Britney Spears gives birth

krisdylee, actually Ann Murray had a fling back in the ’70s, don’t tell anyone cause I was like 8.

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if the baby looked like Tom Cruise.

A boy..too bad. She had such a creative baby girl name ready..Jaimlynn or something.
Knowing that I wonder what she is going to name the boy..Preston Sean? Crap they almost had the same birthday. What a tool.

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if the baby looked like Tom Cruise.

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if the baby locked lick Tom Cruise.

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if the baby licked lock Tom Cruise.

Hey wouldn’t it be funny if the baby licked lock Tom Cruise.

Hey wouldn’t it fe bunny if the baby tocked tick Tom Cruise.

Ok, that’s enough.

hey wouldnt it be funny if you errr didn’t do that.

It looks like a little loco-weed got mixed in with shmoodys feed.

“HUH!? Reeally?!”

http://www.whatthesha.com

This baby is going to totally change Kevin.

Ya think, #63? That’ll be cool–give Britney a rest from having to change him all the time. Those Depnds can really reek.

Superfish you continue to amuse and mystify. You have saved me from many a long boring day at work. Gratitude.

Congrats to Britney. Here’s to the baby looking more evil than SP.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

Maybe now she’ll quit grossing me out with her maternity lingerie day-wear.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060913/en_afp/afpentertainmentus

hehe maybe she’ll wear real clothes now :-P

i’m tired of seeing her boobies and legs.. sheesh

She’ll be pregnant again by the end of the week.

Well, there’s nothing to say but…

Congratulations, Britney…and try not to drive with the baby on your lap.

Nothin’ says White Trash like birthin’ y’all some Irish Twins.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_twins

Oh my god, this is some FUNNY shit! Love the new nose Sarah!!!

http://sjtlq.blogspot.com/

Let me look into my bag of ‘do I fucking care’? Hold on. Wait. Oh. Nope. I don’t give a fuck.

They should just go ahead and name the kid Fucktard right now and save the rest of us all the trouble.

#30 She had talent??

Hold on, it was earlier than expected and born at 2am. Are we sure it was a c-section? He/She/It (shit?) might have just fallen out.

Kevin already has 2 kids call Kayne and Wayne or something in that old cuntry rhyming tradition. This one will prob’ly be called Spawn Piston.

So they’re calling outhouses Cedars Sinai these days…silly bayou folks.

45–yep, these are Irish twins — because SP hasn’t had his birthday yet so there isn’t a full year between them. But I think we should start calling them Trailerpark Twins.

Okay, Skip — I finally got my Vanity Fair (thanks, US Mail, you’re really on the ball) and YES, I agree with you, Suri looks like Bjork.

#9 – See? I knew you had it in you. That made me laugh.

Now see BitchPoorT, I didn’t even mention your pathetic, penis deprived, skank stripper wannabe ass.

You had to come on over to the next story and light a flame that you most certainly cannot put out.

Your lame comebacks are almost as good as the dirty hobag that lives on your lawn…even if it is your mother.

I’d advise you to take a seriously long slurp out of the Clorox bottle that your daddy hides under your kitchen sink….and then die. You’d be doing us both a favor.

#79 – Boring again. No creativity, no humor. No wonder they call you Dirtbag. The funniest thing you’ve done so far is use my name, and that was pretty yamn inducing. What a fucking moron. What’s wrong? Can’t find friends at MySpace or Zanga? Go play nice with rmeno… run along now. Idiot.

I think Kevin wanted to name the baby “Pre-nup begone” or “This will keep the money coming in” or maybe even “Shit out more gold you stupid hick cow” or “Can I borrow some money?”

But Brittany finally settled on Elmer Cletus Lemuel Spears Federline.

Can’t wait to see pictures of the baby calf!

#72 thank you for making my day.

how many babies she has now? i have a weird impression that she is constantly pregnant. but maybe that’s because i’m not up-to-date with all the info

>>”http://sjtlq.blogspot.com/”

What the fuck? This site has been taken over by stalker hags and fat moms. Save your argument for the PTA meeting, you fucking cuntrags.

Ah, he’s out. You know what this means folks. The uterino is free! Round 3 coming up!

No talent K-Fed really needs to stop breeding. Four kids is enough and everyone knows he doesn’t give a shit about any of them.

While I’m glad to see (hope?) that she won’t be able to name this one “Jailyn,” I am sorta fearful for what she’s gonna come up with for another boy name. Sean Preston isn’t too horrible (though what’s wrong with just “Sean,” you stupid hayseed?), but I swear to god, if she gives the new kid a rhyming name, like Don Tristan or some shit like that, I am gonna go to California and kick her in the stomach several times. No, I’m gonna do something worse. I’m gonna steal her Cheetos and her white platform flip-flops. Then I’ll kick K-Fed in the junk so hard it makes him sterile. Actually, I may do that anyway.

Billy Joe Jim Bob.
they’ll call him “bubba”.

@38-
i believe that was jrzmommy, and it cracked me up, too!

Oh God, since she didn’t get the little girl that she so desperately wanted, she’ll probably be knocked up again in a week. The world cannot handle yet ANOTHER Spears/Federtard spawn, especially a mini-Shitney. I hope the doctor tied her tubes while he was in there….it’s for the good of humanity!

I heard a rumor that this new one is to be named “Sutton Pierce,” which is actually not as bad as it could be but definitely not as good as CletusBob K-Fuck-Pants.

THANK GOD! Now if the baby machine can put K Fed on hold for awhile maybe that whale can get back in decent shape,AND FIX THAT HAIR GOD DAMN IT!

well, i guess…that’s…uh….news