Britney Spears still being airbrushed, speaking

The Superficial | December 1, 2008 - 1:28 pm

Britney Spears continues her media blitzkrieg in the January issue of Glamour. In it, Britney talks about winning the VMAs, teaching her boys to respect women and finding a new husband:

On the past year and winning three VMAs:
“This whole year has been a hell of a year for me. I have been working so hard on my album, but…I didn’t know exactly where I stood with everyone. When I received the awards and [the audience] stood for me, it showed me how much love is out there.”

On being confident about her body after having kids:
“I’m getting there. Recently I started to appreciate my body a bit more from before I had kids. But it completely changed, and I have had to work hard at getting it back to where it used to be…. I used to be obsessed with working out…. But I can’t get motivated right now because I’m so focused on my music.”

On teaching her boys how to treat women:
“Hopefully they will respect me by the way I carry myself, and in doing that, they will know how to respect other women.”

On the most popular misconception people have of her:
“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.”

On the future:
“I would love to have a lot of albums under my belt. And a couple of movies…. In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable. It’s hard doing it on your own.”

To complement this bullshit bonanza – Did she seriously just say she reads?? – I added pics of Britney getting in a car yesterday in Manhattan. Not sure why exactly she’s entering the vehicle like a three-year-old but, at this point, she might as well put a “Coming Soon” sign on her crotch. We are rapidly approaching V-Day, people. Trust me; I can feel these things. Not literally, of course. (There were lawsuits.)