Britney Spears had work done
April 12th, 2007 // 66 Comments
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Fifth Stooge | April 12, 2007 at 11:19 am
That is just short of amazing.
crewmancross | April 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
1?
crazyotto | April 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
first!!!
crewmancross | April 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
fail :(
crazyotto | April 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
third…damn
DrunkBlogger | April 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
Screw Britney. Buy my book.
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780595422258&itm=1
YouRang | April 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
It would be awesome if she went on SNL to make fun of herself. They could fill the whole time slot with embarrassing material.
redharing | April 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
pizeep. who cares?
redharing | April 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
work sucks and my supervisor is drunk. seriously. apparently hes been sleeping here the past few nights after everyone has gone home. well worth my $12.50/hr.
jrzmommy♠ | April 12, 2007 at 11:27 am
did she get hairplugs?
schack | April 12, 2007 at 11:28 am
so she’s gonna go slim&glam to be who? gwenyth paltrow? britney, britney, britney. your bald head made me my hero for like a day. why trade in iconic status and diva citizenship for dowdy, ‘classic’ pretension?
whitegold | April 12, 2007 at 11:28 am
I read that she had the work done at The Advanced Lipo Dissolve Center in Las Vegas. Sounds like a real first rate medical centre! And I dunno what’s worse, actual liposuction, or soybean anti-fat injections!!!
schack | April 12, 2007 at 11:29 am
where’s herbiefrog when i need him? someone’s gotta eulogize britney. the girl we loved is dead and done.
Zooni | April 12, 2007 at 11:29 am
I know the trick. Dress up like a grandmom so people forget you flashed your pussy a few weeks ago.
veggi | April 12, 2007 at 11:32 am
WTF is she wearing??? She looks like Boy George!!!
NoSHIT? | April 12, 2007 at 11:35 am
#9- so is my mum and do you hear me complaining?
F-Sucker | April 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
She should look into a face transplant.
redharing | April 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
#16: but fridays are drunk days, not thursdays. its just not productive, see?
Wow Just Wow | April 12, 2007 at 11:42 am
Oh ya.. 18 cases of Red Bull a day ought to do it. But will it cure her cankles?
-Stormy. | April 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
#15 – I thought that looked familiar. You nailed it.
Donkey | April 12, 2007 at 11:55 am
If she really wants to lose weight… try cocaine. It the most amazing weight lose drug around. It does have a few side effects though.
Liverpool FC | April 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
SHE IS A FAT TRAILER PARK REDNECK WHORE.
ImaCracka | April 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
The work she should have done is to pay someone to pull her head out of her ass……
Please be honest… Are you going to buy her next CD? No… friggin has been… will be dry fucking Flava Flav next season on VH1…….
Donkey | April 12, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I’d rather listen to Coldplay than “Oops I Did it Again…. Again”.
Lowlands | April 12, 2007 at 12:03 pm
This is the last time i comment here on thesuperficial.BS=booring to me.I rather read something about quantum physics.
Lowlands | April 12, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Just kidding.
Donkey | April 12, 2007 at 12:13 pm
25->
Well here you go Lowlands;
http://www.quantum-physics.polytechnique.fr/en/
MrSemprini | April 12, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Somebody PLEASE burn those boots! Doesn’t she own ANY other footwear?
chaunceygardner | April 12, 2007 at 12:20 pm
“Her regiment”? What, is Britney in the army now?
And, they can do all they want to her – you still can’t polish a turd.
tits_on_snack | April 12, 2007 at 12:25 pm
“You heard of Tomato Reduction? We’re talking Britney Reduction”
What? Sorry. No. I actually haven’t heard of Tomato Reduction. Sounds like I’m really missing out on something exciting though.
TrippyGoogler | April 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Now if only they had a surgical procedure for body odor.
verania | April 12, 2007 at 12:27 pm
If Britney was a size 6 when she was at her beefiest then I must be a size negative 6. She was really gaining a lot of weight, probably from binge eating due to depression. Nonetheless, I feel bad that she has to resort to such crazy and invasive tactics to try for a comeback.
lambman | April 12, 2007 at 12:33 pm
HEAVY into LIGHT lipo? Um what?
Does that make any kind of sense?
teetee | April 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Why are her boobs leaking?
What’s with the red bull ALL THE TIME?
sympathee | April 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Red Bull gives you breasts?
Mighty D. | April 12, 2007 at 1:27 pm
#34 – Finally somebody noticed! I thought I was imagining things…dirty, smelly, sweatty boob things. But, no! nooooo I say!
urockmysocks | April 12, 2007 at 1:29 pm
my neighbor, which is a 78-year-old lady with osteoporosis dresses way better than that. where in the hell hole did she buy her clothes? My best guess would be a dumpster, or somewhere around there.
Superevil | April 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
too bad she can’t get the past 3 years of her life removed by surgery
monkeyrotica | April 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm
She looks the way a fart smells.
That is, POOTASTIC!
When does K Fed get his first severence check? Because his kick game is about to get REALLY ridiiculous.
I don’t even want to think about his watch game.
FRIST!!! | April 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm
#9 I know how you feel, got me one of them drunks here too and this time it’s not me!!!
I’m sorry, what???
FRIST!!! | April 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I think it’s cute how she thinks she’s going to “come back”
imran karim | April 12, 2007 at 1:41 pm
well, if she looks good..
F-Sucker | April 12, 2007 at 1:43 pm
#21
I’m sure she’s already sucking a lot of penis.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 12, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Did I read right? She’s getting a nose job? WTF Her nose looks just fine. Well it could be fucked up on the inside. But that only happens with cocai….oh.
Sassy | April 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Why does she have tit sweat stains on her shirt? I’m tellin’ ya, she’s the epitomy of class. And what word is in ‘class’? ASS. You got it.
edmund.ignasious.aloysius.III | April 12, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Dont you idiots remember her meat flaps for a vagina. Shes pointless to talk about anymore, unless of course I was knee deep in the meat flaps.
Shanipie | April 12, 2007 at 2:21 pm
What the hell, is it that hard for her to stop stuffing her face with fried chicken? Its called a “DIET” Dumbass Spears. You don’t need to pay for all that surgery and shit all the time if you just cut your calories back and get a trainer to whip your ass in the gym 4-5 times a week. She’s so retarded. Thats why she always bloats right back up, she never loses weight the right way.
Manistoned | April 12, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Shitney and Maniston have to be 2 of the ugliest women to be considered hot in the history or womandom.
Ellie | April 12, 2007 at 3:43 pm
#29–”you still can’t polish a turd”
Classic. Just fucking classic.
cm | April 12, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Liposuction for celebs…$100,000 and up
$3…..price for that crappy outfit at a resale shop
The media finding someone better to photograph and totally forget this bald-headed train wreck..priceless.