That is just short of amazing.
Screw Britney. Buy my book.
It would be awesome if she went on SNL to make fun of herself. They could fill the whole time slot with embarrassing material.
pizeep. who cares?
work sucks and my supervisor is drunk. seriously. apparently hes been sleeping here the past few nights after everyone has gone home. well worth my $12.50/hr.
did she get hairplugs?
so she’s gonna go slim&glam to be who? gwenyth paltrow? britney, britney, britney. your bald head made me my hero for like a day. why trade in iconic status and diva citizenship for dowdy, ‘classic’ pretension?
I read that she had the work done at The Advanced Lipo Dissolve Center in Las Vegas. Sounds like a real first rate medical centre! And I dunno what’s worse, actual liposuction, or soybean anti-fat injections!!!
where’s herbiefrog when i need him? someone’s gotta eulogize britney. the girl we loved is dead and done.
I know the trick. Dress up like a grandmom so people forget you flashed your pussy a few weeks ago.
WTF is she wearing??? She looks like Boy George!!!
#9- so is my mum and do you hear me complaining?
She should look into a face transplant.
#16: but fridays are drunk days, not thursdays. its just not productive, see?
Oh ya.. 18 cases of Red Bull a day ought to do it. But will it cure her cankles?
#15 – I thought that looked familiar. You nailed it.
If she really wants to lose weight… try cocaine. It the most amazing weight lose drug around. It does have a few side effects though.
SHE IS A FAT TRAILER PARK REDNECK WHORE.
The work she should have done is to pay someone to pull her head out of her ass……
Please be honest… Are you going to buy her next CD? No… friggin has been… will be dry fucking Flava Flav next season on VH1…….
I’d rather listen to Coldplay than “Oops I Did it Again…. Again”.
This is the last time i comment here on thesuperficial.BS=booring to me.I rather read something about quantum physics.
Well here you go Lowlands;
Somebody PLEASE burn those boots! Doesn’t she own ANY other footwear?
“Her regiment”? What, is Britney in the army now?
And, they can do all they want to her – you still can’t polish a turd.
“You heard of Tomato Reduction? We’re talking Britney Reduction”
What? Sorry. No. I actually haven’t heard of Tomato Reduction. Sounds like I’m really missing out on something exciting though.
Now if only they had a surgical procedure for body odor.
If Britney was a size 6 when she was at her beefiest then I must be a size negative 6. She was really gaining a lot of weight, probably from binge eating due to depression. Nonetheless, I feel bad that she has to resort to such crazy and invasive tactics to try for a comeback.
HEAVY into LIGHT lipo? Um what?
Does that make any kind of sense?
Why are her boobs leaking?
What’s with the red bull ALL THE TIME?
Red Bull gives you breasts?
#34 – Finally somebody noticed! I thought I was imagining things…dirty, smelly, sweatty boob things. But, no! nooooo I say!
my neighbor, which is a 78-year-old lady with osteoporosis dresses way better than that. where in the hell hole did she buy her clothes? My best guess would be a dumpster, or somewhere around there.
too bad she can’t get the past 3 years of her life removed by surgery
She looks the way a fart smells.
That is, POOTASTIC!
When does K Fed get his first severence check? Because his kick game is about to get REALLY ridiiculous.
I don’t even want to think about his watch game.
#9 I know how you feel, got me one of them drunks here too and this time it’s not me!!!
I’m sorry, what???
I think it’s cute how she thinks she’s going to “come back”
well, if she looks good..
I’m sure she’s already sucking a lot of penis.
Did I read right? She’s getting a nose job? WTF Her nose looks just fine. Well it could be fucked up on the inside. But that only happens with cocai….oh.
Why does she have tit sweat stains on her shirt? I’m tellin’ ya, she’s the epitomy of class. And what word is in ‘class’? ASS. You got it.
Dont you idiots remember her meat flaps for a vagina. Shes pointless to talk about anymore, unless of course I was knee deep in the meat flaps.
What the hell, is it that hard for her to stop stuffing her face with fried chicken? Its called a “DIET” Dumbass Spears. You don’t need to pay for all that surgery and shit all the time if you just cut your calories back and get a trainer to whip your ass in the gym 4-5 times a week. She’s so retarded. Thats why she always bloats right back up, she never loses weight the right way.
Shitney and Maniston have to be 2 of the ugliest women to be considered hot in the history or womandom.
#29–”you still can’t polish a turd”
Classic. Just fucking classic.
Liposuction for celebs…$100,000 and up
$3…..price for that crappy outfit at a resale shop
The media finding someone better to photograph and totally forget this bald-headed train wreck..priceless.
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