Britney Spears gets teabagged by the economy

April 15th, 2009 // 31 Comments

Not even Britney Spears is recession-proof. The pop star was looking to expand her Circus tour but might have to hold off due to the current economic climate. People reports:

The pop star, 27, is halfway into a 49-show tour through the U.S., Canada and the UK, with hopes to add more dates through Europe, Australia and a possible second U.S. tour.
“It hasn’t yet been determined whether it’s feasible to expand tours to the Europe or Australia legs,” L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said following a closed-door discussion with Jamie and his lawyers.
“That will be determined in the future after everyone’s seen the analysis, in terms of the economy and value of the dollar,” Goetz added.

Nothing saddens me more than to learn after all her hard work/jiggling Britney Spears might not be able to expand her tour and buy that solid gold Frappucino maker she’s always dreamed of. Here I thought being laid off from my job and kicked off my health insurance was bad, but clearly, this is true suffering.

Photos: Fame
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  1. DS

    Nice ass in the third pic

  2. Welcome to the downtrodden Odrama America.
    See he will even kick KFC in the nuts and smile.

  3. Who the Hell is buying tickets to see this train-wreck in concert? Seriously! She’s such a joke.

  4. Fati

    She will be having sex on stage in no time.

  5. This woman is pathetic. And I imagine filthy dirty too.

  6. Objection sustained

    I still would.

  7. Phil

    If we could only bang the airbrushed Britney, instead of this horse.

  8. Richard McBeef

    I bet her beef is well marbled.

  9. I wonder if there’s code words you could use to have each of her personalities show up while banging her. You may be abel to set a new record for number of women banged at one time.

  10. I’d let her ride me like a mechanical bull.

  11. Kennedy

    Talk about tea bagging. How about those ignorant right wingers using the word teabagging to protest higher taxes, when only one percent of the US population will get a tax increase in 2010. They have no clue what teabagging means to the mainstream. Basically you have billionaires putting in money to support the teabagging event when they will be no where near the protest. The billionairs are relying on ignorant right wingers who actually benefit from Obama’s tax reduction to protest.

    Teabagger/Teabagging Definition:
    1. n. A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)

    2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by throwing tea into a river.

  12. E. Conomy

    I want to put my dirty feet in her gas station bathroom.

  13. Anus Licker

    She is only worthy of rear entry.

  14. Mike O'Brien

    Meanwhile, Metallica has added a 4th leg to their tour.

    The economy only factors in if your “talent” is tied to gossip sites, and crazy behavior.

  15. OC Dee

    I am looking forward to watching Paul McCartney perform at the Coachella Music Festival this Friday night! My kind of concert is watching a musician actually play an instrument and sings songs that he wrote.

  16. Proud Right Wing Patriot

    I am not sure why we allow liberals any freedom. All of you overtly hate this country so why not admit it? I inherited a small fortune and have never had to really work hard because I come from good stock, unlike you dirty poor fucking losers. I bought lots of property so my children will be able to go to college and not have peasant contacts. I won’t let my kids hang out with minorities either. This whole world is really modeled after the needs of the rich so why don’t you poor worthless fucks grasp the notion that your lives are intended to be lived out as mere servants and get over it already?

  17. lola

    Hey Fucktard. The Tea parties are to protest the massive government waste and fraud which will INEVITABLY lead to HIGHER taxes in the future. The current tax plan will only last for 2 years. I wonder what the new rates will be after that? I wonder if anyone will use the %95 statistic when anyone making over $40,000 a year gets a tax increase?

    American news media is a fraud. They cover riots and discredit the activists without even interviewing one of them. “Oh those silly Brits weren’t rioting against Obama (the day he went to their country), they were protesting the ENVIRONMENT” LOL! “Those stupid Americans are protesting taxes when tax rates will fall for %95 of Americans?” LOL OMG!

    There is real reason to riot when there is no law that requires you to pay the IRS. The entire system is a scam that relies on fear and coercion to keep the people writing checks. I am not a “rich Republican” (I get every cent of my taxes back). I support the activists out there fighting for all of us and I fight right alongside with them, even though I don’t stand to gain a cent financially.

