Britney Spears forgets her panties
Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:
“Paris was acting like Britney’s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney’s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris’ friendly gestures.”
I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, but Paris Hilton might not be the best choice to start off her lesbian journey. Sure it’s an easy lay, but then you end up wearing neon blue sunglasses at night and forgetting that underwear has more uses than being stuffed in your mouth during sex.