There’s a whale joke to be made here and I think it goes a little something like this: Britney Spears looks like a fat whale! Okay, there’s probably a better whale joke to be made, but I spent the past hour drinking Grey Goose vodka from the bottle so we’re lucky I’m even conscious here, let alone able to type.
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fluku- haaaaaaaaaaaa! that’s what I call comedy- just made my saturday!
Wow, for once in a life time, she actually looks…. NORMAL! Without any of her fakeness or idiocy! That clothes actually seems like it fits!
Exactly, how can she possibley get out of the spot light when people photograph every single thing she does!!
Hugh, you mean EVERYONE doesn’t know about blue sperm whale ejaculate???
I’m struggling to tie together Britney the whale + Britney the semen collector + Whale splooge + Britney swimming in whale splooge.
I KNOW there’s a miniseries in there somewhere.
People have taken leave of their senses…She looks ok for just having had a baby. But it’s hardly like you have to choose between Nicole Richie and Brit like she looks now. Take a look at Brooke Burke, Catherine Zeta Jones, J. Lo, the list goes on. All healthy, curvy, and hot. Would I bang Britney? Sure. Have I had better. Definitely. Anywhere close to Brooke Burke? Hell no. Better than Britney looks at the moment. Yup. Most decently hot college girls are
89. gogoboots
“… not everyone can be like victoria beckham!
See compare:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/britney_spears_hawaiian_mansion_pics/
and
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/victoria_beckham_hates_reading_books/ ”
Victoria Beckham?
LO friggin’ L!!!
Hmm… chubby and trashy like Britney or leathery and skanky like Vicky. Tough choices. Tough choices.
BTW, K-Douche doesn’t look to me like he’s in top condition either. Anyone?
horsecow, wouldn’t the last step cancel out #2?
You know, that she’s even able to cope and walk upright while being married to that crap-on-a-stick husband of hers is nothing short of miraculous. In her place I’d be so friggin’ depressed I’d redefine what it means to be a fatty strung out on Cheetos.
But there she is, being called fat when she is thinner than half the women I know. Given that K-Fed is out there chatting with Jessica Simpson while his wife is on vacation with their kid, I think she looks like a million bucks. Or whatever amount she’ll have left when she finally dumps K-Fed and gets a new accountant to track all the money he spent on chinless, French, cocaine-addicted “models.”
she may be thinner than half the women you know but…oh wait, are you AMERICAN?! Shock horror then.
Britney Spears is a fatty fatty lard ass
ps……FAT
her thighs aren’t really that big. she looks about 135-140… im 136, 5’5, and i wear a size six. it is conceivable that she wears a 6. Last time i looked size six isn’t even plus, and most people that are that size are not considered obese whales. She could be fixed up and still look kinda nice, like on the good morning america commercial i saw.
Just wanted to say…GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK!!! So she has a few pounds on…so what??? She just had a baby!! I think she looks great!! Find someone else to pick on for F@#k sake!
i think she looks damn good. she just had a baby afterall.
she aint thin, but i would hit that shit frontwards, backwards, and sideways
i mean goddamn, look at those full plump taters. i’d milk those things.
Good God people! She’s sort of a lard ass if you compare her to the way she looked at the 2000 VMA’s. But she really is of average weight/size- we are just so accustomed to seeing her look in top shape!
Then again, she’s rich and famous and it’s her g’damned responsibility to look perfect for us and give young girls eating disorders! Damn her!
The suit sucks. Anything that pulls your boobs downward should be burned as far as I’m concerned.
That being said, she doesn’t look that bad. Really. Needs to do some weights to tone up, but she’s not that far off from looking nice and muscular. And muscular and buff is far more attractive than skinny/skeletal.
It’s funny/sad what passes for fat these days.
Aww, Duffy! If I call you stupid, will you call me clever? If I had called Britney heterosexual, would you have called me a fag? Had I called her pretty would you have immediately come to the conclusion that I and everyone I know are ugly?
Yes, I am American and half the women I know are larger than a size 8, quelle horror! Oh, the humanity, call Greenpeace lest all the size 10s become beached on the sand!
People can be thin and they can be stupid. Guess which one you are? I’ll give you a hint: Poor logic and reductio ad absurdum remarks can’t help you lose weight.
Good luck with this approach, though. Bet the skinny chicks dig ya!
Sorry to disagree but…Britney looks hot as fuck. I’d do her.
Hey tipsymcstagger, When did I say I was a fan of Britney, in fact I’m not!! However when dumbasses like you call a woman who gave birth six months ago a fat whale I have to speak up. As for my inane rant, dumbass, you don’t want to get me started! As for you not being jealous, well you are the only one who made a point of telling me your not, need I say more?
As for everyone else who calls her fat or a whale, she owes you nothing and for you to even comment that she has resources at her finger tips just shows you know shit about anything. You have no idea what advice her doctor has given her or why she is not back to her pre-pregnancy weight. Just because some celebrities get slim fast doesn’t mean all do. Most celebs, put their child at risk to keep the weight off, look at Angelina Jolie, there is no way she should look like that at six months pregnant.
For everyone else who posted that any woman or young girl is fat or made fun of them. Try looking in the mirror your not perfect! In a world where anorexic girls are the norm you people should be ashamed of your selves.
Look kids, its the grand canyon.
Oh wait, its just Britneys chest, my bad.
I don’t think she looks that bad. Actually getting rid of K was a good thing, now she can focus on herself and the nanny taking care of the child.
So Brit is pregnant with a female spawn. the female and the male spawn will mate. out will pop the antichrist. its coming, soon!
roni get a grip. go eat a donut.
Could she look anymore retarded and gross?
OMG, Willy has escaped from the zoo. Looks like he’s searching for food. Run kids, run!!!
Dude, she’s not even fat.