Britney Spears wears small clothes
You know how rich people buy really nice expensive clothes and then look really good in their really nice expensive clothes? Well none of that applies to Britney Spears, because she always looks like she just fished something out of the Wal-Mart bargain bin. I like how she chooses to dress like this, but then obsessively pulls her shirt down to cover up her belly. And you know what else I like? Baby pandas. And ice cream. Put those two together and you’ve got yourselves a party.