Britney Spears was offered a second chance to perform on Extra who apparently felt bad about the pop star’s VMA performance. Ok! Magazine reports:
The folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single “Gimme More” another try. The show says they will open their studio stage up to her so that can she can try to prove to everyone she is ready for her comeback.
So what is the motto over at Extra? “Two train wrecks are better than one?” Do you think Britney will actually take the offer? You know, really lay off the booze, send Criss Angel packing and give it her all. Eh, who am I kidding? She’s at Burger King right now, crying her way through a second Whopper, wondering if she can get “Crossroads 2″ green-lit. Ooh, a bit harsh? Yeah, I’m sorry, it’s just this new Braille keyboard. Last night my eyes got pissed and fled the country so I’m a tad bit salty. I’ll play nice. Like Britney’s kids are doing right now – in traffic.
Who’s she?
first
If she took her clothes of and appeared in films where she gagged on a giant penis until she puked and shed tears, I’d yawn and look at something else…
She’s emptied, there’s nothing left. Not even Paris Hilton-level of fame left. Nothing.
Anorexic Twins do not approve.
Gimme, gimme more! More Cheetos!
she a whore with tits..
Who airbrushed those abs, Lucasfilm?
I want to say that this is like 3am on a night of drinking but at least drinking starts off nice. This was just like the University of Michigan’s season so far.
*shakes head sadly*
i heart making fun of britney:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/main_stream_media_britney_fail.php
I wonder how many of you assholes will be on her bandwagon when she makes her comeback in twenty years. You know this bitch is ripe for a rags to riches to rags back to riches story.
She is a product of our disgusting society in which parents whore out their children for the sake of a few pieces of gold. It is my suggestion that all members of the Spears family have their sex organs removed immediately before this becomes a longtime family business.
Too bad the only difference between the University of Michigan and Britney Spears is that 1. Britney looks a lot better than most people on your campus (Id even go as far to even include pregnant brit) and 2. University of Michigan people are retards while brit is just mildly retarded.
WOOP WOOP
University of Illinois is where its at bitches!
Shit! I Want a Moonman!
What does a black person has to do to get a moonman?
Extra needs to be be cancelled!
I feel really bad for her. I think everyone secretly really wants her to make a comeback. But up on that stage she looks totally “empty”. She looks like she’s confused, mildly drunk/high or lost it completely. It’s sad to because while she was never much of a singer she was always a good performer. If there was one thing she could do it was dance and put on a show, but she can’t even seem to get that together anymore. I watched this video and then i watched the video for Slave 4 U and she just doesn’t have that spring in her step anymore and she’s only in her 20′s. I still hope she comeback. They may not be incredibly deep songs or anything but she’s put out some catchy stuff to dance to and we all miss it….in secrecy.
*crosses fingers* Pleeeeeease let her think that this is a good idea….
Maybe if she appears on Extra she will have a wardrobe “malfunction”. In Brit’s case, sadly, it would mean her girdle would break and her huge stomach rolls would come pouring out, complete with french fry grease.
12 c’mon you could do better than that. how about something like ‘Michigan only goes down for a season’ or ‘Britney has more sacks’. There’s a lot of potential with that one…
I feel really bad for her. She has so much going for her. Sure, she has made a few mistakes (who hasn’t). We have the advantage of not being in the lime light 24/7 with every mistake waved for the world to see. Yes, she could have handled things differently in some cases but she just needs to find her feet again. She needs some stable ground in her life. (and panties)
I know that I wouldn’t be able to handle what she has been put through in these past few years. With everything being pasted all over the internet and news.
*now for the flamers*
Dear Me,
Britney has had many chances to right her sinking ship, and just won’t. She is her own worst enemy, and her circumstance as rich and famous is no factor in this. Fact is, her money give her more chances to get it together than the avergae person has. And you wouldn’t have to handle all the negatve press that Brit got unless you were a stupid as she is. So, if you are, then seek help now.
I’m surprised about the uproar over this performance. It sucked. Britney Spears sucks. She never was a good dancer, she always just barely remembered the words to her songs enough to lip-synch them. Where is the surprise, again?
