.
You all gotta get over it. Ok so I’m not a fan of Britney Spears but her boobs are fine. You try having kids. Society places these unrealistic standards on women and you know what our bodies go through changes when we have kids and getting ready to have kids. Guys don’t understand this cuz they don’t go through shit. So you all should just get over it!
#77=Brittney or her
azzKizzer….STFU, bitch..
alot of women look way
better and they don’t have
a million dollarz to get
surgery like she did…
I don’t have a problem with her boobs. I have a problem with HER. And she should give K-Fed his hat back.
oh whatever, so she’s a celebrity, but she’s also a person. we all have those days when we just want to grunge out (and for brit it looks like an everyday thing), we just don’t have the paparrazi to document every bad move.
lucky for us, britney does! i work Hollywood Zombies (the people who brought you Garbage Pail Kids) and they have a new set of cards that parody the hollywood undead. Check out Britney Speared, Paris Hellton, Wacko Jacko, and others– hilarious! don’t you just love your favorite celeb with a face full of maggots?
oh my lady gaga