Britney Spears actually did appear in court yesterday to personally request overnight visits with her children. She had skipped the morning hearing, but decided it was time to make an appearance when the judge initially refused to grant overnight visits. E! Online reports:
Spears spent an hour answering the judge’s questions, before ducking down a back staircase and leaving the premises in her white Mercedes convertible.
Gordon apparently had a change of heart after the meet-and-greet with Spears. Earlier Thursday, he dismissed both legal teams without adjusting the visitation terms. He said he wanted to allow attorneys more time to discuss any proposed modifications.
Britney was granted one overnight visit a week, but under the watch of a court-appointed supervisor. Britney was hoping to have her mother serve as a monitor, but the judge wouldn’t allow it. He also didn’t see the children’s current visiting schedule as destructive, but found another source to be problematic – Britney:
“If a person’s dealing with challenges, and those challenges, including substance issues and emotional issues…some of the behaviors that accompany those challenges can have a devastating impact,” said Gordon, who has yet to get confirmation of Spears’ passed drug tests. “It has disintegrated from there because of choices made by your client.”
Britney Spears showed up in a court of law and the bailiff didn’t shoot her? What do I pay taxes for? If this judge really wanted to protect those kids, he would’ve put Britney on the witness stand and said, “My bailiff here would like to cross-examine you – with bullets!” Bam! Custody battle solved. Ironically, I proposed this same scenario at Harvard Law and they made me spend a week in a little room with this weird guy. He kept showing me ink blots that looked like Britney Spears vagina and Satan. I can never tell the two apart. That’s healthy, right?
did she flash her nasty cunt again? first?
oh yeah. first baby… made my weekend.
first!!!
idk why she’s upset. she gets to spend ONE night with them.
maybe not!!!
Could this skank be any more of a loser? Where are all her idiot fans defending her and talking about her amazing comeback?
The system has failed us again. I hope KFED turns the children against her.
why doesn’t she ever get ready in the morning. this shows how lazy she is.
1 night a week is enough to give them years of therapy. Those kids are going to make some doctor very rich.
First to stick my head up my ass!
I wonder if Britney’ll force the kids of fist her ass? Jayden-James in her ass, and K-fed junior in the cunt. Those poor Childs.
How could the court do this to her? Now she’ll have to find a babysitter that night so she can get her drunk on.
6- she could be more a loser
she still has a somewhat athletic body that could be easily be hot if she didn’t eat mexican food for every meal
she still has a nice set of teeth
she still has fans that worship her no matter how lazy and mediocre she is.
she still has millions of dollars
So she went to court in that dress w/ no panties and still wonders why she can’t get custody?
So this is how she shows up in court? With her boobs and cooch hanging out? Does she bother to bathe any more? Did her scent waft through the courtroom?
Ooooooooh, ooooooooooh, oooooooooh, I just lost my appetite.
Why would someone with SO MUCH MONEY run around wearing POLYESTER in CALIFORNIA WEATHER?!!!?!?!?!?!
I think she still needs a spanking.
I’d spank her ’til her butt was the color of that dress…
I would luv to have them chidren to my house. I gots a brand new mattress cuz the last one was a bit stained. I think I’m gonna buy in bulk from now on…
I feel sorry for Britney, since she’s so poor, she can’t afford underwear.
Or she wants to show off her vag?
She thinks that helps her reputation as a good mother, showing your vag off to the rest of the world?
However, it’s sad that the judge makes decisions based on a drug test that isn’t even clear yet. But what the hell, it’s America! Law is a fucking circus!
When are all these celebs gonna realise their sunglasses are shit! You all look like giant fat bees!
Not taking up for Britney ..she’s got problems and major issues…..
But I feel at this point ‘k-feds” lawyers (who are working to get money out of britney as well) are creating more havoc than needs to be… The judge is doing it for the fame…….. and “k-fed” is milking it for all he can… because that is what gold diggers do.
Tha paparazzi are not helping by constantly watching every move she makes … again, not taking up for her… but don’t we all go Shopping, go to Starbucks etc etc…… I don’t think I need to know everytime Britney takes a piss or goes shopping. ((((Not taking up for her))))))
So while Britney is under this microscope … has anyone thought that maybe alcoholic drug taking whore Pamela Anderson may need her kids taken away from her??… What about those kids and what they go through?…I wish the paps would start following that skank around more so that everyone can see what kind of an unfit mother that gutter tramp is.
at this point im just waiting to see if she will learn how to wash her hair, then i will know she is maybe on the road to recovery and sanity.
I care if Britney gets to see her kids as much as she does. What I want is for Britney to let me give her a coochie cream facial. It is 99% protein and works great as a base for more complex shades of make-up.
#16 .. …DEfine “CALIFORNIA WEATHER”. Please do tell. lol
@#22- Agreed. K-Fed is just doing it for the money. He doesn’t give a crap about those kids.
22, at this point, it has nothing to do with gold digging. i think they’ve already settled what he’s getting for child support. clearly the kids were in danger when in britney’s care, or lack there of. if he was in it for the money, he would have blackmailed her into letting her keep the kids, instead of paying what i can imagine are tons of legal fees to keep the kids out of her grubby, greasy, nail-bitten hands.
Or fame, or whatever it is he’s getting out of it.
. . . I am not going to post on any more Britney stories . . . although I might drop my pants, back up to my monitor and splatter away if I feel that certain interior gaseous – liquid essence makes it feasible . . .
those damnBOOOOOOTS
MORE PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/just kidding
//i’m sorry I keed, keed.
///3 slashes!!
I saw an interview once with Brit where she claimed to be a Republican.
