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sexybitch | November 20, 2006 at 9:19 am
Welcome to the sext tape club…first?!
sexybitch | November 20, 2006 at 9:19 am
Shit, now if I could only spell…
no one you know | November 20, 2006 at 9:19 am
Yeah…Hanging out with Paris Hilton. That’ll help the custody battle.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 20, 2006 at 9:20 am
Saved By the Bell, in the circles Britney usually moves in, is considered high art.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
mrs.t | November 20, 2006 at 9:25 am
Smoking is the best possible choice for breastfeeding mothers. She is a wonderful person.
amaritimer | November 20, 2006 at 9:26 am
is she taking parenting tips from Kfed?
LL | November 20, 2006 at 9:27 am
Yeah, what a mother of two very young children who’s also in the midst of a divorce really needs is to hang out with the skeeviest people imaginable. What, OJ, Danny Bonaduce and Tonya Harding weren’t available? I’m not saying Britney should cloister herself or anything like that, but she couldn’t have found a better class of people to hang with? Doesn’t she supposedly have dear, dear friends from back in Louisiana that she’s known since back in the day? Why can’t she hang with them? Or join a celeb mothers group or something. I’m beginning to think neither she nor Kev (certainly) should be around their children. They both seem like a very bad influence. On grounds of sheer stupidity, if nothing else.
NipsyHustle | November 20, 2006 at 9:28 am
mario lopez may not have won “dancing with the stars” but it looks like he ended up dancing with a star.
now wouldn’t it be divine justice if britney replaces EARL with an amateur dancer? and considering how fine mr. lopez look naked in “nip/tuck”, i suspect she was quick to introduce him to her beaver.
GiantSp | November 20, 2006 at 9:30 am
What is she wearing?
She looks terrible.
It comes to something, when Paris Hilton makes you look bad.
BarbadoSlim | November 20, 2006 at 9:36 am
I’m completely indifferent to this saved by the bell person…who?
On to shitney, So, you rid ya’self of your shitbag, no-good hubby, try to get back some credibility for your tarnished career and, watta you do?
you start hangin’ with herpes Hilton.
good show, just go back to fagerline you stoopid bitch.
RichPort | November 20, 2006 at 9:37 am
Good job Titney… nothing says I (heart) my kids like some nicotene in the ol’ breast milk. The first picture is obviously a conversation about how hard it was to go down on me…
seastay | November 20, 2006 at 9:38 am
I can only imagine that standing next to those two would make your IQ drop about 60 points instantaneously and develop sudden cases of herpes and the need for cheetos.
Just when I started to think Britney was (again?) becoming a respectable member of the human race. Maybe she is hanging with paris to make herself look smarter.
And regarding the last picture: WHERE THE HELL ARE BRITNEY’S PANTS???
Brain Embolism | November 20, 2006 at 9:38 am
That sounds really super duper cool boss and neato!
Adult Underoos | November 20, 2006 at 9:40 am
britney is smoking?! oh noos!!
pop art underpants –> http://funderpants.com
jesseeca | November 20, 2006 at 9:40 am
yeah i’m sure that drinking and smoking does wonders for the baby that you’re supposedly breastfeeding. did she finally realize she can’t handle being a mother and hire a staff of nannies cause no one has seen her with kids for weeks.
jrzmommy | November 20, 2006 at 9:40 am
There are just too many pathologies to comment on here. The shirt gaping at the buttons, the unblended extensions, the chunky thighs, the blonde transvestite……fuck this.
86 | November 20, 2006 at 9:40 am
Kevin must have gotten the mirror in the divorce.
SayWhat? | November 20, 2006 at 9:41 am
The only way S.P. and that other kid that I was convinced was also S.P. could have a more fucked up childood is if they were left in Michael Jackson’s custody! Although at least then they would have an amusement park and a zoo… (kids get over traumas real quick if you distract them, I hear!)
Brain Embolism | November 20, 2006 at 9:41 am
At least she found a friend in Paris! (that was sarcasm Barbado Slim)
86 | November 20, 2006 at 9:42 am
Godddammit Britney, I’m sick of this shit!!! Your tits are huge and sagging, get some support woman!! Why are you going out dressed as a librarian? Gaping holes in a button-down are so wrong for so many reasons. Get yourself some help girl.
bigsteamyone | November 20, 2006 at 9:44 am
Britney’s milk jugs are sooooo full , they look like they are gonna bust her blouse buttons. utterly fantastic !!! :P
biatcho | November 20, 2006 at 9:47 am
Has this rag even been home to her kids since she filed for divorce? She’s been barhopping & shopping at the Gap ever since.
And what the fuck is it wearing?? Get a shirt that fits your flabby-ass knockers.
It is impossible for her to look good in anything and I’m sure she looks even more repulsive when she’s nekked.
Jacquelantern | November 20, 2006 at 9:48 am
WTF does she always have to look like such shit?!?! I mean she has money… that’s what u pay stylists and make-up artists for… so when u go out u don’t like white trash!! She will never change… she will ALWAYS look like crap and that is why I can’t stand her… she is just a big slob!!
