got their hands on these pictures which were taken just five days before Britney Spears’ infamous head-shaving incident back in February.
Partying with pals at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.
I guess I should’ve put up a disclaimer for these pictures. You know, something to prevent people from opening their eyes. Because, man, a warning like that really could’ve helped me out. I put up this post, and then with my last remaining seconds of sight I tried to scratch “Help me” into my office window.
hotCock | July 30, 2007 at 5:09 pm
First!!!
And Oh My God
hotcock | July 30, 2007 at 5:10 pm
that ass is one in a million..baby fuck yeah..
getting my squirt on
Parrish | July 30, 2007 at 5:11 pm
big bum
Me | July 30, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Nice ass (BS, of course).
wedgeone | July 30, 2007 at 5:14 pm
HOLY SHIT!! THE SIZE OF BRIT’S ASS!! THAT MAN IN THE PIC IN A BUTTERFLY THONG!! MY EYES!! {begins gouging out eyes with wooden spoon}
This pic is the epitome of everything that is wrong with 21st century society.
Can you imaging what her boys’ lives will be like, having all the kids in school pasting photos like this to their lockers? They’ll become the new Columbine kids by the time they’re 13.
Chauncey Gardner | July 30, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Jesus Christ – are the tabloids paying her to fill the “stupid, fat, talentless whore” void left by Anna Nicole? I mean, doesn’t it seem like Brit’s super-ridiculous-outrageousness multiplied a thousandfold right after ANS kicked it? How long until she’s got her own TV show?
Sassy | July 30, 2007 at 5:15 pm
She’s so clASSy.
kellygirl57 | July 30, 2007 at 5:15 pm
OMG – Barf! I’m actually starting to feel bad for Kevin Federline….how embarassing that this thing mothered his children. Bleh!
Mick | July 30, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Ew, Who does this?
What’s that line on her ass??
She is a filthy Skank.
texas tranny | July 30, 2007 at 5:19 pm
You like my thong?
Mick | July 30, 2007 at 5:19 pm
# 6 is kinda right,
she has seem to replace Anna Nicole by becoming the new Skanky Fat Mess.
Ooba Gooba | July 30, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Everything about Twitney just screams class.
hot cock teaser | July 30, 2007 at 5:21 pm
BTW–my ass is smaller higher tighter than any of those 3!!
Victor | July 30, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Oh hell yeah, INSTANT HARD ON. I love that ass of hers, nice and round, nice and big. I could really shoot lots of my man loads in that ass. But one question, what the fuck is up with the fishnet stockings all the time? Anyway, who cares, I could get it on with her anytime.
Victor | July 30, 2007 at 5:23 pm
#13 Hot Cock Teaser, when we going to talk? You haven’t talked to me in a while.
KFed | July 30, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Shit… y’all. I fucked the the chick on the right more times than I tapped Brit.
Who knew- 2 shots, 2 kids.
Thanks God I dumped her before she got as big as fucking Rosie O’Donnell.
Fromme_The_Wop | July 30, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Her ass doesn’t look bad until you look at the ass on the chick next to her. Then you realize just how sloppy that shit has become.
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | July 30, 2007 at 5:29 pm
dress rehearsal for the Crying Game? That pic is just all kinds of wrong.
hot cock teaser | July 30, 2007 at 5:31 pm
#15, I have to go, but I’ll leave you with thoughts of making a real cum catcher on a lower back region!
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | July 30, 2007 at 5:32 pm
right on target, testa. the other chick has a nice ass, would have been a little classier looking without the cigarette though.
wastedOne | July 30, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Looks like she either just got done crying, doing blow, or both.
What a freaking mess!
Lily | July 30, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Like I mentioned before, she needs to keep her ass to herself!
Lily | July 30, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Like I mentioned before, she needs to keep her ass to herself!
We-Le-Surrender.... | July 30, 2007 at 5:35 pm
WARNING: There may in fact be two penis on the other side of that photo….
pyrrho | July 30, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I just barfed in my mouth
Victor | July 30, 2007 at 5:37 pm
#19 quit teasing and show me your ass, so I can decide if your ass is indeed to die for.
fatty | July 30, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Yo man. That FAGGOT looks so ASHY! He needs some lotion. And Brit just looks like a hot trailer home of a mess!
ph7 | July 30, 2007 at 5:39 pm
The best picture of her in months.
