Britney Spears was offered a second chance to perform on Extra who apparently felt bad about the pop star’s VMA performance. Ok! Magazine reports:
The folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single “Gimme More” another try. The show says they will open their studio stage up to her so that can she can try to prove to everyone she is ready for her comeback.
So what is the motto over at Extra? “Two train wrecks are better than one?” Do you think Britney will actually take the offer? You know, really lay off the booze, send Criss Angel packing and give it her all. Eh, who am I kidding? She’s at Burger King right now, crying her way through a second Whopper, wondering if she can get “Crossroads 2″ green-lit. Ooh, a bit harsh? Yeah, I’m sorry, it’s just this new Braille keyboard. Last night my eyes got pissed and fled the country so I’m a tad bit salty. I’ll play nice. Like Britney’s kids are doing right now – in traffic.
RIGHT ON!
hey Annie Rexia stop being so agressive towards Britney. Your empty life wont change if she dies or something like that. I thought your comment was disgusting. I know that Britney is falling apart, but wishing her to die is the worst( and cruel) thing i read until now…Please calm down!
102. My life is only as empty as your head, sweets.
Listen, the sad truth of it all is…..
She’s rich. She can make a living off of acting like trailer trash, all the while waddling those thick legs to the bank to cash in while we schlep off to work every day dreaming of a 5% raise and extra week of vacation.
*cries*
No way is she 120 lbs. She looks about 135-140 lbs. I am 132 lbs and I look smaller than her. She is not fat at all. She should have not worn that outfit. It is too small on her. She needs to wear clothesthat fit her body and stop dressing how she did 10 years when her body was awesome. Her performance sucked big time.
You know whats better than watching a train wreck? WATCHING TWO TRAIN WRECKS! I say…GO FOR IT BRIT BRIT!
Wow! You can get five percent? I only got like 2.4 percent last year.
I am still dry heaving from that performance. I never thought she was talented; now she is full blown hideous. There are no redeeming qualities unless you count her money.
That stocky oaf needs a major time out. She was never a great singer and the dancing was always robotic… now!
Could someone at least make a citizen’s arrest with all the indecent exposure? If a man exposes himself it is a criminal offense, she is spreading herself nationally.
Time out. Someone go de-louse that mess. Shave her head again, diet, exercise, bath, get some medication.
She’s flushing her life down the toilet and heading for rock bottom…now you know her offspring are going to be messed up…and I don’t think she’s done. She’s young yet and sure to continue to spill her seed and add to her brood. Ever notice how she drags her anal glands all over car seats and barstools to leave her putrid scent?..and no underwear insures her secretions hit their mark.
It’s too late. She blew it. Going on a third-rate entertainment program is not going to help. Extra surely does not have the viewing audience that MTV VMAs had. In front of her music peers and the world, she blew it. So what if she couldn’t do her overproduced magic show…at least kill the choreography on stage like it was your last night to dance…that is what a real professional would do. “The Show Must Go On”. However, Britney has proven not to be a mature 26 year old mother of two who can be a shrewd, witty business woman (like Madonna, her idol), but a trainwreck, spoiled brat who reportedly refuses to listen to anyone’s advice. Her career will be over sooner than later.
That song couold have used some more cowbell…I have a fever for the bell
If only most of america could look so good after 2 kids. She needs help…again, like most americans. She is the perfect US Ambassador, 2 kids, 1/2 looped, Bi-Sexual, likes to be naked, likes to have sex, did I mention 1/2 looped?
GET OVER YOURSELF’S, SELF-RIGHTEOUS “PERFECT” ASSHOLES!
LAY OFF!
What is 1/2 looped?
I’m a “SELF-RIGHTEOUS “PERFECT” ASSHOLE.”
However, do not know what you are attempting to say.
Good luck with your GED this fall.
I hate how people say she looks better than 99% of America. Please. I know tons of mothers who have 3 or 4 kids and they look just as good as Britney. Heck, I have a 2 year old and I look pretty good. She is a mother of 2 kids she should not be wearing that shit.
Preface: Britney Spears is not the most talented singer out there by any stretch of the imagination. But……
This is not her fault. She’s just a naive, uneducated bumpkin who hit it big against the odds. After all, there are more talented girls living in obscurity all over the world.
No, the train wreck Britney Spears has become is the fault of her management and to a lesser extent, her family.