  18. Actually, @12, Anderson Cooper used the term “teabagger” and then went on to say, “It’s hard to talk when you’re getting teabagged”. I still have no idea what exactly he was trying to say, but when it comes to teabagging of any kind, I’m sure Anderson is an expert.

    So just FYI. Another FYI is to actually look at ALL of the taxes and tax codes and see if only those nasty rich bastards (if you consider someone making 250,000 dollars a year or more rich; I personally don’t, but then again, I don’t loathe someone succeeding in the world) get a tax increase.

    Have a nice day; and I must say that ole Britney looks fairly “sane”. I’m sure it’s all a clever rouse.

  19. vanessa

    Her concert is amazing…I dont get why you people are dissing her saying she’s a train wreck. She went through what she went through but she’s okay now. Give her a break.

  20. Winston

    #19
    Teabagger/teabagging is a sexual act and Anderson was trying to make a joke.

    #18
    Tea bagging is to protest the tax increase in 2010 for the rich elite 1 percent of Americans and not government waste. You should have protested government waste when Bush was in office.

    Obama is trying to stimulate the economy. One cannot get the economy going without money; it is not going to happen by Reagan’s trickle down economics.

  21. PunkA

    She did her show her in town last night. All reviews were that while the show itself was a nice spectacle, Britney was more like Shitney. She lip syncs the whole show, except for 1 song. Yeah, she dances around alot which might explain her weight loss, but seriously, people paid big money to watch her dance around and lip sync? You can do that for free on youtube. Suckers born every minute. Oh, and the audience was like 95% women, with the other 5% being gay males. Which goes to show that she is not quite the sex object people like to think she is. She is a train wreck that women support because they are not threatened by her and that gays love because of her dominatrix costumes.

    Shitney=not hawt. Not by a long shot.

  22. Trover

    #16. what the hell?? Paul McCartney is gonna jerk off and sing on Friday? Wow. I had no idea the dude played his instrument in public.

  23. Darth

    Is she still hopping around in the same outfits? Not very hygienic.

  24. Howard Dean

    #18

    Why didn’t these right wingers do a tea bag party during the Bush administration? When Bush first got into office; Pres. Clinton left office with a surplus and Bush left office with a huge deficit.

    U.S. Monthly Spending in Iraq – $12 billion in 2008

    U.S. Spending per Second – $5,000 in 2008 (per Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on May 5, 2008)

    Cost of deploying one U.S. soldier for one year in Iraq – $390,000 (Congressional Research Service)

    Lost & Unaccounted for in Iraq – $9 billion of US taxpayers’ money and $549.7 milion in spare parts shipped in 2004 to US contractors. Also, per ABC News, 190,000 guns, including 110,000 AK-47 rifles.

    Missing – $1 billion in tractor trailers, tank recovery vehicles, machine guns, rocket-propelled grenades and other equipment and services provided to the Iraqi security forces. (Per CBS News on Dec 6, 2007.)

    Mismanaged & Wasted in Iraq – $10 billion, per Feb 2007 Congressional hearings

    Halliburton Overcharges Classified by the Pentagon as Unreasonable and Unsupported – $1.4 billion

    Amount paid to KBR, a former Halliburton division, to supply U.S. military in Iraq with food, fuel, housing and other items – $20 billion

    Portion of the $20 billion paid to KBR that Pentagon auditors deem “questionable or supportable” – $3.2 billion

  25. chilly

    britney spears was, is and always will be an angel. all you haters need to F yourselves. you all suck.

  26. sluggo

    I agree with DS! Her ass looks great there… pachomp, pachomp!!!

  27. …………………….but there is still applause?
    STRANGE AMERICA IS “BANKRUPT”, folks?

  28. Peter

    She’s missing 2 acrylic nails from her right hand

    Just by that i can imagine this tour is well shit

    Sorry Britney I still love you but c’mon pay attention to detail. You’re gonna be photographed to death by the city’s press.

  29. Got teabagged by her stylist, too. She needs to downsize.

  30. I look forward to seeing Paul McCartney Coachella Music Festival this Friday night! My kind of concert followed by a musician himself to play an instrument and sing songs that he wrote.

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