The National Enquirer and Us Weekly are reporting that Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy just before 2AM at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center today. Although the fact that it appears in The National Enquirer should automatically make it untrue. They could print an article about George Washington being the first American President and then somehow days later new evidence would reveal it was really just some guy named Cletus.
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May I be the first to congratulate Britney on the Birthin’
*cue banjo
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who cares?
Where’s the photos? Don’t bullshit me and say it’s too soon. Gimmie the damn baby photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say what you want about Brit and Fed, but, at least they don’t photoshop thier tater tots and shop at the Neo Asian Baby store.
I don’t think I can express in words how much I don’t give a fuck.
Sucks being one of the first posters.
Give me some newbie to tear into.
Someone who says some gay shit like, “Gee, I think it’s really neat that she finally had her baby, I think she’s so smart and I want to be just like her.”
Bring it on Fago’s!!!
Hopeless
She named her baby Cletus???
I can’t wait for the day this kid grows up so he can slap britney for being a whorish cuntry mother.
WTF? Looks they took it cesarean through her left knee-cap? Creepy. . .
yipee kiiii yiii yeah.. i guess the name li’l jaylbait will have to be exchanged for li’l jaylfag? of course, considering these two don’t seem to know the difference between male and female anatomical correctness, won’t much matter now huh? baby probably would have been bigger had she consumed less taco hell and consumed more prenatal vitamins.. not to mention laying off the damned smokes.. and the crack.. oh happy day is here at last.. one more tot to play pop and drop with..
Gee, I think it’s really neat that she finally had her baby, I think she’s so smart and I want to be just like her.
Oh yeah, and Suri Cruise looks like Bjork. In a bad way.
5 – The baby’s name is to be Jailin’.
** Jaelyn
in other news, tom cruise offered the cuntry girl a million dollars for her placenta. hmmmmm
She kind of reminds me of a stuffed animal. Looking at those pictures anyways.
For you B.S. lovers, click the link under this and strip her naked.
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/images/maze.swf
Shaun
Yes, she had the baby, but being such a remarkable parent she left the hospital without the child.
that’s my baby and everyone knows it.
C-secs are for wimps!
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Poor Brit Brit. Nobody gives 2 shits. Will this one even make the cover of any rags later in the week?
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“A” boy? I thought pigs technically had litters.
By the way, my Uncle Cletus only says he’s George Washington to make Dirtbag damnYELL feel important when he’s ass-reaming her, after drinking to much at the family barbeque and taking out his dentures. Uncle Cletus is a skeevy fuck, buthe has a humungous cock. Me, I just say shut up slut and stick my filthy socks in her mouth…
So much for the “same birthday” thing.
And, yes, I don’t care either.
She still has hot legs
Oh and what is the deal with the straw cowboy hat? Did she decide that the world needed to be reminded that she is the “hick who loves dick”
** Gellin like Magellan
**jailhag
Before you know it they’ll be selling that kid on ebay to buy smokes and cheetos.
**jewbastard
**Hey
** DevilsSpawn
**OrangeHue
Angry Ferret — nice catch on the left knee scar that is creepy
That’s from the surgery when she had her talent removed.
Angry I know I am new here, (so please don’t blast me into hell (a/k/a Paris Hilton’s vagina)) but don’t you have to have talent before it can be removed?
True. There is the tiny scar on the outside of her left leg that you can’t see. They put in a little talent, but it started to go to her head. So they had to remove it.
PS – Nice one.
Cool- I am probably going to get trashed by hopless but I just love the fact she just has a kid, just a normal kid in a normal hospital. She dosn’t take over a third world country, have some weird religious rituals or make her kid wear veils.
Brit has kids that shit, dribble and scream just like every other kid. At least there is one normal (well I can’t say down to earth can I) celebrity… mind you it does mean there is not much to bag out but it’s still refreshing
“Gee, I think it’s really neat that she finally had her baby, I think she’s so smart and I want to be just like her.”
She wasn’t supposed to have a girl ?
She might be naming him “The Other Baby” not to get confused with two -different- names …
Apparently, Kevin didn’t want the children to share the same special day … I’m beginning to think that he’s the brain in the couple …
@35 “I’m beginning to think that he’s the brain in the couple”
That my friend is like being the world’s tallest midget or the greatest rock band from Canada
@36 You’re absolutely right !!
So we’re about 20 years from Britney not getting her deposit back from some Bahamian resort, right?
Angry I know I am new here, (so please don’t blast me into hell (a/k/a Paris Hilton’s vagina)) but don’t you have to have talent before it can be removed?
Very good reflight.
Somebody made that comment in the Anna Nicole thread and it was so fucking funny amidst all the Tucker/Fucker stuff. I’ll give credit when I find it again.
Finally. After all the people that have gotten into into her vagina, someone has finally come out of it.
#10 – Post 5 was just a joke…..
I thought she had a c-section? That’s an odd time to schedule one.
Now does this classify as “Irish twins”???
#24… I KNEW you couldn’t stay away. Email me you hot fucker.
shmoody, OBVIOUSLY you have never listened to Ann Murray.
Fuck.
#43.. So was #’s 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, and 28
Email your own self you slut.
@45. Yes, this does technically make them Irish twins, but let’s not insult the Irish by calling them that.