Britney Spears forgets her panties

November 27th, 2006 // 106 Comments
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Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:

“Paris was acting like Britney’s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney’s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris’ friendly gestures.”

I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, but Paris Hilton might not be the best choice to start off her lesbian journey. Sure it’s an easy lay, but then you end up wearing neon blue sunglasses at night and forgetting that underwear has more uses than being stuffed in your mouth during sex.

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  1. NipsyHustle

    is it really true that nicole and paris are BFF again? there was that one pic of them eating together and nothing since. i think nicole probably doesn’t want to be friends with paris because paris is a user.

    brit better watch out. paris isn’t above fucking someone’s husband (travis barker. brit is STILL wearing a wedding band so I’m not so convinced she’s over EARL.

  2. PrettyBaby

    #26 hahahahaha That is hilarious!! Lesbia! This day is only getting better..

  3. PrettyBaby

    Yeah #47 Alex now armpit hair is ALL the rage….

  4. Berzerker

    how come Shitney has no vagina? is she a cyborg?

  5. You know that’s blatantly photoshopped, right?

  6. On the news of Team Hilton recruiting Brit, Los Angeles SPCA has raised the threat level to ‘festering Red’ for owners of small pets.

  7. ccdluna

    I am almost starting to feel sorry for her. Does she even use half her brain’s capacity? Hmmm…does she have a brain? Paris has a brain after all, I know it’s been said before but wow, she’s looking classier by the minute. (That is in comparison to Britney.)

  8. saltpeanuts

    Here’s a rap for Brit.
    Fatneck Brit has quite a bad complexion.
    Not sure of the cause but let’s pause for reflection.
    If she wants her face clean, and you all know what I mean.
    She’ll need a massive injection
    of my erection confection.

  9. littlemisssunshine

    If i remember correctly, britney spears was in an interview a while ago after she had her first baby or something. And at one point she started crying because of how invasive the paparazzi were. I could sympathize with that i guess. But now anymore because going out with Paris Hilton translates into a stronge desire to be photographed and therefore successfully attracts attention, something she once dreaded. whatever, i dont expect britney spears to have rational beliefs anyway so it makes sense if everytime she opens her mouth, its a bunch of make-up nonsense.

  10. cayana

    Where are her kids while all this is going on?

    And #33, you insult Shaniqua with that insinuation. Even she wouldn’t touch those filthy clumps of horse hair.

  11. WildDaisy

    That’s not the real britney – she sent out trailer-trash Barbie out in her place, hence the no-vagina vagina!

  12. PrettyBaby

    In all these pics on line of her pussy- where are her damn lips?? Sorry I am repeating others, but I really need to know!

  13. Ms. Sass

    Forget her cooch, what about the gut hanging over her skirt? If you got the body, rock it, but if not, hide it, no one wants to see that shit. As for her cooch, that’s the best hairstyle I’ve seen coming from Britney in a long time.

  14. sexybitch

    It’s Indecent Exposure Barbie!

  15. madaboutmark

    Just a plain old nasty Ho!

  16. magickal

    Fucking eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  17. “…underwear has more uses than being stuffed in your mouth during sex.”

    Ouch. I mean… just… OUCH. Kudos.

  18. Nikk The Templar

    Ok, her gut’s hanging over…she borrowed another pair of shoes form her little sister….stole a pair of Nicole Richie’s glasses….she’s a hot fucking mess, head to stubbing stank ass toes.

  19. HELLpenis

    Where’s the unblurred version? I’ll believe it when I see it

  20. LL

    Someone else has already addressed this, but did I miss the memo where it’s OK to show yer cooter in public now? I guess in a society where VPL are judged the worst faux pas EVER, showing your vagina is OK. Personally, I’d rather see VPL as deep as the Marianas Trench than some bitch’s poon (shaved or not), but maybe that’s just me. I’m not a guy or a lesbo, so I would pass on the beaver shots, but maybe that’s too old school. I guess in another 20 years or so, we’ll all be walking around naked with titty clamps and butt plugs and enormous tattoos snaked all around our privates so people will really have something to look at. Can’t wait. Way to go, Britney. Those kids are in good hands.

  21. captainwalker

    I dont know but I’ve been told –

    photoshop pussy is mighty cold.

  22. superlyficial

    paris hilton is like a class sucker..you get within 50 feet of her and you look like white trash

  23. BigMember

    This seriously makes me want to say: GIVE THE KIDS TO EARL! He might be a “broke ass never was” but at lest he doesn’t walk around shoving his dick in peoples faces

  24. BigMember

    What’s the matter Brit? Too much cheese on the taco?? Well here is a tip for you. Take a shower bitch! Don’t just ventilate your sourdough fumes and pollute my atmosphere.

  25. MargeAggedon

    After two kids I’m surprised you can’t see the gaping hole from space.
    I suppose she can afford to have that vaginal “rejuvenation” surgery. For those who can afford it… insta-hymen/insta-virgin.

  26. ph7

    Raw photo on egotastic – as you’ll see, not all is revealed.

    http://www.egotastic.com/media/thumbs/0611/britney-spears-pussy-upskirt-02.jpg

  27. princessbanana

    When did wearing rhinestone hearts on your shoes come back into style? I guess I didn’t get that memo. Nice on Britney!

