Britney Spears has fired the nanny that let Sean Preston fall from the high chair onto his head. Additionally, she reportedly hired a doctor to advise her on how to keep her baby safe.
Britney Spears fires the help
April 26th, 2006 // 98 Comments
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Some other advice:
You husband is a wigga wannabe douchebag leave him immediately.
Start bathing.
Go away.
That’ll be twenty thousand dollars, cash or charge?
Additionally, stay away from the star of the huge box office hit Legend, he loves the cock and he’ll eat your placenta when you ain’t looking.
That was free.
So the problem with his advice “not to leave Preston on any high surfaces where he could roll off” is problematic because he used the word “roll” rather than “fall.” The poor boy is safe from high hills and rooftops but not from window ledges and ladders.
BarbadoSlim is on a roll lately.
thank you kind sir, may the gods bless you with gigantic genitalia to provide you with many offspring.
tits_on_snack
change your name to boobs_in_a_blanket
now that sounds delicious
What about the reports that Sean had rolled off the couch and hit his head on two other occasions while under the supervision of K-Fed and his friends while they were watching TV? Can she fire him for that and bring back the nanny who we all know had nothing to do with this and was likely well paid for the “firing”? Please?
Thank god for a prenup.
STOP PROCREATING!
so he got to charge somebody to give them the advice “don’t leave your baby on high surfaces as he could roll off”???…screw business school, i’m changing my major.
FIRST she was considering suing the company that made the high chair that the kid fell from.
NOW she is suing the nanny that supposedly let the kid fall. The reason she couldsn’t sue the high-chair maker is because she no doubt fucked up and knocked the chair over. Now she’s making excuses and firing the nanny. If hte nanny REALLY did it then why didn’t she fire her when this first happened?
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I bet the doctor totally laughed his ass off when she left.
Next she’ll try to hire the guy who invented the Magic 8 Ball, because it’s never steered her wrong.
I bet Britney’s nanny gets paid more than a doctor. She probably doesn’t understand about money.
I wish someone would have given me this advice 6 babies ago. Oh yeah and to brush my teeth. It’s so hard being white trash….
#35: ROFL, yours was the best comment yet.
Britney, don’t forget when tucking your baby in at night in a giant fluffy down comforter, to throw in a book of matches, a plastic bag, a pair of scissors and a grenade. They like sleeping like that. Motard.
Actually, she needs someone to tell her that letting K-Fed come inside her w/o birth control is a bad idea.
THEN she’ll be set.
And in other common sense news:
She also hired a chef to tell her that eating cheetos and drinking mellow yellow is bad.
She hired a former inmate to tell her that ass-rape is plenty painful.
She hired a crack dealer to tell her that smoking crack can cause you to smack your bitch up.
She also hired an electrician to tell her that putting the baby in the tub with an electric radio is bad.
She was so amazed with all the sage advice, she offered to let them all bukkake her, but they declined.
Wait, let’s look at this quote:
“The doctor advised her not to leave Preston on any high surfaces where he could roll off,
Uhm, that’s a big DUH!! You shouldn’t leave babies alone either, in fact, you should take care of the baby YOURSELF, maybe it’ll have a slim chance of growing up well-adjusted after all…
Yeah… know what… every time she screwes up and almost kills her kid, she blames someone else… the paparazzi made her not properly secure her child in a carseat in the LOCKED car (where the photogs can’t get in)… and the nanny dropped him on his head… who do we blame for leaving him in the sun with no covering?
hiring a doctor to tell you not to put your infant on a high surface = mother of the year material
Britney, this is your Aunt Zed speaking. Listen carefully: Do not put Sean on any surface off of which he can roll.
Please forward $1,000,000 in cash (in small bills) to my Paypal account. You’ve got the forwarding information.
Free advice: 1. Lose the loser. 2. Hire a stylist. 3. Shower daily. 4. Comb your hair daily. 5. Lose the ugly sandals and Wal-Mart tye-dye dresses. 6. Wear footwear in gas station restrooms. 7. Don’t pick at your zits.
That’s all for now, dear.
Auntie Zed
I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, only this morning I hired the guy at Starbucks who pointed out where the milk and sugar were.
