Britney Spears forgets her makeup

May 18th, 2007 // 234 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted leaving Millennium Dance Studio without her makeup on and, uh, well, Jesus. I mean, really, oh my God. What is this? Natural beauty only works if you’re naturally beautiful. And this is not that. I’d suggest makeup but we’ve already seen how poorly that works. Might I suggest a face transplant? My friend got one the other day and she looks great. And yeah, maybe she’s dead now, but that’s the price you have to pay for beauty. Well that and $5,000. To me. For the operation. I’m a surgeon!

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  1. have we figured out yet why she continues going to this studio dressed like a cowboy whore?

  2. frenchie

    I can’t get past that mop stapled to her melon

  3. You know, I hate hearing about this girl and am always ready to write something nasty about her…but I will say, I think this is the best picture I’ve seen of her in a while. She looks kind of fresh faced and innocent and actually like a girl in her 20′s instead of looking like an older hooker like she usually does.

  4. frenchie

    an absolute train wreck

  5. syrum

    eh, she doesn’t look that bad

  6. DancingQueen

    OM F-N G!! In the last photo you can actually SEE her nappy extensions!!!! CLASSY!!!!!

  7. Andrea

    Her hair extensions look disgusting. Look at the back of her head in that last picture. Gross.

  8. Chauncey Gardner

    Great googly moogly!!! You know, this piece of trash is gonna be at the House of Blues here in Orlando tomorrow. I was tempted to go and destroy her, but tickets were sold out, and my hatred isn’t so strong that I’d pay a bunch of money for a scalped ticket. Unless it meant I could scalp HER. Not that there’d be any hair to grab onto. But, I’d be willing to give it the old college try.

  9. bungoone

    i doubt Victoria’s Secret appreciates this.

    There are so many things wrong with this i don’t even know where to start. hair extentions, blue nail polish, those legwarmers with those shoes. seriously WTC is going on!

    did she look at the back of her head in the mirror before she left the salon?

  10. Ambrse311

    She is not right. I feel kinda bad for her. I don’t think anyone has genuinely ever been a friend to her. She needs to get a grip!

  11. llllllllll

    That dry hair looks good on her and her pasty face is a charm.

  12. DancingQueen

    She can’t even wear her shoes properly!

  13. Ambrse311

    How the heck did she switch headbands like that?

  14. captain obvious

    wow, what a trendsetter. and nice extensions, HA. Britney Spaniel!!…wait, no, thats an insult to dogs, and I love all dogs. Britney, on the other hand…gooooo awwwwwayyyy pleeeeeaseee!!!

  15. bungoone

    she obviously hasn’t learned her lesson. already bleaching her only 1″ long hair & tying some busted ass extensions to it? it looks like a damn barbie doll head.

    Chauncey, I’ll chip in for the ticket. anyone else?

  16. Jimbo ?

    I know everyone is going to bash the shit out of her and rightfully so, but this is the most normal I have seen her in a long time. For a change she does not look like a train wreck, her mouth is closed and she has a somewhat normal outfit on. WTC!!!

  17. catherine

    Like somebody else here said, she looks quite prettyand fresh faced, and foronce not like a 12 dollar trailer park hooker (okay, I’m just talking about the face, not outfit, fright wig, etc). So give her a break, there are so many times she and other celebretards should be called out, but this is not one of them. Do you know what most people, let alone celebs, look like au naturel?

  18. me0w

    It’s kind of a late 1980′s style. Except the wedge shoes. And blue nail polish is so 1995. But it’s cool though. Britney doesn’t wear what everyone else says is in style at the moment. No one else dresses like her.

  19. @dd

    sad thing is..she has a lot of make up on here..

  20. Oh, and In My defense, when I said she looked Pretty and Fresh faced I was NOT refering to the outfit, just the close-up picture!

    The rest of her looks like the reject line of dancers wanting to be in a Flock of Seagulls video.

  21. me0w

    I think she is wearing eye makeup.

  22. At some point her neck starting becoming one with her chin — it’s my theory that her brain is leaking toward her throat.

  23. cabbalasskas

    Bern, nice pic of almost naked Olsen twins. I agree, they are delightful.

  24. T-Dawg30

    I thought that was David Lee Roth at first.

  25. The_Squizz

    She’s a fut ugly bitch.
    She smells like piss.
    I love her.

