Britney Spears files for divorce

November 7th, 2006 // 222 Comments
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Britney Spears filed for divorce today citing “irreconcilable differences” and asking for both legal and physical custody of their two children with K-Fed getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, the two have already signed a prenup, although Britney is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees, which means when they show up in court Britney is gonna have her expensive celebrity lawyer and K-Fed is gonna have half a hot dog because he couldn’t afford the rest.

Britney also gives the date of separation as yesterday, which is the same day she showed up on David Letterman’s show looking oddly good. I don’t want to imply Kevin Federline was the cancer in this relationship, but if we still remember who this guy is in 6 months it’ll be a testament to how far we’ve fallen as a society.

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  1. Philip Ramirez

    holy shit. I will drink to this tonight.

  2. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Who’s next? Jaime Kennedy? Some kid from “Laguna Beach”? The boom mic operator for the Ellen Show? That guy waiting for the bus over there? The possibilities are endless when you have no sense of self worth!!! Hurry up and gain all that wait back you crying, baby-dropping slob! Someone will always be there to take a picture of it!

  3. PapaHotNuts

    The teet has been removed.

  4. skilzaw

    both his bitches left him when their 2nd kid was 2months old. coincidence??

  5. MOCKERFOCKER

    I wondered why my FRITO-LAY stock took a dive…

  6. The weirdest thing. . .K-Fed was on TRL today and not a word was spoken. . .well, actually I couldn’t force myself to watch the whole thing even with that shotgun, so maybe they did mention it and I missed it, but as far as I could tell they acted like all shit was normal, even asking him stupid questions about Britney.

    And yeah, Superfish, I love you but you LAGGED on this one.

  7. The weirdest thing. . .K-Fed was on TRL today and not a word was spoken. . .well, actually I couldn’t force myself to watch the whole thing even with that shotgun, so maybe they did mention it and I missed it, but as far as I could tell they acted like all shit was normal, even asking him stupid questions about Britney.

    And yeah, Superfish, I love you but you LAGGED on this one.

  8. The weirdest thing. . .K-Fed was on TRL today and not a word was spoken. . .well, actually I couldn’t force myself to watch the whole thing even with that shotgun, so maybe they did mention it and I missed it, but as far as I could tell they acted like all shit was normal, even asking him stupid questions about Britney.

    And yeah, Superfish, I love you but you LAGGED on this one.

  9. The weirdest thing. . .K-Fed was on TRL today and not a word was spoken. . .well, actually I couldn’t force myself to watch the whole thing even with that shotgun, so maybe they did mention it and I missed it, but as far as I could tell they acted like all shit was normal, even asking him stupid questions about Britney.

    And yeah, Superfish, I love you but you LAGGED on this one.

  10. I had NOTHING to do with my comment posting forty-eleven times, I swear. That’s annoying, and I’m sorry.

  11. sexybitch

    What’s sweet is that now he’s gonna have to actually work, and he now can’t get a job now as her backup dancer because he told her “no males”. That’s ironic or some shit like that.

  12. Murphy

    First Whitney, now Britney :)

  13. sexybitch

    #61 – S’ok – the post stuck “now” in my comment an extra time. I swear.

  14. LilRach

    What a day of sadness – i just am devasted by this news. I just didn’t see it coming. Sniff Sniff.

    NOT!

    K-Fed will be fine. He’ll end up with a shit load of her dosh.
    Go Brit’s – it’s time to get back to your sexy old self!

  15. Meevee

    Finally! I still think she’s a dumb little bumpkin, but she’s obviously smarter than I thought she was 3 hours ago!

  16. TorontoMapleLeafs

    @#49, couldnt agree with you more!

  17. tracyp

    Found this on teenpeople.com a photo mosaic of brit and k-fed’s love affair from start to finish. What I like is on one of the photos ahe says that she didn’t think he would go to europe with her since they had first met. Yeah, his name might be earl, but he ain’t stupid.

  18. kitty_kat

    The sad thing is that some people are so excited about this and saying stuff like “OMG Britney’s coming back!!!!!”. Its a bit too late for that guys, she already has two frigging kids with this loser…

  19. BigJim

    #33:

    I know Mexican judo.

    Judo know if I gotta knife…

    Judo know if I gotta gun…

  20. kitty_kat

    Besides, didn’t she only marry him because she got pregnant?

  21. BigJim

    Earl, the brainless bag of cock phlegm, is probably going to get a million or two out of the divorce settlement, which he will promptly blow through on misguided marketing campaigns to promote his, ahem, music career.

