Moby is head over heels for Britney the blonde Predator and is actually turned on by her physical and mental collapse. Here’s what he told The Sun about his obsession:
“She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
I don’t want to say that’s creepy because it’s not. This is by far the nicest thing anyone has said about Britney Spears since 2005. If I were her, I’d cut out this post and paste it in my scrapbook. Which for her is an old shoe box filled with Haagen Daaz containers, french fries and a lock of Adnan’s beard. Oh, almost forgot, Jayden’s MedicAlert bracelet too. Ha! He’s allergic to penicillin. Kids are funny.
Thanks to Roxie who claims to have erotic qualities that I can’t repeat here. This is a family site.
See girls? This is FAT, not Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and perfect.
creepy is right!
first!
420
She’s looking better but she still has a looooong way to go.
You’re on your way UP Brit!
Keep climbing!
Moby is a whack job!!
Britney looks pretty bad, she is not that fat, but you can see in the pictures that she looks like crap without make up and a hair do!, No drugs and she looks bad… she really looks like crap, her hair is a mess…
@1
Lay off the crack. Kim is disgusting.
Moby hopped in the BritneyBus-he knew that would get him some attention.
Dumb bitch has 2 lighters in her hand. One for the glass, the other for grass.
#1 – Kim, knock it off.
Britney DuSpears always relied upon the kindess of strange(ers). STELLA!! Meh..trying to hard?
she looked like the biggest fool in front of the whole world and knew it. lay off people. she isn’t fat she is normal weight for an american woman. KK isn;t fat either they just aren’t in great shape.
Since when does Moby like girls?
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Moby’s a liberal douchebag, so as always, his “caring” is merely an act of intellectual condescension.
I always had Moby pegged for autoerotic asphyxiation (rope AND tweezers).
Oh, her poor tortured hair!!!!
I think she’s cute!
I love how her hair plugs show when she wears her hair back. It’s about as sexy as kim’s thieving fat face.
#1 are you kidding? Kardashian is an orca
Who gives a shit about this bitch
Lets get some g-string shots of Jessica Biel UP IN THIS HERE HOUSE!
I wonder if she belches after swallowing a load? I love it when chicks do that.
Lets get some g-string shots of Jessica Biel UP IN THIS WHORE HOUSE!
What?!?! You think she’s fat?? No, she’s not fat. You know who’s fat?? YOUR MOTHER!!
#14, Wendy, I could not agree more.
Brit loves a good deep anal fucking, so she’ll be disappointed to discover that Moby had his penis removed in protest against the phallocentric patriarchy.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!!! WAHHHH!!!!
Moby’s just being ironic… uh… right, that’s it. Just irony.
I think someone has their wires crossed here. Wikipedia says that Moby(-Dick) was “…a white whale of tremendous size and ferocity”.
Natural mistake.
She smokes too much crack. Look at her. All carrying TWO lighters and crap…
My P*nis just twitched. She is starting to get hot again. KEEP GOING U SEXY WOMAN YOU.
“Weird, with a fat dick” is the perfect wife for Moby.
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives.
Britney might be really out of shape and not looking so good but she’s not fat! lol.. neither is Kim, I think people are forgetting what a girl with a normal weight looks like.
Look I could care less about any of these celebrities, but this whore is not fat. She has a great body! I guess the author and you degenerates must be into heroine chique (misspelled? who cares!)
She has a better body than anyone posting here and if not let’s see some pics!
Die assholes and republicans!
@32
Excuses, excuses
Go to Spain, Italy , Brazil even and then tell me what a girl with “normal weight” looks like
deacon jones totally partied with lots of famous people in Brazil. he’s really hip that way. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
Yeah great, whatever, you got any more pics of Kim in the bikini?
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she’s hardly fat! america sucks for thinking that’s fat. Fat= heart on ameircan idol last night…she gained a lot of weight, she couldnt move! sad!
#33 say something original or don’t post you schrutebag
I could stare at that 10 head all day long…
..sigh…..
Wait… Moby isn’t Gay?
#33,
Your last line is redundant.
Die assholes and republicans!
Die assholes and republicans!
Die assholes and republicans!
Three in a row! How’s that for original and tri-redundant?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Enjoy America-haters (republicans)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…Hell we’re so damn dumn we’ll just give the reigns of the economy over to the elite and not even elect them. Let ‘em run up cycles of recessions and booms and bankrupt us and throw us into debt and take us to evil war with our poor sons and make the poor pay for it all and …What? We DON”T elect these guys? AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see!
Vote Republican for a strong fascist America!
Sam,
You’ll probably a blimp too ya fat fuck. They’d cook you for a meal down there
#43 hey your that guy at the party nobody wants to talk to ! I remember you. how are all your cats?
@38 “schrutebag” great word!
Yeah, it’s been a while since anyone’s heard anything about Moby.
Looks like he found something or someone to latch onto to get back into so-called semi-celebrity news.
Hey Tina Yothers, how about using the same headline-grabbing technique and announcing you’ve always had a secret crush on Gov Spitzer?
I was wondering where my forehead had gone.
i am american and i think shes fat along with Kim
now if u’ll all excuse me im going to order a large whopper thanks…
It’s hopeless, isn’t it? The majority of Americans have redefined “obese” as “fat,” and “fat” as “normal.” The only way our people (and our cars) don’t look HUGE is if you’ve never traveled abroad, which of course was true of the vast majority of Americans before 9-11, and now the percentage is even lower.
But…it’s all lies, isn’t it? Nobody who has gained weight feels good about it, and nobody wants to be with an overweight sex partner if it’s possible to be with somebody who’s in shape (a tiny percentage of true fetishists aside). One solution is to change the beauty ideals of 300 million Americans. Another solution is, you know, not to eat so much and maybe get a little more exercise.