JASON: You’re back already? It’s only been five minutes. And how are you so sweaty?
BRITNEY: *huffs* Dropped a fry down a heating vent. *huffs* Had to go after it.
JASON: What? Last week you left Sean at Starbucks for three hours.
BRITNEY: Who?
JASON: Your son.
BRITNEY: I’m pregnant?!
 |
Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
Parker | January 22, 2010 at 12:33 pm
I can’t believe I once wanted to have anal sex with her.
fucky | January 22, 2010 at 12:33 pm
that’s nice
Rach | January 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Ah come on! She is not fat! She is looking like crap. But she is not fat.
Ariana D | January 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Haha i liken the commentary on this one ” im pregnant”
lol..
Sport | January 22, 2010 at 12:41 pm
scary. She honestly hasnt looked the same since shaving her dome – what the fuck is up with her weave/hairdo?
adrienne | January 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm
OMG i actually laughed my ass off at that whole exchange
will | January 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Those fucking ears…you could hide under one of them during the rain and stay 100% dry.
gotmilk? | January 22, 2010 at 1:06 pm
3, who said she was fat?
Sandy | January 22, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I look forward to reading all the critical comments by overweight people who never work out.
Richard McBeef | January 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
What’s going on Parker? You used to want to buttfuck everything including the octomom now you just keep posting stuff about how you don’t want to or you aren’t sure you would.
I think you are just in a buttfucking rut. You’ll get out of it and get back to buttfucking everything with a butthole in no time. Hang in there, bud.
ing | January 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm
haha @ shirt. want.
oscar | January 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Who is this old fart?
HackSaw | January 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I’d hit it.
Jimbean03 | January 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm
HAHAHA!!! “I’m pregnant?” Dude, you are the man!
Jessie | January 22, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Everyone knows that females exceeding the height of 5’9” are super cool and crazy sexy. Check this cool site: — T a l l h u b . c o m –, many sexy tall girls or handsome guys like seeking fun on it!
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I like her figure! Way to go Britney!
darcy | January 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Britney Spears fat jokes are not funny or original or interesting. You’re a piece of shit.
guys who live in their mother's basements | January 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm
she’s not even doing anything? she’s working out and covered up. go pick on somebody else asshole.
Yay Britney | January 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Thank you for posting Britney again.
But wait, where’s the boobs. I want to see me some Britney titters.
Tits, tits, tits. Give me my crazy batshit Britney tits. Now!
vdls | January 22, 2010 at 3:13 pm
#19 britney’s “tits” are some of the ugliest small little saggy things on the planet. Nice hairline, dummy. God what an ugly stupid bitch.
Veronica | January 22, 2010 at 3:53 pm
indeed, funny
bet you a million dollars that she has no idea who Richard Nixon was.
she is prob in good shape | January 22, 2010 at 6:09 pm
20 – you sound angry – why don’t you shoot yourself in the face and get it over with
small tits? | January 22, 2010 at 6:26 pm
out of rihanna, drea de matteo, hayden panittiere, and zoe saldana, britney has the biggest tits – and drea de matteo’s are saggier and have less volume – and that woman is hard and ugly looking. why are people so tough on britney? Is it because of what she used to look like in 2001/2002? she obviously doesn’t give a shit – I prefer to knock women down who are trying to impress people.
Tarzan | January 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm
wonder what all you rednecks look like after a gym session…and shes rich she doesn’t have to look good all the time!
joho777 | January 22, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Britney is as dumb as a box of rocks, but I see her point.
It is her millions and she should be able to do what she wants: Eat snacks all day and go shopping!
Making her work out and go on tour lip-synching her old songs and shuffle around the stage is just slave labor.
FREE BRITNEY! BRAIN-DEAD OR NOT!
susit5e75ews | January 23, 2010 at 2:01 am
No kidding me! Do you support lesbian marriage? It is actually difficult to find a lesbian girl in real life. But is it is very easy to meet one at__Lescupids.com__ this site has many lesbian singles with verified photo. Come and find a special one~~ No, men are not allowed,please!
Tire Swing | January 23, 2010 at 3:06 am
Funny!
S. | January 23, 2010 at 11:10 am
I think she looks quite good
Rasputins Liver | January 23, 2010 at 8:32 pm
*
She really is an ugly looking chick these days. Hard to believe she once looked cute. But that was way back in her youth while her body and face were still young and cute.
Now she’s nearly thirty and she is not aging well at all. And her face literally has gone from cute to ugly. She’s hard to look at these days.
*
Stephanie | January 24, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Her shirt must be want ad. What does she want? DICK! When does she want it?? NOW!! (or right after she drinks that 3049896306th starbucks coffee).
HEAVEN 4 RENT | January 24, 2010 at 7:53 pm
she looks better than before
dancy | January 24, 2010 at 8:21 pm
I am not sure about this. Recently, I came across a hot bbw dating cite.^^^^PlusFlirt____ CooM^^^^..nice and free place for BBWs and handsome men to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. OO…….
me again | January 24, 2010 at 8:36 pm
yuck
paolo | January 24, 2010 at 10:31 pm
lol…why does it have to say that she’s pretending….everyone’s needs that…he wants to be healthy and fit….anyway you guys can check this out..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU
redsonja1313 | January 25, 2010 at 12:37 am
hmmmmmmmmmmmm seems Daddy has stopped putting crushing up Zoloft & Haldol it into her Fruity Pebbles
kitty | January 25, 2010 at 3:59 am
It’s a poor photo. Britney looks hot indeed. Here is her new photos – http://www.nudebritney.org
broadband | January 27, 2010 at 5:47 am
Wow she sure is desperate for headlines if she now has to drop the names of ppl less famous than herself for a good time.
ALl the things in that area to see and she took her children to see a candy store. A child’s dream come true and yet they were in tears.
christian louboutin | February 20, 2010 at 2:22 pm
high heel shoes for each part of each line are sexy delicate,with big red leather at the end of special attention.Louboutin shoes,together with the other shoes that put too much difference for me is the idea.Christian Louboutin shoes design and materials are in line,are good materials,with large leather more comfortable at the end of the.
Christian Louboutin | May 18, 2010 at 5:30 am
Now she’s nearly thirty and she is not aging well at all. And her face literally has gone from cute to ugly. She’s hard to look at these days.
ed hardy clothing | May 18, 2010 at 5:31 am
I think she looks quite good
vibram five fingers | May 18, 2010 at 5:33 am
lol…why does it have to say that she’s pretending….everyone’s needs that…he wants to be healthy and fit….anyway you guys can check this
christian louboutin | May 25, 2010 at 3:00 am
Thanks of your infomation,i have read it is very helpful for me.
Christian Louboutin Shoes | May 28, 2010 at 3:21 am
Thanks of your infomation,i have read it is very helpful for me.
Christian Louboutin Shoes | June 3, 2010 at 9:24 am
Before the last British, Choo has been living in birthplace – Penang, Malaysia. Father, also a shoemaker, would do all kinds of shoes, hand is not bad. But in those days, shoes, fashion sense not only use value, plus sell it very cheap and the Chou family’s life has been very difficult. As the small monasteries Choo seven-year-old when the steps are already familiar with shoemaking a, Christian Dior shoe, to a 11-year-old will be able to make their own pair of slippers, although generally it is the shoe by hand the first master. Because of family relationship after only read “Six” and Choo are also forced to drop out of school, her father making shoes to make ends meet formally. However, at the time of Penang, the shoemaker is being looked down on the job, neither living nor technical content, for example, Choo has been a local girl married to a shoemaker if, necessarily lead to strong opposition from his family, to show the status at the shoemaker lower.