Britney Spears was spotted leaving Millennium Dance Studio without her makeup on and, uh, well, Jesus. I mean, really, oh my God. What is this? Natural beauty only works if you’re naturally beautiful. And this is not that. I’d suggest makeup but we’ve already seen how poorly that works. Might I suggest a face transplant? My friend got one the other day and she looks great. And yeah, maybe she’s dead now, but that’s the price you have to pay for beauty. Well that and $5,000. To me. For the operation. I’m a surgeon!
sabrina | May 18, 2007 at 12:41 pm
have we figured out yet why she continues going to this studio dressed like a cowboy whore?
frenchie | May 18, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I can’t get past that mop stapled to her melon
Spindoc | May 18, 2007 at 12:42 pm
You know, I hate hearing about this girl and am always ready to write something nasty about her…but I will say, I think this is the best picture I’ve seen of her in a while. She looks kind of fresh faced and innocent and actually like a girl in her 20′s instead of looking like an older hooker like she usually does.
frenchie | May 18, 2007 at 12:43 pm
an absolute train wreck
syrum | May 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
eh, she doesn’t look that bad
DancingQueen | May 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
OM F-N G!! In the last photo you can actually SEE her nappy extensions!!!! CLASSY!!!!!
Andrea | May 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Her hair extensions look disgusting. Look at the back of her head in that last picture. Gross.
Chauncey Gardner | May 18, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Great googly moogly!!! You know, this piece of trash is gonna be at the House of Blues here in Orlando tomorrow. I was tempted to go and destroy her, but tickets were sold out, and my hatred isn’t so strong that I’d pay a bunch of money for a scalped ticket. Unless it meant I could scalp HER. Not that there’d be any hair to grab onto. But, I’d be willing to give it the old college try.
bungoone | May 18, 2007 at 12:46 pm
i doubt Victoria’s Secret appreciates this.
There are so many things wrong with this i don’t even know where to start. hair extentions, blue nail polish, those legwarmers with those shoes. seriously WTC is going on!
did she look at the back of her head in the mirror before she left the salon?
Ambrse311 | May 18, 2007 at 12:48 pm
She is not right. I feel kinda bad for her. I don’t think anyone has genuinely ever been a friend to her. She needs to get a grip!
llllllllll | May 18, 2007 at 12:48 pm
That dry hair looks good on her and her pasty face is a charm.
DancingQueen | May 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
She can’t even wear her shoes properly!
Ambrse311 | May 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
How the heck did she switch headbands like that?
captain obvious | May 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
wow, what a trendsetter. and nice extensions, HA. Britney Spaniel!!…wait, no, thats an insult to dogs, and I love all dogs. Britney, on the other hand…gooooo awwwwwayyyy pleeeeeaseee!!!
bungoone | May 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
she obviously hasn’t learned her lesson. already bleaching her only 1″ long hair & tying some busted ass extensions to it? it looks like a damn barbie doll head.
Chauncey, I’ll chip in for the ticket. anyone else?
Jimbo ? | May 18, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I know everyone is going to bash the shit out of her and rightfully so, but this is the most normal I have seen her in a long time. For a change she does not look like a train wreck, her mouth is closed and she has a somewhat normal outfit on. WTC!!!
catherine | May 18, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Like somebody else here said, she looks quite prettyand fresh faced, and foronce not like a 12 dollar trailer park hooker (okay, I’m just talking about the face, not outfit, fright wig, etc). So give her a break, there are so many times she and other celebretards should be called out, but this is not one of them. Do you know what most people, let alone celebs, look like au naturel?
me0w | May 18, 2007 at 12:55 pm
It’s kind of a late 1980′s style. Except the wedge shoes. And blue nail polish is so 1995. But it’s cool though. Britney doesn’t wear what everyone else says is in style at the moment. No one else dresses like her.
@dd | May 18, 2007 at 12:57 pm
sad thing is..she has a lot of make up on here..
Spindoc | May 18, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Oh, and In My defense, when I said she looked Pretty and Fresh faced I was NOT refering to the outfit, just the close-up picture!
The rest of her looks like the reject line of dancers wanting to be in a Flock of Seagulls video.
me0w | May 18, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I think she is wearing eye makeup.
Bern | May 18, 2007 at 12:59 pm
At some point her neck starting becoming one with her chin — it’s my theory that her brain is leaking toward her throat.
cabbalasskas | May 18, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Bern, nice pic of almost naked Olsen twins. I agree, they are delightful.
T-Dawg30 | May 18, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I thought that was David Lee Roth at first.
The_Squizz | May 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm
She’s a fut ugly bitch.
She smells like piss.
