Britney Spears filed for divorce today citing “irreconcilable differences” and asking for both legal and physical custody of their two children with K-Fed getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, the two have already signed a prenup, although Britney is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees, which means when they show up in court Britney is gonna have her expensive celebrity lawyer and K-Fed is gonna have half a hot dog because he couldn’t afford the rest.
Britney also gives the date of separation as yesterday, which is the same day she showed up on David Letterman’s show looking oddly good. I don’t want to imply Kevin Federline was the cancer in this relationship, but if we still remember who this guy is in 6 months it’ll be a testament to how far we’ve fallen as a society.
screammylungzout | November 7, 2006 at 3:22 pm
finally! christ.
Equalparts | November 7, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Yaaaaaaayy!! Back to Fresno with you, Feddy!!!
endometriorama | November 7, 2006 at 3:23 pm
shocking
screammylungzout | November 7, 2006 at 3:23 pm
oh yeah…first.
endometriorama | November 7, 2006 at 3:24 pm
oh also she should have checked “incurable insanity”
PunjabPete | November 7, 2006 at 3:24 pm
About time fish… I know you can’t type one handed but couldn’t you just quit jerking off for 5 minutes for a story of this magnitude? You took way longer than every where else… But for you same day is an improvement… Maybe I should say good job. Yeah. Good Job Fish! Same day!! Woo hoo…
Ed Bambrick | November 7, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Soon…”Who the fuck is Kevin Federline?”
(I can’t wait.)
TNB Alerts | November 7, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Headlines should read: Britney Dumps Whigger – no more fake TNB.
amaritimer | November 7, 2006 at 3:26 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
K-fed is fucked now!!! ROTFL!! Her eyes finally opened!!!!
the salami from killarney | November 7, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Sniff. It’s all just too beautiful! Thank you, Britney. Thank you!
Glossed Over | November 7, 2006 at 3:27 pm
And with that one piece of paper, she’s revived the hopes of a million men who still don’t have a chance with her.
http://glossedover.com
keys open doors | November 7, 2006 at 3:27 pm
it was bound to happen.. she won’t stay single for long though..
mrs.t | November 7, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I wonder if he gets to keep the “Federline Ferrari”. That shit is FIRE.
jackspratling | November 7, 2006 at 3:28 pm
STOP THE PRESSES! Britney finally ditches K-FAG!
There goes half of the Democratic party’s voters. Oh well. Karl Rove strikes again.
(Oh yeah, there’s an election today people. Betcha forgot, right? Vote or Die. Then die.)
MargeAggedon | November 7, 2006 at 3:29 pm
I hope the pre-nup also makes him pay her back for all the money she’s wasted on his ridiculous career.
How much does clown college cost?
notmeganharris | November 7, 2006 at 3:32 pm
I bet she’s dating Lance Armstrong.
Jim Treacher | November 7, 2006 at 3:32 pm
D-Vor-Say!
Dory | November 7, 2006 at 3:35 pm
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY… Not because I’m a particular fan of Britney’s but K-Idiot I can’t stand!
I love how she’s asked to pay their own legal fees… Oh yeah a K-Idiot… hand over the unlimited AMEX Card!
VeryLiberating | November 7, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Haha… Fed-Ex. Too funny.
http://www.veryliberating.com
BigJim | November 7, 2006 at 3:36 pm
In other news, the Allies won World War Two.
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 3:39 pm
A coincidence after finding out his middle name is Earl? I think not. I wonder what this is gonna do for his album sales… I mean street cred is everything in the bare knuckle brawls of rap, and he’s gonna have quite a few “rich lifestyle” lyrics to change.
Britney just increased her fuckability factor ten fold.
bigponie | November 7, 2006 at 3:39 pm
#6
I’m with you on that one, stupid fishhead must be asian his always 5 hours late.
PunjabPete | November 7, 2006 at 3:40 pm
This one won’t even make the radar now…
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20061107/D8L8GBG80.html
supanigga | November 7, 2006 at 3:40 pm
i now have less disrespect for britney spears
keys open doors | November 7, 2006 at 3:40 pm
this guys gonna have a bad week after soundscan numbers come in tomorrow morning and he sold 10 000 copies
JoannieBalonie | November 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Doooood! Who’s cooties will she catch first? Travis’? Oh the suspense is killing me, I can hardly contain myself…………………………………..
weetzie kim | November 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
I love you so much britney I could kiss you!
