Britney Spears reportedly handed a homeless man $300 after being approached in her car shortly after withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM.
“Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.” Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good – for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”
The only good Britney Spears has done for the world is perfecting the art of deep frying entire cows before dipping them in chocolate. I hear Mother Teresa was working on a similar project but gave up on the dream. Does that make Britney Spears a better person than Mother Teresa? That’s for history to decide.
danielle | January 12, 2007 at 10:14 am
first
RussianMafia | January 12, 2007 at 10:16 am
And then the homeless guy OD’d on crack/meth/dope. Thanks, Britney, for the buzz
heyheyhey | January 12, 2007 at 10:17 am
last!
jst | January 12, 2007 at 10:17 am
Brit only paid the guy so that he’ll hold her spot on the street corner that she’s been working lately.
By the way, posting “first” is so f’ing lame.
heyheyhey | January 12, 2007 at 10:17 am
dammit, not anymore
Trey | January 12, 2007 at 10:19 am
britney is hot.
Spindoc | January 12, 2007 at 10:20 am
The man later bought $280.00 of crack and a $20.00 baseball bat, went on a drug feuled rampage and killed several people who’s families are now sueing Miss Spears for several million dollars.
heyheyhey | January 12, 2007 at 10:20 am
she should’ve kept the money so she can start savin for some lipo…and rehab. and facial reconstruction. and a bribe to stop the social workers from taking her kids away. and alimony for when they do take her kids away and k-fed has them. but mostly for lipo
pirateatthedisco | January 12, 2007 at 10:21 am
Hmmm. What a change of character she’s having lately. Mommy….Paris Hilton’s BFF for life…randomly handing out 300 dollars….
Btw, telling the person who posted “1st” how effing lame they are, is pretty effing lame. ;)
pirateatthedisco | January 12, 2007 at 10:22 am
Hmmm. What a change of character she’s having lately. Mommy….Paris Hilton’s BFF for life…randomly handing out 300 dollars….
Btw, telling the person who posted “1st” how effing lame they are, is pretty effing lame. ;)
ptprez | January 12, 2007 at 10:23 am
…stupid bitch should have given him $10 then spent $290 on her fucked-up fingernails…pompas whore…
phungi | January 12, 2007 at 10:23 am
I wonder if she hiked up her jesus smock and let him pluck the cash from her underware-less cooter?
Mae | January 12, 2007 at 10:24 am
What is with people trying to be first commenter or caring if they are? Who the hell cares… All that matters here is… Britney is HIDEOUS. White to the T.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 10:26 am
The woman in the background is praying for her not to pull up her dress…Instinct?
Nando | January 12, 2007 at 10:26 am
14th!!!!!!
Britney sucks hebroos!
Nando | January 12, 2007 at 10:26 am
Damn, I was 15th. LOL!!!
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 10:28 am
Slowly i’ve to admit,she looks better this time.In this wide dress.
GnomeCorp | January 12, 2007 at 10:32 am
At least she’s getting in shape!
GreenEyedBlue | January 12, 2007 at 10:32 am
Jessica Alba gives guys erections; Britney Spears makes women in the background cry. Probably crying from the acrid smell of herpes and cheetos.
basicheadrush | January 12, 2007 at 10:35 am
The day that Britney Spears makes a glorious comeback and becomes a successful ANYTHING again will be the day I sell all my worldly possessions and go on a three week bender. At least when the apocalypse comes I’ll be too drunk to know.
misanthrope | January 12, 2007 at 10:35 am
Um, why is she hiking up her dress? Is she afraid she’ll trip over it? ‘I got me a long dress y’all’. Or is she scratching her leg ever so daintily?
I think she just wanted a date with the homeless fella.
TMQuinn | January 12, 2007 at 10:37 am
The best part of all this is that she’s now going to have legions of homeless people following her around begging her for money…
Alex | January 12, 2007 at 10:38 am
Sources tell me the guy that received the $300 was none other than Isaac Cohen. Not sure who he is, but he I think he is Jewish.
By sources, I mean the people who go, “Ching chong, ching chong, Danny Devito. Ching chong, ching chong, was drunk…”
RussianMafia | January 12, 2007 at 10:43 am
Have you considered that her beauty is the REAL beauty, like “crazy people are the most sane”?
wedgeone | January 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
And didn’t we all see pics of Paris Hilton doing the EXACT same thing coming out of a McDonald’s drive thru a few months back?
