Britney Spears is allowed to spend $1,500 of her own money a week, according to a court ruling yesterday. Britney decided not to show up for the hearing, but, surprise, things actually worked in her favor. No shit. OK! Magazine reports:
Despite her failure to show up to court, the commissioner did agree to grant Brit’s father and co-conservator, Jamie Spears, the authority to issue his daughter a debit/credit card, permitting Britney to spend up to $1,500 of her own money per week — the idea being to enable the former pop star to “enjoy herself and have some freedom of choice,” said attorney for the conservators, Geraldine Wyle of Luce-Forward.
So in the past 24 hours Britney Spears has been called a Madonna wannabe by Justin Timberlake, found out her ex-husband is trying to shaft her with legal fees and needed a court hearing to determine if she can spend her own money. I’m not a religious man, but I’m pretty sure this is proof that God exists – and fucking hates Britney Spears. Look, big guy, we all got stung by Vadge-Gate ’06, but don’t you think this is a bit excessive. *ZAP!* Ha, you missed! Oh, no, Frank the Intern, not you! He had so many more cups of coffee for me to throw in his face. It’s not his time yet, dammit! Why, God, WHY?!
nicola | March 11, 2008 at 12:18 pm
first!
Ted from LA | March 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm
$1500 won’t pay for her Starbuck’s whipped cream.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm
For a change, she looks half way decent..
@1 you are a loser..
eXtasyStef | March 11, 2008 at 12:21 pm
If she wasn’t insane before, this will put her well on the way. Her dad sounds like he plays golf with Jessica’s Simpson’s and is picking up his child-rearing skills. I wonder how fast he’ll go through the rest of it.
Jen | March 11, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I’m beginning to believe that zit-patch next to her mouth is MRSA.
It’s been festering there for months.
I’m also rather amazed at how crazy can actually be seen in crazy people’s eyes. I mean look at her eyeballs.. they scream “I’m CRAZY”.
Her eyes didn’t look like that back when…. well, back when she wasn’t batshit.
I hate hillary klinton | March 11, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Her fly is open, her moustache is showing and she’s still wearing those boots.
On a positive note, she’s wearing a bra!
Baby steps, people
brennie | March 11, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Jimbo, Jimbo, no! Look again… the stringy nylon hair, the patchy skin, the muffin top, and those horrible horrible nails. You’re better than that my friend.
havoc | March 11, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I’ll allow that she’s fat and smells like cigarettes and Taco Bell…..
.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Brennie, I said half way decent. Not hot, not good. other than those stupid boots, you have to admit she looks better than she has recently. She has a bra on that is not some other color that you can see a mile away and you can not see her snatch.
lover | March 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her rpofile on millionaire personals site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. I
fergernauster | March 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Who gives a royal fuck.
Hey, look… her eyes (contacts) are now blue!
Rick | March 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Jamie’s gonna make her earn that $1500 each week. She better be naked and lubed (and thirsty for some old-man spunk) when he “accidentally” walks into her bedroom while she’s sleeping.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 11, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is that disgusting looking sore on the inside of her right wrist? ringworm?
Hal | March 11, 2008 at 12:39 pm
This is brilliant marketing. All of her hits were during her “becoming a woman” phase of growing up into adulthood. Now, she’s literally doing it all over again, complete with living with her dad and getting a weekly allowance from him. Now all she has to do is re-release her successful albums with just a few tweaks of the lyrics. But for god’s sake, don’t remake the videos, just reissue them.
Mal Gusto | March 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm
“…..looks confusingly doable” ?!?
She looks potentially transmissable, essentially unemployable, and totally forgettable.
Captain-Insano | March 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm
#5: Her eyes say “I’m crazy” while her hairline says “I’m balding” and her ears say “I’m a mongoloid”…..her mouth just usually says “I’m hungry”.
veggi | March 11, 2008 at 12:43 pm
13- hahahaha!!
Ok, folks. Some douchefucker at yahoo “news” compared her to a female Michael Cera!! What The FUCK!?!?!
* she’s guest staring on “how I met your mother”……..
Are they just fucking with us because they know it’s FRIST!!!’s birthday and they know we’re drunk already?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIST!!!
DJ | March 11, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I bought some thin t-shirts like Britts years ago at Mervyns in California. I paid 6.99 and I bet Britney paid $50 lol!
fergernauster | March 11, 2008 at 12:53 pm
See… I advised all you clowns many years ago that this girl was an expertly packaged Disney time-bomb, what with her mall-looks, below-average talent, parent-pimps and witless bowling-ball head.
But nobody listened then. Britney was a rising superstar and the envy & desire of the nation!
Aha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
D. Richards (penis envy) | March 11, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Hey, Frist, you better watch out!