Im so happy tonight we are having video marathons dressed as you and watching your videos and toasting champagne and it will be marvelous! Im sure all my roommates will shoot me but it will be so worth it! Welcome back lady!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=somQERdn0UY
networkchick | November 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Look how much publicity this will generate for both of them…just saying. I would not be surprised to see these two kids get back together.
kenzier | November 7, 2006 at 3:43 pm
ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
ja5on | November 7, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Oh yeh! Just as I was giving up hope on finding a good sugar mama.
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 3:45 pm
#19 – Fed-Ex? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Kiki | November 7, 2006 at 3:45 pm
#24 I totally agree! Not a huge Britney fan but this at she’s not walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom.
JoannieBalonie | November 7, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Hey ponie – I thought the mexicans were always late????
Bergin | November 7, 2006 at 3:49 pm
When she buys him out for $5 mil for his half of the mansion, he can laugh his way back to Fresno and never work again.
Tits_McGhee | November 7, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Well, she’s popped out a kid for every year that they have been married! No wonder she left him. If she didn’t get a divorce now, in about 10 years she’d have about half a dozen retarded babies to feed.
Giggles | November 7, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Jeeeezzzz. I never saw this coming.
keys open doors | November 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm
kfed sold only 1000 copies of his cd first week!!! boy did i overestimate. maybe britney heard that number and realized something was really wrong.
Deecag | November 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Earl, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! Ha!
y3n0 | November 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Who gets custody of the Cheetos?!
carahotlikefire | November 7, 2006 at 3:57 pm
who had 100 bux on 2 years??? you win!
honestly, im happier than a pig in shit. And I love the fact that most of us hate britney spears, but we HAAAAATE K-Fed more. I bet you he ends up working at mcdonald’s or something.
Britney looked awesome on david letterman though. id f her…and im a chick
carahotlikefire | November 7, 2006 at 3:58 pm
oo yeah one more thing…remember that dixie chicks song…”goooooodbye EAAARRL”
Mr. Fritz | November 7, 2006 at 4:01 pm
This girl loves publicity. What a better way to get it than to file for divorce. Since she’s not as popular as she once was, she has to find ways to stay in the spotlight. Still, I’m glad he’s been kicked to the curb. Oh yeah, TCLTC!
juls | November 7, 2006 at 4:01 pm
F U C K I N G A R I G H T!
Time for captain talentless fucktard to take his rightful place in the trailer park.
Shawn Bowen | November 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm
The only thing I find incredibly shocking about this whole car accident is that according to #37 – this cock-bag sold 1000 copies of his CD to 1000 fucktards.
Why? Why even one? You know he’s to cheap to buy one and his family knows he’s a talentless douche-bag….
1000 americans must die.
frenchtoaststix | November 7, 2006 at 4:09 pm
K-Fuck is now K-fucked. The gravy train has pulled out of Losertown station. I somehow feel she was planning this after Sean but Earl craftily knocked her up before she could file the papers. Too bad Insperminator! I have no love for Britney but I cannot wait to see this fucktard dissolve into the abyss of oblivion, where he so rightly deserves to be!
prideofchucky | November 7, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Ha, I love american christian values white trash
“Twice knocked up/ twice divorced”
[TRANSLATES TO]
“Finally getting your shit together” :)
tito | November 7, 2006 at 4:09 pm
What guy? Oh, you mean “that guy who married Britney that one time”?
Naid | November 7, 2006 at 4:12 pm
BOUT FUCKING TIME ! Grats Britney – not a huge fan of her’s but its a shame for any beautiful …semi- talented woman to be drug down into the dirt by a Kearl-Fed. Kearl … doesnt that kinda sound like Carol if you say it with a redneck accent… huh
skilzaw | November 7, 2006 at 4:12 pm
oh you knew better huh? you were gonna show everyone. flaunting the Beverly Hill Billy White Trash styles. ignoring every indication that he was a piece of shit because you were in loooove. look at you now. 2 kids from this reject. they can go into therapy with Shar’s kids, with you footing everyone’s bill. all because you knew better. stupid bitch.
meat-tulip | November 7, 2006 at 4:12 pm
… Who the fuck is Kevin Federline?