Britney Spears actually did appear in court yesterday to personally request overnight visits with her children. She had skipped the morning hearing, but decided it was time to make an appearance when the judge initially refused to grant overnight visits. E! Online reports:
Spears spent an hour answering the judge’s questions, before ducking down a back staircase and leaving the premises in her white Mercedes convertible.
Gordon apparently had a change of heart after the meet-and-greet with Spears. Earlier Thursday, he dismissed both legal teams without adjusting the visitation terms. He said he wanted to allow attorneys more time to discuss any proposed modifications.
Britney was granted one overnight visit a week, but under the watch of a court-appointed supervisor. Britney was hoping to have her mother serve as a monitor, but the judge wouldn’t allow it. He also didn’t see the children’s current visiting schedule as destructive, but found another source to be problematic – Britney:
“If a person’s dealing with challenges, and those challenges, including substance issues and emotional issues…some of the behaviors that accompany those challenges can have a devastating impact,” said Gordon, who has yet to get confirmation of Spears’ passed drug tests. “It has disintegrated from there because of choices made by your client.”
Britney Spears showed up in a court of law and the bailiff didn’t shoot her? What do I pay taxes for? If this judge really wanted to protect those kids, he would’ve put Britney on the witness stand and said, “My bailiff here would like to cross-examine you – with bullets!” Bam! Custody battle solved. Ironically, I proposed this same scenario at Harvard Law and they made me spend a week in a little room with this weird guy. He kept showing me ink blots that looked like Britney Spears vagina and Satan. I can never tell the two apart. That’s healthy, right?
#100 – that’s quite false. Among many others, during Black History Month we always celebrate Moses Henkle. Around February 10, 1819, Moses Henkle becomes acquainted with what John Stewart, “Man of Color,” was doing to found a mission among the Wyandott Indians at Upper Sandusky, Ohio. Stewart, the first Methodist missionary to the Indians, had been converted in 1815 while drunk in a Methodist meeting in Ohio. Henkle’s work with Stewart gave credibility to Stewart’s ministry. The resulting publicity led to the organization of a Methodist missionary society in 1819 in New York City.
AND you love her because she’s like every fat ass little blond high school prom queen in your little shit redneck town. Every bible belt town has a few drunken useless sluts who used to be hot until they got fat and started aging and dressing like white trash shit who are fucking aweful mothers that show up to church half dressed and drunk and all you fatties say “oh lets give her compassion and pray for her” when really you’re thinking “that pathetic tramp better not sleep with my husband again”
Texas Tranny save us! I wouldn’t mind the bible thumping crap if it was slightly creative and interesting to read but all it ever says is “jesus loves you” or “have compassion” and other assorted boring phrases that make my dick limp after they been said once or twice. Why not try telling interesting stories? Anyone can quote from the bible. You are boring God you worship. That is why he has forsaken you.
you are right #100, i don’t care about black girls from new york.
I knew this really religous couple once. He was constantly quoting scripture. They had no kids, just two poodles. Well, I got so sick of thier shit, that one night I got his wife drunk and got her talking about sex. She was a wealth of information. Turns out he makes her shove a dildo up his ace and he calls her “Scott” when he comes. Not only that, but she was also still a virgin! They had been married for ten years! Oh. She blacked out and forgot everything she said to me. Now, everytime he starts preaching with that high pitched lisp of his, I have to leave the room before I start laughing my ass off. Like my Mom always said, “When you run towards religion, you’re usually running away from something else.” Mind you, I’m not talking about Christians. Just the Bible thumpers.
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Your reasons for people liking her are also reasons other people used to hate her i think. i kind of hate her now, but i didn’t used to. the other people that hated her from when she started in ’98 were maybe jealous because she made them feel insecure. she was that cute, button nosed, athletic girl with the pretty smile that they could never be.
because they were cynical and ugly, they decided to hate her.
im sure those people love what has become of her, she is disgusting to me now.
