Britney Spears flops around in Hawaii

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There’s a whale joke to be made here and I think it goes a little something like this: Britney Spears looks like a fat whale! Okay, there’s probably a better whale joke to be made, but I spent the past hour drinking Grey Goose vodka from the bottle so we’re lucky I’m even conscious here, let alone able to type.

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