What’s that you say? You want more Britney Spears? Yeah, I think I might be able to help you out with that. Britney Spears was spotted in Miami without her bra on, and even took the liberty of changing in pubilc. And normally I’m a big supporter of going braless, but not when your breasts look like this. I’m not even sure if these are considered breasts anymore. They’re more like squarish, uh, lumps. If you were having sex with her you’d just kind of poke them. The way you’d poke a dead bird to see if it was still alive.
isitin | May 23, 2007 at 4:04 pm
First
Jess | May 23, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Remember when Brit was hot?
No?
… Me either. :(
Fudge | May 23, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Where are her tits disappearing to? They went all huge, now they going tha bye-bye.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Ugh, filthy, disgusting cow udders. I’m almost expecting two cowboys from the JW Ranch to swoop in rope and brand her fat-ass. Take her back to the farm.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Ugh, filthy, disgusting cow udders. I’m almost expecting two cowboys from the JW Ranch to swoop in rope and brand her fat-ass. Take her back to the farm.
DahliaRose | May 23, 2007 at 4:18 pm
She should be locked up in a Mental Hospital.
Conky | May 23, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Recently she always has that demented looking smile plastered on her face.
I wonder what the docter prescribed for her because I would like to walk around smiling like a retard too. Thanks.
susie | May 23, 2007 at 4:31 pm
She looks fine, you bored fucks. The only problem with Britney is her whack sense of style and her bad music. Her body is not bad.
She looks great for having two kids. What the hell do you want her to do, hide in a cave and get some sick implants and be like all those nasty twats in LA? Here’s to some 1970′s boobage!!!!!
IbePiglet | May 23, 2007 at 4:33 pm
She is just….so….gross. I don’t mean her boobs, hell those fall down on everyone. She just tramps and vamps and camps around like she is SOMETHING when she is NOTHING more than a drunken poor excuse for a mother. She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet.
goodfella | May 23, 2007 at 4:35 pm
It actually looks like she is thinking in the first pic. So there is a first time for everything !
TJ | May 23, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I’d still marinate my meat rocket in her squish mitten.
Missmara19 | May 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i wonder what her real hair looks like nowadays.
whoremonger | May 23, 2007 at 4:48 pm
#8 Yeah, I can’t imagine Britney getting some ‘sick implants’…she’d never do that.
Bern | May 23, 2007 at 4:48 pm
NOTE TO ASHLEY SIMPSON: People with no talent and good figures should never have babies.
Kevin_FederSwine | May 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Pig! Whore! Elliot Ness and the UNF**KABLES! Trailer trash P.O.S.! BRITNEY! You are a f**king DISASTER! You fast-food binging, loser-f**king, walk in a gas station beathroom barefoot scumbag P.O.S…GO AWAY!
idl3mind | May 23, 2007 at 5:07 pm
c’mon. she’s in a somewhat unflattering top
DingDong | May 23, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Those are the worst tits ever. She is a fat, no talent, super saggy tits, horrendous smelling twat, cellulite riddled, terrible body, dumb as a rock, conceited, dilusional CUNT. She is so old and she will be broke, addicted and completely worthless in the future. Well she is already worthless and she is a disgrace to her family. This bitch has tons of bad coming her way. She is fake and she knows it. DUMB WHORE!
Sperm Whale | May 23, 2007 at 5:14 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_boobs_are_huge.php
Dem boobies go up and anda down.
JungleRed | May 23, 2007 at 5:21 pm
They look like a couple of lemons rolling in the bottom of a sack. You’d be better off sucking on the lemons, though.
eXtasyStef | May 23, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Boobs fall when you have kids. She’s reaping what K-Fed has sown. Next she’ll get Frankenboobs like that other no-talent blonde attention whore.
H.A.L.9000 | May 23, 2007 at 5:50 pm
please correct typo in title to “Britney Spears goes brainless” thank you
eXtasyStef | May 23, 2007 at 5:55 pm
And one of the things I love about this place–I have heard more weird names for sexual body parts here than anywhere else.
Edna Bambrick | May 23, 2007 at 6:00 pm
The Lord has ordered me on a Holy Crusade to clean up the Internet. I am direct communication with God and he has instructed me to rid the Internet of filth so that the children will be able to grow up pure. When OUR SAVIOR returns to earth, he will do it through the Internet and this will make those without sin pure so that we may enter the gates of heaven and those who subverse themselves with thoughts of s*x and drugs and p*rngraphy will go STRAIGHT TO HELL!
DrDanny | May 23, 2007 at 6:03 pm
My gawd she’s hideous! Zits, flab, shitty hair extensions, nails chipped and chewed to nubs. When will she be done?!?
bluecrush | May 23, 2007 at 6:06 pm
seriously, her hair has to have grown out enough to stop wearing those ugly ass wigs.. i’m sorry, but for how much weight she’s lost post-fed.. she’s grosser than ever and the performances look baaaaaaaad.. I don’t think she’ll ever make a comeback!
Sarah | May 23, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I agree with #8. Considering that she has had two kids, her breasts look pretty normal. It’s pretty sad that this is considered scandalous.
Dull, dull, dull.
julyper | May 23, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I’ve seen better tits in cows. Real ones.