#75, this is strictly a Christian site, karma is a concept of several eastern (meaning non-Christian) religions practiced by heathens. How dare you bring your filthy, non-Christian idolatry here! While I’m praying for Britney, I’m also going to pray that you get blasted by lightening and sent to hell as you so richly deserve! I could pray for deliverance of your soul, but I know Jesus doesn’t think you deserve forgiveness and understanding! That’s reserved solely for drunk, coked up, baby neglecting, coochie flashing celebrity hobags, not the rest of you. You’re all damned, I tell you, damned!
Even though I don’t understand why they are coming to my favorite guilty pleasure site, I think I prefer the religious folk to the hysterical Britney fans
WWBD – What Would Britney Do?
The new tenet by which I’m going to live my life. I’m sitting in my office, I just took off my bra, pants and panties, I’m sitting here wearing only my blouse, I’ve just poured two shots of Jack Daniels into my coffee, and I’m lighting up a cigarette. I can hardly wait for my boss to walk in!
#53 Sorry to have upset you so. You’re right, nowhere in your post did you say Britney was an innocent victim: I was really only addressing you in the first paragraph. From there I guess I was addressing Britney defenders…
Here’s what you said:
” I feel at this point ‘k-feds” lawyers (who are working to get money out of britney as well) are creating more havoc than needs to be… The judge is doing it for the fame…….. and “k-fed” is milking it for all he can… because that is what gold diggers do.
Tha paparazzi are not helping by constantly watching every move she makes…”
So you weren’t coming right out and saying these people were the cause of her problems, you just seem to feel that everyone around her (Kfed, the lawyers, the judge) have only selfish reasons for getting involved. I guess what I’m saying, from personal experience being raised by a disturbed, self-indulgent, toxic, drug-addled alcoholic is that I wish my father, the legal system, ANYONE had cared enough to get involved in my situation. These people are doing their jobs: K-fed, is at least TRYING to do the right thing, even if it’s just for show, and the lawyers and judges are just trying to hold a negligent mother accountable for her actions, millionaire mega star or not.
I really tried to be careful not to seem as though I was attacking anyone. I have never commented on one of these SITES (proper spelling in this case, yes?) and ordinarily don’t pay attention to pop culture. I just saw this link on a blog page and was moved to comment. I thought I might have a perspective that the rest of the commentators might not have. LIKE
I really wasn’t attacking your comments and I thought my tone was pretty respectful (especially considering the vile, crude vitriol that can be found in this comments section).
And sorry my typo raised your blood pressure so much.
BunnyButt you so funny….make me raff and raff.
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BTW, I wish I’d known TT was in my town this weekend. We could’ve practiced WWBD together. :( Don’t suppose anyone knows how to get hold of him. I mean figuratively, not literally.
Hey 100. The homeys loves ‘em white. White girls get used up quicker. The Brothers jus loves them some rode hard and put away wet. You know, like those fresh faced, fat assed innocent white girls that some homeboys get ahold of . Affa a few years, they lookin’ jus like Brit. Although k-fed was technically a wigger. So I jus don’ know what you bees complainin’ ’bout. Shit, you probably got a few white girls in yose family.
I know. Too bad Moses was later hung for being “Too uppity”.
There’s no need for hymns. Phoebe Buffay already wrote the perfect song for Britney:
Three, four…
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It’s not your fault
They won’t take you to the vet
You’re obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You’re not friend to those with noses
I’ll miss you before we’re done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It’s not your fault
(Phoebe) Oh are we done?
One, two, what’s that smell?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You’re getting fat
I think that I’m gonna be sick
It’s your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what’s that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you’re fat, so you can’t run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what’s that smell?
(Phoebe)Yeah, that’s not the song
She’s sooo fucked up that it’s starting to be SEXY!!
Hmmm, I musta bumped my head.
BunnyButt is cracking me up! WWBD? That’s inspired. I got to get stickers of her face to paste over any Jesus Fish medallions on parked cars.
And she’s right, only good ol’ fashioned Christian talk on this site, no hethens or papists!
