The National Enquirer and Us Weekly are reporting that Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy just before 2AM at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center today. Although the fact that it appears in The National Enquirer should automatically make it untrue. They could print an article about George Washington being the first American President and then somehow days later new evidence would reveal it was really just some guy named Cletus.
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CelebSlam.com | September 12, 2006 at 1:52 pm
May I be the first to congratulate Britney on the Birthin’
*cue banjo
http;//www.celebslam.com
griffmills | September 12, 2006 at 1:58 pm
who cares?
PaisleyMoon | September 12, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Where’s the photos? Don’t bullshit me and say it’s too soon. Gimmie the damn baby photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say what you want about Brit and Fed, but, at least they don’t photoshop thier tater tots and shop at the Neo Asian Baby store.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 12, 2006 at 2:01 pm
I don’t think I can express in words how much I don’t give a fuck.
Sucks being one of the first posters.
Give me some newbie to tear into.
Someone who says some gay shit like, “Gee, I think it’s really neat that she finally had her baby, I think she’s so smart and I want to be just like her.”
Bring it on Fago’s!!!
Hopeless
PunjabPete | September 12, 2006 at 2:04 pm
She named her baby Cletus???
bigponie | September 12, 2006 at 2:04 pm
I can’t wait for the day this kid grows up so he can slap britney for being a whorish cuntry mother.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 12, 2006 at 2:10 pm
WTF? Looks they took it cesarean through her left knee-cap? Creepy. . .
dupababy | September 12, 2006 at 2:10 pm
yipee kiiii yiii yeah.. i guess the name li’l jaylbait will have to be exchanged for li’l jaylfag? of course, considering these two don’t seem to know the difference between male and female anatomical correctness, won’t much matter now huh? baby probably would have been bigger had she consumed less taco hell and consumed more prenatal vitamins.. not to mention laying off the damned smokes.. and the crack.. oh happy day is here at last.. one more tot to play pop and drop with..
Skip Smith | September 12, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Gee, I think it’s really neat that she finally had her baby, I think she’s so smart and I want to be just like her.
Oh yeah, and Suri Cruise looks like Bjork. In a bad way.
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:19 pm
5 – The baby’s name is to be Jailin’.
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:19 pm
** Jaelyn
bigponie | September 12, 2006 at 2:21 pm
in other news, tom cruise offered the cuntry girl a million dollars for her placenta. hmmmmm
Shaun | September 12, 2006 at 2:22 pm
She kind of reminds me of a stuffed animal. Looking at those pictures anyways.
For you B.S. lovers, click the link under this and strip her naked.
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/images/maze.swf
Shaun
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Yes, she had the baby, but being such a remarkable parent she left the hospital without the child.
TheHappyRobot | September 12, 2006 at 2:27 pm
that’s my baby and everyone knows it.
JoannieBalonie | September 12, 2006 at 2:28 pm
C-secs are for wimps!
CooterPunch | September 12, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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Poor Brit Brit. Nobody gives 2 shits. Will this one even make the cover of any rags later in the week?
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RichPort | September 12, 2006 at 2:32 pm
“A” boy? I thought pigs technically had litters.
By the way, my Uncle Cletus only says he’s George Washington to make Dirtbag damnYELL feel important when he’s ass-reaming her, after drinking to much at the family barbeque and taking out his dentures. Uncle Cletus is a skeevy fuck, buthe has a humungous cock. Me, I just say shut up slut and stick my filthy socks in her mouth…
Giggles | September 12, 2006 at 2:33 pm
So much for the “same birthday” thing.
And, yes, I don’t care either.
ndoz | September 12, 2006 at 2:34 pm
She still has hot legs
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Oh and what is the deal with the straw cowboy hat? Did she decide that the world needed to be reminded that she is the “hick who loves dick”
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:43 pm
** Gellin like Magellan
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:43 pm
**jailhag
BigJim | September 12, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Before you know it they’ll be selling that kid on ebay to buy smokes and cheetos.
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:44 pm
**jewbastard
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:44 pm
**Hey
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:45 pm
** DevilsSpawn
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 2:47 pm
**OrangeHue
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Angry Ferret — nice catch on the left knee scar that is creepy
Angry Ferret Jones | September 12, 2006 at 2:55 pm
That’s from the surgery when she had her talent removed.
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Angry I know I am new here, (so please don’t blast me into hell (a/k/a Paris Hilton’s vagina)) but don’t you have to have talent before it can be removed?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 12, 2006 at 3:05 pm
True. There is the tiny scar on the outside of her left leg that you can’t see. They put in a little talent, but it started to go to her head. So they had to remove it.
PS – Nice one.
Dory | September 12, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Cool- I am probably going to get trashed by hopless but I just love the fact she just has a kid, just a normal kid in a normal hospital. She dosn’t take over a third world country, have some weird religious rituals or make her kid wear veils.
Brit has kids that shit, dribble and scream just like every other kid. At least there is one normal (well I can’t say down to earth can I) celebrity… mind you it does mean there is not much to bag out but it’s still refreshing
piratekuhnbeard | September 12, 2006 at 3:08 pm
“Gee, I think it’s really neat that she finally had her baby, I think she’s so smart and I want to be just like her.”
Skönflicka | September 12, 2006 at 3:19 pm
She wasn’t supposed to have a girl ?
She might be naming him “The Other Baby” not to get confused with two -different- names …
Apparently, Kevin didn’t want the children to share the same special day … I’m beginning to think that he’s the brain in the couple …
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 3:20 pm
@35 “I’m beginning to think that he’s the brain in the couple”
That my friend is like being the world’s tallest midget or the greatest rock band from Canada
Skönflicka | September 12, 2006 at 3:27 pm
@36 You’re absolutely right !!
reflight | September 12, 2006 at 3:28 pm
So we’re about 20 years from Britney not getting her deposit back from some Bahamian resort, right?
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Angry I know I am new here, (so please don’t blast me into hell (a/k/a Paris Hilton’s vagina)) but don’t you have to have talent before it can be removed?
shmoody | September 12, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Very good reflight.
reflight | September 12, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Somebody made that comment in the Anna Nicole thread and it was so fucking funny amidst all the Tucker/Fucker stuff. I’ll give credit when I find it again.
LoneWolf | September 12, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Finally. After all the people that have gotten into into her vagina, someone has finally come out of it.
PunjabPete | September 12, 2006 at 3:51 pm
#10 – Post 5 was just a joke…..
jane's eyre | September 12, 2006 at 3:59 pm
I thought she had a c-section? That’s an odd time to schedule one.
krisdylee | September 12, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Now does this classify as “Irish twins”???
krisdylee | September 12, 2006 at 4:11 pm
#24… I KNEW you couldn’t stay away. Email me you hot fucker.
krisdylee | September 12, 2006 at 4:12 pm
shmoody, OBVIOUSLY you have never listened to Ann Murray.
Fuck.
amhi | September 12, 2006 at 4:13 pm
#43.. So was #’s 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, and 28
BigJim | September 12, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Email your own self you slut.
theyareidiots | September 12, 2006 at 4:17 pm
@45. Yes, this does technically make them Irish twins, but let’s not insult the Irish by calling them that.