Britney Spears took her kids to Las Vegas yesterday and Kevin Federline is pissed about it because she’s not allowed to bring their kids out of state without his permission. Not only that, while in Vegas, Britney’s bodyguard beat up a photographer outside the Wynn when he accidentally bumped into one of her children. The photographer was shooting Spears when her bodyguard shoved him in the chest and the photographer accidentally hit Sean Preston in the process. The bodyguard then tackled the man to the ground and started punching him. Wynn security asked everybody to leave and the Las Vegas police were brought in to take statements. The police issued the following statement:
“A second Incident Crime Report was also filed by Ms. Spears on behalf of her minor child. In that report it was alleged that prior to the above incident a second photographer, identified as Kyle Henderson, battered both Mr. Camera and Ms. Spears’ child , who was at that time being held by the security officer.”
So basically the bodyguard shoved the photographer into Sean Preston and then beat him up for bumping into him. And then Britney Spears filed battery charges against the guy. I don’t like defending the paparazzi, but come on. Why not break a bat over his head and then sue him for property damage? Or shoot him in the face with a gun and then accuse him of stealing your bullet.
paul | July 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm
beat that dude outta his shoes
Kim Lane | July 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm
First!
Christ on a Crotch | July 27, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Funny, I read this story on perez about 2 hours ago. I don’t know who perez is screwing but he sure is scooping.
Britney definitely is trying to lose custody of her kids, that is my absolute belief. She already lost her marbles, why not lose everything.
paul | July 27, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Britt looks good though (weird purple jacket, but hey)
rangerdude | July 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
sigh….when will she GO AWAY?
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Damn, that white boy’s ass is making me wet.
edge | July 27, 2007 at 1:43 pm
he his ass showed up on the floor
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Mommyfuckindearezt can’t do anything without hurting thoze kidz….
K=fed will get them…zhez zo fucked up…?
Crap Tonight | July 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Oh, um, #4 Paul I dont want to embarrass you but I think Brits the one with the grey t-shirt.
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
#6 rangerdude – she’ll go away when she gets PUT away.
Ralph Kramden – “And I’m callin Bellevue, cuz you’re nuts!”
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Ah yes, the trolling. Always lovely. Funny how I wasn’t trolled for a long time until DanYELL rears her ugly head again
c45j | July 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm
MR.CAMERA!? What!?
?????????->????? | July 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm
can’t wait until they find coke on her….?
Enquirer | July 27, 2007 at 1:47 pm
What’s “trolling” and who’s DanYELL? Is it like trolling for a dead body in the river or for trannies or something?
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haroof | July 27, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Anytime a “Mr. Camera” gets a beatdown, I’m all for it.
As much as I hate these airhead celebs, I loathe the scum that photo them even more.
Crap Tonight | July 27, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Is anyone else disturbed by that carpet?
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm
anything for attention….bitch
thoze kidz R going to B afraid to go anywhere with
her
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | July 27, 2007 at 1:52 pm
this story is just special.
the logistics just don’t add up. the bodyguard shoved the photographer, i assume backwards because that’s the only direction you can shove someone. why was the kid behind the photographer?
i would like video of this incident.
britney is probably trying to save face by filing a report, but does it hold any merit when the action was an effect of something your bodyguard did?
Tired of KraziHottKelli | July 27, 2007 at 1:56 pm
@8 – I realize it’s summer vacation and all but shouldn’t you be out playing in traffic or something? Seriously, Superfish….please get rid of that retard. She’s making us all dumber.
TS | July 27, 2007 at 1:56 pm
No, KIM, clearly not first. Why would you do that anyway?
J Rocket | July 27, 2007 at 1:57 pm
i really dont care. i will be forever amused at the pain of paparazzi. they are truly the scum of the earth.
adeliza | July 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm
#17-Yes I am disturbed by that carpet. The design looks like the fucking silicone sacs used for fake tits.
FRIST!!! | July 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Good Lord….too bad one of them didn’t accidentally knock Brit’s head into the ground!
twin peaks | July 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
#3 — I totally agree. She’s trying to get rid of the kids without actually “giving” them away. She’s an ass.
And I do hate the paps, but I’ve gotta say, these celebs (like Brit) ask for the attention, then complain about it. Jumping in the ocean in her underwear? almost dropping her kids? talking about the roof caving in while wiping greasy chicken on her dress during an interview? C’mon? The celebs out there who really want privacy manage to make it happen.
boner | July 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Nice First #2 – you f’ing twat. Where did you learn to count you c*nt?
twin peaks | July 27, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Yeah! The carpet! I’m being hypnotised by the rows and rows of boobies!
Jeremy | July 27, 2007 at 2:08 pm
When will this fat whore go AWAY!? WHY DO YOU KEEP REPORTING ON HER, NO ONE CARES!
Robert | July 27, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Should stupid people be allowed to have money ?
FromOutOfNoWhere | July 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Oh Please, K-FedEx is pissed about Brittney taking the kids out of the state. Like who the fuck is he to complain. All we’ve seen of this wanna be a thug K-FedEx is just that nothing. People are ripping Brittney about the kids, where the fuck has K-FedEx – wanna be a thug, been seen with them. So far the agreement stated that he’s suppose to have the kids 4 days a week, and I bet he hasn’t seen them since the day his loathing talentless ass was kicked to curb.
So here he is saying that she can’t have anyone in the house when he comes over.
She can’t take the kids out of state.
So far let’s see, he get 25,000 a month in child support for each kid, and he doesn’t even see them.
