Britney Spears: ‘Fat, weird’ and perfect wife for Moby
“She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
I don’t want to say that’s creepy because it’s not. This is by far the nicest thing anyone has said about Britney Spears since 2005. If I were her, I’d cut out this post and paste it in my scrapbook. Which for her is an old shoe box filled with Haagen Daaz containers, french fries and a lock of Adnan’s beard. Oh, almost forgot, Jayden’s MedicAlert bracelet too. Ha! He’s allergic to penicillin. Kids are funny.
Thanks to Roxie who claims to have erotic qualities that I can’t repeat here. This is a family site.