I’m sure there’ll be a day when Britney Spears finally cleans herself up and wins back the heart of the public, but that day is not today. Oh, no, not today. Today we have Britney Spears at a club getting her thong pulled by a stranger. And yeah, if it sounds classy that’s because it is classy.
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ilovebabyhuey | February 7, 2007 at 3:14 pm
skid marks!!
Doxes | February 7, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I had to do a triple-take before I even recognized that as Britney.
I hope the wedgie didn’t cause her any (more) brain damage.
Sdvora | February 7, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Has the damn woman even heard of shampoo? She used to bathe herself, right? I distinctly remember seeing pictures of her where her hair was washed and brushed and her make-up didn’t make her look mentally challenged.
supanigga | February 7, 2007 at 3:17 pm
you can take the hoe out of the trailer park,
but you can’t take the trailer park outta the hoe
mika85 | February 7, 2007 at 3:19 pm
ew EWW!! don’t touch that!!
Charm | February 7, 2007 at 3:23 pm
why is this happening? And why does she seem oblivious? So many questions left un-answered.
sol | February 7, 2007 at 3:26 pm
great – now somebody’s going to sell authentic britney cheeto-marbled dingleberries on ebay.
RussianMafia | February 7, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Thats how she looks at a club.. a place which most people pretty-up for.. imagine her at home.. also looks like its taking her a while to register the atomic wedg, the culprit has quite an established hold on the zebra ass-flossers..
SuckitTrebek | February 7, 2007 at 3:32 pm
After Britney making babies throw up and grown men cry from seeing so many thong shots and letting the poo-tang hang out, her reps finally forced her to hire somebody to fix her thong. Too bad they gave in and let her do the hiring. And too bad she’s so dumb that she hired somebody to pull the thong UP instead of sticking it back in because she truly believes everyone still wants a glance at that lovely thong and her cha-cha.
mika85 | February 7, 2007 at 3:34 pm
yeah, i guess i should at least be happy that she’s wearing undies. all is right with the world. :)
Kate | February 7, 2007 at 3:36 pm
This picture is too much for words. And I mean WAY TOO MUCH.
PunjabPete | February 7, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Dude… They aren’t pulling her G-string…. They are tucking her vestigial tail back in….
Jim Treacher | February 7, 2007 at 3:40 pm
“I’m a Slob 4 U.”
whatthe | February 7, 2007 at 3:46 pm
She’s smoking a cigarette in every picture I’ve seen of her lately. Repulsive.
If your looks are your career (such as in her case), take care of yourself or you’re going to crash and burn.
sharpei dude | February 7, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Jeez, what a fucking train wreck this dumb hillbilly has become. Her fucking rugrats will begin therapy before the reach pre-school! Maybe K-Fed is the lesser of the two evils and should be given custody, eh?
Nia | February 7, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Be fair. You don’t know that’s a stranger. It could be a friend pulling her thong, and that’s way, way classier.
Surria | February 7, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I’m sorry but if someone was touching my ass like this ‘stranger’ is doing, I would turn around and slap the shit out of them! And what’s the ‘Princess of Pop’ do? She just stares ahead like some bitch with a lobotomy.
Wait, she’s had a lobotomy, right?
Surria | February 7, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I’m sorry but if someone was touching my ass like this ‘stranger’ is doing, I would turn around and slap the shit out of them! And what’s the ‘Princess of Pop’ do? She just stares ahead like some bitch with a lobotomy.
Wait, she’s had a lobotomy, right?
BarbadoSlim | February 7, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Ewwwwwwww, dude’s gonna need Kaboom to get the Britney ass fudge off his hand.
WiseMan | February 7, 2007 at 4:01 pm
This fat trailer park trash slut should be fucked with a chainsaw to destroy that stinking pussy. Why the fuck couldnt this dumb slkut keep her legs shut??? Instead she spewed out some ugly sprogs with that Federline loser.
Anexio | February 7, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Jayzus god, she looks like my horny 48 year old spinster aunt.
Nasty, nasty, fuckin’ nasty.
BigJim | February 7, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Speaking of chainsaws, if that were my hand, I’d do an immediate self amputation a la Evil Dead 2 to stop the spread of flesh eating disease.
WiseMan | February 7, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I forgot to mention that she’s a fat cum bucket.
Binky | February 7, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Ok Ok. I admit it.