If she had done this 5 years ago (or however long ago it was when people thought she was hot), people would have literally shit themselves. But now that she’s unpopular, people are more willing to see how bad she has always sucked, I guess.
As if all you assholes won’t be dying to see her on Extra if it happens. Then again, I’ll be watching too cuz I love train wrecks.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/15346373.html
kakaka ! her shoes are all broken.
I see things going one of 2 ways: 1) she will either have a total meltdown over this and we wont see or hear anything from her again (ie – mental institution for life or suicide) or 2) she actually realises her entire life is a total mess, admits to herself and the world she needs help, moves away from the spotlight (to a small town somewhere in the US without the ever-present media attention) seeks all the professinal help she needs, gets her shit totally together, gets in shape mentally and physically and THEN tries the comeback route.
Oh who am I kidding… # 2 is a pipedream of the 3 Britney fans left… I’ve got her on my dead pool listing…
Why does Britney deserve any sympathy? She’s not homeless. She doesn’t have cancer (as far as we know). She’s just not as famous (or, I guess, admired, and isn’t it pathetic that she was ever admired) as she once was. Since when does that justify a fucking telethon? MTV hasn’t been relevant for at least 10 years, so it’s kind of a race to see which has-been is more pathetic in this episode: MTV or Britney. Whatever Britney’s selling, no one (except for perverts) is buying anymore. Giving her face time is like handing crack to a junkie. She wants her fame back, dammit! Too bad, Britney. The people have spoken. Go away. We don’t want to see your cheap-ass burlesque show anymore. She was always just a couple steps above stripper in the entertainment hierarchy, and now she’s not even as good as a stripper act. So stop it. Just stop. Take whatever money you have left and be a used-to-be-famous person. That’s more than most of us will ever have, so take it and be gracious about it, you stupid hillbilly. Christ…
Um, weird…she’ll probably agree to it, then get drunk and not show up.
#11 LOL LOL LOL
The bottom line is… she HAS no innate creative talent. She is NOT a good singer, by any stretch… her dancing is boring at best… and she couldn’t write an interesting lyric if she was paid to.
Even Jewel could pull out an acoustic guitar and sing “Knocking on Heavens Door” or some other 3 chord standard that we would all go “wooo, sparse, edgy… folky…”. Britney? Wouldn’t even know which end of the guitar to strum. So she uses the only thing she ever really posessed…. her tits. And really, that wasn’t so hot.
She was, is, and always will be a creation of a marketing machine that did EVERYTHING for her. When she became a liability to that machine, they dumped the caboose. Any comeback based on HER abilities is going to be embarrassing and sad.
Take your money and run Britney. Stop trying to BE something you’re not.
will they give her a chance to redo her hair for the performance? at this point the buzz cut would be better than… whatever you call that thing on her head now.
Maybe Criss Angel can make her perform like a star in one of his magic shows. But she is looking better after having lost kid weight. She should give him the kids and go and party while she can still get it back together. C’mon Brit ” One more time”
Britney is an amazing dancer. Her performance just sucked. She WAS an amazing dancer though.
WTF????? Why oh why did they let her open the show??? Did anyone(?) from MTV watch rehersials? This wasn’t even close to being able to open the show with a bang..Why didn’t they give her a full length mirror to look at herself before taking stage??? Someone HAD to have told her the look she had chosen is for YOUNGer girls and women who have the body for it !!!!!!
As for the “performance”, well what can I say? Her heart obviously was not into it….I think they viewing audience has more uncomfortable than Brit appeared…I know I was embarassed for her……..
Pull it together girl ! Or your gonna lose your kids and career!
thats the worst weave i have ever seen??.. looks like a blind hooker glued that in for her. And in a close up photo.. shes missing one of her drugstore press on nails!!.. i have no pity though.. she asked for this hot mess!
Maybe it’s just me, but she looks hot in the still photos. I didn’t see the performance yet, though. Was it really that bad? :(
Britney decided to go out after the VMA’s and not wear panties! here are the pics!
http://kiss957.com/pages/jox/munchie.html
post a link to the video in your article, superfisch!
After the past 7 years I had no idea there were any Britney “fans” left…I figured all the stupid, deluded pre-teen idiots that idolized this fool had grown up and found better things to do. But oh well…I was wrong. After all, even Debbie Gibson still has a fan or two kicking around.
