Britney Spears continues her media blitzkrieg in the January issue of Glamour. In it, Britney talks about winning the VMAs, teaching her boys to respect women and finding a new husband:
On the past year and winning three VMAs:
“This whole year has been a hell of a year for me. I have been working so hard on my album, but…I didn’t know exactly where I stood with everyone. When I received the awards and [the audience] stood for me, it showed me how much love is out there.”
On being confident about her body after having kids:
“I’m getting there. Recently I started to appreciate my body a bit more from before I had kids. But it completely changed, and I have had to work hard at getting it back to where it used to be…. I used to be obsessed with working out…. But I can’t get motivated right now because I’m so focused on my music.”
On teaching her boys how to treat women:
“Hopefully they will respect me by the way I carry myself, and in doing that, they will know how to respect other women.”
On the most popular misconception people have of her:
“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.”
On the future:
“I would love to have a lot of albums under my belt. And a couple of movies…. In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable. It’s hard doing it on your own.”
To complement this bullshit bonanza – Did she seriously just say she reads?? – I added pics of Britney getting in a car yesterday in Manhattan. Not sure why exactly she’s entering the vehicle like a three-year-old but, at this point, she might as well put a “Coming Soon” sign on her crotch. We are rapidly approaching V-Day, people. Trust me; I can feel these things. Not literally, of course. (There were lawsuits.)
James | December 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Couldn’t they have airbrushed those huge bags out from under her eyes?
Racer X | December 1, 2008 at 2:11 pm
FAIL.
/ONLY IDIOTS BUY HER MUSIC
Lalala | December 1, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Umm superficial, maybe she does read – what is your problem? It’s not like she said she stays up reading Tolstoy or something (which if she did, could also be true)..but Danielle Steel novels? Come on. I’m sure she does read them. As for her getting out of the car that way it’s because there are hundreds of papparazzis and fans outside and she has to be careful when coming out. So shutup you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
Victoria | December 1, 2008 at 2:14 pm
“By the way I carry myself”
Bob | December 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“Hopefully they will respect me by the way I carry myself, and in doing that, they will know how to respect other women.”
So we should feed them, make them flash their cooter, act like a tramp, etc, etc… Who would learn any respect for women by watching Britney??
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Anexio | December 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Gdomg! brit is totly back and will be giving lessons to all the other pop stars on signing and dancing the dance like only she do. brit not crazy cause she make lost of money and then never spends it on anythihgn but coffy and stuff from the startbuck. brit we are love you and we here on thsi site is like 1000precents behind you and supprt you cause we learn.
Lalala | December 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Umm superficial, maybe she does read – what is your problem? It’s not like she said she stays up reading Tolstoy or something (which if she did, could also be true)..but Danielle Steel novels? Come on. I’m sure she does read them. As for her getting out of the car that way it’s because there are hundreds of papparazzis and fans outside and she has to be careful when coming out. So shutup you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 1, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Britney “opens up”? Big surprise there.
Dofollow Blogs | December 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm
By the way she has acted in the past, she needed a father figure in her life! Hopefully she will grow up and give those kids what they need.
Dofollow Blogs | December 1, 2008 at 2:21 pm
By the way she has acted in the past, she needed a father figure in her life! Hopefully she will grow up and give those kids what they need.
Rob | December 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Who gives a shit about her? Her supporters/fans are as fucked up as this pile of skank.
Binky | December 1, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I just heard “Brit ” was the # 1 search for the year on Yahoo.
Yahoo ? Like who ever searches with Yahoo ? I doubt if even Jerry Yang does.
Cliff Notes : People who search for ‘Britney Spears’ stories use it.
Binky : Oh.Ok. I guess that explains it.
Andie | December 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Wow, she isn’t even that pretty.
And IMO, her ‘music’ really sucks. Maybe she should try to get a contract in Vegas.
And come on, respect her for the way she carries herself? She can’t be serious. She carries herself like a retarded prostitute nine times out of ten.
not a good picture, reallly | December 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm
hmm, i watched that thing.
the picture isn’t good. I don’t think it’s the airbrushing, i think it’s the makeup artists that do a good job. She looked better on her little special
she looked much prettier in the pictures from the bambi awards.
tired of the whiners | December 1, 2008 at 2:48 pm
11- obviously you do. you posted a comment
her music is pretty fun, thats why she has sold over 80 millions albums.
Mal Gusto | December 1, 2008 at 2:50 pm
“I would love to have a lot of albums under my belt. ” ….misquote.
She would like to have a lot of bums under her belt. That means “hobo cunnilingus”. Watch for it in early 2009 “Britney Spears, and the Tongues of 1000 Homeless” coming straight to video.
Rob | December 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm
then you’re a retard like the other 80 million. I wish she’d jump off of a bridge and drift away.
havoc | December 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.”
m’kay……
.
mimi | December 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm
As I have told you Fishhead fans. God is listening to my prayers. Maybe you assholes should talk to the Almighty once in a while. Take it from ME, he listens!
Now go fuck yourselves all of you.
Rob | December 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm
i’m pretty sure God hates you.
supersex | December 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm
i wonder if they could air brush in some brains.
although, i’d still fuck her
Erica | December 1, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I think it’s so sickening the way she’s been touted as ‘healthier’ and ‘more respectful’ of her body now. Granted, she looks good, but suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes and going to bed hungry and exercising to the point of fainting is NOT a healthy lifestyle. I’m appalled – though not surprised – this is the topic on the magazine.
