Britney Spears gets it on Saved By the Bell style

Welcome to the sext tape club…first?!

Shit, now if I could only spell…

Yeah…Hanging out with Paris Hilton. That’ll help the custody battle.

Saved By the Bell, in the circles Britney usually moves in, is considered high art.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Smoking is the best possible choice for breastfeeding mothers. She is a wonderful person.

is she taking parenting tips from Kfed?

Yeah, what a mother of two very young children who’s also in the midst of a divorce really needs is to hang out with the skeeviest people imaginable. What, OJ, Danny Bonaduce and Tonya Harding weren’t available? I’m not saying Britney should cloister herself or anything like that, but she couldn’t have found a better class of people to hang with? Doesn’t she supposedly have dear, dear friends from back in Louisiana that she’s known since back in the day? Why can’t she hang with them? Or join a celeb mothers group or something. I’m beginning to think neither she nor Kev (certainly) should be around their children. They both seem like a very bad influence. On grounds of sheer stupidity, if nothing else.

mario lopez may not have won “dancing with the stars” but it looks like he ended up dancing with a star.

now wouldn’t it be divine justice if britney replaces EARL with an amateur dancer? and considering how fine mr. lopez look naked in “nip/tuck”, i suspect she was quick to introduce him to her beaver.

What is she wearing?
She looks terrible.

It comes to something, when Paris Hilton makes you look bad.

I’m completely indifferent to this saved by the bell person…who?

On to shitney, So, you rid ya’self of your shitbag, no-good hubby, try to get back some credibility for your tarnished career and, watta you do?

you start hangin’ with herpes Hilton.

good show, just go back to fagerline you stoopid bitch.

Good job Titney… nothing says I (heart) my kids like some nicotene in the ol’ breast milk. The first picture is obviously a conversation about how hard it was to go down on me…

I can only imagine that standing next to those two would make your IQ drop about 60 points instantaneously and develop sudden cases of herpes and the need for cheetos.

Just when I started to think Britney was (again?) becoming a respectable member of the human race. Maybe she is hanging with paris to make herself look smarter.

And regarding the last picture: WHERE THE HELL ARE BRITNEY’S PANTS???

That sounds really super duper cool boss and neato!

britney is smoking?! oh noos!!

pop art underpants –> http://funderpants.com

yeah i’m sure that drinking and smoking does wonders for the baby that you’re supposedly breastfeeding. did she finally realize she can’t handle being a mother and hire a staff of nannies cause no one has seen her with kids for weeks.

There are just too many pathologies to comment on here. The shirt gaping at the buttons, the unblended extensions, the chunky thighs, the blonde transvestite……fuck this.

Kevin must have gotten the mirror in the divorce.

The only way S.P. and that other kid that I was convinced was also S.P. could have a more fucked up childood is if they were left in Michael Jackson’s custody! Although at least then they would have an amusement park and a zoo… (kids get over traumas real quick if you distract them, I hear!)

At least she found a friend in Paris! (that was sarcasm Barbado Slim)

Godddammit Britney, I’m sick of this shit!!! Your tits are huge and sagging, get some support woman!! Why are you going out dressed as a librarian? Gaping holes in a button-down are so wrong for so many reasons. Get yourself some help girl.

Britney’s milk jugs are sooooo full , they look like they are gonna bust her blouse buttons. utterly fantastic !!! :P

Has this rag even been home to her kids since she filed for divorce? She’s been barhopping & shopping at the Gap ever since.

And what the fuck is it wearing?? Get a shirt that fits your flabby-ass knockers.
It is impossible for her to look good in anything and I’m sure she looks even more repulsive when she’s nekked.

WTF does she always have to look like such shit?!?! I mean she has money… that’s what u pay stylists and make-up artists for… so when u go out u don’t like white trash!! She will never change… she will ALWAYS look like crap and that is why I can’t stand her… she is just a big slob!!

#18 – HA!!!

slob. that’s a good word for her.

Slater used to bang the Doritos chick

http://www.celebslam.com

Maybe Paris was giving her tips for being a good mother like hers.

I saw AC Slater once in an elevator in Hollywood… he’s not that hot. Cute.. but not hot.

#13, #24: She cannot go ‘back’ to respectability, having never been there, and she cannot ‘buy’ the respectability to move foreard. She is stuck in Satin Shirt Limbo for eternity.

I love how so many people like to believe that Kevin somehow ‘turned her into’ a hillbilly. All he did was put himself between her and her handlers so that her Grit Flag could fly high and proud.

#13 – aren’t those her pants tied around her neck (top photo)?

And yes, she is making Paris look like a supermodel. Ouchie.

Britney: “…and then i says to him, i says “K-Fed, you may have been the brains of the relationship but you ain’t got a pot to piss in now!”

Paris: “BAHAHA! Who’s K-Fed? You smoke pot??”

What the hell happened to that cute bob ‘do of hers? WTF? I read somewhere that K-Fag’s going to write a tell all book where amongst other things, he talkes about how Britney’s real hair is so brittle, short and damaged from all the abuse that she will always have to wear extentions. I guess he was right. *Sigh*

#22 – Don’t ya mean “udderly” fantastic?!?!? *Yuk, yuk*

#31 Hilarious!! Either that or she is the newest Caped Crusader of Cuntville.

#30 I’ve never thought Britney had an ounce of class. I was shocked that she looked good two days in a row while in NYC. If she doesn’t have an entire crew of specialists she looks like crap… which is like all the time. Its just pathetic… She will never have any class, ever.

I gathered as much B.E., the faint yet distinct bouquet of sarcasm was difficult to miss when I read your post :)

So then, all we need are that tranny daughter of Rod Stewart’s (the one with the liver disease from drinking) and the other one, with the tits and the lawyer daddy, hmmm Kardashian, yeah…
and we can have our own Diseased Celebrity Whores Gone Wild (britney would have the mental disease)

I can get good deal on distribution I know guy from Reno.

how cute, she’s wearing one of KFed’s shirts.

Man, that is weird. But it’s also awesome.

Say what you will (and you will) but as far as transition guys go – she could do much worse than A.C. Slater.

I’m really surprised that Paris would be photographed talking to her.

They must be exchanging sex-tape reprocussion advice.

Where the fuck are her children? Seriously. Do you think she even bothered to hire a nanny, or did she just leave them to fend for themselves, which ironically would be preferable?

Second, what excuse does she have for those saggy tits? She has tons of money. Get a good bra or get a boob job. She obviously had the fat sucked out of her tummy, couldn’t they have lifted her boobs up at the same time?

That is the worst weave I have ever seen, you can clearly tell where her real hair ends and the extensions begin. She should get with Jessica Simpson.

There is no excuse for looking that tore up when you have millions.

I thought it said Shaved by the Bell.

Not nearly as interesting now.

Make sure to play the Britney and Kevin Sex Tape Game:

http://www.tacosntonic.com/flash/PlayBritneySpears.php

Welcome to the sex tape club Britney.

What bugs me is that she obviously has full breasts and she isn’t feeding her babies with them.

I really hope she does fuck Mario Lopez. You know he a greaser and has had more ass than a proctologist, BUT I know he can throw down. mmmmm. Yum.

jeezus,in a couple years she’ll be getting banged by screech,with mr belding in a gimp suit masturbating in a corner.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

wait, those are her pants tied around her neck in the first photo! yikes.

Umm…I’m pretty sure Mario Lopez LTC. So I don’t think he was banging Brit. Probably just enjoying the drag show.

apparently after K-fed, everything goes downhill.