Crap Tonight | May 23, 2007 at 6:22 pm
#12 Thanks for your concern about Britneys real hair – After lying low on the hairdressers floor for a day or so, it took off to Alaska where it is living under an assummed name and no-one knows about its horrible past
logcabin | May 23, 2007 at 7:07 pm
I’m not a fan of Britney by any means, but come on…I hope all of this raises your self esteem a few points.There’s a thin line between humor, and degradation for your own benefit.Why don’t you post a picture of yourself for everyone to gawk at and criticize?
moo | May 23, 2007 at 7:13 pm
ha ha! all the saggy-titted women are angry!
CS | May 23, 2007 at 7:20 pm
The zits are getting out of control. Does she bathe?
enought | May 23, 2007 at 8:22 pm
It’s unfortunate that the wanna be stars are exposing themselves and the stars that have made it want to be politicians.
mrs_primevil | May 23, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Hey, she ALMOST put together a decent outfit! Gotta give her a little crdit for that, all she forgot was the bra. Good job, Brit! Try harder next time :)
frenchie | May 23, 2007 at 8:34 pm
rocks in socks
fifi | May 23, 2007 at 8:36 pm
all of you haters suck major ass! If, she feel like having her breat free, then I don’t see anything wrong with it! I don’t think that, that make her a whore, sorry! She’s human, if she want to drink, go nude, have sex, and do 5 guys…that is her business! Who, in the hell are you? I bet half of you wish, and cry yourselves to sleep at night wishing that you were her!
Fifth Stooge | May 23, 2007 at 8:38 pm
If anyone wants to see her saggy chestnuts in HQ.
http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1182
HotDogger | May 23, 2007 at 9:10 pm
#35 – You are a freaking retard! ‘Half of us’ don’t put ourselves out there for the world to see. You even stupider than her, and twice as fugly.
Stupid moron!
frenchie | May 23, 2007 at 10:04 pm
fifi- would you want to look like her? I mean…really…
Oh…and that liberal attitude of yours of “no boundaries” is the killer of todays morality and our humanity. It’s a sickness…what is shoking today will be perceived as meek tomorrow…and so it goes… to hell in a handbasket (in small unnoticeable doses of course). Women are the gauge of today’s morality. We set the tone of values and ethics. If we act as sluts we will get treated as such. We are NOT men and cannot behave as such. We set the tone. Stop buying what they’re selling and get your own spine.
On a lighter note…all these comment are tounge in cheek and should be taken with a grain of salt. You’re getting all bent out of shape shape because of some commentary on this vile example for a vacant manufactured waste of a human.
You’re right about one thing…theoretically anyone has the constitutional freedom (while we still got it) to represent themselves as they choose. However; they also must be prepared to be judged by how they are personified.
HotDogger | May 23, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Should change the title to Britney Spears goes brainless, but that could cover any posting about her.
macncheez | May 23, 2007 at 10:29 pm
#23 – I’m glad to see that my Savior is keeping up with technology – Jesus Rocks!! Although I hope He doesn’t return on a sad-ass Britney Spears thread…..of course I guess it’s better than being on the Cisco Adler thread.
What do you think peoples?
captain obvious | May 23, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Her body definetly doesn’t look awful for someone who had 2 kids not that long ago. But it also doesn’t look so good that she should dress the way she does. And her face is still pudgy…maybe they tried to lipo her face and sucked her brain out by mistake.
Guy | May 24, 2007 at 1:16 am
Right behind you #8
But this is just the nature of the site, we are all cynical bastards
NicotineEyePatch | May 24, 2007 at 3:25 am
Everyone that thinks she “looks fine” is forgiven for their lack of understanding when it comes to mental illness. But the “you’re just jealous” comments? Really, I mean, honestly? It just comes across as projection.
If you think celebrities are so fucking awesome and enviable, go to a fansite, ya sycophants.
jugs | May 24, 2007 at 3:45 am
she looks good for having 2 kids? so you think the way she looks is all natural since she gave birth? it ain’t, but unfortunately she still looks like crap.
Flavio | May 24, 2007 at 4:13 am
We´re all aware about how whore and ugly this bitch is… so, including both the site owner and you guys only writting shit about her… in short, it´s completely pointless for me… what the hell!? leave this bitch in her pathetic spot and search for something different.
LIverpoolFC | May 24, 2007 at 4:22 am
She is the epitomy of trailer trash cum sluts.
LiverpoolFC | May 24, 2007 at 4:23 am
I forgot to say that she’s a cheap slag who should keep her legs shut.
imacracka | May 24, 2007 at 4:25 am
Screw this.. get some pics of Kelly clarkson from last nite in her thi high fuck me boots!!!!!!!!!!
Boba Fett | May 24, 2007 at 4:49 am
She needs some makeup.
I’d still fill her full of man-juice.
krazihottkelli | May 24, 2007 at 5:07 am
Miss fifi====trust me
No one wantz to be her
U probably R her, bitch
Don’t stick up for this
skank, she has to take
her clothez off to get
publicity…..
she a sorry mutherfucker,
since she can’t sing or
dance, I guess thatz all
she haz left….
once again, NO KIDZ IN SIGHT…