Moby is head over heels for Britney the blonde Predator and is actually turned on by her physical and mental collapse. Here’s what he told The Sun about his obsession:
“She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
I don’t want to say that’s creepy because it’s not. This is by far the nicest thing anyone has said about Britney Spears since 2005. If I were her, I’d cut out this post and paste it in my scrapbook. Which for her is an old shoe box filled with Haagen Daaz containers, french fries and a lock of Adnan’s beard. Oh, almost forgot, Jayden’s MedicAlert bracelet too. Ha! He’s allergic to penicillin. Kids are funny.
Thanks to Roxie who claims to have erotic qualities that I can’t repeat here. This is a family site.
| April 10, 2008 at 1:15 pm
See girls? This is FAT, not Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and perfect.
bonzo420 | April 10, 2008 at 1:16 pm
creepy is right!
first!
420
whatever | April 10, 2008 at 1:16 pm
She’s looking better but she still has a looooong way to go.
mimi | April 10, 2008 at 1:17 pm
You’re on your way UP Brit!
Keep climbing!
Jimbo | April 10, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Moby is a whack job!!
Alys | April 10, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Britney looks pretty bad, she is not that fat, but you can see in the pictures that she looks like crap without make up and a hair do!, No drugs and she looks bad… she really looks like crap, her hair is a mess…
dude | April 10, 2008 at 1:23 pm
@1
Lay off the crack. Kim is disgusting.
yukadoozer | April 10, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Moby hopped in the BritneyBus-he knew that would get him some attention.
Yo Momma | April 10, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Dumb bitch has 2 lighters in her hand. One for the glass, the other for grass.
Rick | April 10, 2008 at 1:29 pm
#1 – Kim, knock it off.
Auntie Kryst | April 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Britney DuSpears always relied upon the kindess of strange(ers). STELLA!! Meh..trying to hard?
lola | April 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm
she looked like the biggest fool in front of the whole world and knew it. lay off people. she isn’t fat she is normal weight for an american woman. KK isn;t fat either they just aren’t in great shape.
havoc | April 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Since when does Moby like girls?
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Wendy | April 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Moby’s a liberal douchebag, so as always, his “caring” is merely an act of intellectual condescension.
Ed | April 10, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I always had Moby pegged for autoerotic asphyxiation (rope AND tweezers).
elle | April 10, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Oh, her poor tortured hair!!!!
SLASH | April 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I think she’s cute!
Whatever indeed | April 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I love how her hair plugs show when she wears her hair back. It’s about as sexy as kim’s thieving fat face.
Anal Fistula | April 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
#1 are you kidding? Kardashian is an orca
deacon jones | April 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Who gives a shit about this bitch
Lets get some g-string shots of Jessica Biel UP IN THIS HERE HOUSE!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I wonder if she belches after swallowing a load? I love it when chicks do that.
SLASH | April 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Lets get some g-string shots of Jessica Biel UP IN THIS WHORE HOUSE!
tp | April 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm
What?!?! You think she’s fat?? No, she’s not fat. You know who’s fat?? YOUR MOTHER!!
They White Urkle | April 10, 2008 at 1:57 pm
#14, Wendy, I could not agree more.
Sam | April 10, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Brit loves a good deep anal fucking, so she’ll be disappointed to discover that Moby had his penis removed in protest against the phallocentric patriarchy.
Jumpin_J | April 10, 2008 at 2:08 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!!! WAHHHH!!!!
Moby’s just being ironic… uh… right, that’s it. Just irony.
Amber Dextrose | April 10, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I think someone has their wires crossed here. Wikipedia says that Moby(-Dick) was “…a white whale of tremendous size and ferocity”.
Natural mistake.
SLASH | April 10, 2008 at 2:14 pm
She smokes too much crack. Look at her. All carrying TWO lighters and crap…
240 | April 10, 2008 at 2:16 pm
My P*nis just twitched. She is starting to get hot again. KEEP GOING U SEXY WOMAN YOU.
miggs | April 10, 2008 at 2:16 pm
“Weird, with a fat dick” is the perfect wife for Moby.
Pink Floyd | April 10, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives.
chachou | April 10, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Britney might be really out of shape and not looking so good but she’s not fat! lol.. neither is Kim, I think people are forgetting what a girl with a normal weight looks like.
Homo Herd on the Loose | April 10, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Look I could care less about any of these celebrities, but this whore is not fat. She has a great body! I guess the author and you degenerates must be into heroine chique (misspelled? who cares!)
She has a better body than anyone posting here and if not let’s see some pics!
Die assholes and republicans!
deacon jones | April 10, 2008 at 2:52 pm
@32
Excuses, excuses
Go to Spain, Italy , Brazil even and then tell me what a girl with “normal weight” looks like
sam | April 10, 2008 at 3:00 pm
deacon jones totally partied with lots of famous people in Brazil. he’s really hip that way. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
havoc | April 10, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yeah great, whatever, you got any more pics of Kim in the bikini?
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sam | April 10, 2008 at 3:01 pm
she’s hardly fat! america sucks for thinking that’s fat. Fat= heart on ameircan idol last night…she gained a lot of weight, she couldnt move! sad!
Repetitive morons | April 10, 2008 at 3:01 pm
#33 say something original or don’t post you schrutebag
Grunion | April 10, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I could stare at that 10 head all day long…
..sigh…..
Jeff | April 10, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Wait… Moby isn’t Gay?
Ted from LA | April 10, 2008 at 3:11 pm
#33,
Your last line is redundant.
Redundant | April 10, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Die assholes and republicans!
Die assholes and republicans!
Die assholes and republicans!
Three in a row! How’s that for original and tri-redundant?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Enjoy America-haters (republicans)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Power to the Federal Reserve - Let the Bankers have it all... | April 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm
…Hell we’re so damn dumn we’ll just give the reigns of the economy over to the elite and not even elect them. Let ‘em run up cycles of recessions and booms and bankrupt us and throw us into debt and take us to evil war with our poor sons and make the poor pay for it all and …What? We DON”T elect these guys? AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see!
Vote Republican for a strong fascist America!
deacon jones | April 10, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Sam,
You’ll probably a blimp too ya fat fuck. They’d cook you for a meal down there
FCS | April 10, 2008 at 3:25 pm
#43 hey your that guy at the party nobody wants to talk to ! I remember you. how are all your cats?
Auntie Kryst | April 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@38 “schrutebag” great word!
sameshitdifferentyear | April 10, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Yeah, it’s been a while since anyone’s heard anything about Moby.
Looks like he found something or someone to latch onto to get back into so-called semi-celebrity news.
Hey Tina Yothers, how about using the same headline-grabbing technique and announcing you’ve always had a secret crush on Gov Spitzer?
Jodi | April 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I was wondering where my forehead had gone.
Mellie | April 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm
i am american and i think shes fat along with Kim
now if u’ll all excuse me im going to order a large whopper thanks…
M.D. | April 10, 2008 at 3:31 pm
It’s hopeless, isn’t it? The majority of Americans have redefined “obese” as “fat,” and “fat” as “normal.” The only way our people (and our cars) don’t look HUGE is if you’ve never traveled abroad, which of course was true of the vast majority of Americans before 9-11, and now the percentage is even lower.
But…it’s all lies, isn’t it? Nobody who has gained weight feels good about it, and nobody wants to be with an overweight sex partner if it’s possible to be with somebody who’s in shape (a tiny percentage of true fetishists aside). One solution is to change the beauty ideals of 300 million Americans. Another solution is, you know, not to eat so much and maybe get a little more exercise.