While no one is surprised that Britney Spears made another trip to the psych ward, what is surprising is that the LAPD and FAA already had previously arranged plans to facilitate Britney’s magical journey to cuckoo town. Ever since her last meltdown, plans were laid to expedite an inevitable return to the hospital. (You’re welcome, California taxpayers!) Britney’s lack of sleep was the trigger for today’s excursion, according to People:
“No one thought this would happen this soon, but it was clear if she stayed up for more than three days she’d have to get sent, since that could cause real damage. The last time she slept was Saturday.”
Adds the source: “The motorcade and everything was planned, it was already in the works to have them block off the road and airspace. It worked out perfectly.”
If I was a pilot flying overhead and found out I had to clear the airspace for Britney Spears, the shit would hit the fan, my friend. I’d get on the intercom and inform the passengers that this is their captain speaking and we’re about to make an unscheduled landing into Britney Spears pool. And by landing I mean crash. After a thunderous round of applause, I’d guzzle the rest of my Big Gulp full of whiskey (Thank you, stewardess) then lock the plane into a nosedive. I don’t want to say I’m a hero, but Batman better have an extra set of balls in his utility belt to pull off moves like these.
UPDATE: Video of the motorcade after the jump. And yeah, it’s every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.
what are you guys talking about briteny is a good person she is just going through alot like cause she is taking all this medication so its not her fault and her kids got taking away so you have to stop balming her my mom has the same thing so yah so stop makin fun of her
what are you guys talking about briteny is a good person she is just going through alot like cause she is taking all this medication so its not her fault and her kids got taking away so you have to stop balming her my mom has the same thing so yah so stop makin fun of her
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Britney Spears is a crazy cunt.
Sun to set in the west.
Hey Ashleigh,
I was really gonna rip you a new one for being such a dumbfucking piece of shit moron, but I’m tired and it’s time for me to go home. Consider yourself lucky.
Ashleigh –
Why does your Mom want us to stop putting balm on her? She likes it.
Tell her that the next time she comes down to Argentina, I will give her the “Fourth Reich Surprise.”
Well…
…at least my dick is hard.
unless she is naked why does anyone care? hopefully her new boyfriend will post the porn tape we have all been waiting for. cant wait to see the bitch chugging cock.
This is just happening too soon. She had so much more crazy left in her and now we are left with Paris kissing tomboys. I don’t get the serial killer motorcade to get her to the funny farm.
A simple “let’s go grab a starbucks, condoms and exlax ” would have had her in the car before you could say “can I get both hot and mild sauce.”
- If they could have found someone to keep sharp objects out of her hands she would have been fine for at least a couple more weeks.
she’s making more of a spectacle by having this motorcade. here’s a few idea on how to get to the hospital like a normal person –
don’t call the papparazi before hand
don’t tell anyone where you’re going
have someone drive you there
voila!
jesus this bitch is out of control. please someone, anyone, put her out of her misery.
I think she is a crazy woman. This isn’t a rare thing. She always do some thing like people said her. I have no word to her.
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You had it ALL …and BLEW IT!! …You f*ckin’ FOOL!!! Shoulda stayed with Justin T! He’d've kept you on the right track…AND you’d still have a career, some money, and more than a nickel’s worth of dignity. Can you picture her tellin’ the psychiatrists: “But I’m Britney, bitch!…no, REALLY!!…”
I don’t think this is ridiculous. I think that it’s necessary. She may be extremely difficult and pretty psychotic but thats the exact reason this is needed. She is still a person going through some very extreme problems.. no matter how badly shes dealing with them and if you guys were in a position such as this.. even on a much less extreme scale… you wouldnt want photographers standing around. it’s private. she obviously needs treatment and at least shes getting it.
When are the citizens of this country and Kalifornia going to quit putting up with shit like this? Make the stupid slut bitch pay for her own drama episode every couple of weeks! Why does she need 50 fucking police officers to escort her to the hospital? Does’nt she know they could be out fighting real crime or eating doughnuts at Winchell’s or something!
Do you have any idea how much money – and how many jobs – this enormous publicity machine generates? Not just Britney, but the whole celebrity industry based in LA, and now covered in tabloids, tabloid TV, and mainstream cable news channels. Who do you think generates the tax revenue that pays for cops in LA? The fine citizens of South Central?
It fucking pisses me off that, as a California taxpayer, there are fuckin a dozen policemen who have nothing better to do in LA than escort a washed up pop star to the hospital. This is fucking ridiculous. Fuck you Britney Spears…. seriously. Could she possibly beg for more attention??
funny pic. i bet she’s funny when she’s not off her tree. girl can party. they’ll never take that away from you britney!. like richard pryor but 30 years younger. hope she don’t explode in flames like ‘ol richie now.
Ozzy, is that you?
One of my fav pics ever. She looks like Jacko.
I wonder what time they blocked the streets off…I just happened to be driving by at like 1 and there were only like 100 paparazzi and 5 cops and one helicopter.
Anyone think that she could be schizophrenic in addition to bipolar? I’m no doctor (on the contrary, I’m a theatre major), but these are some of the symptoms from the National Institute of Mental Health’s website:
1. Often affects women in their 20s or 30s.
2. Delusions (“My mom is sleeping with my boyfriend.”)
3. Thought disorder (I should buy a new car for no reason at all. I think I’ll go shopping in my wedding dress. I’ll just not show up for my deposition. Need I say more? She uses a British accent half the time, dresses inappropriately, )
4. Lack of pleasure in every day life. (Well, that comes as part of the territory with bipolar.)
5. Poor functioning. (Can’t make good decisions.)
She also seems to have affective flattening (lack of emotional response), avolition (lack of motivation), and varying personas.
poor girl. Do you know her ex? I have seen his photo on a
celebrity and millionaire dating site named “Searching Millionaire.COM”.
Seems he is a certified millionaire there.
She’s doin’ that ‘Hellewwwwwww’ thing from Seinfeld.
she looks like wacko jacko( michael jackson) in the pic red lips and those sunglasses make her look like a white version of the king of poop
With all those cameras flashing constantly you are bound to have pictures that suck! Give her a break.
Is everyone here a bunch of dip dip shits? Think about it..here we all are, on the internet on these gossip websites dying to look at the next picture of Britney. Dying to see this girl literally DIE. Well in order to get these pics we need savage-like paparazzi to get those shots. So, in order to get Britney to the hospital safely, not so much for her safety but for anyone else’s that happens to be on the road why’ll she’s being transported our tax dollars are going to have to pay for her transportation. ERGO: it’s everyone who buys gossip mags. and looks on these web pages fault that our tax dollars are paying for this. So, if everyone can just a life and worry about yourselves and your own business our tax dollars could be paying for something much more lucrative.
Is everyone here a bunch of dip dip shits? Think about it..here we all are, on the internet on these gossip websites dying to look at the next picture of Britney. Dying to see this girl literally DIE. Well in order to get these pics we need savage-like paparazzi to get those shots. So, in order to get Britney to the hospital safely, not so much for her safety but for anyone else’s that happens to be on the road while she’s being transported our tax dollars are going to have to pay for her transportation. ERGO: it’s everyone who buys gossip mags. and looks on these web pages fault that our tax dollars are paying for this. So, if everyone can just a life and worry about yourselves and your own business our tax dollars could be paying for something much more lucrative.
Spare me, do me a favor and look up what the Beastie Boys were going to call the album License To Ill originally and then use that as advice.
which begs the question in the midst of this dee-saster who the fuck is still buying her music??? She’s like #3 in the UK chart just now…, WTF!!!!!!!
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Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.