That ass is not bad. It’s a horrible mess now, but it has a certain hot porn star nastiness to in this picture.
papa bear | July 30, 2007 at 5:41 pm
When did Kim Kardashian become a crazy white girl from Louisiana? Could you imagine if this was your mom posing for pix like this? Her kids are most likely already planning their suicides.
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
danr | July 30, 2007 at 5:44 pm
nice browneye you got there Brit. either bleach it or hide it.
Lux | July 30, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Ewwww. She’s on drugs. Get it together and do some fucking squats.
Bill Clinton | July 30, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Thanks, I was just eating.
boo | July 30, 2007 at 5:56 pm
#20 I’m pretty sure that is BRIT’S hand holding the cigarette.
Jim | July 30, 2007 at 5:58 pm
That’s a nice, full, round, grown-woman’s ass. After reading the comments on the Dakota Fanning thread, I’m not surprised all you 13-year-old loving pedos are disgusted. Now you know how we feel about you.
free sample | July 30, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I bet college kids are trying for psychiatric careers all over America planning to analyse the kids and make millions writing books about it.
marsh | July 30, 2007 at 6:04 pm
why is the hooker on the right wearing two different kinds of fishnets? and one of them only on her right butt cheek? wtf?!
C4C | July 30, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I love my ass. Its smoking hot! I’m smoking hot! I’m HOT! And you are all losers!
adeliza | July 30, 2007 at 6:13 pm
My God!!!
It’s 2 cans of tinned DAK Ham!!!!!
adeliza | July 30, 2007 at 6:14 pm
I wonder if a slice of pineapple comes with it?
LL | July 30, 2007 at 6:14 pm
I wonder if K-Fed’s lawyer has this picture already.
Bitches… judges tend to take custody away from women who stumble around drunk, hang out with strippers and generally act like they might accidentally leave their kid on the roof of their car because they were too busy looking for smokes in their giant purses to pay attention to the location of their offspring. Christ, it’s like she’s following a list of Things NOT To Do If You Don’t Want Your Kids Taken Away. I’ve said it before, but when manskank K-Fed looks like the more responsible parent, you’re a bad parent. I’m sure some lame-ass apologist will get on here boo-hooing about how Britney is entitled to have some fun and she’s still young and whatnot, but sorry, when you reproduce, your having-fun days are dramatically curtailed. Either squeeze the kids out early and deal with it like an adult and stay home and don’t get wasted all the time, or don’t, and you can have all the fun you want.
LF | July 30, 2007 at 6:14 pm
It’s not just her ass that’s fat. Look at her arms, and her back. Mmm, gluttony tastes good with crazy.
Me | July 30, 2007 at 6:16 pm
1.) The dancer dude needs to lotion his butt because it’s ashy.
2.) WHY THE FUCK do celebrities – even the completely retarded, strung out ones – keep doing stupid shit in front of CAMERAS? (Not that I want them to stop, as it’s obviously delightful.)
3.) Why does she still have her children?
Bite Me! | July 30, 2007 at 6:17 pm
@37 C4C lets see that smoking hot ass of yours!!!
Queenbuzz | July 30, 2007 at 6:19 pm
I’m more afraid of the BUTTerfly
Rachael | July 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Fucking fat ass!
HELP | July 30, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Shit, she is ugly. I’m sorry, round ass or not (and I think women look much better with curves), she is just a fugly, classless attention whore. And what the hell is that line running down her legs?
She always looks like she just walked out of a trailer park.
Starscanfrighten | July 30, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I just can’t get over the size of it.
Rachael | July 30, 2007 at 6:32 pm
She has stockings on – that is why there is a line down her leg.
A-C | July 30, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Britney’s ass is so amazing.
That that dude’s ass has seriously hurt my face.
domingo flores | July 30, 2007 at 6:35 pm
britney spears you are so fucking stupid.