Britain’s Daily Star reports that Britney Spears was rushed to a hospital after stepping on a hypodermic needle. In a move completely out of character for her, Britney was wandering around barefoot in a parking lot when she stepped on it. A source comments:
“Britney is going to be fine. She’s got a nasty cut but it’s been disinfected and dressed and she’s been released from hospital. It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot – as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user. Britney was distraught but brave.”
No word yet on whether K-Fed got his needle back, or if this little incident will dissuade Britney from her future endeavors of wandering barefoot through public restrooms.
Sister Morphine | March 16, 2006 at 5:39 pm
White trash on parade!
Astriastar | March 16, 2006 at 5:41 pm
When will she ever learn? And what is her excuse for being a barefoot hillbilly this time?
L.Lohan | March 16, 2006 at 5:42 pm
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. You can only imagine what her feet look like anyway- the way she walks around with no shoes on all the time. A needle sticking out of her foot is pry the least of her worries with the fungus that is pry consuming her feet.
Zed | March 16, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Idiots never learn. It’s the law.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 16, 2006 at 5:45 pm
“Dammit! I TOLD Kevin that he needs to clean up after himself! What if I got germs from it, and I get like, the ebola virus? Or lockjaw? THEN how would I eat my Cheetos?”
Jerk616 | March 16, 2006 at 5:50 pm
That needle is now contaminated with hillbilly and I hope it gets disposed of properly this time. How does someone so quickly become a human joke so fast? Oh yeah. Karma.
CoJo | March 16, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I wouldn’t of been suprised if she gave it to her baby as a toy.
“Loookie, baybee…it’s one ah dem big doctor-type toys! Whooo’s mommy’s big-boy doctor baby?!!…Yeees! You are! Now pretend it’s time for momma’s shot!!!”
Fucking dumb slut. I can’t believe I pittied her stupidity yesterday…tsk,tsk! Must of been an off day for me…sorry, guys.
happy_bunny | March 16, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Put! On! Some! SHOES!
duh
gigi | March 16, 2006 at 6:01 pm
lol. flip flops are like, $3 at old navy, aren’t they? there’s no excuse for that kind of stupidity. she’d be the first person to get HIV b/c of walking around barefoot.
Aimtrue | March 16, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Wow this will give K-Fed an out if she finally finds out he gave her HIV- K-Fed will blame the needle and say she gave it to him-nice cover if that is how this all pans out and from what we see of these two some sort of infection is being passed around
? shhexycorin ? | March 16, 2006 at 6:09 pm
She’s lucky she didn’t tread on something really nasty, like a slug or maybe a worm!
Derek Hail | March 16, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I really don’t understand what would possess someone to walk around barefoot. I dont even like walking around in my socks in my own house.
Derek Hail | March 16, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I really don’t understand what would possess someone to walk around barefoot. I dont even like walking around in my socks in my own house.
MonkeyBrain | March 16, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Puahaha!
“No word yet on whether K-Fed got his needle back..”
And THAT is why I love this site. Excellent post, excellent post!
CoJo | March 16, 2006 at 6:18 pm
She should of been disinfected and dressed as soon as word got out that she fucked K-Fed.
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh….so effing gross!
christee | March 16, 2006 at 6:20 pm
this just proves what i’ve believed all along- shitney is really sasquatch. now, go back to the pacific northwest, you damn dirty ape!
Alildiva | March 16, 2006 at 6:25 pm
people this stupid should NOT be allowed to reproduce.
chances are though, it was her needle to start with…
mamacita | March 16, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Someone probably had to tell her that it was in there. I mean, as much as this girl walks around barefoot, her feet probably have a texture similar to horn by now. I’m sure she didn’t feel it go in.
justlikehoney1 | March 16, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Whenever I see the “no shoes, no shirt, no service” sign in an establishment’s window or on their wall, I’ve always wondered who in the hell would go into such a place (usually a restaurant) without those two things. Thanks for clearing that up, Brit!
LinguisticAnthro | March 16, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Unfortunately, there’s probably nothing she could catch from that needle that she hasn’t already caught from her husband.
Just when you think she can’t become a bigger hick, she goes and suprises ya.
azcoyote | March 16, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Damn it! I sat up praying last night that Paris Hilton would get AIDS and die for her purchase of a Mercedes Benz SLR McClaren and this happens to FederSpears? Doesn’t anyone listen to prayers anymore…. I can’t even get a good death wish answer… Sheez….
downshine | March 16, 2006 at 6:41 pm
i walk around barefoot on the grass in my yard. NOT in fungus infested gas stations, restrooms and black top parking lots with pete doherty’s AIDS infected needles spread all over the place. i never thought i’d say this but i officailly have more respect for K-Fed than for Britney now. excuse me while i go cry myself to sleep.
Paris_tampon | March 16, 2006 at 6:42 pm
A simple question.
Why is she still news?
Punkgrrl | March 16, 2006 at 6:56 pm
IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!!!! Put some fucking shoes on you retard!!!
lawgrrl | March 16, 2006 at 6:58 pm
trash with cash
Jayne | March 16, 2006 at 6:58 pm
This settles it.
I’m spending this weekend BAREFOOT.
I wanna see what’s so great about it… stubbing my toes against rocks, stepping on ants, chipping my nailpolish..
Then I’ll go to my pedicurist and give her a heart attack.
xaputa | March 16, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Because she’s white trash at it’s most refinned. And we luuuuurrrv it.
