Britney Spears files for divorce

November 7th, 2006 // 222 Comments

Britney Spears filed for divorce today citing “irreconcilable differences” and asking for both legal and physical custody of their two children with K-Fed getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, the two have already signed a prenup, although Britney is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees, which means when they show up in court Britney is gonna have her expensive celebrity lawyer and K-Fed is gonna have half a hot dog because he couldn’t afford the rest.

Britney also gives the date of separation as yesterday, which is the same day she showed up on David Letterman’s show looking oddly good. I don’t want to imply Kevin Federline was the cancer in this relationship, but if we still remember who this guy is in 6 months it’ll be a testament to how far we’ve fallen as a society.


  1. PapaHotNuts

    @200- There would be no cock-fight, she has two holes. Three if you count her mouth. Five if you count her ears.

  2. RichPort

    Commish – As I told someone else, carnal relations know no party. That’s almost as true as Earl never being invited to another party ever again.

    Zanna – You haven’t seen the last of Romney. I keep thinking of “Benson”, now that the butler is running Mass…

  3. Italian Stallion

    @200 No fighting, bro’s before ho’s, and if you want to join the mix we can make it a foursome……No bumping meatballs though…….

  4. jrzmommy

    Commish: I’m not for either side, I’m just stating the facts. Rumsfeld said, FUNK THAT when he saw that he has a Democratic majority to deal with the next two years, that’s all.

  5. @204-that’s ABSOLUTELY right.

    Richport..sorry about the confusion…I have a Mitt Romney and a Rummy to contend with…but not for long…we’ll have Duval Patrick in January. Thank Fucking GOD.

  6. I know I haven’t seen the last of him. I have a picture of me and Romney on my desk right now….

  7. PrettyBaby

    #203 “bumping meatballs” hmmmm. Oh I get it, ewwwwwww.

    Might be fun

  8. LoL @ 207


  9. jrzmommy

    Gonna be a long time before I can eat a meatball parm now……..very long indeedikee.

  10. RichPort

    Stallion – Bumpng meatballs now replaces ‘crossing swords’… you win sir.

  11. commissioner

    “Bumping meatballs” . . . . . .

    I’m still saying “motherfucker” all day, but damn, that’s some funny fucking shit.

  12. commissioner

    #202, 204 and 205

    I did have some investment in the election results. But I play nice with others, regardless of party affiliation. I don’t blame Donny for stepping down. Not worth the stress and he has a helluva pension to sit on.

  13. jrzmommy

    Commish: and let’s face it, who the fuck wants to spend their golden years getting nagged by Nancy Pelosi every goddammed day….ya know?

  14. PrettyBaby

    I am trying to think of ways that bumping meatballs can occur. If your not a Guy-Pierre than I can only assume you are talking about the DP. It is verrrry hot in here today.

  15. commissioner

    jrz- I couldn’t imagine dealing with her crazy ass every day. At least the fuckers I deal with are nice looking. As I daydream, staring off into the nothingness, I can imagine the new senator without pants. That’s right. Starkers.

  16. Italian Stallion

    @211 Motherfucker? Do I say that a lot and now you do or is that not what you meant…………

  17. commissioner


    Nah, I’ve been saying motherfucker every thirty seconds since eight p.m. last night. Been kind of wrapped up in election returns.

    I’m also saying “bumping meatballs” because I like the imagery.

  18. Danklin

    Does anyone else find these divorce papers a little suspicious? They dont even inlude Britney’s entire name…which most legal documents do.

  19. KnuckleCrackTheBone

    218… No, they don’t put anything on the internet that isn’t true

  20. sugarplum

    Look what I found!! Thought I’d share :)



    Dear Fans,

    I am going to start writing this column now as often as possible. The reason being is so I can talk directly to you, my fans, who have stuck by me & who continue to support me. Also, I’m not going to be as busy as my Mom. She’s running behind my sister like crazy! I am also going to take some time off to enjoy life. I’ve actually learned to say “NO!” With this newly found freedom, its like people don’t know how to act around me. Should we talk to her like we did when she was 16 or like the Icon everyone says she is? My prerogative right now is to just chill & let all of the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly be your entertainment… GOOD LUCK GIRLS!! I’m sorry that my life seemed like it was all over the place the past 2 years, it’s probably because IT WAS! I understand now what they mean when they talk about child stars. Going & going & going is all I’ve ever known since I was 15 years old. It’s amazing what advisors will push you to do, even if it means taking a naive, young, blonde girl & putting her on the cover of every magazine.

    I know now that my knee gave out on me this past summer so that I would have no choice but to stop. My body was shutting down and needed rest. It’s funny how the Man upstairs works. Right now, I have to go– I really want to watch “Saved” with Mandy Moore and re-runs of “Sex and the City.” I want to enjoy all of the simple things that I missed over the past few years due to working way too much.

    Being married is GREAT and I can’t wait to start my family! There is so much change going on right now… not only with me, but in the world, as well. So, the next time you see my face, hear one of my songs or even if I’m the topic of your next conversation, please remember that times are changing & so am I.

    Love always, Britney

    P.S. I look forward to writing you all again soon. Kevin and I are finally able to take our Honeymoon!!



  21. JBean

    OWNED K-Fucker!

  22. gee, no one saw that one coming

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