Rob | December 1, 2008 at 3:12 pm
what I find mind-boggling is that many of you believe what she says. because we all know that celebs are never superficial…ha get it?
Randal | December 1, 2008 at 3:38 pm
It’s certainly a great cover for Glamour, not only because the number of magazines sold will rise in January due to having Britney on the front but also because it captures a look we haven’t seen in Britney for a long, long time.
Look at that smile and that playful pose, one that reminds us of the young lady who came bursting into the music industry so long ago and who has remained longer than most ever do.
Randal
jojo | December 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
this girl is not happy…….she’s not feeling better and she’s not back to her old self – she is on medication and is pressured by family and management to be working and doing a come back because that is what the public wants to see……
.she is obviously fragile and insecure…she does what other people tell her…………who ever thinks she is happy or back is dreaming…….unfortunately the entertainment world is all she knows….but she is not happy to be doing it…….her sadness is all in her eyes
Facial | December 1, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I hope she fades away and takes pop music with her. That shit sucks
Anon | December 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Like all women that go on about teaching men to respect women, they always forget to respect men themselves.
Double standards.
Edna Bambrick | December 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@19 mimi
REPORTED!
Anon | December 1, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Does she say she wants to be married so the boys have a father figure?
They have one. What the boys need is a mother figure.
K-fed better get married soon to give the boys one.
Like I was talking about women not respecting men earlier.
She’s in her own world.
PunkA | December 1, 2008 at 4:04 pm
In 5 years, she will be married and divorced again. She is bat shit crazy and not capable of a normal, healthy relationship. Crazy people don;t do healthy and normal. They do f-ed up and psycho. And she has f-ed up and psycho down pat.
Dozer | December 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Woohooo! Edna Bambrick is back. But she’s not praying for Mimi?
And Binky is back too?
Vanquish | December 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm
FUCK YOU FISH.
You turned a good site into ad-bonanza. I accidentally clicked one of those trailer ads. What I didn’t know was that I had the speakers set on max. I think I’m deaf now. THANKS!
gotmilk? | December 1, 2008 at 4:19 pm
“It’s hard doing it on your own.”
Ummm, honey, you don’t. Did you forget that you had them ripped out of your sausage arms by the court?
Dozer | December 1, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Maybe I was wishing for too much. Probably just trolls
Craig "Payday Loans" Crenshaw | December 1, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Watching Britney Spears is still like watching a car accident…seriously, can’t look away.
mafme | December 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm
She said “hard on.”
mai-tai | December 1, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Good for her. At least she is trying. I know it is easy to hate on her because you don’t have what she has, but really, think about it. You can’t trust anyone around you because they might have an ulterior motive. You can’t go outside because you have obscene crowds following you. You can’t make a move – it’s like living inside a glass box. So not worth it.
BIRD WHISPERER | December 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm
dude… your stupid !!!!!!!!EVERYONE GETS AIRBRUSHED!!!!!!!!! , SHIT MY LITTLE SISTERS YEARBOOK PICTURE IS AIRBRUSHED A TAD BIT!
no lets just take a pictue and let it look like shit …. THATS COOL … >>
JY | December 1, 2008 at 6:02 pm
“I live my life like a karate kid.” -Britney Spears.
Binky | December 1, 2008 at 6:50 pm
#31 Didn’t actually ‘go away’.
Been busy. Have to finish something.
And of course there’s been some ‘outsourcing to China’ done to clear up a few problems with ‘Homeland Security’.
You know. That type of thing.
diddleysquat | December 1, 2008 at 7:17 pm
this chick has the crazy eyes!!!! please no more pictures of her. or stories.
malicious | December 1, 2008 at 7:54 pm
#29 I agree. The cheek of saying the kids had no father figure! Has she got amnesia or something, while K-Fed was blowing up party balloons for the kids she was on ze crazy pills
britney's weave | December 1, 2008 at 8:57 pm
that IS some good airbrushing. it almost looks like that’s all her own real hair.
Balls McCoy | December 1, 2008 at 11:09 pm
She wants a stable, provider who’ll be a father figure for her kids: provider-check, father figure-check, stable…sorry. 2 out of 3 just isn’t good enough, sorry Rosie O’Donnell.
Giggles | December 2, 2008 at 1:58 am
What guy is going to want to get involved (read “marry”) a nutcase? Britney, sorry–you’re kidding yourself.
Nancy K | December 2, 2008 at 5:56 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
Nancy K | December 2, 2008 at 5:58 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
juanita | December 2, 2008 at 7:03 am
a 90 y.o. wouldn’t sport that dress
missywissy | December 2, 2008 at 8:45 am
That interview made me chuckle. She doesn’t like going to clubs? WHy the fuck did she spend her birthday at a club????? Most mothers spend their birthdays with their children. Whoever buys this crap deserves to be lied to. How she carries herself? I hope she’s not talking about when she wears heels. Her boys are going to grow up and not having girlfriends or wives because their mama set the standard.
Anon | December 2, 2008 at 9:19 am
They have a stable providing father figure in their life.
Providing is more than just money people otherwise most mothers can be classed as bad mothers.
She’s also a provider but she’s far from stable.
And far from a mother figure.