Britney Spears gets new goodies from Wal-Mart

August 22nd, 2006 // 192 Comments
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  1. poo

    sorry i misspelled that like i said i was in a hurry. listen toilet i give up on this trash talking k? its very tiring. ill say something good about you- your witty. i dont know who you are but is it worth arguing over something so small? i dont even care anymore. so can we agree to quit this?

  2. dmarie

    @ #149. and by “most American women” you mean most angus beef cows.

    and for the “poo” person…
    What’s your damage Heather? ( if you don’t get it I’m not helping you!) Quit taking yourself too seriously…afterall this is the superficial, we are being superficial.What an anomaly. So step off your soap box and back into reality. If you don’t like what we say, by all means LEAVE.

    @145…loving it!!!

  3. shortyjenny

    Wow Toiletduck you sound so mature. I have a question for you. How old are u? You sure sound like you are about 15yrs old. I hope your proud of that. I’m sure your attitude will get you real far in life. Good luck with that!!!!!!

  4. jrzmommy

    138–a Brazillian soccer player has already beat you to it.

    140–I have two kids and I’m a chick. I gained over 60 lbs with each and enjoyed every fucking morsel! I’m back to a size 4.

    poo– what does this mean? “jrz mommy you started;you dish you take thats what perez says. ” I honestly feel like a fucking dolphin just squeaked at me and I have no goddammed idea what it said.

    For someone who is so full of love you like to stir shit up. “ya’ll nee to kwit yer hatin. Ya’lls the hatin-est haters in Appalachia Ya’lls wants to go an smoke a peece pap wif may?” Shut the fuck up.

  5. poo

    so dmarie you like that im offended? this is not fair. all i wanted to do was give my opinion not hear things like go kill yourself fuck yourself. get a life. not everyone is going to agree. so why are you being mean to me? im tired of it all. im soorry if i offended anyone i just want it to stop.

  6. poo

    ok mommy i didnt direct anything i said in the beginning towards you. but you made an offensive comment to me. i said something back and you got upset. when i say dish it i mean you started by attacking me. and if ya’ll wanna know my name is taylor not heather. thanks jenny for defending me. i just want peace not this bs.

  7. dmarie

    when you start shit, expect something to happen. You stirred the pot and now you’re stuck in the undertow.

    you’re feelings aren’t my problem. I’m here to read about spoiled, fat, ignorant celebrities and to make fun of them. If you aren’t here to so the same…what are you here for?
    to stir the fucking pot.

    end of story.

  8. jrzmommy

    besides douchebag, I’ve done and do enough good deeds in my life that i don’t worry about the crap i post on a fucking website about celebrities to some bink that’s off her rocker. I doubt any of this shit will keep me out of the Promise Land when I meet my maker. And if I happen to get there before ya, I’ll be sure to drop a dime on your ass to st. pete not to let your troublemaking ass through the pearly gates.

  9. dmarie

    “What’s your damage heather” is from a movie…obviously you are too young to know that…

  10. jrzmommy

    rich–her name is trailer. do you think this could be DanYELL reformed?

  11. poo

    actually dmarie im 19 and i just becuse i dont watch everymovie doesnt mean im too young. and mommy it seems like both of you think its cool to attack one person over nothing. and im too young? i dont understand the double standards here. and if you think that God is pleased with how you are acting thats a different story. if you want to talk about celebrities why are you still talking about me? how did i start stuff with you? dmarie? you obiously didnt read a word i said. i said it was not directed towards a particular person. im just promoting peace beacuse i belong in a discriminating club at school and my assignment was to make a change in how people view discrimination so i chose negeative blogging on the internet.

  12. poo

    excuse me discrimination club. we change views in todays society and try to make changes

  13. dmarie

    well. i was mistaken because im 21. in any case. you stirred the pot and we are individuals commenting on what you said. we aren’t on teams. this isn’t a gang-bang for christ’s sake.
    I think of this as something to get out my frustrations, a fun little pastime. I dont appreciate being lectured…and I’m sure everyone else feels the same. So save your breath. you aren’t changing any minds here. and we aren’t racist. we are having fun. No harm, no foul.

  14. ToiletDuck

    #153…

    Well, I am just lost for words, reading your post makes me think I am in grade school again, and I do remember a “short Jenny” there, she was 4’2″ and stayed that way through college, she had acne, Coke-bottle bottm glasses, buck teeth and she smelled and her first sexual experience scared the shit out of her because she was alone the whole time – gasp, could this be you???

  15. ToiletDuck

    and poo, I didn’t realize you were still in school – hmmm, 19 yrs old, can’t spell worth shit and doing a school project – you also belong to the “Discrimination Club”, my how things have changed, used to be the geeks belonged to the math club…do you ride the “special” bus to school every morning??

  16. poo

    thanks dmarie for making that comment a bit less harsh. i understand this helps you but yell at celebs not me. i didnt mean to offend you. i just wished the all of you can experience what its like to be a celebrity and maybe the outlook would be different. yes i am in school toilet and im sure you are as well. im in college and that is a course im taking. i am not a geek i was home coming queen at my highschool and i used to model for abercrombie when i was 17. i dont regret anything ive done i just want the best for everyone. and toilet you have mispelled words more than i have i could point that out but im not that low. no one rides schoolbuses at college buddy. i drive a civic as i said before.

  17. the beast

    Does the comment section of every single post look the same to anyone else? Why does anyone feel the need to argue back and forth about the value of making fun of people? Just say “cheetos” and be done!

    And for the love of god!!! Someone start making an effort to improve our public school system. Otherwise, we’re going to start seeing Sally Struthers on infomercials trying to raise money to teach people like Poo the difference between “your”, “you’re”, “there”, and “their”. That will only distract us all from more important matters like Paris’ labiaplasty.

