Britney Spears gets it on Saved By the Bell style

#46 she’s a woman not a cow. if she wants to go out and flaunt nature’s own boob job, good for her. fuck the children, nobody said parents should be slaves (except maybe kunta kinte’s dad). when they’re 18 we’ll see if they’re worth our attention (very unlikely in this case).

That is what happens when you married a nutjob like KFed; you run around like a chicken with your head cut off, gasping for some social connections wherever you can find them.

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//It’s like some weird fantasy world where she gets dinner with Captain Hook and then heads back to her hotel room with that guy on the Pringles box.

ROFL. Nice..a mother that smokes, that must be good for the breast milk she feeds to her little dem-…er children. Did anyone ever tell her how to buy fitted clothing? She’s popping out everywhere, it looks gross.

What happens after a failed marriage with britney spears? She drowns herself in sarrow and shares her pain with people that absolutely don’t care…nice britney..nice.

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Britney IS a cow…a big, fat heifer, to be exact. Just look at her!

Look at that picture! You just know she’s going “Haw haw haw *snort*.”

So Mario Lopez has banged his Russian dance partner, Eva Longoria, and Cheryl Burke in the past 2 months (I know the last 2 for fact)? And now Britney?

Why should he care if he ever gets a job again if he’s hittin that kinda tail all day? He’s already too busy.

If K-fraud is wanting to get those kids away from Britney,she sure is giving him plenty of ammo.Stupid bitch.

HAS ANYBODY ELSE REALISED THOSE ARE HER “MISSING” TROUSERS AROUND HER NECK?!?!

What’s the deal? Two Fraggles hanging out together with a bunch of Doozers in the background.

why do i have a feeling paris is playing brit. i’m sure she was like “yes, brit i saw it on the catwalks of milan myself. the new look for fall is your pants arund your neck like a sweater. that’s hot”.

and poor washed up brit is like “i want to be cool like you paris. i’ll do it. thanks, pal”.

yes #59, i said that at #49

i just wanted to reiterate how bad her hair looks. the classy thing she had going on lasted about 2.5 seconds. what a mess.

Paris tells, to a Britney with her trousers around her neck, some bitchy gossips about her own best friends (Nicole, Lindsay, etc)

Tomorrow Paris will be doing the same with any other…. but this time she’ll be telling everyone how a hammered Britney took out her size100-trousers and put them around her neck…

So classssyy

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT’S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

ha ha…she’s desperate for attention