Britney Spears was spotted at Parc over the weekend flashing her panties. And apparently instead of showing up in clothes she decided she’d just tape a pillow case to herself. Classy and economical. Just like that tuxedo I made out of cardboard and black spray paint.
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radically4peace | April 17, 2007 at 12:01 pm
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radically4peace | April 17, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Yes, that was sweet. Now for my real comment. That dress makes her have no shape and it gives me a headache.
whitegold | April 17, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Wow, this really is a whole new and improved Britney. She’s started wearing panties! The world rejoices!
UnwriteThis | April 17, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She looks like a magician’s assistant.
kellygirl57 | April 17, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Those blue contacts are creepy and when she makes that face she looks like Bat Boy’s evil twin….in a muumuu
pirhan | April 17, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Spears seems pretty exicted about the panty prospect too. And ha ha to #2 & #3. :)
gita | April 17, 2007 at 12:06 pm
what a freekin clown
Deez | April 17, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Brittney needs to shove her pretty wig down her pretty panties.
tits_on_snack | April 17, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I have nothing remotely funny to say about this. I thought about commenting on her ridiculously blue contacts, or something to do with panties, but then I got bored and my train of thought derailed and I started thinking about the shirt I ordered and how it got delivered to my apartment earlier today, and how I can’t wait to get home and try it on. Maybe make some vegetable soup, do some pilate’s… *yawn*
Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude | April 17, 2007 at 12:09 pm
The sad thing about this britney is that she probably purchased that window curtain for $100 bucks and it probably won’t even cover a whole window. She got jipped.
veggi | April 17, 2007 at 12:11 pm
hahaha. Why oh why does she keep mistaking pillow cases for dresses. And who is the transvestite with her? Is that Paris?
nice on #4
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 17, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Cool hat! I didnt know she was so into “A Clockwork Orange.”
Nimuë LaMer | April 17, 2007 at 12:13 pm
That’s the face of realization: “So THAT’s what panties feel like!”
Truthseeker013 | April 17, 2007 at 12:16 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^LMNAO @ #13!!!!!!!!!
Fishstick | April 17, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Panties? so thats what that breeze was….
RAMistheMAN | April 17, 2007 at 12:17 pm
At least she’s wearing panties now-a-days.
D'arcy | April 17, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I don’t like those blue eyes. They remind me of cheap werewolf movies. As a matter of fact, in the last picture Britney dinstinctly looks like she’s about to attack the paparazzi, tear her clothes off, and transform into a mutant (not necessarily in that order).
JaeMae | April 17, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Didnt she learn from hanging out with Paris how rediculous those contacts look!
Niecy | April 17, 2007 at 12:27 pm
That “dress” is awful.
And Britney, stop with the wigs and hats. You cut all your hair off. Deal with it.
veggi | April 17, 2007 at 12:32 pm
You know what it must feel like to be Brit? It must feel like your walking down main street in a hello kitty outfit singing Avril Lavigne to yourself and having your liver try to jump out of your body but you force it back down with a gin and tonic. Or maybe that’s what it’s like to be me. I don’t know anymore. I need a drink.
yolatengo | April 17, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I am sooo bored with this fat, ugly cow. she needs to go away!!
campzine.com | April 17, 2007 at 12:34 pm
A clockwork fuschia
amazingkat | April 17, 2007 at 12:34 pm
She kind of looks like she’s about to go play the MC in an all girl version on Cabaret…
She scares me.
veggi | April 17, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Maybe she could eat Paris, and then crawl up into a pigs ass and make herself a ham sammich.
daηielle™↵ | April 17, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Poor panties…knowing you’ll be burned at the end of night due to infestation must be a bummer.
wedgeone | April 17, 2007 at 12:37 pm
#4 – too bad no one sawed her in half … for real!
#12 – Maybe she wants to be on the receiving end of the gang bang scene from that movie? Or maybe someone should prop her eyes open with toothpicks and force her to vomit every time she sees a photo of herself!
Whoever talked her into wearing that outfit should be taken out back & scourged.
marjie | April 17, 2007 at 12:39 pm
what a clown!!! she seriously looks like a clown!!