He’s getting 14 million out of a two year marriage for doing nothing.
Just like a thug, always after other people’s money. K FedEx is the real gold digger.
All I can say about K-FedEx is blah blah blah, zippy cali mutha fucker, take yo fake wanna be black ass back to the hills of north carolina and shut the fuck up or be a real man, give the money back and get a job and take care of your kids bitch.
G-
YouRang | July 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
#9 Actually, I think Brits in the gray suit. You can tell by the bald head. If she had an umbrella to go along with that facial expression, you would have definitely recognized her.
woodhorse | July 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
23: I am very disturbed. That looks like the carpet at Omaha Steaks. If I want to see man on man action, it needs to be in Las Vegas, not some hillbillies passing the time of day passing the time of day before their cookout purchase.
woodhorse | July 27, 2007 at 2:25 pm
*once is enough* delete second passing and continue.
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | July 27, 2007 at 2:27 pm
30, i think the custody agreement says neither of them can take the children out of state without notifying the other. it works both ways dumbass.
because k-fed isn’t seen with the kids, that means he doesn’t take care of them? are you for real with this post? i’m no k-fed fan, but just because he’s not throwing himself into the spotlight (anymore) every day like britney does, doesn’t mean he’s an unfit parent.
seems to me & probably many others, that britney is the one who’s unfit. so simmer the fuck down, kay?
woodhorse | July 27, 2007 at 2:28 pm
29: maybe not, but they are allowed to have a monkey, although why they put a blue coat on it or why they think that’s helping is beyond me.
Deborah | July 27, 2007 at 2:38 pm
That Brittiney be very very smart – it’be a distraction – we all be lookin at that bad olde’ photographer and we not be thinkin about Brittney breakin de law by takin her childrens out of the state…ooooo…she be very very smart. Of course “very very smart” being a synonym for “ass-clown”.
God she makes my world worth living!!
grim | July 27, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I hope Britney gets breast cancer.
Deborah | July 27, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Can tupperware get breast cancer??
frisky | July 27, 2007 at 2:41 pm
money talks and she has more than stupid-fed, so she isn’t going to lose her kids, nor does taking them to Las Vegas make her a bad mother, this isn’t the sin city of the 60s 70s 80 or hell the 90s, this is vegas! they want to make the most money possible so they’ve gone and made it all family friendly and shit…there’s fucking roller coasters there for Christ’s sake! plus isn’t that what a body guard is supposed to do??? he was probably only being over protective BECAUSE of stupid-fed’s threats! i would too kick the shit outta someone if they were being reckless around my kid, it doesn’t matter who pushed who into who, the situation was caused because (even though she is famous) those people weren’t being respectful of her space, why do you need to be up her nose to take a picture…incidentally pics taken from up your nose aren’t too flattering which is why this cutie pie has been made to look like a beluga whale lately! she’s cute, and smart kids, face it she has about 40 million more dollars than all of us, right??? i bet if i took a picture of anyone on this site, and said whatever the fuck i wanted to about it and posted it online, you would probably have a lot of splainin to do… you could be made to look incompetent too, easily.
yeah she’s made bad choices, but who hasn’t , plus she grew up with everyone wiping her ass, so it probably takes a little longer to figure life out that way! maybe she and justin can forgive and forget then she’ll go back to happy again…forgiveness is very hard to do…time folks, time and understanding, that’s what your giving her…right??
adeliza | July 27, 2007 at 2:43 pm
#37-
If she does, all she’s gotta do is pop one of them carpet designs in her chest, and she is good to go.
TS | July 27, 2007 at 2:46 pm
That’s fucked up Grim. You shouldn’t even joke about that. Ever have someone in your family die of cancer, jackass?I woudl reach through this keyboard and smash your face if I could. I hate britney but you should never wish cancer on anyone.
iwearmyfriendspantstoo | July 27, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Wait, what are children doing in Vegas?
paul | July 27, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I hope TS gets anal cancer.
And did you notice that I was FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dizzybenny | July 27, 2007 at 2:55 pm
is it me or the floor looks like steaks on the Flinstones?
TS | July 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Paul, you’re an idiot. Know where to draw the line. And act your age, I know you’re not 10 years old.
Cancer is a serious topic, any person with half a brain knows that. Seriously, show some class.
rangerdude | July 27, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Doesn’t that guy in the gray suit remind you of that comedian from the UK version of “Whose Line Is It Anyway? “…you know, he was tall, “big boned” (aka LARGE) and most of the time had a mustache?!?!
paul | July 27, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Sorry, oh light-hearted one. What I meant to say was, I hope you’re the FIRST! to find out that your mom’s ovarian cancer has spread.
lambman | July 27, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Its weird that Kevin is now, without a doubt, the more qualified parent.
beer | July 27, 2007 at 3:19 pm
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1. The old guy there with the testes-tickler is so brave to jump into that man-on-man action like that!!!
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2. There’s nothing worse than a repressed jackbooted frat boy looking for love in all the wrong places!!!
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3. Britney’s babies have plenty of quality educational entertainment!!
a) Momma unraveling in a photo shoot
b) Guys getting beat up in front of them
c) gambling and debauchery in Vegas
d) The dog crapping on an expensive dress
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gay4girls | July 27, 2007 at 3:20 pm
@41 You cussed! Appropriately too! Precision of language, baby, precision of language.
I don’t like cancer either. If anybody is pro-cancer, I challenge you to a shoot yourself in face contest, and I’ll even let you go first.