#22 I know you say you’re not taking up for Britney but then you site paparazzi, K-Fed, the legal system etc, for many of Britney’s problems, but remember this: Britney chose all of this. SHE chose K-Fed when everyone around her, her mother, her lawyers and handlers, hell even the public, tried to talk some sense into her about this loser. And while it may have been her mother who got her into show business, once she turned 18 she was legally responsible for every action she has taken.
There are ways to be a HUGE star and NOT court disaster and live in a circus: Brad and Angelina are MEGA STARS and they have paparazzi everywhere, but they keep their heads bowed, their clothes respectable, their children protected and their genitals COVERED UP!! Even Madonna, who was Britney Spears before Britney was even born, knows how to show a modicum of class. Why hasn’t Madonna ever been caught falling-down-drunk in public while flashing her bits and pieces to photogs?
I had a mother who, while not a celebrity, had many of the same issues that Britney has and let me tell you, it is a terrible situation for a child. Children sense what is going on and I am telling you these kids will have HUGE problems some day. My father was not perfect, he partied and liked women, but I wish I lived with him permanently: I would have been much safer.
Basically, Britney is too stupid to have children. When she first hit the scene back in the 90′s and I heard her talk for the first time, I knew then and there that she would make ridiculous choices in her life and forever have problems as a result. Britney is not an innocent victim: her children are.
I knew this chick who was just like Brit – no undies and all. She didn’t wear panties to make it easier to fuck strangers impromptu.
I noticed that her staff wench is wearing dark glasses too. She must have caught the pink eye from Brit like the rest of the family.
Go vagina mom! Go! *ZOOOomm* I guess that vagina freaked the judge and change his mind. I guess vagina power blinded his senses
Skipped the morning hearing? Yup she sure gives a shit about her family. Oh wait, I forgot she has post-partum depression. I take back my earlier comment. How shallow of me to say that. C U L8R, don’t be a H8R.
He probably just wanted to get the awful smell out of his courtroom.
why does she always wear those shit boots?
All right!!! Another 200+ comments, whatdya say? Go Brit Go!
Every time I hear that stupidass gimme more song I think of the down beat as the clip clop of her scuzzy boots…
First, let me clarify: I am not a fan of Britney Spears, neither am I a fan of her music.
There has been an extraordinary amount of public criticism of her. This despite the obvious: she usually looks tired, dazed, frazzled, disturbed and far removed from the wholesome teenage girl who broke into the music scene with her bubble-gum pop just a few years ago.
As a Christian should I jump in with judgment? My natural instinct says, yes – this girl’s a mess. She’s crass, she adds to the immoral climate of our “mainstream” culture today.
But as a new creature in Christ who has been given the heart and mind of Jesus, I need to view this from a place of compassion. I need to see a lost soul – a young woman crying out for help, for a break, for compassion, direction. I would be a hypocrite if I thought I were better than her.
Does God love Britney Spears? I believe He does. Did Jesus die on the cross for her? Yes, without a doubt! More than an icon, an object of ridicule, she is a human being.
Can I challenge you to pray for her today? If you believe what God says about Himself, that nothing is impossible with Him, then you must believe that He can save her soul too. Imagine what a testimony that could be?
Let’s pray that God sends believers into her life, especially now when her soul is crying out for help; and pray that ultimately God glorifies Himself by giving her the precious gift of salvation.
#33. FANFUCKINGTASTIC POST. . Thanks I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Most Hollywood moms and many normal moms are just as fucking aweful as this loser. But what the hell does that matter, so Brit should be given a break because society is a shithole filled with worthless useless idiots? Fuck no. She made her bed. Should more people be shown for the losers they are? Absofuckingtutely. Until then Brit can take the heat or maybe just maybe get her pathertivc whore life together and get herself out of the spotlight. That is possible you know, it’s completely fucking possible for a person that wealthy to go into hiding and since people all over the world have to start chemo, go to war, go to their loved ones funeral etc.. I think the bitch could make the miniscule effort of staying the fuck inside and having her help go out and get things for her. And if the bitch finds that too hard I’ll gladly drag her by the ear to a childrens hospital and show her some people who HAVE to stay inside.
God this fucking selfish spoitl pity party little baby makes me sick. This folks is what ahppens when stupid people have things they shouldn’t; fame, wealth, power and children. She is just too fucking stupid.
She’s lookin’ better
Auntie Kryst, paging Auntie Kryst…can you please comment on #42? Puhlease?
Ya know…there’s a big difference between snarky cut-down jokes (used to be the purpose of this site) and joyless venom…not mentioning any names…*cough 33 cough*….
Oh and if anyone wants an example of another shit famous pathetic excuse for a Mom just go the homepage and scroll down…. Oh it’s a dead lady. Nope that’s Kate moss and she is the fucking Britney of Britain. God I would punch her in the face if I ever met her.
God made Britney in the image of what every drunk guy would do if a girl was insane enough to do a drunk guy.
Britney’s vagina is in the image of the vagina that god has therefore looking at Britney’s vagina is like looking at god.
Let’s pray that enough women on this earth continue fucking us useless men so that words from people like MercyMarie don’t start sounding like they make sense.
Halleluah, Praise Jesus.
#8, she DID get ready that morning. She’s not wearing a nightie (like she usually does these days), and she did put on makeup. You can tell because it’s rather orange and doesn’t match her natural skin tone (see pics 4 & 5). Oh, oh! Now I’m going to be told I’m heartless and hateful because Britney’s wearing a crappy dress and cosmetics!
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FREE KATIE HOLMES!
Hmm, what? Did I miss something IWONKY? Oh yeah there it is. Sorry I was working my rosary beads for the victims in Darfur. What Britney needs my prayers too? Fuck that!
Besides isn’t Britney one of the new hollywood fake Jews like Madonna? Maybe there is a chapter in the Kaballah about child rearing.