#75…I’m gonna let you in on a little secret that isn’t really a secret but nobody screams it either. Britney’s manager in her teens was the same fellow who had guided Traci Lords porn career. Britney learned how to walk, talk (i mean here how she talked not what she said) and dance just like a porn star. The only difference between then and now was she actually listened to her manager. Now she only listens to the voices in her head which has made for some bad career choices. The sex thing though was always there. Then discrete now brazen but always sexual.
60, i thought k-fed already has custody of the kids. isn’t that what all this was about, britney losing custody? we haven’t heard him ask for more money.
anyway, what in fuck is going on in here today? did someone mention the Fish at this morning’s sermon?
BunnyButt, are there WWBD bracelets yet? i gots to get one y’all!
Auntie and gotmilk, I’m thinking of getting some WWBD items made at the same time I get the FREE KATIE HOLMES! bumper stickers and t-shirts printed up. You know, some ashtrays, cigarette lighters, shot glasses, panties (oh, forget that, B wouldn’t wear panties), bongs, and Christmas tree ornaments. We could add bracelets and stickers to the list.
I love that the recurring thread of these posts, up till now, are Jesus and Texas Tranny. TT, everybody’s missing you! Can’t you get yourself to a computer in Chicago? Or are you too busy sitting on a barstool having fun?
#121, BunnyButt, it’s a briliant idea. I think you should immediately file for ownership of the trademark WWBD and start manufacturing! Put me down for a t shirt. Damn, if TT were here he could serve us drinks while we brainstorm!
MrsP, I live in Chicago and am disappointed to learn, when she/he’s incommunicado, that TT is here this weekend. :( TT, if you’re out there, email me.
So, given there as many TT posts as religious posts, does that mean TT is as popular as Jesus?
Damn, I just googled “what would Britney do” and people are already using it, though, it would appear, not on any merchandise…
Ahhh, BunnyButt, just go for it! Damn any copyrights, just print the shit up and go for the money! As for TT, it’s our little secret, but Texas Tranny IS Jesus! Yep, that’s right, Jesus is a tranny! Maybe you could find TT in your hometown somehow. Any tranny bars you know of that serve a mean mint julep that you know of? He’d be there, I’m sure of it. In his heels. Can I get a WWTTD bracelet? (What Would Texas Tranny Do?!?). I think they’re going to be very popular!
Damn any copyrights, just print the shit up and go for the money!
THAT’S WHAT BRITNEY WOULD DO!!!!!!!!!
Last night I was doing Bible study on John 8, the woman caught in adultery, and the study leader asked us who we were casting stones at. And everyone said it at the same time: “Britney.” Someone said she deserved it, but then we realized… so did this woman about to get stoned to death. And Jesus turned it around. He told us to drop it, and check our own sin. It hit us pretty hard. We never thought of buying stupid magazines about Britney as a public stoning before. We all decided we didn’t like what celebrity watching said about them or what it said about us. There is only one truth: Jesus died for Britney, too.
Oh my god! Jesus just sent me a message via tin foil hooked up to my rectum! He is saying “kljakjdfkjadmmdmd hlajdlkfja dsjfalj alf jda”….oh shit, my bad. I don’t believe in Jesus so I guess I am unable to translate what he’s saying. God damn this tinfoil hurts.
#128, Jesus loves me, but he hates you.
#129, LOL! I just shot Diet Pepsi out through my nose.
#130 that happens if you forget to spit out the pepsi before you swallow the cock.
when is she going to learn she looks so stupid as a brunette?
#128
BWHAHAA so here you are today on the Superficial??????????
Her boobs are heading south at an alarming rate. I can’t believe she answers “I know” when the photogs tell her she’s hot. Um, yeah, I KNOW that car has mirrors in it. Sorry kiddo, you’re not the hot chick anymore, you’re just a saggy, lumpy, pimply-faced mother of two coming up on 30 yrs old.
Buy a bigger dress, put on an industrial strength bra, wash your hair, and maybe you’ll look ok. that’s all the hotter you’re going to be.
