Britney Spears forgets her panties

November 27th, 2006 // 106 Comments

Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:

“Paris was acting like Britney’s boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney’s lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris’ friendly gestures.”

I can understand K-Fed driving Britney Spears off men, but Paris Hilton might not be the best choice to start off her lesbian journey. Sure it’s an easy lay, but then you end up wearing neon blue sunglasses at night and forgetting that underwear has more uses than being stuffed in your mouth during sex.


  1. crabbie

    You have to own a pair of panties before you can forget them.

  2. i cant stand this chubby little hick,but i swear i’d smash her so damn hard.

  3. Miss_Marple

    Hey superfish, WTF?? How a-bout doing your job and giving us something we can sink our teeth into? First you goof off over the Thanksgiving holiday and then you give us this shit.

  4. alaskanchicsickle

    Wonderskank powers activate.

  5. Nimuë LaMer

    I was right about this little slut all along.

    I feel vindicated, somehow.

    She gives us mobile home dwellers a bad name.

  6. RichPort

    She’s about one apple martini away from being arrested for solicitiation. When Paris is your pimp, perhaps pantiless poon persists profusely. Probably…

  7. Cruzadas

    And this is, my friends, what people in the world usually refer to as a prostitute

  8. Poll: How many rats are living in her hair?

  9. SuperG

    #4, I’m with you!

    Same shit, different day!

  10. Missallanpoe

    :: Poll: How many rats are living in her hair?

    7. And we already know the only reason Paris is hanging out with her because Britney is the hott thing right now in the papers. Thus Paris must be seen with her so she can get more photo shots. End of story. So quit posting stupid shit like this like you have no idea why britney would be hanging with her. Everyone hangs with Paris. Everyone.

  11. Dingles

    how interesting that as soon as Britney magically loses 200 lbs in a month (through diet and exercise, of course) and dumps Fed-ex, Paris is suddenly her new bff. I don’t remember her giving a shit 2 weeks ago.

    it must suck to be 25 and still mentally and socially function as a 13 year old.

  12. jrzmommy

    “Ooops, I’m a whore!”

    By the way, Paris’s head looks extremely gigantic in the last pic. Hee hee!! Like a bobblehead.

  13. Italian Stallion

    I just called Steven Hawking to report a mysterious black hole that causes blindness……….

  14. 86

    Britney needs to discover some new facial expressions.

  15. 86

    This is quite seriously the most odd pairing I’ve ever witnessed. Paris must genuinely see Britney’s southern sweetness as refreshing compared to all of the boring jaded Hollywood types to which she’s been accustomed. Or else she figures that she looks better when she stands next to Britney…kinda like it was with the old Nicole.

  16. ImaCracka

    OH MY GAWD IM FRIGGIN BLIND NOW…… and the scabbies jusmp right off the digital pic of her meat curtains and are running all over my desk…..

    You know the dumpster where KFed is moving next most likley smells nicer than her poonannie anyway….

    Not really helping her child custody case is she…….

  17. ImaCracka

    And i love the gut hanging over in the pic of her seating and not shiwing of her beav…….

    I’m country …. DO WHAAAATT!!!!

  18. vinny221

    her hussy-pussy is pixelated in real life? k-fed has damaged her…

  19. Check out the blonde chick in the backseat of pic #3. Just that look on her face. Now I know why radical Islam wants to destroy the West. As for Brit and Paris, they’re fucking. Not being salacious, not being a typical guy, it’s just the natural progression of things. Two talentless, brain dead, skeeves with bleached assholes who have done everyone and everything have nothing left to do but each other. It’s quite sad actually. Brit’s apparently labialess puss should be wrapped in police tape, as it is the scene of the crime of K-Fag adding two more to the gene pool.

  20. Are panties out of style or something? I must be getting old..

  21. Missallanpoe

    22, it’s out of style. Has been for months. Everyone apparently goes cammando now.

  22. littlemisssunshine

    Wow, am i the only one who is troubled by the fact that britney spears is a mother of 2 and is parading around town wearing clothes that are too tight for her and no panties? How nostalgic is this woman? seriously, what is wrong with these parents who both want custody of kids they completely disregard? I say the kids are much better off with the nanny or even in an orphanage. But please, dont leave them in the hands of those 2 psychopaths because they will grow up to be serial killers.

  23. RichPort

    #12 – huh? Maybe we can both find jobs writing for obvious dot fucking com…

  24. jrzmommy

    My cashier last night at the grocery store was named Lesbia. And I sware I’m not making that up.

  25. Candycane

    It’s sad when plastic smurf glasses are the classiest part of your ensemble.

  26. ImmaAssClown

    when did Brit get that sweet mullet?

  27. hendero

    that’s twat!