I was looking for my watch down there.
schadenfreudelicious | February 7, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Sign those spawn of hers up for a liftime of therapy. In a few years time their buddies will be showing them the bare cooched, fat assed, cig smokin’, greasy haired, poor excuse of a piece of trash they will be forced to call mom…..
connie | February 7, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Actually, one of Britney’s female lovers is pulling her thong. Instead of going into a room, they’re just going to have sex right there. I mean, Britney surely doesn’t mind because she likes lesbian orgies… or so I heard.
suzy | February 7, 2007 at 4:26 pm
can someone please tell her to TAKE A SHOWER!!!
she looks disgusting
NicotineEyePatch | February 7, 2007 at 4:27 pm
That seems to be a lollipop she’s holding, and that, the glazed look, and the sweaty nightclub scene all say “I’m on ecstasy and I don’t care whose hand is crawling into my ass-crack”.
I mean, based on what I’ve heard in movies, and at local police anti-drug demonstrations.
JandalOfDoom | February 7, 2007 at 4:31 pm
That is soooo thong… I MEAN.. wrong.
Binky | February 7, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Re 24
My apologies for anyone who was attempting dinner during reading. Your brainwaves are obviously too ‘visual related.’
BarbadoSlim | February 7, 2007 at 5:17 pm
You know what makes it all classier?
That big red pimple she’s got on the side of her back…..yeah…
empress,bytches | February 7, 2007 at 5:23 pm
you should know, i love brit, but maybe, just maybe, this person was attempting to pull her panties over her head. sort of like a throw back to classic cartoons.
ranesing | February 7, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Actually, she looks totally wasted on E and it looks like her assistant is unrolling her thong and getting it straightened out. B is so tore down she can’t even fix her own shit.
woodhorse | February 7, 2007 at 5:54 pm
britney, please get an excorcism and come back! Cardinal Ximenez is available. Cheap.
pjfan281 | February 7, 2007 at 5:59 pm
if you bother to look you will see its a female’s hand. maybe her friend was fixin it somehow? i dunno
mika85 | February 7, 2007 at 6:23 pm
#20…what is up with you and your rather violent hatred of women?? i mean, i’m disgusted by britney and the rest of these classy ladies as much as the next bored-as-hell stay-at-home-mom, but jeezus christ dude…do you need to talk about it??
Giggles | February 7, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Britney Spears died a few years ago. This new pod person in her place is not worthy of this constant attention.
Do Freebird | February 7, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Wasn’t it like just four years ago that Brit and Madge were sucking mouth at the Grammys? And wasn’t she one of the most desirable pieces of ass in the world?
WTF happened? To me it looks like she’s in some deep psycosis. SHe has millions of Dollars and yet she looks like a bag lady. Her hair doesn’t just look filthy, look close and it looks like it’s falling out.
The biggest tip-off? I can’t remember when anyone wrote that they would hit that.
Lily | February 7, 2007 at 6:43 pm
they’ve invented a new sport! when you get bored at the farm, instead of cow tipping, just pull the Britney’s thong and see if she notices.
moooooooooooo!
Just Some Girl | February 7, 2007 at 6:43 pm
i’d hit it
Just Some Girl | February 7, 2007 at 6:46 pm
no but really, everytime i see a picture of this woman she’s smokin a cig, her hair isn’t washed, her clothes are either dirty or too small, and if she’s ever wearing makeup, it looks like it was applied last week.
i guess being married to k-fed left her with no self respect. it would be really sad if it wasn’t so funny.
Just Some Girl | February 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm
she looks like a walking Truth commercial
cayana | February 7, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Yeah you’d hit it.. and then scream in horror as your junk fell off..
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 7, 2007 at 7:44 pm
You guys have it all wrong. The hands are actually just admiring the material.
“This is beatiful. What is this, velvet?”
Sheva | February 7, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Another reason to follow the only under 30 rule.
But with these ones like Brit, under 25 isn’t even safe.
Damn spouting puppies yunger and yunger. It’s a cellulite wasteland.
killeristic | February 7, 2007 at 7:47 pm
HEY stranger out there! Can someone pls help me with my thongs??
“I MEAN PULL IT UP!!!”
its dropping!! cant u see it idiot??
Flip Rogers | February 7, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I wonder if anyone asked if they could smell those fingers afterwards???? I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mick | February 7, 2007 at 7:59 pm
#14
That’s not a cigarette, it’s a lollipop. Every picture I’ve seen of her lately is of her looking fat, unwashed, styled by a blind man, and sucking a lollipop… because I guess someone told her sugars are a Good way to lose weight, what an idiot.
Suzi | February 7, 2007 at 8:06 pm
yeah, that is a lollipop.
The nails on the hand grabbing the thong make me think its a woman… but THOSE HANDS…
its either a dude who gets a manicure.. or a bull dyke.
sid | February 7, 2007 at 8:08 pm
It was a slow night.
The two kids who brought us this pic thought, “I’ll pull, and you take the shot,” and, so they did.
Then they went home.
No biggie; just a quick pull on a fat, stupid boozehound’s ass.