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scrooge | August 22, 2006 at 2:36 pm
At least her breasts are bigger and she now has some rolls to snack on.
http://www.hulkmad.com
BarbadoSlim | August 22, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Pure motherfuckin’ class y’all!
biatcho | August 22, 2006 at 2:37 pm
hair extensions by Jessica Simpson & cheap negligee by Jaqueline Smith?
puffy bloated calves by Ben & Jerry’s?
joslibrarian | August 22, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Have you seen a clip of the awards? She came out to present K-Fed chomping away at a wad of gum. Brit, brit, brit! You never cease to amuse and amaze.
lohanjob | August 22, 2006 at 2:40 pm
besides the asinine poses, she looks pretty normal. for her anyway.
hav-a-tampa | August 22, 2006 at 2:40 pm
she looks sooooooooooo fat… i think her breasts are gonna EXPLODE !!
what the hell is Wal~Mart Giving away free shit to her for? they must feel sorry for her.
Nikk The Templar | August 22, 2006 at 2:41 pm
#3….don’t forget shoes by Payless. I wonder how long it’s going to be before the heels on those things collapse under her weight.
And damn, her breasts look amazing…
Cat | August 22, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Look how the straps of her dress are digging into her back! That’s gonna leave a mark!
LL | August 22, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Nice role model. In Britneyworld, just because you’re 8 months pregnant doesn’t mean you can’t walk around looking like you’re wearing your honeymoon nightie. I’m actually getting used to the dark hair (though it’s way too dark, she looks like Elvira), but good god, you barely notice the hair because you’re mesmerized by those humongous hooters. This is the best she’s looked in awhile though, so perhaps we should cut her some slack. Skanky, yes, but she does appear to have bathed and brushed her hair and her shoes match the dress.
shierkahn | August 22, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Wow…if she is not the posterchild for stay in school, save your money, and birth control……..I don’t know who is..
crystalclear | August 22, 2006 at 2:44 pm
What’s with the country singer hair style? And it’s bad enough she looks like a bloated whale but then she does a sideways pose in pic 3 and we get to see all that blubber under her arms and hanging over the straps of her “dress”.
happy_bunny | August 22, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Pregger Boobs! It looks like they’re duct-taped together too. They have more power when they’re smooshed into on one big Super Boob.
nc72 | August 22, 2006 at 2:48 pm
She’s pregnant what do you expect. If those had highbeams they’d be blinding!
http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears/1/c/361/
Lukielongsocks | August 22, 2006 at 2:48 pm
I smell varmit poontang.
Equalparts | August 22, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Looks like she’s airing out her kooch in that first picture.
weneki | August 22, 2006 at 2:54 pm
what the hell is on the floor behind her in the first pic? did she just squat and take a dump?
Jedi Kevin | August 22, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Barbie’s Fab Feces? Ew!
BarbadoSlim | August 22, 2006 at 3:07 pm
There once was a cartoon Wrangler jeans commercial which featured a bunch of fat female hippopotami singing to a piano player.
What’s my point?
Britaney is a whole bunch of fatter.
Sarah-Jean | August 22, 2006 at 3:16 pm
I don’t understand why she’s posing with products. She looks so foolish!
Jake | August 22, 2006 at 3:20 pm
I liked it better when she was promoting her body to sell records. Now she’s posing for posing’s sake. You’re pregnant, we get it.
http://wampoon.com/
ImSuicidal | August 22, 2006 at 3:20 pm
She’s grinning like she’s about to receive the money shot.
El drama del Internet | August 22, 2006 at 3:22 pm
back fat back fat back fat back fat back fat back fat with tight spaghetti strings uuuuurghhhhhhhhh
And by the way…isn’t her forehead too big…? Is that her natural hair-line?
RenoScarab | August 22, 2006 at 3:26 pm
You know that right after they took those pix she was on the phone with her mom “Momma, I done gots me some free toys fer Kevin and that baby!”
PS – love the titties.
PPS – check out my Brit tirade: http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/08/oops-she-did-it-again.html
Elikapeka | August 22, 2006 at 3:26 pm
I’ll say it again Britney, PLLEEAASEEE sew your vagina shut. Or when that little bambino comes out wearing bling and it’s umbilical cord tied around its head like a bandana, SUCK IT BACK IN.
MissaRB | August 22, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Why is she takiing her pictures in the janitor’s closet? Is that where she went to hide from real rappers after her husbands performance. Dont worry Brit, they wont find you in there.
sharkbite | August 22, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Good lord, look at her bazookas.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
dupababy | August 22, 2006 at 3:53 pm
oh now.. i’m all for britbrit’s major boobage.. that shit looks hawt even for a pregger girl.. but the pig leg action is where i have to draw the line.. she’s been a poster child for wal-mart’s junk food long enough.. step into the light girl.. all that greasy crap food has gone to your hair.. and your calves.. drop by stingybitches.com and we’ll teach you how to make a cheap ass meal..
http://www.stingybitches.com/gourmet%20page.html
AmericanMcKrout | August 22, 2006 at 4:04 pm
I know it has been said before, but.. EWWWWW! BACK FAT!
Please tell me she was wearing panties on that stage under the nightie…
AmericanMcKrout | August 22, 2006 at 4:04 pm
But- I must say: the melons look wonderful. I’d tittie fuck that with my vibrator!