  28. NipsyHustle

    unless she has had her vagina power washed multiple times, she is causing a public hazard letting that festering poon air out in public.
    the sad part is there are millions of guys who would love to climb up in that same gash that EARL has been skeeting in for the last 2.5 years. there is no telling what his cheesy dick has deposited in that cave.

  29. Jenster

    thanks superficial, i threw up my quiznos
    all over the screen, I’ll never get the
    vomit out of the tiny spaces between the keys

    anyhoo, #27, too funny!

    okay, so i thought, hey, if i was married to k-fed, Id want a fun evening out, even if it was with cum dumpster Paris Hilton; at least she’s good for the bar tab, but this has been going one for like 2 weeks now. There goes that “i’m making a comeback” thoery of hers. Good job, Brit.
    Eww, what if she’s boning Paris? I can’t
    fathom it. Britney, Matt Lienheart, and Stavros can share the same bottle of Valtrex
    since their herpies came from the same sesspool.

  30. Missallanpoe

    25, if it’s so obvious than how come noone has said it. Look back at every recent britney post and noone says ANYTHING like that. =) I’m saying what needed to be said…also that she should be raped, shot, cut open, and pissed into her carcass. It’s a wonder those kids are still alive

  31. Jenster

    oh, and her hair extentions suck,
    they look like she got them from
    Shaniqua on Martin Luther King Blvd.

  32. jrzmommy

    Um, Shaniqua may get offended by that.

  33. jesseeca

    check out her shoes in the last picture. i think i wore those to my 8th grade semi-formal back in the early 90s. that pretty much sums up her entire get-up. and she must have had those sunglasses cutom made because they are able to properly shield her eyes that are practically on the sides of her head.

  34. frigatebird

    Come on, it’s perfectly clear why Paris is sucking up to Britney. She wants to open for Britney in Vegas. Once that’s over, she’ll drop her.

  35. Jenster

    yeah sorry shaniqua, I’m sure your weaves are on point.

  36. You stay classy, Britney Spears.

  37. jojo

    I can tell just by looking at her that she smells. I would hold my breath if she walked by me. I do that all the time when ugly dirty people walk by. Does that make me a snob??

  38. HollyJ

    Just another publicity stunt. Flash a tit, flash pantiless crotch. Same crap, different whore. ::yawn::

  39. polypam

    I’m dying to know Paris’ motive for befriending Britney. She definitely looks like the cat that at the canary. Maybe she wants tips on how to be a pop star without any talent.

  40. Once I wore a dress that really showed panty lines so I went without panties and the whole night I was completely paranoid about crossing my legs that I ended up not enjoying myself very much as I was so worried about flashing someone. I never did it again as I found the whole thing stressful.

    I can’t imagine a celebrity doing this and thinking it would not end up in a picture.

    To me it seems you would either have to be completely naive to think it would not happen, or you want it to. Either way, I think she is ‘Sooooper Klassy’!

  41. 86

    Oh my gawd, if Paris & Britney do Vegas together that could very well be what finally kills me.

  42. BarbadoSlim

    And so, it begins, I predict a “feud” with Kim Kardashian in two weeks, some Lindsay Lohan altercation in a month(if she’s still alive) and anorexia/bulimia/meth rumors before 2007.

  43. ch474

    Britney and Paris are off on a magical vacation to the Greek isle of Lesbos. They’ll dine nightly on red snapper, and munch delicately over the finest carpet. They’ll enjoy magnificant scenery of cracks and gashes in the rocks.

    Or maybe just rent a Motel 6 by the hour.

  44. RichPort

    Yes Slim, it’s only a matter of time before they go shopping together and Paris shakes her head disapprovingly at Brit’s outfit choice, glancing briefly at Brit’s midriff before quickly looking up and offering a “you’re too big for that” smile. I’ve got $10 on anorexia.

  45. Question for all the ladies out there: Is pubic hair last year, or something? Just wandering.

  46. PapaHotNuts

    I fucked Brittany once in 2001 and I caught a bad case of Downs Syndrome. Now I’m part retarded.

  47. cynicalheretic

    Is this the best you can come up with. Seriously, you all have become fucking pathetic. Where’s my fucking Alba!!!!!

  48. NicotineEyePatch

    “Oh, yeah, that looks hot.”
    Of COURSE Paris is dressing her! We all know Britney can’t even dress herself for a value meal at Shakey’s. She’s giving her bad publicity tips and horrible fashion advice… “yeah, wear that with no panties, that’s hot.” “yeah, those white shoes totally make that dress rock, that’s so hot.” “so what if someone gets a picture of your cooze, look what it did for me… so hot.” “People will talk about us hanging out together, which is so super hot.”.
    Britney is either too stupid to recognize this, or thinks it’s a great idea. Either way, she’s still stupid. They’re both still fucking stupid.

  49. Tha-Flash

    What the fuck bitches? I can’t see no pussy here!? Just some stupid ass squares.

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