BarbadoSlim | April 17, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Does she HAVE to have her filthy piehole open all the time? Just imagine that stinkin’ sewer breathing next to you IN out IN out IN out IN eee. www.
ballie | April 17, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I actually believe the face of her in the last pic is her realizing she just finished her last can of red bull.. to the left of her.
Hemlock Queen | April 17, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I like that designer mumu she’s wearing. It covers up her, like, her pregnancy bump like ya’ll. Like, people are sooo nice!
Ruby | April 17, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I agree with #19.
Imagine waking up to that in the middle of the night. Her Chatty Cathy doll eyes staring at you. The marionette-like mouth: yak,yak,yak.
wedgeone | April 17, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Now HERE is some news hot off the wire that is worth talking about:
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) – A summer cruise for gay and lesbian families organized by Rosie O’Donnell has cut Bermuda from its planned itinerary because of possible protests by church groups in the British island territory.
O’Donnell’s charter company said it wanted to avoid the type of protests that greeted passengers when one of its cruises stopped in Nassau, Bahamas, in 2004.
heh-heh-heh: not cancelled due to possible protests, but due to probable WHALE POACHING!
Hemlock Queen | April 17, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Her fake eyeballs remind me of that movie, Mars Attacks.
huh huh, awesome 31.
LL | April 17, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Good one, #22. Hee hee. Believe it or not, that sack she’s wearing is the height of fashion now (well, the shape, anyway). It’s all billowy, shapeless dresses and tops in all the stores right now. If it was up to the fashion powers that be, we’d all go around asking each other, “So, when are you due?” Fugly.
The blue eyes are creeping me out, too. And why does Britney always look like she’s spazzing? She really does seem to have the emotional capacity of an excitable 6-year-old. My sympathy is slowly but surely edging more torwards K-Fed every day (and that is sad).
BarbadoSlim | April 17, 2007 at 12:54 pm
@32 What the hell a my gonna do with 100 torpedoes now?!?!!!
Spindoc | April 17, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Did she go to the Rosie O’Donnell’s School of “Make sure you open your mouth and look excited in the picture.
When was the last time you saw this chick smiling with her mouth closed in a picture?!?!?!
Hemlock Queen | April 17, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Britney, you can not match your ugly brown lipstick to your brown bag. And coordinate your blue bracelets with your blue eyeballs. someone shoot her now.
Bern | April 17, 2007 at 1:07 pm
This is funny, but wouldn’t it be funnier if she had a prosthetic leg? Not like anyone expects her to act sane, anymore, so she may as well make it more interesting for us …
lambman | April 17, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I see she’s gone to the same alien eye dr. as Paris to get those sexy sexy alien eyes
FRIST!!! | April 17, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Fuck! AGAIN????
WTC!!!!
Fishstick | April 17, 2007 at 1:14 pm
snooooooze.
FRIST!!! | April 17, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I’m just glad she’s back to her old self again.
Psychos are the only people I can relate to, you know.
Wonder if she’ll come over for tea or margaritas…
Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Yes WTC!!!! where is this dumb bitches people? That wig looks like the one my grandma use to wear in the 60′s It looks like Polyester not real hair. The cloths she is wearing came from that crazy homeless lady on Santa Monica Blvd. SHe she wearing panties? We almost got a look. Not that I want to see her snatch, but I am kind of curious if she has a wig on that thing too?
Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Oh Yeah, does her fucking mout ever close? Have we seen a picture of her with her mouth closed? WTC!!! shut that stupid mouth or give someone a blow job. One or the other
FRIST!!! | April 17, 2007 at 1:23 pm
#20 I can relate….
#32 That’s Funny!
K, I actually have an assignment!!!!
Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I guess she is wearing panties. You can see something white in picture #6 or maybe that is Paris’s Dog hiding.
F-Sucker | April 17, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I guess since Paris started wearing panties, she decided she would too.
I wonder how long it takes for the nastiness that is her hoo-ha to eat through those bad boys.
Jimbo | April 17, 2007 at 1:26 pm
@45 your assignment is to call and talk dirty to me
DangerR | April 17, 2007 at 1:27 pm
MY GOD! that woman is turning into a whale!
Where is green peace to rescue this thing? Or rather place them selves on a boat between her and the rest of the world..sheesh.
woodhorse | April 17, 2007 at 1:28 pm
#35 LOL
Wedgeone – is that like AirForceOne?