  28. ElatedPornStar

    And thus, Britney’s Sapphic adventure across the Americas began. She’ll soon star in a porn appropriately titled, “Average Hoe,” It will see a limited release.

    Very Limited.

  29. Googolygoo

    Sorry guys, but that screams Photoshop. The perfect, flesh-toned square was obviously drawn over panties.
    But take heart, maybe there were skid marks we didn’t have to look at.

  30. Antonotron

    the owner of this site needs to stop trying to be Diet-Maddox.
    (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net)

  31. aurealis

    I have it on good authority that Paris Hilton is actually a Tranny. Well I read it here last week… but I haven’t seen her va-j-j recently, so maybe Britney’s not switch hitting yet.

  32. Littlemisssunshine— I’m with you. What’s with the “I forgot my underwear” thing all these young skanks are into these days? I guess I’m getting old too…
    .
    Note to Britney: bad move in the upcoming “custody battle” thing. Think, girl, jeez.

  33. BadGoat

    Britney needs to be reminded that she has 2 children back home. One who she just brought into the world barely 3 months ago. Why is she running around with Paris Hilton and not at home with her boys? They’ve lost their dad, now this? Disgusting, selfish behavior.

    Little girls should not get married and play house. Having kids does not save a relationship.

    Those panty-less pictures are doctored. Are you that desperate Superficial? I can’t talk much I looked.

  34. BadGoat

    How much did she pay for those awful extensions do you think?

  35. the-man-himself

    Whats wrong with the rest of her clothes:

    Smily-T-Shirt: Hey, the early nineties are over. What was the slogan of this time? Britney repeat this: ‘Aciiiiiid!’

    Her jacket looks like it’s made from the sofa or curtain of a ninty year old lady.

    Where did she find the glasses? In the trash bin from McDonalds? They sell such ugly plastic glasses with a toy, … when you buy this kind of junior menus.

  36. bebeBiatchi

    ZZZ… Hey, why not post a sickening pics of her vagina in milk cartons.. ? -lol-
    Maybe then that could promote well her come-back plans… jeez.. pretty shaved though.. BRAVO!

  37. FecalPellets

    Egotastic flashed more Brit gash:

    http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/britney-spears-pussy-oh-the-humanity-001928

    The Apocalypse can now officially begin.

  38. FecalPellets

    ^^^You even get a glimpse of brit-brit’s C-section scars…wooo!

  39. tiffanycarson47

    Oh dear lord!

  40. Antonotron

    amyone else taking creepy notice that she looks suspiciously like Lindsay Lohan at a glance ?

    maybe i’m just getting older and all those whores are starting to look alike.

  41. schadenfreudelicious

    Clitney’s spawn should have years of therapy to look forward to after their buddies bring up the photos of their mamma’s bald cooch in a few years time…

  42. Sweet_cheeks

    what the fuck is her problem

    she shows her puss-puss every time she goes out.
    http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/index2/

    when Paris hilton- Fucking Parasite Hilton- holds your legs closed for you, you have hit rock bottom.

    NO ONE! AND I MEAN NO ONE goes out without underwear, with a short skirt and then deliberately opens her legs while getting out of a car with cameras in your crotch.

    SLUT, AT LEAST LOOK LIKE YOU’RE NOT AWARE OF YOUR CROTCH SHOTS.

    i bet you she stated that she will release her sex tape for free just so that everyone will see it.

    poor Kevin, she probably fucked every mexican around the estate

  43. FecalPellets

    Look@the expression on Paris’ face!! Fucking priceless….it says, “I shall see this girl’s downfall to the very end. BWAHAHAHAHA!” Poor Slitney, never even saw it coming. I almost feel sorry for her.

  44. FORMULA_KILLS

    HAH!!

    GO BRITNEY!!

    STILL WORTH MORE THEN 100 MILLIONS $$$

    SHE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS, SHE DOES
    NOT CARE WHAT NE1 THINKS!!

    ALSO SHE IS A GOOD MOM, SHE
    ACTUALLY BREAST FEEDS HER BABIES!!

    AND THATS THE BEST THING NE1 CAN DO FOR THEIR LIL ONES!!

    SORRY SHES NOT FAT/LAZY/UGLY

    LIKE 90% OF ALL OTHER MOMS!!

    HAHAHA YOU ALL WOULD DIE TO BE HER!!

    CMON NOW SHE HAS EVERYTHING!!

    AND SHES SUPER HOTTTT!!!

    GO BRITNEY!!

  45. FORMULA_KILLS

    OOOO U DUMMIES!!

    SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

    ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

    SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT’S

    CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

    THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

    BREAST IS BEST!!

    THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
    SO DAMN FAST!!

    WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
    A DAY!!

    THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

    -HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
    -SMARTER
    -HAPPIER
    -PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

    WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

    CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

    GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

    THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

  46. txlatina

    britney spears is a “”pinche”" fucking whore, that just crave s attention! that s y she s been showing off her crotch n partying it up with paris holding hand s n shit…she need s to take her fat ass home n care for her babie s, n that s exactly what they r-BABIES!!! what kind of mother is that? she deserve s to have her children taken from her-enough said!

  47. salermo

    BTW new HQ pics of pantyless Britney are at
    http://www.britneyspearscrotch.net

  48. Unfortunatley, Brittany seems to be on the stardom down ward spiral.

    http://www.viibs.com/Womens-Sex-Toys/

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