  26. bungoone

    “No one else dresses like her.”

    probably because everyone else has at least a few functioning brain cells.

  27. captain obvious

    oh man, that cracked me up! David Lee Roth, good one!

  28. sweetnsnooty

    OMG, she’s back to those nasty hair extensions, eeeewwww.

  29. parrish

    we have all seen worse

  30. Jules

    she doesn’t look that bad. her comeback is approaching us.

  31. Will someone please tell this girl to stop biting her nails!! Paint on some…half bitten….smells like ass….Eww

  32. Guy

    Sheesh, she doesn’t look that bad guys, you just all need an outlet to bitch about.

  33. Her ass is so fat and she’s so strapped she’s taking advertising dollars now. The billboard in question, formerly the cause of adolescent wet dreams the world over, sports the mantra of the Lesbian Alliance (see last pic). I’m sure it’s a notion Brit wholeheartedly endorses.

  34. Phazon

    This is about the grossest shit I’ve ever seen.

  35. lambman

    That’s how she’s always looked without make-up. If blogs were around in 1999 she would have never become popular, because she really isn’t an attractive girl. She had a nice body, but the rest was all smoke and mirrors

  36. She looks naturally pretty – just as good as with the makeup – but a more fresh look

  37. redsonja1313

    YEP hit another fast food drive-thru cuz your upper body doesn’t quite look like the new cinnamon rolls at Mc Donalds but your belly sure does.

    **Not to self**never get hair extension in Torrence she would have gotten better work in COMPTON !!!

  38. redsonja1313

    Apparently she really is becomming Brooke Hogan

  39. DancingQueen

    Have you noticed how she’s always touching her head. Maybe making sure it stays on after the brain transplant.

  40. Idra

    i think she looks cute.

  41. Nathan Sherer

    Not quite oy.

  42. Alayney

    #24 — LOL!!!!!! I thought it was Donatella Versace! Although that’s an insult to DV! NICE hair extensions … NOT! I am sorry but are you people that think she looks good insane? I mean, do you HONESTLY believe that? :O

  43. elle

    you know i really don’t think she look that bad. i mean her hair looks like it has been shat out of a camels arse, but her face is fine. it looks better than lindsay lohan after she’s spent 5 hours in a make up chair. if this wasn’t mad britney and just a girl walking past you in shopping mall you’d probably look twice.

  44. CHROME

    I THOUGHT FOR ONCE SHE LOOKED GOOD. ATLEAST SHE MATCHES TODAY.

  45. bungoone

    35, agreed. she was never attractive. ever. ever ever ever!

  46. techclerk

    Kinda shocks you a little bit like when Oprah thinks you’d like to see her without any makeup on her face. WOOF!

  47. polypam

    You know what she reminds me of? Samantha from “Sex and the City”, when she was getting chemo and shaved her head and wore a different goofy wig in every scene.

    Minus the class, of course.

  48. Ambrse311

    Ok – didn’t someone somewhere say that her hair was all fried and nasty due to extensions and them not being taken care of properly or put in properly (thought I read this at one time)? Supposively, she lost her mind and shaved her hair off (or did she shave her head b/c her hair was nappy)- and now she has extensions AGAIN!? Who the h*ll gives this girl advice and are they getting paid?? They need to be shot or sent home w/out pay. She needs a stylist, a seriously good ass whoopin’, parenting class, and a holiday WAY WAY out of the public…for any kind of chance at a comeback!

  49. Kevin_FederSwine

    AAARRGGGHHH! My EYES! My beautiful EYES! I may never masturbate again!

    Well…I may be jumping the gun here. Let me say that I may never masturbate again using visual aids. Yeah, that sounds right. Visual aids of Britney Spears. Yeah, that works for me. It’s OVER.

    My friends and fellow Americans, is there any lingering doubt that Britney is trailer trash, a pig, a slob, someone whose star has faded? Someone who was manufactured from day one?

    Are we really expecting a “comeback,” and should ANY variant of the word “come” be used in a sentence discussing this train wreck of a human being?

    I think you know the answer to that, my friends.

    Jessica Alba? YES. Most definitely YES.

    Britney Spears? Not with YOUR D**K. Not with YOURS.

  50. FRIST!!!

    Are those shorts some kind of bash on Pink for saying she’s getting stupider?
    Must’ve been hard to weave that horse hair on her stubbles.

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