It’s funny listening to the retard “fans” spewing every excuse they can muster for this empty puppet of a “performer.” The best is the “Where is Criss Angel, I thought he would do something magic” crap. Listen up, retards: IF IT TAKES A FUCKING MAGICIAN TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU ARE A “MUSICIAN”, YOU AREN’T. If Shitney had an ounce of the talent you losers pretend she has, she would not have NEEDED a damned illusionist to spice up her act. Where were her overhyped “vocals” we’ve been hearing about? I thought she was supposed to be a great singer? Oh right–she lip-synched like Milli Vanilli. Hey I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that all her “music” had been done by a “ghost vocalist” in the end.
Britney Spears is what happens when the payola that propped you up as a “star” has gone away. This is the real Britney–a talentless hack who still doesn’t realise that she was used by the music industry as a sock puppet. Someday Justin Timberfuck is going to have the same “deer in headlights” look when all his payola has gone to prop up some other made-in-a-boardroom “music star.”
But anyway–I am encouraged by all this. I think this is the beginning of the end for the Mickey Mouse Club idiots playing at being “musicians” (and that goes for Dumbass Timberfuck too). And even larger, I think that people have finally had ENOUGH of this rap/shit-hop garbage appearing year after year on this travesty of an awards show. I look forward to someone physically smacking that crown of P.Dumbass’ Kashmir-wrecking head.
Sooner or later, we are gonna take that wax back and restore real music to it’s rightful place–right on top of the smoking ruins of MTV.
Here’s the youtube link to the video if anybody’s interested. Yes. its bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIc0XUS3uxE&NR=1
I love that she’s so together she even took the time to make sure she had her arm pits shaven and all her nails on! Look at the first pic, her ring finger on her right hand is missing the fakey! Nice Brit!
Seriously though, she looks pretty good given that she’s had two kids.
Her performance sucks, but she looks better than she has in a while.
#25
nicely said.
the whole thing was just awkward.
let’s just all move on and pretend like it never happened…
ps.
is she seriously wearing blue contacts?
as though we haven’t seen her before with brown eyes?
pps.
i ♥ the fro chick groping her leg in pic 3
i think she is only there to make brit look better.
uh… almost.
but still not working.
ppps.
the playboy tummy ring is like the cheery on top of the whore sunday.
*cherry
damn
Britney: hmm, well, that didn’t go well…to the afterparties to celebrate!
Assistant: here’s your outfit…hey, aren’t you going to put on any underwear? You know, to avoid any further incidents?
Britney: No way – I didn’t get anything out of the VMA awards, so maybe I’ll win something from the VaJayJay awards!
wokka wokka wokka! I’m here all night, folks – be sure to tip your waitress!
VaJayJay awards…new internet startup? Hmm…
if you look closley to the side of her stomach near her back theres a scar that goes all the way down it looks like a line. its her liposuction scar
Fat, fat, fat, … Shitney is.
Gay, gay, gay, … I am.
Deal.
Smart move by EXTRA. Going for the ratings just like MTV. They could care less if Brit-for-brains pulled it off. I’m sure they’d actually prefer if she didn’t, it’d make a better story! Think about it though, Britney in their small studio, dancing/stumbling and lipsyncing/whatever the fuck you call it with a handfull of dancers….. Halfway through the song one of the four camera men would start laughing out loud and Brit-head would storm off like ashley simpson times 10. The news is out too. All over the place. TMZ had the first trainwreck report at 9pm last night and now it’s everywhere, even in the REAL news! Here’s my prediction….. Britbreath will pull an Owen Wilson and go for the sympathy suicide attempt. You heard it here first folks!!!!
I have better things to do than watch the VMA awards, but I really feel sorry for anyone that had to watch the Britney performance on HDTV. I’m sure that her voice would bust my expensive hearing aids, and I also don’t want to go blind from the sight of her acting like an ass. In fact, that should be her next gig – -Britney and a Donkey. Yep, sounds good to me.
I bet the cute gay guy behind her in the first picture had to go home after the show and take a bath in antibacterial gel.