YA! #72 BABY! I RULE! ARGUE WITH THAT AND YOU GUESSED IT, YOU’RE REPORTED YA HEATHENS!
In other news, here is a picture of the lovely Suri Cruise
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Sorry I can’t do that clicking shit.
This should do the trick.
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Looks just like her dad. I’d hit it. The dad that is.
“sperm snarfling”?
I just snorted… thank you. That is my new favorite phrase!
she needed a doctor to tell her not to leave her baby on high surfaces where he could fall and hurt himself? that’s just common sense to most people but she needs a doctor to tell her that. taht poor woman probably got fired for no reason other than to prove to the public that she is a good mother. this is all just a stunt to make people believe that she really cares about the welfare of her child.
What is wrong with Microwaving Babies? If you only put them in for a few seconds, they get nice and warm AND sterilized. I don’t have to change the diapers as often if their cute lil baby poo is no longer un-sterile.
Gawd, this was a funny post.
test?
^^^
Test? What the hell are you talking about crazy lady?
And did Britney run out of toliet paper when she took her last shit? Is that why her hem is like that?
I wonder if this is another cover story. She probably hired the doctor to ask about the weird rash on the insides of her thighs and the little bugs crawling in her pubes
Maybe Kfed’s dumbarse didn’t assemble the highchair correctly. And what’s keeping Britney so busy that she has to hire a nanny in the first place?
Does she ever wear anything besides these stupid cover ups?
Now that I think about it, I’d rather she wear the cover up than walk around with her gut hanging out. That last photo about blinded me. Preggers or not, I don’t want to see that nastiness. But doesn’t anyone wear maternity suits any more?
WHY!!!why can’t I be #1!!!
yeah so this is what an overpriced whore looks like??
free edna
tcltc
we shall overcome!
So she dropped a baby… babies have magical regenerative powers, like Wolverine…
Edna, you gigantawhorus, take this advice:
go and thump your bible over Britney’s retarded head. Maybe your fervent desire to make good in this sad sorry world will make a difference in that poor kid’s life.
nah, on second thought, get down on your knees and ask God her forgiveness for being a giant pain the everybody’s ass, whether big and jiggly like MeganHarris’ or round, firm and hot, like mine!
Edna: If you really want to fit in just keep typing testes, testes 1, 2, 3.
Enough with this boring ass ‘test’ crap you hardcore lesbianic beast you.
I have to chime in with #84 here…what the hell does she need a nanny for? She does nothing but walk around barefoot with needles sticking out of her feet dropping babies..oh wait maybe she does need a nanny, for herself.
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judging by the times you post, you either A)have a real job or B)are a student or C)you are fucking loser doomed to ednas hell because you can’t get 1 even though you strive for it for reasons unknown to reasonable people with reasons. it is not that I don’t like you, it’s me, not you. Peace love and tofu, motherfucker!
Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
That I could not sit you up there
Oh baby, baby, I had to fire the nan
Nothing wrong with the chair
Show me how not to kill a baby
Tell me doctor
She doesn’t want the help to hurt the other baby that’s on the way!
If ya got money like spears, u can even hire a help to wipe your ass.
#84 THANK YOU!!
actually, in defense of britney, she may be too busy “snarfing sperm”<—that was a good one!!!—,cheetos vicoden, vodka and redbull….AND attending silly CD/single release parties for her moochie fugly hubby’s musical abortion he calls a “career” and lets not forget the fact that the pregnant (5 months!!! ) bitch cant seem to find her ( or ANY! )shoes….dont worry, y’all, im lookin!
firing the “help” huh? riiiiggghhht, because of course, it was the NANNY’s fault, NEVER shitney or k-fug…shes also suing over the high chair, i read somewhere. ok, so i have a question: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO PROCREATE??!!!!
PS lickylicky, LOVED your song!!!! im laughing so hard!!!!
Vampyreska – what country are you from where you don’t spell advise like that?? I think it’s funny that you thought you were so right that you had to send a message. That is how you spell advise. haha idiot.
@96
“That is how you spell advise. haha idiot.”
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Put that ignorant girl in some parenting classes and check her for drug test regulary give her some probation time like they do with the rest of us give her some court time hell.