Britney Spears flashes her thong

February 9th, 2007 // 124 Comments
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  1. woodhorse

    Haiku:
    like the vein bulging
    at WiseMan’s pent-up jugular
    so does Wally bulge for RichPort

    Wow! I really suck at Haiku. Guess I’ll have to take up another hobby. So sue me.

  2. Binky

    Grammies ? Ok. Brit – maybe next year.
    Well even though the Dixie Chicks won a few Grammies I still have a few problems down there (in case you were wondering)
    (It’s too bad a lot of the crowd seemed a bit scared to applaud the girls)
    Take Iran off the table.
    Partition the place.
    Secure the borders.
    Wait till they run out of ammo.
    Well I suppose I’m off topic – so… phone your Senator. ;-)
    Then again this is just an entertainment gossip site…

  3. not on your face i promise

    i’d still hit it, but only if the kids were watching.

  4. Binky

    Good God ! The Dixie Chicks are winning awards down there ??
    Can they even be heard in the US of A ?
    Ok – I’ll shut up.

  5. Binky

    (And, by the way, I’m not anti-American, but how come we always get Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears – and not Norah Jones or Ani DiFranco ?)

  6. greensleeves

    Hey, Binky… I’m guessing that since we are “down there”, you must be “up there” in Canada. Eh?

    If you were any kind of discriminating observer of culture, you would see that Americans are fascinated with self-destructive celebrity behavior. We enjoy building people up out of talentless obscurity, then tearing them down just as quickly.

    You don’t need to say that you’re “not anti-American”. We don’t care if you are or not.

    Don’t pull any punches, because we Americans certainly don’t.

  7. Binky

    And if you Americans don’t know who these ‘Dixie Chicks’ are – drive north –
    {ie leave the ‘Land of the Free’,'Home of the Brave’ etc. for a while) – head to Canada and turn on the radio.
    (Of course their best stuff is rehashed Fleetwood Mack – but it’s ok )

  8. Binky

    Didn’t read Gleensleeves before my last comment.
    I guess it’s too late to make it right. But I’m not sure what it is you think I should…
    Self destructive celebrity behavior ?
    How about self destructive national behavior ?
    That’s the problem.
    Forget ? I’m not sure I could.

  9. Binky

    - and then the chorus for those of you who have been banned from hearing the song

  10. greensleeves

    I should have spelled it out for you, Binky:

    In 20 years, Norah and Ani will have received their lifetime achievement awards having had long and successful careers, inspiring a whole new generation of young artists. Jessica and Britney, on the other hand, will be simply sad footnotes in pop culture, cautionary tales for the younger generation.

    Why did all this pique my interest in the first place? Because after hanging my head with shame over the presidential election and the predicament that our country has gotten into over the last several years, I began to nuture a slow burn of resentment that has turned into a white-hot intolerance for every half-wit that opens their cakehole to criticize American culture. By condemning us all for the actions of a few and homogenizing us all into a consolidated stereotype, you reveal what a small, prehistoric pea-brain of an intellect you have. I can’t believe that you’ve actually gotten me to stoop to argue with you. Here is a constructive suggestion: if you don’t like us and the bi-products of American culture . . . . then don’t listen to it, don’t buy it, don’t wear it, don’t read it, don’t watch it, and definitely don’t log on to it!!! You can take your pathetic facade of self-righteous, impotent, didactic, superiority complex and FUCK OFF.

  11. Delilah

    So remember way back when she posted something on her website in response to the crotch shots “thank heaven for victoria’s secrets new underwear” or something along those lines? Yeah the underwear in the pic are totally from Victoria’s Secret’s Sexy Little Things line. I work there, I know ;) They’re super cute, I have the blue ones with light green lace/dots. Mine were clearanced for 2.99, but hers are still full price–probably $14-$16, but you can get them for 3 for $25.

    It’s sad that I know this…

  12. Niecy

    I am getting a little tired of these Britney Spears stories. This isn’t juicy gossip. We already know that she doesn’t have much (if any) class, so none of this is surprising.

  13. Chuck

    she is so Disgusting ! She is gaining her weight back ! The IRS should take all her money away and deport her to Bolivia.

  14. RichPort

    This is just getting wierd. Another weekend spent by some discussing RichPort instead of the gossip at hand or the mendacity of their own lives? This shit is just starting to get scary.

    #87 – For the record, you can usually tell what I write because it lacks self-deprecation or homoerotic fantasies, up to and including juvenile anacronyms and idiotic web links espousing the troll’s inherent homosexuality. The only thing that smells of old semen on me is my dick the morning after a night of sex.

    Oh yeah, Britney is officially a whore. I won $1000 in Vegas by calling the exact time and date of her slutdom. Competition was fierce. Thanks to everyone here for the help.

  15. Binky

    (Wow – #110 doesn’t seem to like my rants much. )

  16. RichPort

    I hate country music radio stations. I am therefore glad the Dixie Chicks won big. And I can’t even pick one of their songs out of a line up.

  17. Britney Spears is for sucks, Yeah!!!

  18. BarbadoSlim

    jeeeeeeeeez we are still on this stinky thong?

    yuck

  19. MrSemprini

    I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
    I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
    She was my woman
    As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind
    My, my, my, Delilah
    Why, why, why, Delilah
    I could see that girl was no good for me
    But I was lost like a slave that no man could free
    At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
    I cross the street to her house and she opened the door
    She stood there laughing
    I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
    My, my, my Delilah
    Why, why, why Delilah
    So before they come to break down the door
    Forgive me Delilah I just couldn’t take any more

    [insert trumpet solo here]

    She stood there laughing
    I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
    My, my, my, Delilah
    Why, why, why, Delilah
    So before they come to break down the door
    Forgive me Delilah I just couldn’t take any more
    Forgive me Delilah I just couldn’t take any more

  20. misanthrope

    I love how people are saying it’s a Victoria’s Secret thong like that makes it less gross.

  21. wtfiswrongwithppl

    Thanks Britney. I work at Victoria’s Secret and that’s wear those panties are from.

    Now everytime I see them or have to straighten them at the end of the day, it makes me sick.

    Especially b/c she’s been wearing the same thong and boots for a week. Trash.

  22. Binky

    Re:110 Well I don’t usually comment on comments, but now that my guest is out of the way and no one reads these old ones anyway.
    - I think you must be new here
    - “a white-hot intolerance for every half-wit that opens their cakehole to criticize American culture” I think you might on the wrong site.
    This site tends to point out the insanity of Entertainment culture. Maybe give it a glance.
    - I’m not sure how your consumerism tips fit in with the ‘freedom of speech’ thing.
    - I have American relatives and friends. I know its not a homogenized blob. Satire and irony don’t always spell this out. Everyone tends to get trashed on this site. Try not to worry about it or take everything too literally. Read the disclaimer.
    - Canadians are being killed in Afghanistan so if some semi-political comments here interfere with your CD burning party – so be it. Maybe skip them.
    - Comments here tend to be funny. If you keep ‘contributing’ to this site maybe try to work in a Knock Knock joke or something. Or try to work in a song like #108.
    - But in conclusion I must agree. This ‘Binky’ character is a bit of an asshole.

  23. castanza

    That’s not a thong. It’s like .. I don’t know what that is.

  24. god, she’s just so disgusting right now i’d rather have rosie odonnel flash her thong!

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