Il tell you that it’s no coincidence between Mars being a planet and the Egyptians having intercourse — excuse me: Arabs; Demascus; intergalactic alien hybrid space-sailors. Ya’ know, All that first-rate science stuff.
Genesis: the begining. Yeah, think about that.
brennie | March 11, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Jimbo, your ‘no snatch’ argument is a compelling one. You win the day.
Thegrayway | March 11, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Maybe she can spend a few of those dollars and get a fucking manicure. What a skank.
toolboy | March 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Clean the gutters and mow the lawn bitch! Now bring me a Yoo Hoo and toss Daddy’s salad….proper like.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Thanks Berrnie
Mike | March 11, 2008 at 1:13 pm
huh. frists birthday you say? Here you go girl. Here’s my penis. Suck it.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 11, 2008 at 1:14 pm
17. veggi – March 11, 2008 12:43 PM
* she’s guest staring on “how I met your mother”……..
holy crap, some jokes just write themselves.
Jammy | March 11, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I know she’s bad, stupid and unclean, but tit freckles drive me wild.
jstunnah | March 11, 2008 at 1:17 pm
her nubins for fingernails are discusting
Ript 1&0 (alone again...naturally) My Story | March 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.
I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.
Now that we’re past that…
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.
miggs | March 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm
As Homer Simpson said to the teenage boy working at Krusty Burger, “My God, you’re greasy!”
OutRunner1 | March 11, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Wow, she gets to spend $1500 a week. I don’t make half that in a week. I’d blow a gun and welcome death’s sweet, cold embrace but then I take heart in the fact that someday I’ll be somewhere and at the same time she’ll be chasing dogs out from under the trailer porch grumbling about the days when Starbucks was plentiful and her ass was (somewhat) less fat.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 1:22 pm
@25 Mike, I thought diamonds were the only thing that small you would give someone for their birthday..
D. Richards (John Mater.) | March 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I would love to dive headfirst into the shit landing strip that is her crack. Or roll around naked in her slug trail.
MeanMerMer | March 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm
It looks like she has ringworm or a cigar burn on her right arm too. Could someone help this poor girl? It’s hard to believe she was once attractive. Poor Brit
fergernauster | March 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm
… and THAT, dear #34… is where you (and so many others) err, for this young woman was NEVER attractive.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 1:42 pm
@33 your sick!!
#29 Kill Yourself | March 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Pathetic bitch why not die? This is not a forum for miserable losers. Don’t come here for sympathy.
becky | March 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm
the thing on her wrist that looks like ringworm is that tattoo of lips she got the same night she shaved her head.
anyone want to tell me why her eyebrows look like they’ve been slathered in vaseline?
she looks soo much better than she did a couple months ago, but she’s still got a long way to go. i’m just glad her dad stepped in and is un-crazying her.
LL | March 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
26 years old and she has an allowance that her dad gives her. Man, that’s pretty sad… but not turning tricks in a parking lot, so, better than I would have predicted 6 months ago.
As for her looks, eh… she’s looked better, she’s looked far worse. We’re not seeing her hoo-ha, so that’s an improvement. Her eyes appear able to focus. Her hair looks like hair, but she needs to brush it. Damn, woman, run a comb through that shit. She looks relatively age-appropriate. All in all, I give her a solid 6.
Holly | March 11, 2008 at 2:01 pm
“Symptoms of pinworms include anal itching, disturbed sleep, and irritability. To prevent a pinworm infection, discourage the child from nail-biting and then scratching their bare anal areas.”
Damn! Too late!
Casaguaya | March 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm
PAINT YO NAILS BITCH!!! PAINT YO NAILS!!!
Jeremy | March 11, 2008 at 2:08 pm
yes she looks kind of wirmy like dogs have wirms in their poop piles. and then eat it except she doesnt eat it she snorts it thru her poop shoot she shoots she scores, shitney.
Lenna | March 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm
RIP Frank the intern…. you will be missed. *sobs*
JANE | March 11, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Her hair looks really good, you cant even tell they are extensions! She looks horrible with those stupid blue contacts I hate when she wears those…
Stranger than Fiction | March 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Wow, this is so weird, I have that same outfit.
Eye Ball Police | March 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Those blue contacts make her look really creepy. She should stick with the clear ones, or if she wants to look even crapper, she should go with the grey ones. The grey one will give her a nice mummy look.
frankie knucks | March 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
LAST!!!
fuck you | March 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm
HEY DOES ANYONE REALIZE HER EYEBROWS ARE FINALLY WAXED?!
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SurroundedByFools | March 12, 2008 at 9:50 am
BITCH BETTER BUY SOME NEW BOOTS