Britney Spears gets more time with her kids

May 6th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Britney Spears has been granted a “graduated expansion” of her time with sons Jayden and Sean, according to Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan via TMZ’s live feed. It appears to be official that Britney is no longer batshit insane and has demonstrated as much to the court. Kevin still retains full custody of the kids and, at this time, Britney’s visits are still monitored. Though it was hinted that not every visit will be monitored. After Mark Kaplan spoke, Britney’s parents issued a statement declaring their happiness with Britney’s improvement and the court’s decision.

I think I speak for everybody who’s keeping their mouth shut that Britney’s main problem was Sam Lutfi. The dude disappears and suddenly she knows how to wear underwear and speak her own language. That’s a pretty big coincidence. Also she’s no longer sandbagging Adnan, so whatever drugs Sam was given her that makes her fall in love with Middle Eastern-looking men has effectively worn off. Great. Now what do I do with all these turbans?

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  1. ph7

    ¡¡¡?s???

  2. Randal

    This is GREAT news. I knew things would start to shape up for you my dear Britney. You are a wonderful person that has been portrayed as an evil woman by the media.

    You’ve started to clear your mind and focus on what’s important to you and by doing so, the rest will fall into place nicely.

    Great work Brit! Your fans support you!

    xoxo

    Randal

  3. It's miii Britneeeeeee

    YAY FIRTS!!!!
    hehy im first ya1111

  4. Cindy

    The comeback continues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Go Brit-Brit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your TRUE FANS will never stop supporting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Ted

    @#2….

    My thoughts can only be expressed as….

    lolwhut?

  6. Ted

    No seriously, why are there so many hardcore britney fans here.

  7. Randal

    Well, even stars go through their ups and downs and need support, even like we do from time to time. Perhaps we turn to a close friend, a teacher or a parent to get us back on our feet. It’s no different with Britney except that she has her legion of fans to also draw support from.

    No mother should be denied to hold and love her children and in Britney’s case, she didn’t molest them or beat them. She just made a few mistakes, got on the wrong road with the wrong people.

    She still shines and will shine as bright as she once did. This is one step of many!

    Randal

  8. Matthew

    that’s good no sam swengali lufti to brainwash her

  9. fygu

    #1 How did you do that? You’re brilliant!
    So we should all be applauding and jumping up and down cheering for her getting more visitation? What about all of the good mothers out there who have never been visited by CPS or had their kids taken away? Where’s our parade?

  10. fygu

    #1 How did you do that? You’re brilliant!
    So we should all be applauding and jumping up and down cheering for her getting more visitation? Big fucking deal. Color me unimpressed. What about all of the good mothers out there who have never been visited by CPS or had their kids taken away? Where’s our parade?

  11. 23apples

    Cool scrunchie.

  12. Nicole, you had me at “1. ph7 – May 6, 2008 3:55 PM ¡¡¡?s???”

    Wanna fuck?

  13. Fat neck EWWWWWW!!

  14. havoc

    She should shave her head again….

    .

  15. nag

    #10 – don’t be a p??? — google it yourself.

  16. jenipurrr

    Dude…is she wearing a scrunchie? Ok..that is so wal-mart.

  17. tp

    FABULOUS!!! Now if she could just get that hair under control…

  18. She’s probably wearing jammie bottoms too, you just can’t see them. Yeah she looks just like this woman I saw at Walmart Saturday.

    I mean I was driving by, I don’t shop there…heh heh..

  19. o????

    Wow I did it!!!

  20. Anonymous

    Oh Randal…..it’s time for your AIDS test.

  21. BunnyButt

    Whee! She’s gradumacated! I believe this is the only gradumacation she’ll ever have…

  22. no name

    Well, I’m glad for her kid’s sake that they get to see their mom.

  23. Jenny

    Britney is so awesome! Despite all the mistreatment by the media, the paparazzi, the courts, and all you bitter haterz, Britney STILL bounces back! Yea Brit! WE LOVE YOU FOREVA!!!!!!

  24. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Well shit she looks surprisingly normal and healthy here. maybe just maybe (but probably not) things are looking up for Shitney at last.

  25. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Christ whats with all the fucking retarded Shitney fans on here on this post.

  26. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Christ whats with all the fucking retarded Shitney fans on here on this post.

  27. OMG, she looks so hot. She is my favour@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  28. britney's weave

    i am loving my new 99 cent target clearance scrunchie!

  29. ???

    Randal, shut the fuck up, fruitcake. You don’t really think these people are reading your comments about them on this site, do you? Pull your head out, and quit signing your name at the end of your comments like you’re writing a letter or something. It’s creepy.

  30. TS

    #20, that was funny shit.

  31. Jimboooo!

    wat

  32. Mississippi

    This is great news.. However, if she’s that easily brainwashed, who’s to say it won’t happen again, just as easily? She’s a time bomb.. “tick tick tick”

    But I am happy for the girl.. It’s just kind of scary that a mother of 2 could allow that to happen to herself.. I just don’t understand the way some minds work, I guess…

  33. michael9911

    I never heard so much . I will share it to my blog on “richloving .c o m” where the rich & celebrity have romance!

  34. The girl looks like she’s been dragged through the mill. At least her hair finally grew back! We love Britney, and we wish her a happy retirement.

  35. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    @34 thats extensions dumbass!

  36. #25 has a funny nickname for britney , I didn’t spoil it by listing it here but it is funny.

    A little mean tho…She’s struggling a little bit but people still love her.
    Britney still has a lot of time to turn her ad ways around.

    More funny stuff at http://thecomedynet.com

  37. Gunion

    Wow the government deemed you responsible enought to actually have your own children overnight. What an accomplishment. Soon she will be wiping her own ass.

    Either way I have 20$ that says one day she will eat on of those kids.

  38. Do you really think her kids are happy to see her?

  39. beautiful

    Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. I saw her milllionaire dating site ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. Good luck to her search.

  40. Cashmere

    Britney’s back!! She’s getting better everyday and now more time with her kids!! Yay! Read more about this on the brand new E!Online website today!

  41. Emma

    Dude, I love you thesuperficial writer but turbans are worn by Indians, not middle easterns. I know it’s all the same to us in the US who dont know care, but there is actually a pretty big difference between the two nations.

  42. granimal

    1990 called,they want the scrunchie back

  43. I like Britney Spears. Greetings.

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