Someone who supposedly has her best interests in mind, would stop her from doing all these career wrecking moves. They would keep her in the studio, keep her practicing dance routines, hire a 24/7 stylist, a nutritionist and chef. They would have thrown her ass in rehab and left her there until she was detoxed and then kept her there a little longer for good measure. They would have taken a hit out on Ferderline, or if they didn’t want to go to that extreme, they should have at least bought him off. They would have kept her bumpkin relatives in line and stopped the mooching.
Take any young, stupid girl from Dogpatch, USA and set her down in the middle of Los Angeles with millions of dollars and the same thing will happen.
Therefore, she isn’t special. Just the victim of poor, stupid management.
Oh yeah, she’s the victim of poor managment, allright……..her own.
I’m pretty sure she’s missing 1-3 of her fake nails, also…
#113 – America. “Looped” means crazy.
Too bad you are a “SELF-RIGHTEOUS “PERFECT” ASSHOLE,” you may have had something clever and brilliant to say.
Love you Brit,
I did. Good luck with your GED classes.
However, I am sure you will disappoint your family ONCE again.
Oh, and try not to abbreviate what you write. It makes you look ignorant.
(She is the perfect US Ambassador, 2 kids, 1/2 looped, Bi-Sexual, likes to be naked, likes to have sex, did I mention 1/2 looped?)
Good luck, I am sure you will need it.
I for one have always hated Britney Spears’ “music”, her manufactured sound and
trying-too-hard “sexiness”. She comes off as a sweet, dumb country girl who got in way over her head with this whole fame thing, dumber than a bag of hammers and so other people had to run her career, because she sure as hell didn’t know what she was doing. Now people have grown tired of her, and rightly so. Her kind of schtick gets old after a while, and with no talent to back up her massive fame, what is supposed to do with herself?
That being said, that performance she gave was an absolute abomination, and she should be embarassed. Not because she looked fat, because she didn’t. I mean, that outfit did nothing for her twice-pregnant bod, but still, that wasn’t the problem. The problem was that she looked like she was hammered, high, not fully awake, or a combination of the three. No excitement
there, not one sign from her that she gets it, this is her BUSINESS, and she’d
better get out there and work it with everything she’s got. It was, quite frankly, embarassing to watch her get outclassed by a bunch of backup dancers, for Christ’s sake. And I don’t buy the whole excuse that she lip synchs because she dances. Lots of people dance around when they sing, or move around the stage and still manage to sing. She lip synchs because without studio equipment manipulating her voice to make it sound different, she wouldn’t sound any better than the drunks down at the hotel on karaoke night. And my ears were bleeding, that song was that bad.
Britney Spears isn’t a musician. What she is exactly, I don’t know. But if the stories are true about her messing around with ecstasy, cocaine and heroin are true, bombing on stage at an awards show and having a failing career are actually the least of her problems. I have to wonder-isn’t there anybody in this girl’s life who is willing to call her on her bullshit ways and stick by her while she gets the help she needs to put her life back together? If she keeps this
nonsense up, those two little boys are going to be without a mother, because she’s going to wind up taking a dirt nap before too much longer, and even though she comes across as an idiot, I don’t want to see that happen.
Ok, first of all – I’m just checking…Britney Spears is rich – is she not?
Because she sure doesn’t look rich. I’ve seen people who would considered “poor” with better hair extensions than this!
And you would think when she was making her big “comeback performance” she’d maybe take a couple minutes and get that pesky little fingernail of hers fixed, cuz you know – she wouldn’t WANT to look trashy on live national television, would she??? Hmmm…
The insanity plea doesn’t work on child custody cases Brit… sorry :P
p.s – check out picture number 3 – even her background dancer thinks she’s a Loser – lol
Gee, I wonder what is in thoses suckers??????
Also, why is the trurth not being told about the head shaving incident? I would guess Kevin was going to have a hair sample taken to see what drugs she is currently taking.
Golly, I bet he would know best.
Just my opinion.
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okay .. seriously .. she’s not what you’d say fat, she’s not model-anorexic skinny, no.
but she is somebody’s mom .. and she needs to stop being such a whore. stupid whore.
she really is a whore, but .. cmon .. okay she’s got some chub on her but she’s not your aunt’s daughter.
and she can’t sing .. she can moan like a goat, but singing? that’s a definate no.
that little whore.
Omg!? Was She Pregnant when she went up on stage like that?
I would be ashamed to be her child
Omg!? Was She Pregnant when she went up on stage like that?
I would be ashamed to be her child