Britney Spears gives Jesus some competition
Britney Spears reportedly handed a homeless man $300 after being approached in her car shortly after withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM.
“Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.” Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good – for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”
The only good Britney Spears has done for the world is perfecting the art of deep frying entire cows before dipping them in chocolate. I hear Mother Teresa was working on a similar project but gave up on the dream. Does that make Britney Spears a better person than Mother Teresa? That’s for history to decide.