RichPort | November 20, 2006 at 9:55 am
#18 – HA!!!
jrzmommy | November 20, 2006 at 10:00 am
slob. that’s a good word for her.
CelebSlam.com | November 20, 2006 at 10:04 am
Slater used to bang the Doritos chick
http://www.celebslam.com
serial snarkalec | November 20, 2006 at 10:06 am
Maybe Paris was giving her tips for being a good mother like hers.
Jacquelantern | November 20, 2006 at 10:06 am
I saw AC Slater once in an elevator in Hollywood… he’s not that hot. Cute.. but not hot.
mrs.t | November 20, 2006 at 10:07 am
#13, #24: She cannot go ‘back’ to respectability, having never been there, and she cannot ‘buy’ the respectability to move foreard. She is stuck in Satin Shirt Limbo for eternity.
I love how so many people like to believe that Kevin somehow ‘turned her into’ a hillbilly. All he did was put himself between her and her handlers so that her Grit Flag could fly high and proud.
poodleup | November 20, 2006 at 10:08 am
#13 – aren’t those her pants tied around her neck (top photo)?
mrs.t | November 20, 2006 at 10:08 am
And yes, she is making Paris look like a supermodel. Ouchie.
Ruby | November 20, 2006 at 10:09 am
Britney: “…and then i says to him, i says “K-Fed, you may have been the brains of the relationship but you ain’t got a pot to piss in now!”
Paris: “BAHAHA! Who’s K-Fed? You smoke pot??”
magickal | November 20, 2006 at 10:11 am
What the hell happened to that cute bob ‘do of hers? WTF? I read somewhere that K-Fag’s going to write a tell all book where amongst other things, he talkes about how Britney’s real hair is so brittle, short and damaged from all the abuse that she will always have to wear extentions. I guess he was right. *Sigh*
#22 – Don’t ya mean “udderly” fantastic?!?!? *Yuk, yuk*
Ruby | November 20, 2006 at 10:12 am
#31 Hilarious!! Either that or she is the newest Caped Crusader of Cuntville.
Jacquelantern | November 20, 2006 at 10:17 am
#30 I’ve never thought Britney had an ounce of class. I was shocked that she looked good two days in a row while in NYC. If she doesn’t have an entire crew of specialists she looks like crap… which is like all the time. Its just pathetic… She will never have any class, ever.
BarbadoSlim | November 20, 2006 at 10:27 am
I gathered as much B.E., the faint yet distinct bouquet of sarcasm was difficult to miss when I read your post :)
So then, all we need are that tranny daughter of Rod Stewart’s (the one with the liver disease from drinking) and the other one, with the tits and the lawyer daddy, hmmm Kardashian, yeah…
and we can have our own Diseased Celebrity Whores Gone Wild (britney would have the mental disease)
I can get good deal on distribution I know guy from Reno.
ponk | November 20, 2006 at 10:36 am
how cute, she’s wearing one of KFed’s shirts.
DrunkBlogger | November 20, 2006 at 10:37 am
Man, that is weird. But it’s also awesome.
KimberWolf | November 20, 2006 at 10:45 am
Say what you will (and you will) but as far as transition guys go – she could do much worse than A.C. Slater.
86 | November 20, 2006 at 10:47 am
I’m really surprised that Paris would be photographed talking to her.
86 | November 20, 2006 at 10:48 am
They must be exchanging sex-tape reprocussion advice.
Don'tPanic | November 20, 2006 at 10:52 am
Where the fuck are her children? Seriously. Do you think she even bothered to hire a nanny, or did she just leave them to fend for themselves, which ironically would be preferable?
Second, what excuse does she have for those saggy tits? She has tons of money. Get a good bra or get a boob job. She obviously had the fat sucked out of her tummy, couldn’t they have lifted her boobs up at the same time?
That is the worst weave I have ever seen, you can clearly tell where her real hair ends and the extensions begin. She should get with Jessica Simpson.
There is no excuse for looking that tore up when you have millions.
Nimuë LaMer | November 20, 2006 at 10:53 am
I thought it said Shaved by the Bell.
Not nearly as interesting now.
Scott | November 20, 2006 at 10:54 am
Make sure to play the Britney and Kevin Sex Tape Game:
http://www.tacosntonic.com/flash/PlayBritneySpears.php
Welcome to the sex tape club Britney.
PrettyBaby | November 20, 2006 at 11:12 am
What bugs me is that she obviously has full breasts and she isn’t feeding her babies with them.
PrettyBaby | November 20, 2006 at 11:14 am
I really hope she does fuck Mario Lopez. You know he a greaser and has had more ass than a proctologist, BUT I know he can throw down. mmmmm. Yum.
Mojo | November 20, 2006 at 11:36 am
jeezus,in a couple years she’ll be getting banged by screech,with mr belding in a gimp suit masturbating in a corner.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
jesseeca | November 20, 2006 at 12:29 pm
wait, those are her pants tied around her neck in the first photo! yikes.
JungleRed | November 20, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Umm…I’m pretty sure Mario Lopez LTC. So I don’t think he was banging Brit. Probably just enjoying the drag show.
yardgraffiti | November 20, 2006 at 12:46 pm
apparently after K-fed, everything goes downhill.