Britain’s Daily Star reports that Britney Spears was rushed to a hospital after stepping on a hypodermic needle. In a move completely out of character for her, Britney was wandering around barefoot in a parking lot when she stepped on it. A source comments:
“Britney is going to be fine. She’s got a nasty cut but it’s been disinfected and dressed and she’s been released from hospital. It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot – as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user. Britney was distraught but brave.”
No word yet on whether K-Fed got his needle back, or if this little incident will dissuade Britney from her future endeavors of wandering barefoot through public restrooms.
So my evilish plan worked….except I forgot the poison!! *stabs self*
Her fetish of walking on dog feces is getting out of hand!
What a dirtbag cunt! Any bitch that walks out in public barefoot has absolutely no couth(sp?). Fuckin gross.
shhhh! i’m barefoot right now!!!
so then derekd, you wear your shoes at the beach much? You sound like the type to wear socks with sandles..ewwww
Could someone please give Britney’s son to Angelina and Brad?
That is an American child who needs goody-two shoes (albeit adulterous) parents to give him a well rounded upbringing and take him to multilateral global economic forums on holiday instead of gator wrastling in Louisiana.
Please people, give him to Brangelina. Enough with the third world babies. Charity begins at home.
@56
Way to bring it back around to the Angelina “We Hate Americans” thread. Obsess much?
57..you live in a red state don’t you? Defensive much?
57-You live in a red state don’t you? Defensive much?
#56 you are so right. That baby deserves a mama who wears shoes. And a daddy who knows how to shower.
#56- “gator wrasslin’” is bigger in florida.
In a related story, a hypodermic needle was admitted to a local hospital yesterday after being stomped on by a dirty, pudgy, cheeto encrusted foot. Preliminary test show that the needle may have become infected with the popozao virus, more commonly known as, “the brain-eating virus”. Symptoms of the virus include: extreme stupidity, questionable fasion choices, the desire to make bad music and an extreme aversion to soap and water.
I am not surprised. She walked barefoot into a gas station bathroom and there were pictures to prove it. She is a piece of white trash. She isn’t making new music (thank you God!) and needs to be in the public eye in some way. I am going to call her “Wacko Bracko” in honor of that kiddie fiddler, “Wacko Jacko”.
Needle in a hayseed
#58 & #59 – enough with the red state bullshit. That’s about as useless as all these goddamn celebrities waving the peace sign in every picture that’s taken of them.
It really makes liberals sound like they don’t have any other cards to use… think like Colbert & come up with some thing different & unique with a funny twist and then start rambling on about it for the next 6 years…
#62 HAHAHAHA
poor needle
Now, this never would have happened if we wouldn’t get so worked up about her baby practicing driving in the parking lot.
hey k-fed, how would you like to suck them toes or take a wiff of those crinkly old soles
“britney finds needle”
yeah- in k-fed’s pants.
How come she can buy 10 thongs in all sort of different colors that are totally unnecessarily expensive yet she can’t afford some friggin flip flops?
She needs to cut short on the drugs.
#47- honey
We can be like each other cus we freakin rock! ;0}
Speaking of rock, I wonder if the skin on Britney’s foot is tough enough to break a pumice stone…….
It bet she smells like curdled milk & Love’s Baby Soft.
i hope some day me purposely missing the urinals and pissing all over the floor in public washrooms will be worth it. it is my goal in life to have my urine stepped on by britney spears
It was probably the safety pin holding her pants together after the button popped off.
yeah bitches!!
what a skank. she got with K-bitch and turned retarded. i have no pity for her, just for her ugly, big-headed baby.
hahaha… stoopid whitetrash
Ha ha, socks with sandals….
People who wear socks with sandals should be shot
#68 I am still laughing from your post, thank you!
I too was questioning how she even noticed there was a needle in her foot. I’ve never seen her in real shoes.
#62 is there any update on the needle I’m really worried but can’t find anything…
Probably fell off her arm…
^5 #69, I am waiting for the divorce proceedings so I can watch K-Mart and her fight over who gets to keep the trailer and who has to take the baby…
Whatta dumb ass, I have no idea why she insists on the whole barefoot thing while walking through trash heaps. Hopefully she was smart enough to get tested for AIDS…EW!
“Britney is going to be fine”
damn
Britney just keeps getting sexier! I would carry her (even though she just keeps getting bigger) barefoot over used syringes and broken beer bottles into KFC if she would just ask.
Barefoot in a parking lot? These reports of her being barefoot in all sorts of places that one normally shouldn’t be leads me to believe that she’s a hillbilly, a prostitute or a hillbilly prostitute.
she’s pregnant again right? you figured she have enough common sense to wear shoes to avoid catching anything nasty that could potentially hurt her unborn baby…oh God, ok nevermind. bridging common sense and britney together would be like bridging paris hilton’s crotch shut.
What kinds of places is this woman frequenting that there are syringes in the parking lot? I mean if I had her money, I would only go to places that had parking lots covered in feathers or suede, in fact I woulnd’t walk, but be carried around in a litter or something. Get a pair of flip flops you troll.