Britney Spears flops around in Hawaii

February 23rd, 2006 // 178 Comments
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There’s a whale joke to be made here and I think it goes a little something like this: Britney Spears looks like a fat whale! Okay, there’s probably a better whale joke to be made, but I spent the past hour drinking Grey Goose vodka from the bottle so we’re lucky I’m even conscious here, let alone able to type.

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Comments (178)

  1. dimestoredetective | February 23, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    A sperm whale?

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  2. ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    She looks like a pound away from wearing one of those fat lady bathing suits. You know the ones that have the skirt as a bottom.

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  3. Kelly | February 23, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    Hey isn’t that outfit the one that Star Jones wears at the beach? Is this chick pregnant again or did she eat her baby?

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  4. ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    I wonder if she has heard from K-Douche lately. We have seen he has been *busy*.

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  5. Shaun | February 23, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    I see what is happening now.

    Britney Spears flops around in Hawaii.

    K-Fed is floppin it inside of other blondes.

    Nice!

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  6. SMF121490 | February 23, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    THAR SHE BLOWS!!!! Wow, Brit, step away from the Cheetohs.

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  7. LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    I’ve got Britney on the phone, what should I tell her????

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  8. mandeena | February 23, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    She’s dirty….just like the water she’s wading in!!!

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  9. Topaz Vamp | February 23, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    Maybe I’m feeling very tolerant today, or a little bloated, but I think she’s looks not that bad. I can’t say she looks good, but she doesn’t look as gross as usual. Weird outfit, though.

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  10. sadiembeagle | February 23, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    Is she wearing her wedding ring? Doesn’t look like it…

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  11. ieatpopsicles | February 23, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    She may not be as thin as she was before the baby, but this is considered fat these days? She’s not fat at all. OMG I can’t see her ribs, OMG WHAT A FAT ASS.

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  12. Skullyzena | February 23, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    I agree… I don’t think she looks that bad. Actually, she looks better than I have seen her in a while. Ugly ass bathing suit though…

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  13. amma | February 23, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    …Yeah, I gotta say, she really doesn’t look that bad in this pic. Better than I’ve seen her looking lately overall.

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  14. meFailEnglish? | February 23, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    She only ate her baby because she was trying to save him from the paparazzi!

    OK, the funniest thing is the link to Britney’s Fat-Loss Secret” above.

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  15. sweetreat | February 23, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    First off she isnt that large. Sure compared to what she looked like when she was a teenager she’s put on some weight. What a crime.
    Secondly, why is the news on this site so outdated? Half the stuff I see on here Ive seen on other site’s days before.

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  16. Binky | February 23, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    I don’t know about her suit – but I think she’s borrowed her hat from ‘Dumpster-Diver Dave’

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  17. Astriastar | February 23, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    I don’t think she looks that bad either. And no, she’s not wearing her ring, but it could be because she’s in the water.

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  18. LaurenH | February 23, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    I think she looks awesome compared to anything i can think of recently… the bathing suit isnt cute, but she is looking A LOT skinnier… maybe my wish is coming true and Britney will go back to being HOT again!

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  19. LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    #15, OMG Word!

    True, the bathing suit is horrible, the shorts are tacky and the hat, well, we won’t talk about the hat……BUT…she is not fat, her thighs still look muscular. BUT…she needs to be careful, because chicks like her get fat quickly.

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  20. sqongo | February 23, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    Well,all i can say she’s an improvement to skellys Lohan,Olsens,Richie etc,celeb with healthy weight,i would only wish i could hit it.Curvy milf!

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  21. Aimtrue | February 23, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    It looks like she lost weight- maybe 180 lbs of shit and by shit I mean k-fed. She is looking better-maybe a little more weight goes she has to tour to plug the new album so she may tighten up- and just about that time she will realize how lame k-fed is and then my evil plot will onfold She will be ready to give herself to me—-

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  22. Maeve97 | February 23, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    I don’t think that she looks bad either. We are used to celebs like Kate Hudson and Denise Richards that drop baby weight instantly, but in the real world, it’s not that easy.
    Let’s give Brit a break, yes she could lose some more pounds, but her husband is cheating on her with France’s Tara Reid. She’s got other things to worry about and may need the Cheetos to get through this difficult time.

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  23. honey | February 23, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    maybe mr. superficial was looking at the pic through the bottom of that grey goose bottle?? there’s a warning there- items seen through bottom of bottle may appear larger than actual size..

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  24. Binky | February 23, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    (I think he sometimes adds a bit of ‘Bull’ to his vodka)

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  25. Tiana | February 23, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    I have to say, I honestly think Britney looks pretty good here so I’m not sure what the fuss is about.

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  26. Alia | February 23, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    I can’t wait for the Duckboy comment of ….