  18. ToiletDuck

    You know, this is bullshit – I come here form some irreverent fun and some laughs, because in the real world, no one seems to have a sense of humor anymore, and I get a fucking politically correct, lesbian-college-campus, left-wing lecture on morality – listen up folks, no place is safe anymore, “they” are watching every move we make and “poo” is probably a child molester…sorry, but anyone that writes such trashy shit with all the punctuation mistakes must be going to a really shit college for retards, such as jrzmommy’s old alma mater, Fuck U…so there POOOOOOOOO!!

  19. ToiletDuck

    poo poo poo…KaKa for your information, is CORRECT in that it is a vernacular of an Afrikaans word for SHIT, or “kak.” Coming from the likes of you, I don’t think I need you telling me how to spell anything, “poo” and to repeat, Winnie was a POOH bear not a “POO” bear, although I am sure that you do not know that, yes, indeed the bear does shit in the woods, or for your benefit, poo in the woods….

  20. dmarie

    again, I don’t give a rat’s ass what you allege you have done in your life. I am not here to be your friend. I am here to give spoiled, ignorant, rich brats a verbal beating. I don’t want to walk in their shoes. I don’t want to know what it’s like to be a jackass. So save the comments about feelings and your personal life because none of us care.

    Stick a fork in me I’m done!

  21. poo

    if you guys say your done that stop sayin stuff about me. and making fun of my pucuation doesnt matter i just typing fast. since when am i the bad guy in this? you wont leave me alone. you trash somone if they dont agree with everthing you say. your not evrything people. i dont want to be friends with trash like you. im not a lesbo. what are you gay? if you dont care what i say then dont comment. wow you are hypocritical. i agree with shortjenny you guys are losers to have to even respond to what i said. this is the last comment im putting cause this is immature and i’ve just degraded myself to a retard leval for even responding to trash.

  22. poo

    and beast if you want it to stop dont respond to what people say you just added fuel to the flame

  23. ToiletDuck

    Best news I’ve heard all day – NO MORE POO????

  24. the beast

    You’re so very right, poo. “Puncuation” doesn’t matter, which is why I cringe at your spelling and grammar, not your “puncuation”.

  25. poo

    duck you are the trashiest person alive shut the hell up and drop it. if your out of highschool start acting like you low life

  26. poo

    beast kiss off. now im fired up. all of you are losers for actin like your all that. so what i mispell sometimes screw me. why dont you go smoke a blunt like trash and buy a real life. until any of you actually make sense for once shut up. a lot of your comments are dopey and sound like your on crack. toilet why dont you take a poo in your duck toilet. you wanna argue bring it y6ou lowsy whore screwing pond scums

  27. poo

    p.s. beast i love how iv’e caused sooo much drama up in this biotch. muah love ya. my grammar and spelling are fine in this one skank.

  28. Nikk The Templar

    poo = BoredBlonde

  29. ToiletDuck

    Dear poo…why don’t you waddle your fat, acne pocked arse into your kitchen and find the most painful looking kitchen implement available and insert it directly into your anal cavity, where hopefully it will hurt most exquisitely – and yes, my spelling is better than yours…or perhaps your typing is of low quality because you have one of your hands busily diddling your unwashed vagina, which probably feels so good that you simply cannot bear to remove your hand long enough to spell properly…

    And, by the way, poo means SHIT, not a bear, so sorry to disappoint you…

  30. poo

    instead of bashing me let’s talk about what mariah has been wearing at her concerts. her body def doesn’t fit those lengerie outfits. from now on i’m not responding to negative posts about me so don’t bother let’s do what we all came here to do…check the latest news and comment. my whole point of all this is i love britney.

  31. ToiletDuck

    Oh yeah, Mariah, she is a fat, fucking whore who can’t sing and is desperate for a man ever since Tommy Mottola dumped her…and she dresses like a Santa Monica Boulevard streetwalker…

  32. the beast

    “my grammar and spelling are fine in this one skank.”

    They are? Oh. My bad then. I had no idea the apostrophe went between the v and the e in I’ve. Plus, I’m glad I have you to thank for letting me no that there’s no comma needed after “one” in the sentence above.

    However, I can’t resist the chance to throw up a little in my mouth over the size of Mariah’s thighs so let’s continue down that rather large path. Who doesn’t love Britney? She’s everyone’s favorite hilljack cousin!

  33. ToiletDuck

    Dear poo…

    Maybe you should choose better role models, women who have really accomplished something besides having multiple orgasms or having two penises inside them at the same time…

  34. ToiletDuck

    “Please give generously and help us stop the poo.”

  35. jrzmommy

    Poo is now pissed. Way too many bodily functions happening here. And yeah I did go to Fuck U — and I was a founding sister of I Tappa Keg. so what?

  36. ToiletDuck

    #185…

    I tried to get into Faber College, because I wanted to join Animal House, so I settled for watching the movie 27 times…and I really miss poo…perhaps she finally found her way back to the cuckoo’s nest?

  37. jrzmommy

    poo belongs to a discrimination club. sounds like a very discriminating group. I wish poo would come back. i’m having a bad day and i need to displace my anger on someone. Poo-ooo? Poo? Are you there? Poooooo? Come out and tell us we’re all hatin haters. Poo?

  38. jenny mack

    britney spears + dark hair = ugly

  39. poo

    awwe i feel touched. well yea i miss arguing too. but hey i’m not here to argue anymore. how are you guys? oh yea do and say what you want. i don’t care anymore. love- taylor

  40. ToiletDuck

    Awww, c’mon poo, too chicken shit now to play with us?? Why don’t you tell us how much you respect Lindsay Lohan and how much of a talented successful woman she is, blah blah..

  41. jrzmommy

    With love, Trailer.

  42. wow, she shops at walmart?

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