    Then he’ll just be another homeless bum hitting Paris Hilton up for money at the McDonald’s drive through.

    Either that, or turning gay tricks in Compton to black guys who want to be able to say they ass-fucked a wigger.

  22. So how is he going to pay child support for his 2 other children with Shar Jackson without Britney’s bottomless purse?

    He’s a deadbeat.

  23. herbiefrog

    isnt thath the idea
    he’s now free
    to look after his
    firstborn

    say “priase the lord”

    say it agfain
    an again

    comin close…

  24. BoognishRising

    K-Fag gets dumped! As Nelson Muntz would say,

    HAW HAAAW!

  25. krisdylee

    Well, thank God, she’s finally answered my prayers. Cuz, really, if truth be told, my whole life has hinged on whether or not Brit dumps Kev.

    Whew. Now I can let my kids out of the closet, quit biting my nails in anticipation, stop logging onto Britney’s site as #1Fan4Ever!!!! pleading to her to dump that bag of shit, and continue life as normal.

    Note the sarcasm for all you dumb fuckers out there.

  26. krisdylee

    Hey, BigJim…

    want to fondle my titties?

  27. libtard

    Today is my first wedding anniversary. The husband got me nothing, but Britt came through for me. I’m going to go ahead and assume this divorce is my anniversary present.

    God, I am so happy! Goodbye, Earl!!!!

  28. PapaHotNuts

    What’s a wanna-be nigga got to do in this world to keep a bitch happy?

  29. RichPort

    Who’s gonna fuck the pool boy now? Who’s gonna help Earl dismantle the meth lab in the back yard? Who’s gonna help drop the kids? Did she even think about the important stuff?

  30. danielle

    damn, you guys sound gorgeous.

  31. byronebyronian

    LOL…not that it wasn’t gonna happen anyway, but nice timing on Brit’s part. If this doesn’t sink this no-talent clown’s “album” than nothing will.

    I find it funny that he is trying to get his record played and she leaves him!!!! LOL…there is a god.

  32. mrs.t

    #81-I’ve got your anniversary present: Ken Blackwell is getting his ass handed to him by Ted Strickland in the Ohio race for Governor. It’s about fucking time. WOOOHOOOO!!!!!

    and not one of you smartass little bitches better tell me to take this shit to a more appropriate site. I have been living in Cincinnati, fucking Republican ground-zero for the past 8 years. I get to be very excited about this tonight with no penalty.

  33. HELLpenis

    This is awesome. I love Britney. She got her body back (almost) she’s dumped Kevin, she’s been dressing halfway decent lately. Now she just needs to put a good album together and she could be back as bad as ever.

  34. mrs.t

    I find it awesome that so many people think K-Fed somehow turned Britney into a grit.

  35. Oh goody! Kevin can date again.
    Kevvveee, I’m here you hot hunk of rapping man.
    I would love to feel that huge, gorgeous dick in my ass.
    Oooooohhhh yyeeessss! Give it to me big boy.

    Sorry Alek.

  36. fishyfish

    K-Fed’s next career move will be to join the cast of Dancing with the Stars. What a douche.

  37. sexybitch

    Cincinnati gets a brain? Britney dumps the Sperminator?? What next, Lindsay Lohan joins the Amish???
    At least Guy-Pierre is still the man-whore we all know and love.

  38. Binky

    Yeah – it’s about the vote.
    # 90 he would have to work on his dimples to get on there.
    Not that I’ve ever seen the show – but I’m beginning to think it may actually be a bullet-wound – possibly 7-11 related.
    Edyta – call me.

  39. BarbadoSlim

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    let me repeat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    THAT’S IT! NIGGA…….oh sorry, WIGGA, YOU DONE!

    get a fucking job mo’ fucka

  40. Binky

    And in other news – how does that drug addled ‘Cokie’ Roberts still hold down a job ?

  41. sexybitch

    #93 Seriously, don’t you wish she hadn’t waived spousal support?

  42. @91 sexybitch.. You now just the right things to say to a girl. If you were a sexydude I could fall in love with you.

    OOOOooooo I want Kevin sooo bad.

  43. sexybitch

    #96 I have a strap-on, baby. You’re mine until Kevin gets out of court.

  44. suzy

    YAY!!!! I’m so happy for her!!!

  45. pretty

    I think the question is… how is K-fuck’up gonna afford to pay child support to Shar Jackson’s now?!?!

  46. Leori

    LOL @ #90
    What, no surnames? I was looking forward to seeing Kevin EARL Federline again.
    Fed Ex, please crawl into a hole and die.

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