Jacq | August 22, 2006 at 4:08 pm
She took it back and traded it for a case of Cheetos. Those people at Wal-Mart will let you return ANYTHING.
Celetina | August 22, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Picture 1: that is, simply put, THE most unattractive way to pose one’s legs. Seriously, it’s horrible. Her already kinda-chunky stumps become huuuuge when she TURNS THEM HORIZONTALLY.
I also read that label as “Barbie’s Fab Feces” and was quite confused.
Dee | August 22, 2006 at 4:20 pm
If she wore some decent maternity clothes she would look half decent. I mean no one should wear that outfit, let alone a pregnant person. I’m poor and I still managed to get some decent maternity clothes. I’m sure she could have managed to dig up something!
Binky | August 22, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Golly Jed – I haven’t seen Britney-Mae so happy since they ‘loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly’
Hills that is…
(At least I remembered the words to this one)
Courtney | August 22, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Oh whatever people. She looks pretty cute I’d say, and I’m not just looking at those overflowing knockers. Sure, the dress is a bit young for her, and yeah that particular angle doesn’t make her leg look great, but her face looks lovely and glowing and all that crap. She’ll never do right by y’all, will she? And good god, how can I be the only one sick of these moronic Cheetos references. The girl likes to snack, get over it.
Stolie | August 22, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Just when you thought this woman couldn’t possibly get any tackier … oops, she did it again! ;)
Ewwwwww, does taking a cheap shot at a pregnant woman make me bad person? Probably … Okay, okay, I take it back.
beanncheese | August 22, 2006 at 4:44 pm
I think a bag of cookies would of been more fitting.
http://www.spoonspam.com
ToiletDuck | August 22, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Stupid cunt…
BUT…..those tits really are fucking fantastic…
booga-booga | August 22, 2006 at 4:55 pm
how’d they stuff all of that greasy sausage meet into a hot-dog skin?
booga-booga | August 22, 2006 at 4:56 pm
shit. I spelled “meat” wrong.
Now I am no better than Brit.
the beast | August 22, 2006 at 4:57 pm
dear fake tan spray,
i done followed all your direction thingies and what not but ma’ foot has this crazy orange line down the side. i asked ma’ husbind…husbeen…hus…kevin what to do and he said don’t wipe ma’ cheetos on ma’ foot no more. but that’s just crazy talk, spray, you know i wipe ma’ cheetos on my stomach so the new-tree-ints can go right to the baby. can ya’ll help me cuz i tried liftin up ma’ other foot to spray the bottom but that just got the floor all sticky and i couldn’t tell what was cheetos grease and what was spray and i ended up just eatin it all and got real dizzy like. please ya’ll! you gotta help me cuz i’m presentin at mtv tonight and i think justin might be watchin. thanks, ya’ll.
love,
britney
Armed | August 22, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Wow, I read it twice and could have sworn that it said “Barbie Fab Feces Doll” which I could neither confirm nor deny from the box. Too bad, because that would have been much more entertaining.
ToiletDuck | August 22, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I would love to stick my tongue into her dirty asshole…
laury | August 22, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Who the heck wears high heels while being this far along in their pregnancy??? Britney Spears the perennial whore, that’s who. That can’t be good for her back. Her constant attempts at trying to be sexy when she’s long lost all sign of sex-appeal are just plain pathetic. Seems to me like she’s trying to prove something to herself… that she can still be attractive even though she looks like a whale now…
TrannyGranny | August 22, 2006 at 6:07 pm
AAHAAAAAA!!! I can see her DICK!!!!!!
Dory | August 22, 2006 at 6:36 pm
all she had to do was wear pants with a low cut top and she would have looked great, happy glowing face, big boobalators out the top of the shirt, she could have even worn heels. Honestly girl you could have made a good impression for once. You know the scariest thing, everytime I see this girl I think of someone I went to school with, the face, the body, the fact they are both knocked up. Totally Scary!
ToiletDuck | August 22, 2006 at 6:46 pm
I would like to stick my tongue into her navel (from the inside out)…
aww its deb | August 22, 2006 at 7:00 pm
what in THE hell is on the floor behind her in that first pic? looks like someone
(K-fed?) took a dump.
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 7:02 pm
If she keeps the boobs after she pops, I promise to buy Federfuck’s album. Then I’ll get my lighter, melt the edges a bit, sharpen them, and slit my fucking throat with it.
In other news: Sanrio stock plunges on news that Britney Federfuck Spears decides to promote the company. When asked the primary cause of the sell-off, company officials at Sanrio were overheard lamenting that “Hello Kitty” never had an orange nose, Ms. Federfuck just happened to poke it with her Cheetoed finger. Walmart officials were pleased to capture their target demographic, and have no further comments at this time, other than to ask Ms. Federfuck to stop eating all the “weenie” samples in the grocery section, and to explain the cause of hundreds of partially consumed snack bags of Cheez-Its.
ToiletDuck | August 22, 2006 at 7:14 pm
After hanging out with Brit, Hello Kitty now has chlamydia and has moved back to Hong Kong and become a prostitute – she has changed her name to Hello Pussy, and has tried numerous times to commit suicide after finally committing the ultimate degradation of lending her name and quality product line to Slutny Spears and K-Fuck and Co.
mgbrown66 | August 22, 2006 at 7:15 pm
What did she say while introducing her husband? I couldn’t hear her over the deuling banjos.