Britney Spears is reportedly seeking the help of a yoga guru as she plans her career comeback. The pop superstar has been spotted visiting Sikh yoga master Singh Khalsa at his Los Angeles home and sources claim she’s undergoing a course of “sound healing.” During the therapy sessions, which are based on ancient kundalini yoga practices, clients are exposed to sound vibrations as they lie on a special couch.
Sound healing. I see. I guess if I heard my thighs rubbing together like two seals playing twister I’d need some sound healing too. She doesn’t need yoga, she needs Yoda – he could use his jedi powers to lift her fat ass on a treadmill.
Duckboy- take a serious look at your Britney Spears albums. where it says who wrote the song, if it says Britney’s name and that alone, it means she wrote the entire thing. If it lists people after it, they probably wrote it and consulted her on a few of the words.
Avril Lavigne once claimed to write “Complicated,” when in actuality, the Matrix wrote it, and she changed “take off all your stupid clothes” to “take off all your preppy clothes.”
i’m sure that’s the kind of songwriting Britney does.
#30 Tonya Harding is also a huge, rude, obnoxious, bitch. She currently resides close to where I live. Now, she is the definition of white trash.
She has probably been telling her husband about visiting “King Salsa” – can you dip cheetos in salsa? Me typing this probably made her want to eat more…
Today in Sudan a man was forced to marry a goat after he was caught making sweet goat love by the owner of said goat. People who listen to Briney Spears “music” are exactly like that guy. You all fuck goats. Period. And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
The best carrer advice anyone can give Britney is to practice saying-
PAPER OR PLASTIC?
She constantly looks like those girls that go to flea markets to buy knock-off Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, etc. all the while dressed in Wal-Mart fashions.
“Carrie, are you high?
No offense to you, but Britney doesn’t even write her own songs – you think just because she had a kid, she’s suddenly Bob Dylan?”
Devil is Chrome – I never said she actually WRITES her own songs, so no offense taken, thanks
Some people have more money than brains.
i think she looks really great in that picture in the red dress but i kind of liked her bigger because there’re so many really skinny stars. it’s really annoying.
Duckboy …. its called camera angles, airbrushing and alot of other things you aren’t familiar with since you have more problems in thinking Britney is capable of writing a song…
Yoda is good, but wouldn’t R. Lee Ermey be even better? He could just follow her around motivating her just like Private Pyle:
“If the good Lord had wanted you on the treadmill, he would have just MIRACLED your ass up there.”
hmmm…having a baby changes people. so from now on, britney is going to quit smoking (b/c she’s OBVIOUSLY gunning for mother of the year), move to a place better suited to raising children, and on top of all that, make a comeback from her busy days of splashing in the pacific, and improving surfing condtions in that area. right…i know a crack whore who had a baby. guess what? she’s now got 5, and still a crack whore. if having a baby changed people, then 90% of the fucktards in hollywood wouldn’t be in hollywood now.
I heard she’s trying some new weight loss tablets which are marketed more as helping beauty, i.e. making your skin and hair healthier so that they don’t have to go through all the trials they would otherwise and that the claim is people can lose 16 kilos in 3 months on them. And if it works Brittany is going to become their spokesperson.
But you know what? I’d be comfort eating if I was married to that loser too!!
Did she call Jenny yet?
Sorry # 34 Spindoc, but Duckboy is right about that recent pic. Check out Britney on set at
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11548320/
PS. I’m NOT a fan
For all those people saying she looks great in that red dress that covers her fat parts COMPLETELY :
http://www.makemeheal.com/mmh/product.do?id=19023&procid=30&catid=383
^Don’t doubt it for A MINUTE. Check out her fat arms in BOTH pictures from the interview. They look exactly like her fat arms at the beach.
Only the covered parts look thinner. Powernet fabric, baby. Powernet fabric.
whos up for seeing paris hilton, nicole ritchie, jessica simpson, britney spears, and christina aguifuckme in a mad max thunderdome style deathmatch? 5 bitches in. 1 bitch out (to later be thrashed on the superficial). i know it would entertain the hell out of me to watch britney eat the other 4. good luck trying to find some meat on ritchie, brit.
Wasn’t she more into Kabbalah? Or was that another bimbo celebutante…?
We all need to get over Britney’s fat ass and realize that she HAS NO DISCERNIBLE TALENT!
Over and out!
sorry, but who the hell cares about that untalented bimbo anymore? rest in grease, britney
She looks like she’s getting help from a Yogurt Master.
Yeah, and then she’ll be off to a McDonald’s and a bar.