    “Wait till you see her on Good Morning America and she is back to her normal weight… ” But then Duckboy AKA as K-Fed is too busy eating some French food if you know what I mean… That is so tacky the poor girl doesn’t have enough money for a bathing suit she has to go in the ocean in her clothes…

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  27. Camille C | February 23, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    She doesn’t look good but it’s her style not her weight. Millions of American women would love to look like her and be her size. She looks a bit raunchy but she had a baby and she’s ranchy anyway.

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  28. LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    #22, Denise Richards, OK….but Kate Hudson, don’t get me started. The jury is still out on whether KH has a too skinny problem.

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  29. MeganHarris | February 23, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    She is so nasty. Mateo said she was a fat grandma, which doesn’t make sense, but its funny.

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  30. ProtonMan | February 23, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    I had a raging hard-on until I saw this photo…instant limpness.

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  31. MadDater | February 23, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Is it just me or do her boobs look smaller than when she was touring. Now I thought that your breasts were supposed to get bigger especially when you have a kid to feed (and she has 2 if ya count kfed), so why are here boobs smaller? Hmm… makes me think that her breasts must have been fake in the first place

    The Mad Dater,
    “Because there’s a Bastard in all of us”

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  32. cj14mommy | February 23, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    she looks like trailor trash in that outfit, come on swimming in jean shorts…i gave her more credit than that, esp since she’s sans ring!

    so is baby #2 on the way or something…
    http://www.britneyzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=8

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  33. Tracy | February 23, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    I actually think a cute bathing suit with a little skirt would be nicer than this, and hide her chunky butt and thighs better… like this one…

    [IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/twarga/bathingsuit.jpg[/IMG]

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  34. CurrinGirl | February 23, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    Shorts in the ocean means even she knows she’s fat.

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  35. Tracy | February 23, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    Maybe this link will work:

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/twarga/bathingsuit.jpg

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  36. tomdabomb | February 23, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    I can’t believe no one has mentioned the fact that she’s blatantly showing off her ring finger sans ring! I like the hat and the sunglasses look, and the suit would look great on someone else whose boobs are not sagging…

    Britney, please PLEASE DUMP HIM!

    and a little sarong would work wonders, BTW

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  37. Manderoni | February 23, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    The shorts worked because she’s fooled you all…you need to see the pics on http://www.hollywoodrag.com – She’s not FAT but she is a little “hefty”. The other pictures are better…

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  38. jennyjeanette | February 23, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    I always appreciate the perverse and sarcastic commentaries on

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  39. Allie D. | February 23, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    Oh my god, she is SO not fat! Jesus!

    Methinks the Superficial was hard up for good news today and really had to reach far up their asses for this little tidbit.

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  40. DonLes91 | February 23, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  41. meanestmother | February 23, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    ok now fat she’s not. she’s not emaciated like most hollywood women her age and if the rumors are true she is pg right? her biggest problem (looks wise) is that she is still dressing like she is as thin as she used to be. not exactly a crime and if she had been in a bikini you would be complaining that she is too fat for that.

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  42. Xarah | February 23, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    What’s wrong with you people? She looks fine.

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  43. BarbadoSlim | February 23, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    I liiiiiiiiike big butts and I cannot lie…ooops I’d hit it..again and again.

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  44. SF Little Bear | February 23, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    Sorry, she looks normal to me. Maybe fat when compared to Mary-Kate or Lindsey Lohan, but normal for the rest of the world.

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  45. amystitz | February 23, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    I guess the lesson is…I’m a size 8, so I might as well go ahead and f-ing kill myself now…

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  46. princess373 | February 23, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    Maybe she is like some of us lucky moms and has stretch marks on her upper thighs. That would explain the shorts. As for the smaller breasts comment, after pregnancy and breastfeeding they are never the same. I think she still has them they are just a little lower and not as perky. This is just what real women look like after a baby. Some of the other celebrities don’t go out until after their tummy tucks and lipo.

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  47. kel | February 23, 2006 at 5:20 pm

    mmm. cut-offs. WET cut-offs, no less. Sexy.

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  48. SoupaSarah | February 23, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    am i the only one who thinks she looks fantastic??

    but then in my eyes, she can do no wrong :$ lol.

    except marry k-fed.

    and have a child with him.

    and maybe another one.

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  49. mamacita | February 23, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    #46

    Girl, I know that’s right!!!! I’ve had 2 children, breastfed them both, and those puppies will never be right again. It was a worthy sacrifice, but sometimes I look longingly at my no-longer-sitting-up boobies and think “Damn, I should have gone with the formula!”. Not really, but seriously, carrying a child and giving birth to said child wreaks some kind of havoc on a body.

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  50. Spindoc | February 23, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    And here we thought it was Global Warming that was making the Oceans Rise.

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