Britney Spears is allowed to spend $1,500 of her own money a week, according to a court ruling yesterday. Britney decided not to show up for the hearing, but, surprise, things actually worked in her favor. No shit. OK! Magazine reports:
Despite her failure to show up to court, the commissioner did agree to grant Brit’s father and co-conservator, Jamie Spears, the authority to issue his daughter a debit/credit card, permitting Britney to spend up to $1,500 of her own money per week — the idea being to enable the former pop star to “enjoy herself and have some freedom of choice,” said attorney for the conservators, Geraldine Wyle of Luce-Forward.
So in the past 24 hours Britney Spears has been called a Madonna wannabe by Justin Timberlake, found out her ex-husband is trying to shaft her with legal fees and needed a court hearing to determine if she can spend her own money. I’m not a religious man, but I’m pretty sure this is proof that God exists – and fucking hates Britney Spears. Look, big guy, we all got stung by Vadge-Gate ’06, but don’t you think this is a bit excessive. *ZAP!* Ha, you missed! Oh, no, Frank the Intern, not you! He had so many more cups of coffee for me to throw in his face. It’s not his time yet, dammit! Why, God, WHY?!