Britney Spears reportedly handed a homeless man $300 after being approached in her car shortly after withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM.
“Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.” Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good – for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”
The only good Britney Spears has done for the world is perfecting the art of deep frying entire cows before dipping them in chocolate. I hear Mother Teresa was working on a similar project but gave up on the dream. Does that make Britney Spears a better person than Mother Teresa? That’s for history to decide.
the girl behind her looks like she regrets her life
Not sure if this has been pointed out already because I don’t have the time to read all these comments from fucking twits like danielle, but:
That’s no homeless guy – it’s Fed-Ex just getting his monthly allowance!
I heard the full story is that the homeless guy had just stolen curtains from a mobile home and Britney paid $300 for them. She later made them into a dress, apparently.
(52)You’re cheering me up dear.
51–bahahahahahahahahaha
Actually, I think the lady behind her is looking in her purse wondering where the $300.00 dollars she had went to.
To paraphrase the great band ZZ Top, “Jesus just left Chicago. And he’s bound to be pissed at this…”
I am starting my own website – it’s called http://www.bumchickfights.com...
Basically, I find the skankiest homeless broads I can find on the street and pay them to fight, but the DIFFERENCE with MY website is that after they kick the shit out of each other, they have sex…
Thank you for your support…
like Brit ho cares what he does with it, or what happens. So long as there was at least witness to her awesomeness and her compassion, that’s all that matters. Do you honestly think she still would have done anything if no one else were around?
She might as well try to do something productive with it, she’s not buying underwear with it.
lmao@ the chcik behind her.
53–how very Scarlett O’Hara of her!(The name VonTrapp also comes to mind.)
27–Maybe it was a big shiny Cheet-o?
Still LMFAO@ ‘looney eyes’ and ‘saint forehead’=))
If it actually happened, that’s nice of her.
God he must’ve ate a helluva pussy for $300, but you know what they say about homeless men – they’re hungry.
God he must’ve ate a helluva pussy for $300, but you know what they say about homeless men – they’re hungry.
If I say it twice it must be true
#39. At least that’s the story I gave the cops after they arrested me for trolling for homeless street cock, …
True story.
First she offered him Sean Preston.
Maybe she should give that guy who’s with her some money to wash his nasty blue jeans.
Her telephone number was on one of the bills. That’s the kind of men she likes and that’s how she gets them.
Pure class.
giving money to hobos…dating hobos…it’s all the same for britney!