Britney Spears still being airbrushed, speaking

Britney Spears continues her media blitzkrieg in the January issue of Glamour. In it, Britney talks about winning the VMAs, teaching her boys to respect women and finding a new husband:

On the past year and winning three VMAs:
“This whole year has been a hell of a year for me. I have been working so hard on my album, but…I didn’t know exactly where I stood with everyone. When I received the awards and [the audience] stood for me, it showed me how much love is out there.”

On being confident about her body after having kids:
“I’m getting there. Recently I started to appreciate my body a bit more from before I had kids. But it completely changed, and I have had to work hard at getting it back to where it used to be…. I used to be obsessed with working out…. But I can’t get motivated right now because I’m so focused on my music.”

On teaching her boys how to treat women:
“Hopefully they will respect me by the way I carry myself, and in doing that, they will know how to respect other women.”

On the most popular misconception people have of her:
“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.”

On the future:
“I would love to have a lot of albums under my belt. And a couple of movies…. In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable. It’s hard doing it on your own.”

To complement this bullshit bonanza – Did she seriously just say she reads?? – I added pics of Britney getting in a car yesterday in Manhattan. Not sure why exactly she’s entering the vehicle like a three-year-old but, at this point, she might as well put a “Coming Soon” sign on her crotch. We are rapidly approaching V-Day, people. Trust me; I can feel these things. Not literally, of course. (There were lawsuits.)