Fuckin’ repeatin’ piece of shit. We’re coming out of the booth!! Do something original in your life for once … something that isn’t morally bankrupt.
BTW, Where’d her big boobies go? From this pic, all we can see is big shiny forehead.
Sidney | January 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
Mother Teresa definitely had more fashion sense.
aydien | January 12, 2007 at 10:48 am
Please note: she found something shiny on the ground! Possibly a quarter… possible a semen soaked condom reflecting the street light.
Other than that, I’ve never seen anyone else so happy to find something on the ground before eating it.
ToiletDuck | January 12, 2007 at 10:50 am
If I was the homeless guy, I would likely rather have had her give me a blowjob…but that’s just me…
I think it’s nice that she is giving away her “panty money” since she saves so much $$ by not wearing any underwear…
misanthrope | January 12, 2007 at 10:50 am
@27… LMAO. ‘Shiny!’
carpemundus | January 12, 2007 at 10:50 am
she better start saving some of that money. thats k-fed money now
http://www.carpemundus.com – britney’s broke
combustion8 | January 12, 2007 at 10:56 am
saint forehead
evian_baby | January 12, 2007 at 11:00 am
That is pretty nice of her though, i feel really sorry for homeless people, although id never give them anything, ever, unless i wanted to make up for some serious bad.
discerningcritic | January 12, 2007 at 11:00 am
Britney Spears is listed as the #3 FUGLIEST PERSON on this list…
http://www.knover.com/Search/fugly
I don’t agree with number 1…she is hot
Britney=FUGLY (which sucks…she use to be bangin…)
ToiletDuck | January 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
Maybe she can take the homeless guy back to her mansion and get him to babysit the kids…
normella | January 12, 2007 at 11:16 am
I can’t knock her for the good intentions, even if the homeless guy is probably buying booze or something.
I was going to do something similar for Christmas, but I was going to give money to the guys who sell flowers/fruit/teddy bears on the sides of the streets. I never got around to it. Guess I’m not as holy as Britney Spears. :(
jrzmommy | January 12, 2007 at 11:16 am
Don’t ATMs have limits on how much you can withdraw? like $250 a day? So, basically, she had a shitload of cash on her, withdrew another shitload of cash and gave a homeless dude $300 of it…………my bullshit detector just blew up.
misanthrope | January 12, 2007 at 11:17 am
How does she figure out who’s homeless and who isn’t? I would think that would be confusing for her.
whitegold | January 12, 2007 at 11:19 am
Damn, I want that homeless guys job!!! $300 for the few seconds it takes to knock on someone’s car window. So let’s see, that’s $300 / 5 secs, which equals $3,600 per minute, which equals $216K per hour!!! Damn, I had no idea being homeless was so lucrative. And yet, that’s still less money than BS makes per hour…doesn’t seem right, does it…
RichPort | January 12, 2007 at 11:19 am
I once gave two homeless guys $300 a piece to fight each other. Big fucking deal…
schack | January 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
i agree with the crazy/sane comment. i think britney is just a good person who’s been really unlucky. you can’t swim with the sharks unless you are one. but in the spirit of this website, it sure is fun to watch her be eaten alive.
MrSemprini | January 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
She din’t gimme no $300. She gave me a welfare wallet with 3 dollars and some gummied up pennies. Crack ho…
schack | January 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
what i wanna know is what her quacks are prescribing her! she’s got loony eyes lately
schack | January 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
what are her quacks prescribing her? she’s got such loony eyes lately
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
I gave one time a homeless guy a $320 bill,true story.
combustion8 | January 12, 2007 at 11:27 am
@35
you seem very noble, what are you doing here?
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 11:32 am
He was very thankfull and he ran away to buy booze and smokes.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
It’s allways good to see those people cheering up.
schumi | January 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
Oh WOW! $300…that’s like me giving $1. She’s a bloody saint! *sarcasm*
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 11:45 am
I think i’m gonna put my toyota Camry on e-bay…
misanthrope | January 12, 2007 at 11:50 am
Its like me giving out a ball of lint, then making sure everyone knows about it, because I want them to like me and forget about the fact that I’m a train wreck. It didn’t work.