I love her.
bungoone | May 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm
“No one else dresses like her.”
probably because everyone else has at least a few functioning brain cells.
captain obvious | May 18, 2007 at 1:06 pm
oh man, that cracked me up! David Lee Roth, good one!
sweetnsnooty | May 18, 2007 at 1:10 pm
OMG, she’s back to those nasty hair extensions, eeeewwww.
parrish | May 18, 2007 at 1:12 pm
we have all seen worse
Jules | May 18, 2007 at 1:15 pm
she doesn’t look that bad. her comeback is approaching us.
whoneedsenemies | May 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Will someone please tell this girl to stop biting her nails!! Paint on some…half bitten….smells like ass….Eww
Guy | May 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Sheesh, she doesn’t look that bad guys, you just all need an outlet to bitch about.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Her ass is so fat and she’s so strapped she’s taking advertising dollars now. The billboard in question, formerly the cause of adolescent wet dreams the world over, sports the mantra of the Lesbian Alliance (see last pic). I’m sure it’s a notion Brit wholeheartedly endorses.
Phazon | May 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
This is about the grossest shit I’ve ever seen.
lambman | May 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
That’s how she’s always looked without make-up. If blogs were around in 1999 she would have never become popular, because she really isn’t an attractive girl. She had a nice body, but the rest was all smoke and mirrors
BODY GUARDS | May 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
She looks naturally pretty – just as good as with the makeup – but a more fresh look
redsonja1313 | May 18, 2007 at 1:19 pm
YEP hit another fast food drive-thru cuz your upper body doesn’t quite look like the new cinnamon rolls at Mc Donalds but your belly sure does.
**Not to self**never get hair extension in Torrence she would have gotten better work in COMPTON !!!
redsonja1313 | May 18, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Apparently she really is becomming Brooke Hogan
DancingQueen | May 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Have you noticed how she’s always touching her head. Maybe making sure it stays on after the brain transplant.
Idra | May 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm
i think she looks cute.
Nathan Sherer | May 18, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Not quite oy.
Alayney | May 18, 2007 at 1:27 pm
#24 — LOL!!!!!! I thought it was Donatella Versace! Although that’s an insult to DV! NICE hair extensions … NOT! I am sorry but are you people that think she looks good insane? I mean, do you HONESTLY believe that? :O
elle | May 18, 2007 at 1:28 pm
you know i really don’t think she look that bad. i mean her hair looks like it has been shat out of a camels arse, but her face is fine. it looks better than lindsay lohan after she’s spent 5 hours in a make up chair. if this wasn’t mad britney and just a girl walking past you in shopping mall you’d probably look twice.
CHROME | May 18, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I THOUGHT FOR ONCE SHE LOOKED GOOD. ATLEAST SHE MATCHES TODAY.
bungoone | May 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm
35, agreed. she was never attractive. ever. ever ever ever!
techclerk | May 18, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Kinda shocks you a little bit like when Oprah thinks you’d like to see her without any makeup on her face. WOOF!
polypam | May 18, 2007 at 1:37 pm
You know what she reminds me of? Samantha from “Sex and the City”, when she was getting chemo and shaved her head and wore a different goofy wig in every scene.
Minus the class, of course.
Ambrse311 | May 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Ok – didn’t someone somewhere say that her hair was all fried and nasty due to extensions and them not being taken care of properly or put in properly (thought I read this at one time)? Supposively, she lost her mind and shaved her hair off (or did she shave her head b/c her hair was nappy)- and now she has extensions AGAIN!? Who the h*ll gives this girl advice and are they getting paid?? They need to be shot or sent home w/out pay. She needs a stylist, a seriously good ass whoopin’, parenting class, and a holiday WAY WAY out of the public…for any kind of chance at a comeback!
Kevin_FederSwine | May 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm
AAARRGGGHHH! My EYES! My beautiful EYES! I may never masturbate again!
Well…I may be jumping the gun here. Let me say that I may never masturbate again using visual aids. Yeah, that sounds right. Visual aids of Britney Spears. Yeah, that works for me. It’s OVER.
My friends and fellow Americans, is there any lingering doubt that Britney is trailer trash, a pig, a slob, someone whose star has faded? Someone who was manufactured from day one?
Are we really expecting a “comeback,” and should ANY variant of the word “come” be used in a sentence discussing this train wreck of a human being?
I think you know the answer to that, my friends.
Jessica Alba? YES. Most definitely YES.
Britney Spears? Not with YOUR D**K. Not with YOURS.
FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Are those shorts some kind of bash on Pink for saying she’s getting stupider?
Must’ve been hard to weave that horse hair on her stubbles.