You know how rich people buy really nice expensive clothes and then look really good in their really nice expensive clothes? Well none of that applies to Britney Spears, because she always looks like she just fished something out of the Wal-Mart bargain bin. I like how she chooses to dress like this, but then obsessively pulls her shirt down to cover up her belly. And you know what else I like? Baby pandas. And ice cream. Put those two together and you’ve got yourselves a party.
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haute!
She is so cute!! And um…
News Flash: Bumble Bees are yellow and black striped, not yellow and white. So if you’re gonna make a fucking joke, make it funny.
I have to admit, she looks cute from the neck down in these pics.
numero quatre. She looks like a big terry cloth bath towel.
For the life of me I can’t understand why this is so newsworthy you felt we needed to know about it.
Honest to God, man – we really don’t care what color shirt this bimbo wears every day.
If this is the best you’ve got, then don’t bother.
FAT COW wearing stripes..
I lika zee bee-hind!
Nothing like wearing clothes that make your ass look like cheese wheel.
Looks like the striped polyester McDonald’s uniforms we wore back in ’74. Ronald would be proud.
CHeck out Britney’s new upskirt pictures:
http://jen-makes-u-smile.blogspot.com/2007/06/oops-i-think-i-upskirted-again.html
Has Hollywood blown up and all tht is left are Slutney, Lindsey and Paris? Lets get some new material on here.
#2…wtf are you talking about..bumble bees? noone made a joke like that..are you that fucking stupid! fucking pro-britney whore!
That whole hair bandana thing she’s doing is very cool. So cool it makes my penis quiver. Welcome back to 1994!
What is with this little cheap looking gold purse she is carrying everywhere?
OMG. She’s wearing shoes. Where are her boots? HAS SHE LOST HER PRECIOUS BOOTS?
She needs some good old fashion Anal. Bumble Bee Style with Honey and Nuts…….
LMAO at #14! They must have disintegrated.
@11–in fairness to #2, it did initially say something about her taking her styling cues from bumblebees. I still thought it was funny, though.
Thunder Thighs
where do you see thunder thighs? i guess it’s all about skinny, for you! thickness is where it’s at! I love thick, sexy girls! Britney, put that thing on me!
In 1977, when I was 10, I had a little outfit like that. But it was blue and pink, and, oh did I mention that I was 10 and it was 1977?
P.S. Mine was cuter though, because it had a little rose sewn into the neckline.
This fat whore has tree trunks for legs and should NOT be wearing shorts. You’re not Heidi Klum you know britney? you can’t get away with it. Cover your disgusting legs you look like a 40 year old fat man.
i love that even busted and bald she is still more popular, pretty and attention grabbing then ever.
@4 She looks like a large terry cloth “catch cloth”.
Look at the
legscankles on thatbabecow##19 I AGREE, LITTLE SKINNY TWIG STICKS YOU CALL LEGS ARE NASTY. THICKER THE BETTER!! MORE SEXIER!!
Is it me, or in the recent photos of Britney, does it look like she has a pinkish blemish on on leg and a blueish blemish on the other? It looks like paint. Am I seeing things, or could it be the photo? Anyways, I’d say she is looking okay here. She does need to rid herself of 10 more pounds and the hair extensions pronto! Find a good stylist too. Body-wise, she is about where she was in 2004/2005 before the first pregnancy. Don’t forget that she hasn’t been super-fit since her slave 4 U days. Towards the end of the Onyx Tour, she was already getting kinda chubby. Both her and Christina A. need to hit celebrity fit camp. Maybe they’d bond again and Brit can teach Xtina to dance and Xtina can teach Brit how to sing. Whatever.
I was to understand there would be punch and pie …
its not too bad i must admit compared to the garbage she normally wears,
however, i DID see that at target, in the mark down bin for 11.99
I came to Earth to save you and THIS is how you Motherfuckers thank me??? And I WAS a Jew BTW until Peter blew the house out and started me my own fan club…. It was wicked, Yo… We had to wait 2000 years for the Infomercial though… Foshizzle…
Why does she (all of the them) always hold hands? I’m about the same age and I get where I’m going without anyone leading me. Are they so stupid they’d get lost? oh, yes they are – guess I answered my own question.
She has great legs even if she does have zero dress sense and friends who obviously hate her for letting her be seen dead like that.
Why does she always have marks on her legs? a blue one today!
STOP SHOWING US STUFF ABOUT BRITNEY AND PARIS
why are they still famous??
please guys leave her alone
Take up for her again Sarah and I will will strike thee down like the closet sodomite you are… I am always watching…
I would kill this bitch myself but I have a side bet with the Holy Ghost that she won’t make it to 30…
oh darn nothing to oogle at
None of you will step up with a .357 magnum and help win me my $50? I gave your judge enough huevos to send that snotty little hotel whore back to jail and NO ONE can go off this tramp for me? You have no idea how hard it is for me not to smite right now….
‘Till my 35 years of age i was mental ill’.Britney Spears,2018.
[britney] ah, another lovely day in malibu. Crap, I forgot to have someone do my laundry!
[baby noises]
[britney] hmm…
[baby noises]
[britney] Hey Sean Preston, y’all gonna wear that today? I’m a gonna borrow that, mmm-kay? Mommy’s got no clean clothes today. Thanks!
She looks good on those miniature pictures.
When I opened the big one… WTF!
I like to fish for dumpy trashy girls at Wal-Mart yum yum!
She needs to just go away for awhile, and fix her psych. It’s sad seeing her dressed like that EVERY FREAKIN day.
ugh.
I don’t care if ppl cuss me since it has noooo effect on my life but all you people who waste time slagging off someone you don’t know are pathetic. you people are the reason why people (yes she is human too) like britney are fucked up.
Did anyone else notice that her legs in the first picture look photoshopped? The edges are very choppy looking and there’s some blurriness between them (lol) in the background.
Who said anything about liking twig legs? See theres thick and then there’s man thighs. She should become a professional wrestler. Or a linebacker.
Hmm, she may suck, but by god she has gorgeous legs.
Hey Emily you thirsty? Cause I have a big glass of shut the fuck up for ya.
And Britney’s fucked up because she became famous with no talent and is now trying to deal with the consequences. She’s the fucking Milli vanilli of the 00′s.
One of these tits is not like the other…
oh & #43, Emily dear, Britney’s parents are the reason she is fucked up. I am sure a bunch of people who just waste the work day away commenting on here have no effect on her at all, although I secretly wish my superpower of causing dumb people of the world to instantly kill themselves would work most days.
Why is she always led by the hand like a small child?