(Crackly voice over loud speaker): Excuse me, people, this is an announcement. There is a line forming to the left for all the born again Jesus people! Ten minutes to boarding! In other words, your bus is here to take you all the hell back to bible class or wherever it was you came from. And tell your Sunday school teacher that a trip to The Superfish was a really bad idea for a field trip. Now get out of here and don’t come back!
I recall when Britney first became popular in 1999-2001, while I was working a considerable amount of time in the Philippines, where her songs topped the charts much more so than in the USA. She was a very beautiful young girl, transitioning into womanhood. Seeing her current condition brings me to tears…and to my knees to pray for the Lord to bring peace, comfort and healing to her mind and heart.
The media and “paparazzi” are cruel and vicious, like a school of piranhas devouring the poor woman alive! Granted Britney has made many mistakes in her young life, who do these tabloid and outspoken critics and media figures think that they are to be so cruel and judgemental to her?!
It seems to me that all those cruel and critical groups leading the charge against her are truly trying to kill her, quite literally and should be quite ashamed of themselves for being at very least a major factor in the stress that is driving her downward spiral into depression, confusion and apparent addiction to 1 or more substances.
SHAME on the Paparazzi and viciously cruel media! As for poor Britney, May the Lord gently lift her out of her current dark state of existance and bundle her up into His Loving and Protective Arms and fill her heart with warmth, love and the True Joy, which only He can bring to a persons heart and soul!
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she likes going commando,,,no bra no panties under that dress….
#136 …. you’d better hurry, you’ll miss the bus back to Jesus Land. Get the hell out of Superfish Land. How dare you try to engage us in prayer and impose your beliefs upon us? Keep your stinky prayer ideas out of our cynical celeb bashing website, please! And take all your stupid born again buddies with you. TT! Where are you? I need a drink!!!
Breaking New : Britney Spears upcoming tour is scheduled for january 2008.Britney Spears will tour the prominant states , the UK and other countries .Tour dates are not available for now . In an interview with usmagazine.com , “Britney’s booked a considerable amount of space and time for the next couple of months, and of course we’re honored and humbled that she’s chosen us again. The tell tale sign for us is her booking space — it’s her typical warm-up behavior for a tour. She’s done it this way before all her tours. It’s a big sign that she’s getting back her focus after all these distractions. The focus is definitely coming back.” the magazine wrote .
she MUST throw away these ugly boots! Worst dresser as usal. My advice – take a look in the mirror besfore you’re going out.
I do believe she was doing something with her boobs – they look better than they did – and she’s not even wearing a bra.
She seriously wore that to court? And she brought the dog? She takes better care of that dog than herself or her sons, and that is not saying much! I don’t buy that she is that freaking uneducated on how to dress for court or any other professional appearance. Something is seriously wrong with this girl!
hahahaha! check out this britney ad i just found on myspace:
wait, try that again without the html (i guess you’ll have to click the link to see it??)
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k doesnt anyone get she is crazy, lost her mind……she needs to go to a hospital psyc. ward…
To be honest:
One night a week is better than NO night at all!!
Can someone please tell this girl about a shower?
I am not sticking up for her at all. I am just voicing my opinion of the moment…
I have a feeling that Brittney’s actions are caused by her fear of disappearing from the scene. She knows what she has done and is still doing to herself. She is in so deep and probably doesn’t know how to get herself out. She probably believes that If the cameras are still following her around then she will not vanish completely. It’s a show. What she doesn’t understand is the effect of a positive image and the image that she is giving.
I also think that her drug use has 100% to do with her actions. In her “world” she is “da bomb” LOL Drugs can do that to a person.
By the way, if we should be (eek) praying for anyone it should be those kids.
First of all, who shows up to a court hearing, no, no, I mean out in public, dressed like that, & expects anyone to take them seriously. I mean come on, I know that when you’re famous you can pretty much do ANYTHING, but hell, hire a damn stylist, please…. She should be happy that they let her visit her kids period, I guess as long as she CAN’T dress them! Right?