How many times did any of us accidentally step in dog turd? I mean, that already had to happen to her.
seaglass | March 16, 2006 at 7:00 pm
“Hi, my name is Britney and I am too po’ for shoes”
Yeah, and needles in parking lots probably don’t have HIV so she should be okay.
Tania | March 16, 2006 at 7:08 pm
And this woman is a mother? How is she supposed to teach her child anything when all the kid has to do is say “Well YOU don’t wear shoes…so why do I have to?” “YOU eat Cheetos before dinner…so why can’t I?” “You don’t brush your hair…why do I have to?” You can see where I am going with this.
Britney is setting a good example for her son, that’s all I’m sayin’.
playahater101 | March 16, 2006 at 7:10 pm
She’s an idiot. Why wouldn’t she wear any shoes through a parking lot? I saw a pic today of her with her 6 month old, sitting on the beach. She had her baby laying on her lap without a shirt or a hat. Someone should tell her (as all mom’s know) babies skin is super sensitive and she should put a shirt and hat on him. Who allowed this girl to reproduce? She can’t even take care of herself.
Proteon | March 16, 2006 at 7:11 pm
There are lots of places on the internet frequented by people who are shameless to reveal their lack of life and or class. When it comes to Britney, this site wins. Your collective lukewarm condemnation is equal to your prior collective brainless adoration of her. It’s a witch hunt. Get her folks! There she goes!!!
Tracy | March 16, 2006 at 7:11 pm
No Britney, not VITAMIN C… HEPATITIS C! Silly girl.
scarlett138 | March 16, 2006 at 7:13 pm
BAHAHAHA…oh i’m so surprised she walks around barefoot… seriously, she DESERVES to be stabbed by a needle and bleed excessively that idiot
ESQ | March 16, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Headline in two years:
“Spears Dies of AIDS While K-Tard Lives On to Taunt Us “Straight 2008″
Beeyotch | March 16, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Ahem, Proteon:
Surely you meant, “Thar she BLOWS!”
Thank you.
ESQ | March 16, 2006 at 7:29 pm
I read everyone hatin’ on her mothering skills, but did anyone stop to think her mother was probably not the greatest example either. Otherwise this hillbilly do things the right way or at the very least have some common sense..
Beeyotch | March 16, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Oh, and I could do a song and softshoe dance all day to the tune of “She Brought It On Herself,” but it’s been done…
If you’re that fucking dumb and don’t learn from making the same mistakes over and over again, you deserve to be ridiculed.
Dee | March 16, 2006 at 7:34 pm
the needle was probably cleaner than her foot anyway.
RED SNAPPER | March 16, 2006 at 7:41 pm
ya poor needle..
geezz..
Bugman4045 | March 16, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I don’t know, but I quit walking around cities barefoot when I was around 14, and I grew up in the Ft. Lauderdale beach area! Seriously, how much more hillbilly can this bitch get? Are we going to find out that she and Kfed are cousins? Or maybe the papparazi will catch her cookin’ possum stew!
Roxie | March 16, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Bugman, you’re from Lauderdale? I’m from the 305! are u my brother from a different mother? :-)
Sheva | March 16, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Is the cost of a new needle coming out of K-dick’s allowance?
Nikk The Templar | March 16, 2006 at 8:49 pm
I’m in the group that’s pitying the needle. Have you seen her feet? They can barely be catagorized as such.
krisdylee | March 16, 2006 at 8:56 pm
I’m officially over slagging Britney. Part of my maternal instinct wants to ask her to my place, and grab her ear, haul her to the “time out” chair, and make her write “I will divorce K-Fed” a thousand times. Then we will have hot cocoa and talk about feelings…. perhaps I shall guide her in the true religion, Clitolah… ha hahahahaha
i kill me….
pixel killya | March 16, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Britney spears dirty foot with dirty needle…News at 11!
voodoochild | March 16, 2006 at 9:46 pm
popozao, bitches.
honey | March 16, 2006 at 10:11 pm
#9- justlikehoney1
am i wrong in seeing that you want to be just like me? ***blushes and bats eyelashes***
no? oh, well okay then.. may i perhaps be just like you?
Charm | March 16, 2006 at 10:28 pm
there’s casual friday, then there is this. Run a comb through your hair, put on something other than a white tank, wife beater, or jean shorts. Gaw. I don’t even care about the needle I just want to see her looking like she didn’t just crawl out of a dumpster
Zed | March 16, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Remember when she said she went to the hospital because Sean P. was constipated? But it turned out she went because she was having “gastrointestinal distress”??
Well, maybe she’s making this up too and really went to the hospital because Sean P. got sun burn/stroke thanks to his mommy’s numbskull stupidity in failing to put a simple hat on his head or cover up his sensitive skin in Hawaii’s sun.
I didn’t like her before, but could tolerate her stupidity and just poke fun at her. As of this moment on, I’m really angry to see she truly is a moron–and a lousy mother to boot.
Won’t someone teach her how to be a good mother?? Hire someone if you have to, and pay lots of $$$$ if you must, but–someone, please SOMEONE–save that poor baby from the likes of this brainless looney tune.
Thank you one and all.
Dee | March 16, 2006 at 11:16 pm
She gets more disgusting by the day. Post #9 suggested some Old Navy flip flops, I thought the exact same thing when I read the story. I wouldt step out my front door without something on my feet (and I usually wear flip flops or slippers in the house). It just further proves her skankiness.